The
Loveline
Companion

Post pictures of Waffle Crappers here.

—ZT-In-Exile

I would love for Jessica Biel to crap on my waffle.

—mikeyfish

hoooooooooooooooooooooooooo-lyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy shit

—foob2011

Haven't we already done this? Oh, wait...you're right...it IS worth doing again.

—Dusty TheHick

Jessica Biel is smoking hot, but her most recent movie just looks like the crap without the waffle.

—clodhopper

Stealth? Yeah, looks awful. And I'm surprised at the advertising they did for it. About half of the commercials featured a scene of her in a bikini. THOSE commercials made me want to see the movie; that bikini blinded me to the awfulness of the movie, which is on full display in the bikini-less ads. Why do they even run ads without the bikini? It looks like a POS direct to video movie!

—mikeyfish

Just THAT movie? hehe

—Dusty TheHick

I own the wafflecrapper@walla.com e-mail address, but I'm a dude so it doesn't make a lot of sense.

—Margin Walker

Seems she's adopted Adam's sink peeing habit.

—clodhopper

the lovely, talented ms. mandy moore

—GooseAss

Biel's recent movie is crap? Haven't ALL of Biel's movies been crap? Although I think see can act if she tries, unlike the smoking hot Jessica Alba, who can't act at all. She's Denise Richards level bad.

—Logo Lou

Woohoo, someone else who likes Mandy Moore.

http://hollywood.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/mandymoore3.JPG

I strongly suggest we post links instead of images, so we can keep thread load times down.

—Dark Laith

no no no i don't like mandy, i LOVE mandy

i was reading US Weekly the other day and discovered that MM and i wear the same size pants (8 womens). i felt special.

—GooseAss

She was surprisingly good in "Saved!". At least, I'm pretty sure it was her.

—Small-Dorked Fish

it was indeed her

she was also pretty funny on that osbourne's xmas special last year

—GooseAss

You wear women's pants? I'm not judging or anything, I mean, it's kinda hot, but I was just wondering.

—mandeemoo22

just sometimes. i have a hard time finding men's pants that fit snugly in the ass and crotch. i guess they tailor pants these days to fit 35 year office workers with a dumpy ass. anyway i have a pair of express girl jeans that fit really well, and a lot of the womens' diesel stuff fits me too.

—GooseAss

also, anyone notice the tan line on whoever that chick in the thong is at the top? it's also funny how they've got her panties pulled up almost up to her bellybutton. what is this, 1992?

—GooseAss

Yeah. I like that tan line. Gives me a funny feeling in my Charlie Browns.

—mikeyfish

—rayray

I can't believe Kate Bosworth is playing Lois Lane.

—mikeyfish

*jaw drop* look at the last one's eyes, see anything just a little off?

—foob2011

—rayray

Even with brown hair. She just doesn't make me think "Lois Lane".

—mikeyfish

Links.

Mandy Moore is hot.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

I strongly suggest we post links instead of images, so we can keep thread load times down. — Dark Laith

Quoted because some people aren't listening to a very good suggestion.

—Beat It!

—foob2011

Vida Guerra

Kim Smith

Catherine Bell

Kelly Brook

The following were already posted by me or someone else last time we did this, but it never hurts to see them again I guess.

Adriana Lima

Ana Beatriz Barros

Elin Grindemyr

Elisha Cuthbert

Natalie Portman

I've also been looking for an excuse to post this pic for a while.

—chix0r

Avril Lavigne? She's not even kind of attractive.

—mandeemoo22

—GooseAss

It's Mil(l)a time!

—mikeyfish

—GooseAss

I think, even though I am a girl, that Natalie Portman and Charlize Theron are the two most gorgeous and glamorous waffle crappers in Hollywood.

—TrinsTwin18

Gwen Stefani and Janet Jackson. My waffle crapper lesbo shortlist.

—catloaf

Laith, join me won't you in some applause for Chix0r.

Oh, and another round of applause for her TRULY understanding what a waffle-crapper is. Stellar list.

And, Goose, Maya Rudolph? Really? REALLY?

—Beat It!

yeah it's not the best pic of maya but if there's anyone who can crap on my waffle, it's her. she's hilarious.

—GooseAss

Gwen Stefani = Waffle Crapper Janet Jackson = a peice of crap

Bangable does not equal Waffle Crapper!

