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Spencer: Santa Barbara's Modern Rock, 92.9 KJEE. I'll have you know that, uh... we're a little excited.
Hoke: We're very excited.
Spencer: One's a board-certified physician, addiction medicine specialist -- I've heard that a couple times. The other is, well, Adam Carolla.
[Hoke laughs.]
Adam: Thanks.
Drew: Good morning, guys.
Spencer: Gentleman, welcome to KJEE.
Drew: It's our pleasure.
Adam: Good to be here.
Spencer: Now, uh, not Adam's first trek up here, but I believe this is the first time we've got Drew in this studio.
Drew: This is the first time, and Adam regaled me with stories about the, uh, glamour of this studio.
Hoke: Really.
Spencer: We hear you... I hear you going on and on about the Westwood One studios but, uh, your last trip here, we really had to have that beat. We were folding card tables last time.
Adam: Yeah, yeah... But I mean, Westwood One should be nicer than you guys...
[Laughter.]
Drew: But it isn't.
Adam: And now you've surpassed them. I don't know what market this is. What market is this?
Hoke: One thousand three hundred and...
Spencer: Something like that. We're pushing the two...
Hoke: ...six.
Spencer: We're pushing two hundred real quick.
Adam: And nicer than Westwood One. But no, you guys made some changes around here over the last five years.
Drew: Although my favorite story was that Adam said that --
Spencer: No no no no, it only happened in the last week.
Drew: But Adam told me, my favorite story was, the guy on air had to run off... because he had to go park cars?
[Some laughs.]
Adam: Yeah. I think it was D.M. last time I was in here. Yeah, he had to go park cars at Nordstroms or something.
Drew: [Laughing.] His day job.
Spencer: Welcome to Santa Barbara.
Hoke: He had to cut his job shift.
Adam: Yeah, it was funny cuz once in a while -- I don't know if you think this way, Drew, but --
Drew: Probably not.
Adam: Okay.
Drew: Go ahead.
Adam: But, uh, you just want to get hold of your wife's sister and really give it to her g-- No. [Everyone laughs.] No, you think... You think, "Well, okay, we do radio, we're in Los Angeles, we're syndicated, everything's great but wouldn't it be nice just to move to some nice..."
Drew: Oh yeah.
Adam: "...beach community in some nice little city, get up..." Okay, you don't get the pay scale that you get in L.A., but fine. Who needs it? You're happy.
Drew: You're in nirvana.
Adam: You can show up to work in shorts and this and that... All that was out the window when D.M. had to go park cars.
Hoke: I'm sure you guys have the clout nowadays, though. I mean, couldn't you really -- if you really, really wanted to -- pick up and go somewhere? No?
Spencer: If you really, really wanted to park cars.
Adam: Yeah... No, ehhh...
Drew: We're trying to move up the street, [unintelligible] pull that off.
Hoke: Really.
Adam: We've had difficulty. Yeah, we're not at KROQ, the mother station out there Spencer knows about. We've been wanting to go there for a number of years and we're...
Drew: ...to broadcast from there because we're in the crappy Westwood One studio.
Adam: Yeah, we're up the street. It's really... It's like this: it's like, there's a palace up the street that you could move into but you're doing your show out of a Sears gardening shed on a bad... on the other side of the tracks and all you're saying to the contractor is, "When are you gonna be done with the wallpaper so we can move in?" and he's like, "Just another couple weeks," but it's been years. So...
Spencer: So we're happy A) to have you in the studio, but we're happy at the renovations that took place because you guys were coming.
Drew: It can't be cuz of us.
Spencer: I swear to you. We were... There was Astroturf outside. We have new Astroturf now actually, downstairs.
Drew: We noticed that. It's very nice.
Spencer: Well, we pride ourselves on our Astroturf, actually. Our old one was beat to crap. There's tons of people here, usually it's just us Hoke and I, left to fend for ourselves doing this.
Hoke: Yeah, usually it's just us and we're lucky if we have an intern showing up and making us coffee. Today there's like six. So congratulations, gentlemen. You did good work.
Adam: They're not doing anything, by the way.
Hoke: Nothing's changed on that level.
Spencer: Yeah, it's usually us, a stapler, a couple of post-it notes and we're giving it all away, people.
Adam: Well, we're, uh, we're flattered that people would, uh, make such a fuss over little old us.
