Wednesday, June
4, 2003
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Wednesday, June
4, 2003Adam scored a 91 on an Internet I.Q. test presented to him by his wife. "I got a ninety-one. Yeah. [Laughs.] Ninety-one... that's solid."
Dr. Drew will be on "Test the Nation" tomorrow night on Fox.
Drew wins an award for achieving the highest I.Q. score (136) among the celebrity contestants on "Test the Nation".
Supposedly, "Loveline" will be moving to a new studio next month:
Adam: All right! We gotta get out of this studio. I may not have brought it up...
Drew: It's happening next month, right? That's what I'm hearing. Next month. See?
Adam: Next month. Okay.
Drew: [Talking to the people in the next room.] You have a date?
Adam: All right, I don't care. I'm just going to start destroying things.
Bogus caller Miriam is exposed:
Adam: Where were we here, Drew?
Drew: Do you want to do this? We have four minutes.
Adam: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes?
Drew: Ingrid?
Caller: Yeah.
Drew: Hmmm. See?
Caller: Hello?
Adam: Sophia?
Guest: Ingrid sounds like Sophia.
Adam: Yeah.
Caller: What is this?
Adam: Hey, Miriam!
Caller: What?
Adam: See? Bogus call.
Caller: Well, it's my eighteenth, so...
Adam says that "Crank Yankers" was going to be called "Prank Puppets":
Adam: Our show "Crank Yankers" was supposed to be called "Prank Puppets". And we had an attorney explaining why that was... why that couldn't be done. Why, if somebody sued us, with the name "Prank Puppets", and brought us into court, there's just... we'd loose everything we had because of that name. And I said, "Are you high? You got the word 'prank' and 'puppet'! What do you mean?" And, no. No, "Crank Yankers" was going to be called "Prank Puppets" and the Comedy Central attorneys wouldn't let us do it and explained why -- although never made us understand it -- and that's when I knew they were just idiots, just a-hole idiots. And they lie, too. They do this, too. I swear to Christ, I was yelling at the woman, "Are you high? Are you kidding, are you stupid, or are you high? What do you mean?" What it was is, "Prank Puppets" implied malice. I said, "Are you high?"
Drew finally got a new car:
Adam: Drew got himself a new car.
Drew: Ohhh. So happy.
Adam: You're happy? I'm happy.
Drew: Why?
Adam: 'Cause, you've been chewin' on my ear about gettin' a new car for, uh... about six months before I met you. So it's been nine years now.
Drew: Yeah. Yeah.
Adam: Yeah. Always threatening to get something, always wantin' somethin' sporty, somethin' nice. Drew finally broke down and got the M5. Got the car of his dreams. Feels good, doesn't it?
Drew: Mmmm!
Adam: Nothin' wrong with that, Drew.
Drew: I was crying!
Adam: Were ya?
Drew: Yeah!
Adam invents a new slang term for the vagina:
Adam: Hey, you know, I came up with a good name for vagina: beef flume! Yeah! You gotta think about it a little bit, but I think it's solid. Yeah!
[Anderson plays the "barf" drop.]
Adam: Drew?
Drew: Let's go to break.
Adam: All right. Mark Valley here from "Keen Eddie".
Drew: Ohhh.
Adam: I'll write that one down, Drew.
Drew: Mark is so pleased he's joined us tonight.
Mark: This is great.
Adam: Bryan, tell Tara what a 'flume' is, and then... give her a laugh. We'll be back.