Mila Jovavich = no

Mila Kunis = Yes

Tina Fey sort of cute. No Gwen Steffani.

Amy Poller = the book is still out on her bangabilty. She was on Upright Citizens Brigade, right? I don't know, I need more research done.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

"Mila Jovavich = no"

HOMOSEXUAL

—Farty Face

Here

are

mine.

—Dusty TheHick

Please see a doctor Dusty. Please.

—bguirk

Okay, I have decided who I will allow to crap on my waffles:

If I were a lesbian:

Yasmine Bleeth
Scarlett Johansson
Rachel Leigh Cook
Natalie Portman
I know people don't really like her, but still
Heather Graham
Kelly Kapowski
Zeta
I would do her even though I'm straight
Who wouldn't do her

Men of crapping on waffles:
Obviously
Matthew Broderick
Christopher Sieber (I know he's gay)
Christian Slater
Chris Meloni
Eddie Izzard
Hank Azaria
Jeff Goldblum
Johnny Depp
Liev Schreiber
David Eigenberg
Michael C Hall
Michael Ian Black
Paul Rudd
Norbert Leo Butz
Dan Renzi (another gay)
John Stamos
Billy Crudup
Hugh Jackman
Ken Jennings
Scott Weiland
For Catloaf
Craig Ferguson
Robert Downey Jr
Jason Bateman
Jon Stewart
Kermie
For Hash
Colin Quinn
Andy Meeks
Conan
AH
OH HELL YEAH!

I know that was a lot, but I felt the need to make up for all the girl pictures that have been on here.

—mandeemoo22

"Mila Jovavich = no"

HOMOSEXUAL

—Farty Face

Big time

—Margin Walker

Uh, mandee? Bob Saget AND John Stamos? Why not grab Dave Coulier and go for the Full House hat trick?

—pookie

Mila has been married a couple of times. I don't know if she still is married to her second husband, though.

—pookie

Stop it you guys! Polar Bear will be upset!

—Faygo

Why not grab Dave Coulier and go for the Full House hat trick?

I'm not really into Coulier, but I'd be willing to go for Comet.

—mandeemoo22

I feel more like posting pictures of gorgeous hot guys right now:

just to show that you dont have to wear eyeliner to be that kind of hot.

—HocusPocus

Jessica Beil is so hot.

I'd eat a whole red bucket of waffles that had been crapped on by her. Jesus mother effin christ, she is a smokin' piece of ass.

I gotta go, so I can, ummm.. Dance with a chicken, I mean.. uh.. wack off to Jessica, I mean, uhhh.. dance with a chicken, yeah, that's it.

—gouranga3221

You can tell who the smart people are, they post links.

—Dark Laith

—000

chix0r: Who is the woman that belongs to those boobs in your last link?

I've also been looking for an excuse to post this pic for a while. - chix0r

—Colin

Good pic, chix. I think it might be her, colin. Good times. Chix also has an awesome list, with GREAT pictures. Are you sure you're not a lesbian? Good times, and nice work, either way. Nice list mandee, but not the best pics of your picks. And I didn't see any brown shorts in your list.

—oh-for

I don't know who she is. It's just a pic I found in someone's livejournal. And no, not a lesbian..but I still appreciate beauty.

—chix0r

Thank god.

—oh-for

You have really weird taste in men, Mandee. I agree with you on some counts, but..yeah. Also, your Scott Russo link needs fixing.

I'm not doing male waffle crappers, but here're my favorite actors (in order) based on looks and/or roles.

Johnny Depp
Val Kilmer
Jake Gyllenhaal
Christian Bale
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Ewan McGregor
Peter Facinelli
Jude Law
Brad Pitt
Ethan Hawke
Heath Ledger
Benno Fürmann
Ryan Philippe
Leonardo DiCaprio
Ralph Fiennes
Antonio Banderas
Christian Slater
Dominic Purcell
Joaquin Phoenix
Ashton Kutcher
Benicio Del Toro

—chix0r

I know I have weird taste. But those are some fine choices as well, chix.

—mandeemoo22

more hollywood slutz please

—GooseAss

I don't like the direction this thread went in.

—Margin Walker

Anneliese van der Pol

—catloaf

She looks like a younger, thinner version of Nia Vardalos.