Drew: Yeah, we can't understand why. But... But whatever.
Hoke: Talk to us about the show. You guys have come a long way. I know that you have been through... how many co-hosts there, Adam?
Adam: Uh... what, uh...
Spencer: Drew -- the other way around.
Adam: Oh yeah, Drew's been through all the co-hosts.
Hoke: Yeah, you're right.
Drew: Fo-- well, three main ones.
Hoke: Three main and you've been with Adam the longest, probably, right about now, ya?
Drew: Rrrr... about -- yeah, coming up on it, yeah.
Spencer: Now, I know each and every one of your co-hosts to date.
Drew: Do you?
Spencer: And I've actually, uh, I actually worked with your first.
Drew: Really.
Spencer: Yeah yeah yeah.
Drew: I'm so sorry.
Spencer: Which I was just gonna mention. I'm like, this guy has been doing radio forever. The song ends. We're nowhere near a microphone. We're not even pulling it together.
Drew: See, this is the heritage I came out of. He yells at me for not being in my seat at attention as the commercials end.
Adam: Not at attention... Drew... Drew, often times, is in the hallway talking to the guest when we come back from commercial and I tell him...
Hoke: Sounds familiar.
Spencer: I work with a Drew, too.
Adam: "Drew, if you're one of the hosts of the show and you're standing in the hall chewing the fat with the guest, the guest is gonna think, 'Well, I don't need to be in there because the host of the show's not in there. Why would I need to be in there?'"
Drew: Be that as it may, that's the heritage I'm sure we'd ha-- I was the... I was playing his role for many years with somebody that really... I mean, was -- you know -- uncontainable. And there you go. So...
Spencer: So then you go to the next thing -- the next incarnation -- and that was what, with Ricky?
Drew: Ricky.
Drew: They tried a few people in, then Ricky, and then we started doing the television show.
Spencer: Right.
Drew: And that's when Adam came in.
Spencer: Right. And then for a while it was three of you. And they were kind of, like, ushering Adam in at that point. Was that the gist?
Adam: You know, truthfully, I think they were playing both sides against the middle there. They never told me that I was... you know, they didn't say, "Listen, kid, we're prepping you to take over full time. Don't say anything to Rachtman." They were just like, "No, it's gonna be the three of you and, you know, we'll see how it goes and if it doesn't work out, you'll be the one who's hittin' the bricks."
Drew: Yeah, they kinda laid it that way.
Adam: So they sorta put it that way, and maybe they said to Ricky, "Hey, now it's time for you to really step up or this kid's gonna take your place." I kind of get the feeling they were playing us against each other a little bit.
Drew: Yep.
Adam: My feeling -- my pure feeling -- I hadn't had a radio job before that, and I was swinging a hammer probably, eh, eight months before that. I just thought, "I'm in here and if it doesn't work out, I'm leaving."
Drew: People don't understand that that is what you did.
Adam: What, you mean, swing a hammer?
Drew: Yeah.
Adam: Yeah, yeah. I didn't have anything to compare it to. I mean, my best -- Drew, remember when I showed you my social security income?
Drew: Oh yeah.
[Hoke laughs, Spencer says something.]
Adam: I got a thing from Social Security.
Spencer: I'd like to see the graph on that one.
Drew: Oh, it's...
Spencer: '94, neeoomph.
Drew: Yeah, oh yeah.
Adam: Yeah but...
Drew: It's zero, two hundred, four hundred...
Adam: Three zeros in the adult age. I mean, and what, plenty of $3500 months -- years?
Drew: Yes. Those are your big years. Big years. Yeah.
Adam: What do you think the average of the fifteen years that I showed you before I got to radio?
Drew: $1200.
Adam: Eh, $1700.
Drew: $1800, okay.
Hoke: What were you doing, working under the table and living with your folks or what?
Adam: I was working.
Drew: Living in a garage.
Adam: I was definitely not living with my folks, but I was, uh, working under the table. I mean a lot of that was just unreported carpenter.
Spencer: "Loveline saved my life."
Adam: Income, yeah. But I didn't think... Anyway, so it was the three of us and Ricky Rachtman, who'd been doing the show, obviously felt pressured. Uh... I didn't feel like I was gonna take his job... So it was an awkward like six months with the three of us there, was it not?
