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Adam inspects his nuts on the air: "My hand is on my right nut now." [Transcript]
Adam announces he is going to turn Florida into a penal colony.
Anderson reveals he played sports in high school:
Adam: Anderson, you'd hate sports. Guys sweat, sweat right on other guys. It's horrible. Yeah.
Anderson: I played sports, jack ass!
Adam: Oh! Sorry, buddy. Sorry. Sorry.
Drew: In... Ice. You're all covered up.
Anderson: Naw, I played sports all through high school. How dare you?
Adam: Okay.
Drew: What'd you play?
Anderson: Football, baseball, basketball.
Adam: All right. All right. Football, baseball, basketball?! In high school?
Anderson: Quarterback.
Drew: Really?
Adam: Quarterback?!
Anderson: Freshman year. Then I got injured.
Adam: Okay. Let's take a little...
Drew: Basketball?
Anderson: Power forward.
Adam: Really?
Drew: Forward?!
Adam: What high school did you go to? It wasn't a private school?
Anderson: I'm not proud of that school. I don't like to say. [Westlake High School in Thousand Oaks]
Adam: Was it a real high school?
Anderson: Yeah, it was a real high school. CIF.
Adam: Wow.
Drew: Baseball?
Anderson: Yeah, I played baseball. Third base, pitcher.
Adam: I'm gonna talk more to Anderson about his athletic prowess.
Drew: About his life and who he is, Adam.
Adam: [Laughs.] Yeah! I still don't know if "Anderson" is his first name or his last name!
Drew: Third base and pitcher!
Adam: Holy Christ!
Anderson: First or last? You don't know that?! You're such a dickhead!
Adam: No. [Laughs.] All right, listen. I try not to get too close to people I work with, 'cause sometimes you gotta cut 'em loose, and then it gets... you know, it gets dicey. We'll take a little break, we'll be right back.
Adam decided that his nuts are okay: "When I got home, I felt it, I felt each one, they felt about the same. Felt nice." [Transcript]
Drew and Adam talk about how the show has changed over the years. Drew: "It sucks now." [Transcript]
Anderson was called "Andy" in high school:
Adam: Nobody slides a potentiometer like producer... or, I should say, Engineer Anderson. Yes, Anderson?
Anderson: What's my last name? Anderson...? [Anderson Cowan (*)]
Adam: I don't know. I think... First I thought "Anderson" was his last name, then I realized it was his first name, then I thought maybe it was like "Anderson Anderson". Remember Butros Butros Gali? This could be, "Anderson Anderson Anderson."
Drew: They called him "Andy" in high school.
Adam: Oooo hoo hoo hoo.
Drew: Found that out.
Adam: Bad times, yeah. That's why he has to lash out against the man. So! Until next time, this is Adam Carolla for Dr. Drew saying, "Mahalo."
Adam still hasn't built the tree house, and has thus incurred the wrath of Drew's daughter, Paulina. Drew said, "Well, let me just tell you that my daughter -- every day now -- wants me to be sure to tell Adam -- I've forgotten the last couple of days -- to remind him that he's a liar, and that she hates him, and that she's going to call his girlfriend and talk to her about him."
A call from Justin (age 13) inspires Adam to invent the "pow", a cross between a cow and a pig:
Adam: I'd take a cow and a pig.
Drew: All right. There you go.
Adam: And, uh... make a, like, a cig, or uh...
Drew: A pow! A pow!
Adam: A pow. That's right. I would... Yes. I would... Write this down, Drew.
Drew: [Laughing.] I'm writing! It's genius!
Tonight is Drew and Susan's 11th wedding anniversary. Drew's sons start football in two weeks: "They wear helmets all over the house now."
Last night a wildcat visited Drew's house, threatening one of his house cats.
Adam invents the male chastity belt: "You know those dog collars they put around... those lamp shades so the dog can't get to its head? [...] You'd look like Judy Jetson's skirt."