—Colin

Uh oh, I don't have permission to access that pic.

—chix0r

lol

—foob2011

Neither do I. I was FORBIDDEN.

—pookie

Me 2

—oh-for

Try it now, homies...

—Colin

I bet she doesnt have that retarded smile

—foob2011

>>Mila Jovavich = no

How could anyone not love Mila? She was soo cute as Leeloo.

—chix0r

Another hottie.

—catloaf

I still haven't watched all of the previous and final season of NYPD Blue (I do have it on VHS). I'm pretty sure I'll cry my eyes out.

boo hoo wahhhh

—Colin

How could anyone not love Mila? She was soo cute as Leeloo.

Um, because she's just kind of ugly. She's not even mildly attractive like Sandra Bollock. I don't know who Leeloo is but your link is broken. And while we're at it, Angelina Jolie is not hot. She looks very white trashy.

Anneliese van der Pol

She's hot.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Sandra's nose is ugly. Link works fine for me but I'll save the pic and host it anyway.

—chix0r

Hash, I TOTALLY agree!

...and I LIKE Sandra Buttocks' nose, chix.

—Dusty TheHick

how did i forget keira knightly?!

SPLURT SPLURT

ps i luv the direction this thread is taking

—GooseAss

eat a fucking twinkie bitch.

—Passionate_Man

Underrated:

Monica Bellucci (the matrix)

Uma Thurman

Highly rated, but never overrated:

Scarlett Johansson

Elicia Cuthbert

Marissa Tomei

Demi Moore

Gwen

Angelina

—Long-time listener

I don't think Uma Thurman is underrated. She seems pretty rated to me.

—mandeemoo22

oh, good call on uma. she's great even though she has dad hands. i saw a picture of her in a bikini that was amazing, especially considering she is like 37 and has a kid or two. that takes a lot of work.

edit- i like how keira knightly and i have the same physique (but my necklace is cooler)

—GooseAss

I also like how you and Keira Knightly have the same physique.

Rachel Bilson
Robin
Michelle Williams
Liv Tyler
Julia Stiles
Jolene Blalock
Ibis
Coral
Thora Birch
Ashley Judd
Alicia Silverstone

—mandeemoo22

NOW who's not on the hub?

—oh-for

Gah!

—mandeemoo22

I have a picture of me grabbing Bilson's butt!

—Ovid

Ovid, you realize, of course, that you MUST post it.

—pookie

Yeah, you have to. It's the rules.

—mandeemoo22

speaking of rachel bilson, how could i forget samaire armstrong?!

—GooseAss

Samire Armstrong is smoking...

Here is the picture. Please don't repost it anywhere. It is crappy, so I don't see why you would anyway...

Username: Love Password: line

I went to school with Rachel. She is extraordinarily nice and a sweetheart. Hopefully she hasn't changed.

—Ovid

well done sir! now have her hook me up with samaire.

—GooseAss

Niiiice. Was this for the yearbook or something?

—mandeemoo22

Uma Thurman Ew.

Robin No.

Julia Stiles No.

Jolene Blalock Okay, not a WC.

Avril Lavegne Not a WC, but she is on some other list. I'd defintely bang her.

My list would pwn your lists if I could remember names.

Jordana Brewster

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

—Dusty TheHick

Qi Shu

Tsugumi

Miwako Ichikawa

Megumi Okina

Misaki Ito

Yukie Nakama

Lindy Booth

Jana Pallaske

Julia Filimonow

Lene Marlin

Melanie Garside

Lauren Hoffman

Monique Brumby

Sierra Swan

Kellie Hoggart

Kathleen de Leon

Gülben Ergen

Angela Kelly

Mia Baker

Ananda Lewis

Amy Kwolek

Vanessa Lengies

Stephanie Leonidas

Saul Williams

Clive Owen

Devin Townsend

Rik Mayall

Yul Brynner

Luca Zingaretti

Hugh Grant

—MajandraFan

the girl from smallville that plays lana......kristen kruek or krueck....she could crap on my waffles any day

—Theo

"Stephanie Leonidas"

How do you know about her?!!! Tell me!!! NOW!!!!

Edit: Oh wait, you are obliviously a cockney.

—Ovid

Niiiice. Was this for the yearbook or something?

"Senior paper" Basicially the same thing.

—Ovid

Dusty! I love Leo La Porte!

