Drew's family has two new dogs. Drew's daughter has lost interest in the tree house; now she wants Adam to build a dog house:
Adam: So, Drew got himself a couple of dogs. What's the names again?
Drew: Lulu and Daisy... good times.
Adam: Lulu and Daisy...
[Anderson plays the You're Gay drop three times in a row.]
Adam: ...and who named them? Paulina?
Drew: Of course. She's gotten now off the tree house thing now.
Adam: Thank goodness.
Drew: So you've been relieved of that. Now you have to build a dog house. [Laughs.]
Adam: Oh, I can build a dog house. I've built dog houses.
Tonight's commercial-free show focused on last year's terrorist attacks.
Stryker fills-in for Adam once again. Adam is in Tahoe for his bachelor party:
Stryker: All right! What's up, you guys? We're back with "Loveline." And I'm Stryker for Adam Carolla, he's coming back on Sunday. He is literally a millionaire, so he's off doing something else now, probably, pretty exciting.
Drew: He's at his bachelor party.
Stryker: His own bachelor party?
Stryker: You're kidding!
Guest Janeane Garofalo: I thought he was already married.
Drew: Nope. It's coming up.
Stryker: Is that in Vegas? Is he doing it in Vegas?
Drew: No, in Tahoe.
Stryker: Oh! Wow.
Drew: And I'm gonna eat s--- for not being there.
Janeane: Isn't that show just like a bachelor party? So he has a bachelor party all the time.
Drew: Yes, so he takes that group of guys...
Stryker: ...and the trampolines.
Janeane: Uh-huh, and they just do the same thing, without cameras running.
Drew: Without cameras running.
Janeane: I see.
Stryker: Did he bring the girls from the trampolines?
Drew: I don't know.
Stryker: Oh, man.
Adam reveals that he competed in a Golden Gloves tournament at the Olympic Auditorium in 1985. He also confirms that he is the voice in the new Burger King commercials:
Adam: It's a long story. Anything I describe sounds bad. So, you'll see one of these commercials somewhere in the next few weeks.
Bruce: So you're gonna to sue Vegas regarding their poor health habits, and then you're promoting fast food. That's fine.
Adam: Burger King. That's right. That's right. Listen, I have no qualms about a nice payday for the use of my voice.
Adam: That's why I got into this business. This is why I did it.
Drew's kids will be playing in a football game in the Rose Bowl this weekend:
Drew: Oh! My kids are playing in the Rose Bowl this weekend. Did I tell you this?
Adam: Oh, listen. I've had enough of those kids, Drew.
Drew: Did I tell you this?
Adam: I've gotta be honest with you. Those kids are living too good a life.
Drew: You've gotta come visit. You've gotta come watch this game.
Adam: What are they playing...? If you tell me they're playing a Pop Warner football game in the Rose Bowl, I'll jump right through that window.
Drew: I beg your pardon, but that's what you're going to have to do!
Adam: Oh, my god! These kids! When they're not ice skating in the South of France, they're playing in the Rose Bowl!
Drew: They won a contest, so they're playing their first game in the Rose Bowl.
Drew: I'm announcing in the announcing both! Come on and do it with me!
Adam: Oh! I'm wanna kill 'em. I'm so jealous. So jealous!
Adam introduces his three aphorisms for life: "That's why I/you get the big bucks," "He's a big boy," and "What are you gonna do?" [These three phrases, together with "Good times," eventually led to "Cyber Adam."]
Adam is getting married on Saturday.
Janeane Garofalo's conflict with Engineer Anderson earlier in the month is discussed:
[Anderson plays a Janeane Garofalo drop during the bumper as they are coming back from a commercial: "Hi, this is Janeane Garofalo, and if you've ever wondered if there's people that are way worse off than you, listen to 'Loveline.'"]
Adam: Hey, yo. "Loveline."
Drew: She got a little weird on Anderson, old Janeane.
Adam: Janeane did?
Guest Kathy Griffin: On what?
Drew: On Anderson.
Adam: What was her beef? Janeane's with... I was not here the night Janeane Garofalo was here, but...
Drew: What was the drop you put in, I forget.
Kathy: She thought...
[Anderson plays the Snoop Dog "Bitch" drop.]
Drew: That. That drop.
Adam: And why...
Drew: And she took great offense to that.
Kathy: Oh, all right.
[Anderson plays the "How gay are you?" drop.]
Adam: Why did she take offense to that?
Anderson: 'Cause she's crazy.
Adam: All right.
Kathy: [Laughs.] Yeah, all chicks are, dude. Wooo!
Anderson: I think it's 'cause you weren't here, and she needed somebody to be mad at.
Anderson: And I was the next best thing.
Adam: Oh. Yeah. I dunno if she likes the fellas, that Janeane.
Kathy: Well, she sounded very sexy in that bumper. "This is Janeane Garofalo." I wanted to screw her.
Adam: Are you friends? You should be friends with her.
Kathy: Yeah. I do know her.
Adam: All right.
Anderson: She got real pissed when I played this. [Plays the "You're a lesbian" Drew drop.] See, that's what really set her off.
Drew: That's what got her going.
Kathy: What?! She does that whole thing in her HBO hour about how a lot of people think she's gay, 'cause she's very masculine.
Anderson: Set her off.
Kathy: All right.
Drew: It got her going, yeah.