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Adam announces his Indian porn name:
Caller: I took my tongue ring out to look at it, and, like, clean it. And it's, like, white on the top. And it's really sore. And if I move my tongue ring back and forth, it's almost like it clicks back and forth against it.
Adam: Is it... You say "tongue ring." Is it a stud or a hoop?
Caller: Well, it's a bar. It's a bar.
Adam: Okay, all right.
Drew: Well, I don't know what it is because I can't see it. But, one thing that occurs to me is... There can be abnormal healing, right? This is your body trying to heal around a foreign body, and it has to fight to do that. And you can get scarring, and you can get scars that hypertrophy and become abnormal. You can also get something called "proud flesh".
Adam: Oooo!
Caller: Well, I'm also bulimic, and I'm wondering if the stomach acid is having something to do with it.
Drew: Maybe, or that your body just can't heal because it's depleted. Be that as it may...
Adam: "Proud Flesh" was my Indian porn name. You didn't know, I did Indian porn for a while there.
Drew: [Laughs.] That was Proud Flesh? Oh really? Proud Flesh. Yeah. That's good.
Adam: Yeah. "Poke Your Hot Ass" was one of 'em. All right. Go ahead there, Drew.
Adam's tooth was pulled today.
Adam once worked as a traffic school instructor: "I used to teach comedy traffic school." [Transcript]
Today is Producer Ann's birthday; call screener Tara brought an ice cream cake. Dr. Bruce filled-in for Dr. Drew, who is in Scotland.
Dr. Reef makes his first "Loveline" appearance. (Dr. Drew is still in Scotland.)