—pookie

She's that smile, the first thing you see in the opening credits of Night and Day.
She did an awful telemovie as well. Lots of shots of her looking wistful.
I don't understand the urgency of your request.

Edit: I am obliviously a cockney, actually. That is, if I am a cockney I'm well oblivious to it.

—MajandraFan

Thanks. No urgency actually. I just find her gorgeous
and charming and I did some very periphery
work on a film she was in, MirrorMask.
She hasn't been in anything in the States so
you can imagine my surprise in seeing her face
on a Yankee board dedicated to a program which
solely airs in the US.

Cheers!

Edit: Just joking on Cockney as a ignorant reference
to being British which I only inferred due to your choices in babes.

—Ovid

I say that we remember Majandra's post, at the end of the month, when the bandwidth is exhausted, if you know what I mean. Who's with me?

P.S: Hey, Pookie...who the fuck is that?

—Dusty TheHick

The pic that Dusty posted of the guy with the black glasses (he only wore those as a gag). He used to have a computer show called, "Call For Help" on Tech TV. He sort of has a Jimmy Kimmel charm and affability to him.

—pookie

I thought he looked kinda familiar. I've caught a few episodes of Call for Help, but it's been a while.

—Dusty TheHick

It's been off the air for a while. Now it's all gaming shows.

—pookie

Dusty: Why did you post that pic? Did my links not work?

MajandraFan: You have horrible taste in women. Too many asians. That is all.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Samaire Armstrong looks like an ostrich on "Entourage." I'm glad she looks a little more filled-out in the picture above.

Rather than posting another overrated actress, I give you the all-natural Slovakian (not Czech) goddess, Kyla Cole.

—Mahalo

they arent even the hot asians. they look all mangey.

—Passionate_Man

more slutz plz

—GooseAss

Dusty: Why did you post that pic? Did my links not work?

I got a "forbidden" message. I don't know whether or not this is indicative of a problem with the actual links.

A

few

more

now.

—Dusty TheHick

she's crazy and all but how about rose mcgowan

—GooseAss

Rose McGowan (sp?) is currently dating Al Pacino. No lie.

—pookie

That's hot.

—mikeyfish

Did she tire of Ahmet Zappa?

—Dusty TheHick

al pacino huh

yeah she's definitely out of her gourd

—GooseAss

Further proof of nuttiness--she was affianced to Marilyn Manson. Still a wc, though. Love that look--fair skin, black hair, RED lips (nice hooters a plus).

—i'm just saying...

Eva Longoria
Gwen Stefani
Elin Nordegren(nudity)
Jessica Alba
Josie Maran

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Gwen Stefani has gone brunette for her new video, "Cool." Who else thinks she looks better with natural-looking hair?

—pookie

big gwen fan here

—GooseAss

Ditto. She could build an amusement park on her head, I wouldn't care.

—catloaf

Me too. I've liked her for a long time. What I was saying about the hair is that it looks so much better loose and natural rather than sprayed stiff. Even blonde but loose like in "Hollaback Girl" is good.

—pookie

by the way, best thread. cant get enough of this stuff.

—GooseAss

I'll contribute...My two favorite Frenchies!!

—Ovid

im into that top frenchie. are these actual frenchies or canucks?

—GooseAss

Batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker

—Faygo

Faygo is on a multi-thread rampage. LOL

—pookie

How fucking hot is Alizee, goddamn.
So basically no-one is outside mainstream taste. That's silly.
If everyone learns now to think for themselves, things like governments and corporations won't be able to bloat into grotesque corrupt manifestations of human indolence and le slutte.

What is up with Gwen Stefani's Japanese fetish? Maybe she found her husband drinking rice wine out of the lap of a half-breed.
Or maybe she is trying to take her avarice of all things continentally European by embracing colonialism. Dyeing her hair platinum only ever superficially denies her Gypsy-Armenian roots, so to speak.