Drew: Yeah, that was weird. That was awful.
Hoke: Now, how did you get your foot in the door, Adam? Cuz that's kind of an interesting story.
Drew: Oh, this is a good story. Yeah.
Adam: Oh, all right. I was, uh, I was working as a boxing instructor.
Drew: And by the way, tell us to stop. We'll talk for hours like this, so if we need to get to something, let us know.
Adam: Yeah, when you want to move, you just tell us.
Spencer: The time is yours. The Red Hot Chili Peppers can wait.
Drew: All right, go ahead.
Adam: Uh, I was working as a boxing instructor in Los Angeles, actually in Pasadena, in Drew's hometown.
Drew: The gym I went to.
Adam: In the gym... yeah... I built this gym and then they let me work there as a boxing instructor, and I used to teach classes and uh... Anyway, I was driving over the hill one day delivering some entertainment unit I built for somebody. Later on in the day, I heard on the KROQ, the mother station in Los Angeles there, Kevin and Bean were talking about some kind of boxing tournament that they were gonna have between Jimmy Kimmel and Michael the Maintenance Man. Michael I'd known, who'd been a fixture on the morning show for, like, five years at that point, maybe more. Jimmy had been there about three weeks.
Drew: Oh really? He was new then?
Adam: Brand new.
Drew: Wow!
Adam: Yeah. And didn't seem like they liked him much. And uh... So they said, "Whoa, we're gonna have a boxing match" -- turned into one of those radio stunts -- "So we need trainers, we need equipment, we need a venue" and I was just sorta driving my truck thinking, uh...
Drew: Truck without the window cranks.
Adam: No, I had window cranks at that point. I was thirty, for Christ's sake, or a few weeks away from thirty.
Drew: Bench seat, though. Bench seat. Yeah.
Adam: Bench vinyl seat, no air, and uh, I said, "I'm gonna train one of these guys to box, I'm gonna learn about the radio." Like I didn't have any, uh, fantasies about getting on the air or anything, I just thought, "I've been... I grew up in LA, I've been listening to KROQ, been listening to 'Loveline' for a million years," I thought how cool would it be to actually just go in and take a look at the studio and how... how disappointing, as it turns out... [unintelligible]
Drew: Can you believe this is the same guy that abuses me every night? This is the same guy!
Adam: Excited! Excited to show up!
Drew: Bright-eyed youth!
Adam: So uh, I showed up one day... and I called; they wouldn't call back -- you know how radio stations are. Like, I kept leaving these messages for the producer. Like, "Hey, I'm a boxer," and they wouldn't listen, so I just showed up one morning at 7:30 and, like, the Sparkletts guy was walking in, and I said, "Could you tell one of the guys I'm out here?" I didn't want Jimmy because he was new and I didn't know him, but Jimmy came, uh, waddling down the hall, like, twenty minutes later. So he's like, "How you doing?" "Good. I'm a boxer." "Okay. Well, we'll just start tomorrow."
Hoke: So you trained him.
Adam: So I trained him.
Hoke: Really.
Adam: Yeah, and he lost. [Hoke laughs.] But we had like ten days. I was gonna try to win him over in those ten days. "Hey, I'm a funny guy, I love radio, blah blah blah."
Hoke: "Check me out."
Adam: So, uh, I basically did, and at the end of the ten days he was like, "Yeah, you're really funny," but he was low man on the totem pole over there at the time, too; he was sorta brand-new and he just came out from like, uh, Phoenix or Tucson or something and he'd been there about three or four weeks. So I was like, "Well, what do I do?" and he said, "You gotta come up," he said, "Well what do you do?" and I said, "I just hang out and talk. You know, I just work off the cuff."
Drew: You see how that works? You getting a feel for it?
Adam: And he goes, he goes, "You can't do that. Kevin and Bean do that. The host, they have hosts of the show, they [don't need] some jackoff coming in here just talking about just hanging out." [Hoke laughs.] So he said, "Do you do a character?" And I said, "Uh, nooo." And he said, "Well, come up with one and call in."
Drew: Why don't we... Why don't we do a Birchum call this morning?
Hoke: Yeah, I think that would be fun.
Adam: All right.
Spencer: Yeah.
Drew: So explain to people what that is and they'll call and ask for it.
