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Drew talks about how "Loveline" started. [Transcript]
The "Dawson's Creek" episode guest starring Adam and Drew will air next Wednesday (April 16). The episode is titled "Lovelines". Check your local listings!
The episode of "Crank Yankers" with Dr. Drew will air next Wednesday (April 23). [Update: Contrary to what Drew said on the air, the episode actually airs for the first time at 10 pm on Tuesday, April 22, and again at midnight. Thanks to Tyler for the correction.] Adam and Drew talk about the episode of "Dawson's Creek" which airs this Wednesday:
Drew: ...we have "Dawson's Creek" this Wednesday.
Adam: Ohhh yeah. That's going to be humiliating for me, Drew.
Drew: It will be interesting to see how they put that together. [Laughs.]
Adam: [Laughs.] Be prepared. Be afraid, Drew. Be very afraid.
Drew: It could be good.
Adam: It could be.
Drew: It was in Josh's hands; I trust him.
Adam: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Drew: Then again...
Adam: Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Drew: We'll see.
Adam invents the cell phone wallet, or "phallet":
Adam: You know, there's those guys that like stuff? They like that little man purse, they like that organizer. These are the guys that have a cell phone, and have the clip for the cell phone, have the holster for everything. They put their keys on a chain, sometime retractable. What is that attraction? Like, to me, as a guy, I'm lookin' to get through... I'm lookin' at life like it's an airport. I wanna get through that metal detector. I don't wanna be unclamping stuff, and taking screws outta stuff, and pulling chains and fanny packs. You know what I mean? I wish I had nothing. I wish I had like a... Oh Drew.
Drew: Uh-oh. [Laughs.]
Adam: Oh now I got an idea.
Drew: Uh oh oh oh.
Adam: Cell phone wallet.
Drew: Oooo!
Adam: Flip that wallet open. It's kinda "Get Smart". You're talkin' to it. All right, it smells like ass. I'll give it that. [...] Cell phone wallet. Flip it open.
Drew: It would just look like the Star Trek communicating device.
Adam: Well, no, but it holds... it's a bill fold, too.
Drew: Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
Adam: This is good, Drew. Put it on vibrate, sit on it. Someone rips it off, they steal your wallet and your cell phone. Rebecca?
Caller: Yeah.
Adam: You're twenty-one?
Caller: Yeah.
Adam: What do you think of my cell phone wallet idea?
Caller: It could be a good idea. A little stinky, but it could be good.
Drew: It's called the phallet.
Adam: The phallet. Yeah.
Drew's wife, Susan, and his daughter, Paulina, confront Adam about the tree house on the set of "Jimmy Kimmel Live":
Adam: Sorry I'm late. Yeah. I was doing "Jimmy Kimmel Live" tonight. Your, uh... Drew's wife was at the show. She was in the Green Room along with his kids. I got on late; the show kinda ran a little late. Got outta there, it was about ten o'clock; I went running back to the dressing room to grab my wallet and uh... Your wife cut me off. And she's, "Adam, when are you gonna build that tree house for Paulina?" That's Drew's daughter. And I said, "I dunno. I dunno. I'm on the move here. I gotta get to the radio." And she's like, "Well, hold on! Hold on, hold on! Someone wants to talk to you." So then, your daughter Paulina comes running up, she's, "Where's my tree house? Daddy says you won't build my tree house!" You're mom's standing... I'm mean, you're... well, "mom" -- little Freudian slip there [Anderson plays the "whip" drop] -- but, uh, the dungeon master's standing there, your wife. I said, "Listen, listen. I'll get to the tree house when I get to the tree house. I gotta go... I gotta go to the show. I gotta do the radio." She's, "Whoa ho ho. Not so fast. Not so fast." I said, "Are you high, honey? I gotta go do the god damn radio show! Where do you think I'm supposed to be right now?!" She's like, she follows me into the dressing room. I collect my stuff. I start walking out, trying to go down the hall in a jog. She's, "Adam! Adam! Adam! Hold up! Hold on! Hold on!" Now, does... she understands the radio show goes on every evening about ten-ish?
Drew: Yeah.
Adam: What's with forming the human blockade on me and accosting me with the tree house question so I can't get to this show, Drew?
[Anderson plays the "unacceptable" Drew drop.]
Adam: Yes.
Drew: Sounds like they were planning that for a while before you got off the set.
Adam: She's really... You gotta get your wife, you gotta get her, like, a watch, and some Valium. I mean, she needs so many things, Drew. Please. I was offended.
Dr. Bruce visits the studio and injects Botox into Adam's forehead in an attempt to prevent the profuse sweating from that region.