—MajandraFan

Mariska Hargitay (chick from SVU)

—Margin Walker

Holy shizah, i cant believe My Love (Jessica Alba) has only been mentioned once?!?!??!?!!!!!! (at least Hash knows what hes talking about) btw, thats her in the yellow bikini towards the middle. sooooooooo damn perfect. shes absolutely gorgeous in every way. although i dont have links, because im feeling lazy, here are a few off the top of my head

Alba (hawt hawt_hawt_baby!!)
Gwen Stefani
Jen Love Hewitt
Courtney Cox
Jennifer Lopez
Avril Lavigne
Tara Reid
Jennifer Anniston
Demi Moore
pam anderson
carmen electra
Heather Locklear
katie couric (milf)
Eva Longoria
sarah jessica parker
The Red desperate Housewife
Millionaire host (Not Regis!)
eva mendez
My girlfriend (evn though shes a damn mormon!!! hate that religion)

and (so perfect)
PARIS HILTON

I would savor each and every one of those waffles. coincidentally, waffles are my favorite food!

definitely not WC material, overrated
charlize theron (ughh, a real "monster")
uma thurman
nat portman
nicole kidman
Liv tyler
mila jovavich
drew barrymore
Shakira (butter face)
Rose Mcgowan (EW!)
Halle Barry (Nig)
jessica biel (there are much hotter jessicas)

and then there is always this lovely girl
Definitely Dont Click this, unless youre too curious

—Stryker311

Paris hilton? PARIS FUCKING HILTON? her cunt is bigger than her waist. im not a fan of the saggy a-cups, no ass, stick legs. vagina the size of a hat? ill pass. not to mention plastered in makeup.

—Passionate_Man

—GooseAss

way better than paris whore

—oh-for

Word. And by the way, PM, you left out that freak show eye of hers, blah.

—catloaf

MW, I agree with you! You can all write that down. I can't believe I forgot to put Mariska Hargitay. She has the second best name ever. I've become obsessed with her recently.

—mandeemoo22

"Mariska" has that sex-kitten ring to it. Mrowrrr.

—catloaf

Hey, Margin...your link didn't work.

—Dusty TheHick

I like click "only from the originating website" option under images in Firefox. So whatever is happening to the html code that doesn't make them work doesn't bother me, because I click "view image" on all images I want to view.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

3rd party browser.
Baby jesus cries.

Do you Mozilla people LIKE making baby jesus cry??

For the love of god, buy Microsoft!!! Bill Gates NEEDS your support!!!

His house only has 7 pools!!! ONLY 7 POOLS!!!!!

—gouranga3221

Achtung! You vill nevar escape ze ghrassp ov Villiam Gates!

—Dark Laith

Im into that top frenchie. are these actual frenchies or canucks

They are certainly cheese munchers!!! The top is, as stated, pop singer Alizee and the second is the international movie star, from Amelie and the upcoming Ron Howard directed and Tom Hanks staring "Da Vinci Code". So So hot. Here is more:

—Ovid

I like boobs.

—Dusty TheHick

That Alizee photo, is that like photoshopped or something?
She's so good looking that her music can't possibly be any good. I wonder if I'm right about that.

—MajandraFan

speaking of waffles i had a waffle smore. best thing ever.

STEFANI!!!

hawtest platinum ever?! i think so.

ALBA!!!

Tell me thats not the hawtest thing youve ever seen

HILTON!!!

who said she wasnt a WC??? huh?! ive got news for you buddy! Youre not a waffle crapper!!!

umm, some girl from a some show

Hawt too

—Stryker311

Dude!

A lazy left eye IMMEDIATELY knocks someone off the list. IMMEDIATELY!!!!!

—Colin

The wise sages at Google seem to think Mia Hamm is a waffle crapper. I'll let you folks make the final judgment.

Waffle Crapper picture results

—clodhopper

ew

—Stryker311

i meant ew for the lazy eye, but you posted in the interim it took me to type "E" and "W". nice job. anyway, i dont know if thats a lazy eye. MAYBE, but she could have just been squinting at the flash or something. shes stilla a wc. hey is it just me or does dr phil have a lazy eye?! i SWEAR he does! yeah, and i dont care if paris had a glass eye, shes still a waffle crapper.

how does that pic from google have to do with mia hamm?! all i see is kerrysucks (which is true) and the chic in the picture is UG LY

—Stryker311

There were THREE pictures there. Hamm is the MIDDLE one.

—Dusty TheHick

while you homos were checking out her eyes i was busy staring at her ass in a thong

—GooseAss

What ass?

