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Adam: It says here you had a threesome with two girls?
Caller: Yeah.
Adam: No. No. Too squirrelly. First off, nobody named "Oliver" gets a threesome at fifteen years old.
Guest Everlast: [Laughing.] You're wrong, dude.
Adam: Naw, no one named Oliver! Maybe Oliver Stone or Oliver Twist.
Caller: Dude, Oliver's a tight name.
Adam: Yeah... It's... I don't know... It's not the kind of name that gets a guy laid. Not at fifteen. Not in a threesome! You did not have a threesome.
Caller: Well, it was oral.
Drew: All right, well, that's not a threesome.
Adam: Oral threesome?
Caller: Yeah.
Adam: I might count that.
Drew: That's like, follow on.
Adam: Well what'd you guys... They doubled down on ya?
Caller: Yeah.
Drew: I bet they weren't there at the same time, though.
Caller: No, yeah, they were.
Adam: They were in the same room?
Caller: Yeah.
Adam: And they did that pass-it-back-and-forth thing?
Caller: Well, it was like at the same time, and then they were, like, switching.
Adam: Yeah. You know what's good about that thing? ...is, women are very competitive.
Drew: [Laughing.] "That thing."
Adam: It's happened to me one time.
Drew: Oh! I remember you... This girl called in one time. Remember that?
Adam: Ugh.
Drew: Ebony?
Adam: Ebony and Ivory.
Drew: Oh ho ho! My god!
Adam: A big black chick and a... yeah.
Drew: Oh my god!
Adam: [Whispering.] Yeah.
Drew: Were they prostitutes?
[Adam and Everlast laugh.]
Adam: Would you believe me if I said, "no"?
Drew: No!
Adam: Well, I didn't pay 'em anything!
Drew: Okay.
Adam: Dropped one of 'em off at church, and the other one off at her boyfriend's house the next day.
Drew: Good times.
Adam: They were trouble! Yeah, these two, but... And these were back in my civilian days, you know? But you know what they do? ...is they compete with each other! You know what I mean? It's like the free market system. It's capitalism. It brings out the best in everybody.
Drew: Like who's gonna get it...
Adam: Yeah, it's like, how good would Ford be if Chevy wasn't around? But now there's a little competition going on. One's Ford, one's Chevy. They're trying to outdo each other a little bit. And I'll tell you who wins. You know who wins? Your consumer. You know who the consumer is?
Drew: You.
Adam: Your dork! That's who the consumer is!