Spencer: Here's how it works. This is actually how I met Adam. When I was an intern for the aforementioned radio station, he would sit out in the halls. And he would wait for his turn, for his bit to come up. So, Adam and I would sit there and I was working at The Home Base at the time.
Adam: Mmm-hmmm.
Spencer: And, uh, so we would talk shop and you would talk router bits and...
Adam: Yeah.
Drew: Wow.
Spencer: But that is the actual premise of his bit. Now, you've heard Birchum on "Crank Yankers" as well. You do that character on "Crank Yankers", I think.
Adam: [Laughing.] Oh yeah, Birchum's on "Crank Yankers", yeah.
Spencer: Here's the deal: [gives the station phone number]. Something is wrong with your house. It needs, uh, some home improvement, whatever.
Drew: Be it... Be it plumbing, flooring, whatever.
Spencer: What is wrong with your house? Call and, uh, Mr. Birchum will field your call.
Adam: Yeah.
Spencer: It's pretty impressive. And not to build it up, you know, and then...
Adam: But... But, let's uh... I don't...
Drew: Describe who Birchum is, too.
Adam: Well, Birchum, uh, Birchum is a shop... Here's the deal. So, they said, uh... No, Jimmy said, "You gotta come up with a character. You gotta call in," and I have almost no range as... What character? I don't do any characters. And I thought, uh...
Drew: Except for "pissed-off middle-aged guy".
[Laughter.]
Adam: Yeah. Really? Middle age.
Drew: Yeah, you're there.
Adam: I, no -- I'm saying I'm past the middle.
Drew: [Laughs.] Oh, okay.
Adam: Cuz I'm not gonna live till seventy-eight, am I?
Drew: You're middle, yeah.
Adam: No, I mean I'm thinking, I'm a little past it.
Drew: Little bit, yeah, little bit.
Adam: Little bit past. Uh-huh. Anyway. Uh, I thought, "Well, what do I know?" and I thought, "Well, I know carpentry." And then I thought, "Well, why does a carpenter call in the morning show?" and I thought, "Shop teacher." And then I thought, "Well why does a shop teacher call the morning show?" And I said, uh, "This guy teaches junior high shop. He's not gonna make it in this morning." I'd call at like 7:10 in the morning -- but all my students listen to your crappy show and I gotta use the telephone as an intercom system and give 'em a message. And I would start screaming at the kids to stay away from my router bit index.
Hoke: Nice.
[Drew laughs.]
Adam: And uh... You know not to... "We're gonna watch blood on the bandsaw and that, uh, that quimby Mister, uh, Mister Tomey in the sweater vest is gonna sub for me, don't listen to him." And I would just scream at all of 'em. So the first ten Birchum bits was me just screaming at my kids.
Spencer: KJEE. Who's this? Hello? Damn.
Drew: And, by the way, turn your radio -- if you're calling in -- turn your radio off cuz there's a delay on this morning and, uh...
Hoke: That's right.
Drew: You'll probably go insane.
Hoke: We bring nothin' but the best and the most professional atmosphere.
Drew: Even if you have medical questions, too, I'll answer those.
Adam: Yeah.
Spencer: Are you down for that?
Drew: Yeah, of course I will.
Spencer: I mean, I just I hate to... I hate to do that to you, just because it's like...
Drew: That's what we do. It's all right.
Adam: It's easy.
Spencer: It's like having a punch line and everywhere you go people are like, "Say your thing! Say your thing."
Drew: [Mumbling.] No it's all right.
Spencer: It's like... "Give love advice!"
[Adam laughs.]
Spencer: "Give medical advice."
Drew: But I think the Birchum would be a clever thing this morning.
Spencer: KJEE. Good morning. Who's this? Hello?
Hoke: People are getting a little star-struck.
Spencer: Welcome to the magic of radio.
Drew: Is your... Is your... Well, this is... We're used to this.
Spencer: You think?
Drew: Now it feels like radio.
Adam: Yeah.
Drew: The equipment's not working right.
Adam: Stuff's not working out, yeah.
Drew: Yeah.
Spencer: Let me lay it out one more time.
Drew: I can hear everything in my headset. I hear everything in my headphones, I can't quite... I'm hearing everything. That's the kind of trouble I have.
Adam: Oh yeah, usually they come undone.
Spencer: KJEE. Who's this?