Oh, and Alizee is more famous for bending over in short shirts than anything.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

I cant F-ing believe you guys are looking at Paris Hilton. She looks like a beat up mannican that someone found in a dumpster in the 80's, painted the eyes blue and covered in a body stocking and cut holes in random spots for style.

Actually she looks like she was recently rescued from a concentration camp.

Try, Ines Cudna on a yahoo.com image search

Then try Alley Bagget, Stacy Valentine, Jade Hsu and Goose Hooters.

—AbsolutCarib

Alley Bagget, Stacy Valentine, and Jade Hsu are all pr0n slutz, which isn't really any better than paris hilton

—GooseAss

Speaking of that goose. Could you post that pic in here, that one i mentioned?

YAHOO.COM image search Ines Cudna

Id like to see that pic each time I come in here, but I cant get to it.

—AbsolutCarib

is this her?

—GooseAss

Salma Hayek

Emma Bunton, man (Baby Spice)

Julia Child

—Darkfloyd

Oh, and Alizee is more famous for bending over in short shirts than anything.

Certainly she is Intraweb famous, but she is actually a quite popular pop artist all across Europe and was/is huge in France. The picture I posted stems from one appearance which cause a little stir in France. According to her, the picture and video that were made were taken from an area backstage where no one was supposed to be and she had no idea that there was people filming. While she does not slag off from wearing some hot outfits, she doesn't have the skanky/slutty image that Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera have. I would probably compare her public persona to that of Mandy Moore. She is fairly classy, but that may just be because she is French and we seem to give them a pass on the nudity thing. See, Ms. Tautou.

As for her music, I personally find her hypnotically catchy as I do with Romanian pop. If you remember the Numa dance, the shit is incredibly cheesy, yet if they played this in the club, I might not want to shove my cocktail's decorative umbrella in my eyes the way 90% of other pop crap makes me do. But, being the hottest chick on the planet probably influences me a little.

But then she had to go get knocked up...

—Ovid

Hey Goose. It didnt seem to work.

When you go to yahoo.com in an image search you type Ines Cudna. Only one result comes up. Id like to see that picture in here all the time. If anyone can get it that would be awesome.

Thanks too goose.

—AbsolutCarib

I just listened to Alizee's song. It wasn't bad, I like that music, like the Numma Numma song. However if that is the best they have to offer they might need some talent over there, but not bad. I'm not a big fan of the French, and their language is so hard to figure out how to pronounce. Also I was wondering how did she get knocked up at 20. She doesn't sound so classy.

—Yeah But Still

Goose posted a different pic; it works if you use Firefox.

—chix0r

Thanks very much Chix0r. Thats my idea of a WC.

—AbsolutCarib

I bet her back hurts.

—mandeemoo22

I guess it could be. But i mean you see these beautiful busty women in the playboy and penthouse vids and you just dont think about it.

Youd think shed get a reduction. Someone told me they look fake. I disagree, those are completely real.

—AbsolutCarib

If they were fake, they would be standing at attention rather than laying down on the job.

—pookie

Right. See what guys like about a womans body is that its the exact opposite of his. Its not rock hard. Its soft and jiggles and bounces. So when a chick gets this huge rock hard rack, its not a turn on, it just looks like she got huge pecs.

—AbsolutCarib

No one thinks that pic of Julia child and Robocop is the most weird thing ever?

—Darkfloyd

I think it's awesome.

—mandeemoo22

Goatse is the 'most weird' thing ever.

—Colin

while you homos were checking out her eyes i was busy staring at her ass in a thong

—GooseAss

What ass?

-Hashmeer Shashmeer

Quoted for Hash's ultimate truth.

P.S: I couldn't agree more about Emma Bunton.

—Dusty TheHick

that chick with the giant tits is rancid

—GooseAss

You take that back Goose!

This is an attack on my character!

—AbsolutCarib

Pedophilia...

—Ovid

Well, it's perfectly legal....in Hawaii.

—mikeyfish

Jennifer Garner

—nathanp0515

i dont know which one i dont understand more
one, i cant f-n believe you think that big rack yahoo chick is hott.
two, i cant believe you dont think Paris isnt hawt shit

paris is the perfect size and weight, she isnt fat like the other one.
and you dont need big boobs to be a waffle crapper

—Stryker311

I can't believe you don't know how to use a "Shift" key.

