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Drew undergoes surgery for his hernia; Anderson turns 30.
Adam invents "cop light stickers", tiny reference stickers for one's rearview mirror:
Adam: I had a great idea on the ride in. [...] Everywhere I go at night, I just stare in the rearview -- I don't even look at the road -- and I try to make out the headlights. "That's a minivan. That could be a cruiser, could be a cop car." And I just realized: all I need is a sticker. I need a little sticker just a little bigger than a postage stamp to stick onto my rearview mirror that is cop headlights. Because all cars have their sort of "headlight signature".
Drew: Something to mark it against? To compare it against?
Adam: No; just a sticker to remind... like I can reference... yeah, I can reference it.
Drew: Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Adam: Yeah. I mean, you can look up and go, "No, that's a Ford LTD with a..." You know, cops drive one car, maybe you gotta put two or three, maybe put the bike along the bottom. But you got the reference.
Adam says the Botox that Dr. Bruce injected into his forehead had no effect: "You know what it's done, Drew? Zero. Now I sweat more because I have post-traumatic stress disorder from the Botox injections. Fantastic."
Drew leaves the studio early to care for his ailing son, Douglas:
Drew: I've got an emergency at home. I'm probably going to have to leave in a minute here.
Adam: What do you got goin'?
Drew: Just, something's horrible wrong with Douglas right now.
Adam: He's sick?
Drew: Yep.
Adam: What kind of sick?
Drew: Just, like, some sort of horrible rash has taken over. And he's screaming, and it just sounds awful.
Adam likes banana cream pie, but only from The Apple Pan; he also recommends Dr. Hoggly Woggly's in Van Nuys: "Great barbecue. The best."
Drew must turn-in the final manuscript of his forthcoming book, Cracked, in twenty-four hours. The book is available for pre-order from both Amazon and Barnes and Noble.
Adam and Drew give a detailed account of their daily routine in response to a caller's question [transcript forthcoming].