Caller: Hi, this is Steven.
Spencer: Steven, what the hell is wrong with your house?
Caller: Well, it's my grandmother. She's got two broken legs and, uh, I was lookin' to hold her up with, uh, some kind of -- you know -- post or something like that [and something for her arms].
[Laughter.]
Spencer: Good enough.
Drew: Let me do my part first, though. How did she... Has she had surgery on her legs?
Caller: Uh, no, we just ran her over with the car the other day.
Drew: All right, all right, all right.
Hoke: [Laughing.] One of these. You guys get a couple of these a night.
Birchum/Adam: Everybody's a comedian until they get run over by a car.
[Fake phone ringing.]
Caller: Thanks.
Birchum/Adam: Yeah. All right, son, I'll see you in hell.
[Laughter.]
Birchum/Adam: You go out and smoke your hippie weed and go down to the beach and stare at the sun until your pupils melt. I know what it's like over here in Santa Barbara. You got a lotta junkies come up here from L.A. just to crash. Wanna find a place to crash out, they gotta dry up and mellow out. Well, I'm onto you folks! All right, who's next? Come on, give me somebody who's got a brain.
Spencer: [Gives station number.] Mr. Birchum on the air and, uh...
Hoke: You'll find a lot of those.
Birchum/Adam: You hear that laugh, Pinsky?
Drew: Yeah.
Birchum/Adam: That pot laugh?
Drew: Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Birchum/Adam: Yeah. It's all around us here. Everyone is... Everyone in San...
Drew: It is. Oh it is. I think to myself... I had to hold my tongue a few times at some of the valet guys at [the place at which they stayed]. Like, "Dude, you gotta stop smoking so much pot."
Hoke: The ratio of our listeners that wake and bake is, uh...
Birchum/Adam: Oh yeah.
Hoke: You got about a two-to-one.
Drew: Well, Birchum smoked pot for a long time.
Birchum/Adam: How dare you?
Drew: Well, that was before the heroin.
Birchum/Adam: That was stuff --
Drew: That was before the heroin!
Birchum/Adam: I confiscated that from the children.
[Fake phone ringing.]
Birchum/Adam: I had to get through 'Nam!
Drew: Well, that was when the smack hit, right?
Birchum/Adam: Smoked it out of a human skull.
Hoke: [Laughing.] Oh geez.
Spencer: KJEE. Good morning.
Caller: Good morning.
Spencer: Who's this?
Caller: This is Kelly.
Spencer: Kelly, you're on with, uh, Mr. Birchum, a.k.a. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew Pinsky. What's wrong?
Caller: All right, Mr. Birchum. We've gotta take a bookcase apart and put it back together. How should I do that? Can he... Can I do it myself? Can he help me out with that?
Birchum/Adam: Is this part of some retarded home challenge? What do you got to take it apart and put it back together for? Why don't you just leave it together? It's together now, isn't it?
Caller: Yeah, it's just that I'll have trouble moving it out of the bedroom.
[Call cuts out.]
Birchum/Adam: It's too big for the bedroom? Hello?
Drew: Oh for goodness sakes.
Birchum/Adam: She can get that big ass in the bedroom, why can't she get the bookshelf out?
[Caller comes back.]
Drew: Oh there she is.
Birchum/Adam: All right, let me ask about this bookshelf. Who built it? Your no-count ex-boyfriend?
Caller: Yeah, that's that's about it. It's huge.
Birchum/Adam: I'm picturing, uh, just a couple of pine one-by-twelves, knotty pine and, uh, through-nailed with some common head nails. No mortises, no dados, no rabbits. Am I right?
Caller: Oh. Um, yeah.
Birchum/Adam: What's the joint? What's the joints like? Does it have face frames on 'em?
Caller: I... wouldn't have a clue.
Birchum/Adam: Adjustable shelves?
Caller: Yes.
Birchum/Adam: They are adjustable.
Caller: Yeah. They are. Flip 'em around.
Birchum/Adam: All right. You can start... by taking those out, right?
Caller: [Laughing.] Yeah. The books first maybe would be good.
Birchum/Adam: Right. All right. Now, is it painted, or is it stained?
Caller: It's stained.
Birchum/Adam: All right. So, uh, what you're gonna wanna do is you're probably gonna have a glued joint, all right? You know where the, uh, where the rail meets the vertical? Right? It's gonna be glued?
