Monday, October 6, 2003
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Monday, October 6, 2003Adam once crapped in the shower:
Guest Jimmy Kimmel: So, I learned something about my friend Adam Carolla. I thought I knew everything about Adam, especially the disgusting things. But...
Adam: Gemini, as it turns out.
Drew: Oh, really?
Adam: Did not know that.
Jimmy: Yes, but... Something... Well, his friend Ray revealed this to me and...
Drew: Ray claims to have lots of stuff on Adam that we would never imagine.
Adam: I think you could imagine!
Drew: That's what I said! That's what I said!
Adam: What, I killed a man? And then blew him?
Jimmy: Adam apparently has moved his bowels in the shower and pushed it down the shower drain hole with his heal. Packed it down in there.
Adam: Heal and toe, like a good race car driver works a clutch. Yeah.
Drew: Yeah. No surprise.
Adam reveals that he and his wife, Lynette, are planning to have a child:
Caller: I was wondering when you're gonna have any kids.
Adam: Uh, soon.
Drew: Really?
Adam: Yeah.
Drew: Oh, yeah.
Adam: Yeah.
Caller: Someone needs that knowledge. If your seed dies, it would be a shame.
[Anderson plays the Cartman "No! God, no!" drop.]
Drew misspelled Ann's first and last name in the "Acknowledgements" of his book, Cracked ("Anne Engold" instead of "Ann Ingold"):
Adam: Let me tell you something. This ain't a dozen roses or a fruit basket.
Drew: This is gonna take more than that.
Adam: This is a cruise. You're gonna have to buy Producer Ann a cruise. She's gonna have to go somewhere far away, and drink exotic wines, and forget.
Drew: I'm gonna have to find all the books that have been sold and scratch out the name...
Adam: Recall the seventeen books you've sold and scratch out the "E". Right?
Drew: And change the "E" to an "I".
Adam: Oh, yeah. [Laughs.] The first... the last name. Yeah.
Drew: Okay. [Addressing Ann.] I'm sorry. I am so sorry.
Adam: Oh, you got... This is a cruise. It's a cruise.
Drew says that he can play the piano. He tries to lance a cyst on Adam's back using a thumbtack.
Drew reveals that Adam's wife, Lynette, works for ABC.