Caller: Yeah.
Birchum/Adam: You have a knife? You have a razor knife, a utility knife?
Caller: Sure. Yeah I do, actually.
Birchum/Adam: Slit your throat. You're never gonna get this one. It's impossible.
[Everyone laughs.]
Birchum/Adam: No, just start whacking on it with a hammer, but take a block and put it on there so you don't put hammer dings in it. You know what I'm saying?
Drew: Yeah, yeah.
Birchum/Adam: Yeah, just take a little piece of one-by-four, something, put it on there and whack it with a hammer. And use that utility knife to score it where the seam is so it doesn't, uh, doesn't tear. Next!
[Fake phone ringing.]
Spencer: KJEE. Good morning, you're on with Birchum a.k.a. Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew. What's your problem? And it shouldn't be a love one.
Birchum/Adam: No?
Drew: Everyone's on their cell phones. I hear there's a lot of controversy about cell phones here. This is... You notice how the cell phones are breaking up a little bit?
Hoke: Yeah, we have a lot of problems.
Drew: Mr. Birchum, we heard a lot about this.
Birchum/Adam: We were out to dinner Saturday night with your quimby G.M., Diamond Jim Combover in there, and, uh, he was telling us about some controversy with his hippie gal-pal over there living in sin -- I don't know what's going on with those two -- but he was telling us some controversy about putting on cell phone sites because the hippies up here didn't want their brains fried by the microwaves. As if all the weed, X, heroin, and acid they've dropped over the years didn't fry the ol' brain, huh? They're worried about couple microwaves floating around out there. Consequently, us straight guys can't get good cell coverage when we're up here. Thank you.
[Fake phone ringing.]
Spencer: You got one for Birchum?
Caller: Yeah, good morning. The city says because my fireplace is, like, five inches away from the wall now, there's a big gap, they need to fix it.
Birchum/Adam: Yeah. That's all right. You wouldn't want that fixed yourself, huh? You don't mind the possums coming in and out of your house all day long? Seventy mile-an-hour wind blowing in there? You want to know how to fix that gap?
Caller: Yeah.
Birchum/Adam: That gap ain't five inches, son.
Caller: Well, at the top it is.
Birchum/Adam: At the top? It's tight at the bottom?
Caller: Uh, no, it's bigger.
Birchum/Adam: The gap's five inches at the top, and how big at the bottom?
Caller: It's seven or eight.
Birchum/Adam: No it isn't. You're lying to me. I know a liar when I hear it. No house separates that far from the chimney.
Drew: Maybe it's a tent.
Caller: No, it's been there in Carp[interia] for seventy years.
Drew: Remember, this is Santa Barbara.
Birchum/Adam: All right. What'd you got on the outside of the house? Stucco?
Caller: No, it's wood.
Birchum/Adam: You got wood? You got clapboard? Or what do you have, T1-11? What kind of siding you got on there?
Caller: Uh, just old redwood.
Birchum/Adam: Old redwood? All right, so you're not going to be able to extend that too well. So here's what you need to do. You need to take a piece of, like, one-by-six and just run it vertically. Just use redwood. Use it as a spacer. You know what you could use to fill that gap? They have expanding foam.
Drew: Oooh.
Birchum/Adam: You guys ever see that stuff? Comes in a little tube, looks like the stuff you use to fill your flat tire up with. Spray it in there [makes a spray noise] -- starts foaming up.
Drew: Can you handle that without getting PTSD? I mean you used the Napalm and all.
Birchum/Adam: Without having a flashback? Easy.
Drew: Really?
Birchum/Adam: I'll be right back in 'Nam. So quiet down. Get ready with the dart, Drew. Could go nuts. Use that polyurethane expanding foam. You get it at the home center, it's about three dollars a pop. [Drew's pager goes off.] And once you start the can, you gotta use it all up. There ain't no stopping. You understand?
Caller: Yeah dude.
Birchum/Adam: It's like being with a hooker. Once you pay that sixteen dollars, you gotta go. There ain't no stopping. [A Red Hot Chili Peppers song starts playing.] There's certain things... Yeah, use that expanding foam. What's that music?
Spencer: That music is, uh... I guess... No, we'll be back with Adam Carolla and Dr. Drew next on KJEE.