—Dusty TheHick

I do, and I probably should.
I'll start doing that, thanks for the tip

—Stryker311

perfect weight? are you high? you dont need a vagina the size of a hat to be a waffle crapper either.

—Passionate_Man

Okay, i've decided that she'll be my waffle crapper:

—HocusPocus

/\ That chick kinda reminds me (to an extent) of a young Helen Hunt.

—Dusty TheHick

Les presento a..

Cristina Brondo

Silvia Abascal

Leonor Watling..or at least a good shot of her tits..

—chix0r

ummmm, check ur link.^

ps i do think it's faster now to just post the pics instead of the links since it takes quite a while to load up the page whenever u hit the Back button.

—HocusPocus

The links will work, you just have to drag them to the address bar.

—mikeyfish

ahhh... Pornstars? Actresses?

—HocusPocus

Sometimes, when no one is looking, I like to touch my peepee while looking at this thread.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

^ cuteness

—pookie

>>ahhh... Pornstars? Actresses?

Spanish actresses.

—chix0r

So, Spanish pornstars?

—AsianOrJew

The scary thing is that I've actually retouched a couple of the photos posted as I used to be the photoshop guy for FHM. Those ladies don't look like that when the raw shots come in, let me tell you...

—PTS

Okay, after much thoughtful consideration, I am declairing Amy Poehler to be bangable.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Spanish actresses.

MTAs?
personally, while they are not ugly of course, i dont find them waffle-crapping.

The scary thing is that I've actually retouched a couple
of the photos posted as I used to be the photoshop guy for FHM. Those ladies don't look like that when the raw shots come in,
let me tell you...

sigh, i wish i was photoshop beautiful.

—HocusPocus

PTS, that's pretty funny. i really hate doing retouching, but i respect the people who do it. it's very difficult, tedious work for sure.

any particularly good examples of a chick that was rough coming in?

—GooseAss

You respect photo retouchers?
Wow, you must love snake-oil salesmen.

oh, and whether or not a photo is retouched is not that relevant. While That girl might not have looked That good on That day, Some girl Some where does. And none of us will fuck her, either.
Also, these days photo retouching is as much about covering up for a slobby photographer as much as a slobby model.

—MajandraFan

Kate Hudson
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—trailerfire

—trailerfire

Ann B. Davis

—Dusty TheHick

Not even remotely funny Dusty.

—oh-for

Ann B. sure knows how to use that feather duster!

—pookie

Eartha Kitt--still pretty hot for an old broad.

—catloaf

Not even remotely funny Dusty.

-oh-for

Well, who says I was joking? Oh, wait...I was. Well, if THAT wasn't funny, how about THIS?

...or THIS?

—Dusty TheHick

Update:

I still haven't fucked anyone on my list.
Fingers crossed for the next few months, okay...

—MajandraFan

New Pics

hott_hott baby

Love Hewitt

hot AND high

Rest are NOT WC's, just pictures

Tell me thats not sick

ONly one word to describe this guy: Pimp. Or possibly Alf

That Bill Keane man CAN be funny at times...who knew?

I'm surprised this didn't happen in America

Someone asked for pictures of my sister (the blonde) who works at a restaurant. I don't know why. But here they are...

And lastly, here's my ex, who I totally think is a WC. She is so hott, but I only went out with her for a week, then I called her a "stupid Mormon" after I found out she was one. Then she dumped me....damn

I don't know who the hell that guy in the background is.

—Stryker311

you are an idiot. even if your sister is hot. (assuming that is your sister)

—Passionate_Man

Stryker, doesn't this thread take long enough to load for you ALREADY, without NUMEROUS, HUGE, off-topic pictures?

—Dusty TheHick

Mary Louise Parker, Waffle Crapper

—mikeyfish

Yeah, I forgot about her! She's even HOTTER when she's not talking!

—Dusty TheHick

This is no longer a thread, it is a screensaver as it takes a fortnight to load.

*growls* Please hand this woman a waffle and me a fork!

—Putsy ThePrick

it takes my comp like 6 seconds.

—Stryker311

I'll lock this thread up by posting disturbing pictures. And here we go!!!!!!!

And worse of all

—Faygo

Before this thread dies, i have to include my homegirl Mandee!!!!!!!!! shes hot ( no i am not gay).

—adams_babymomma

Represent yo

—mandeemoo22

Here ya go, Faygo...Lemme help you out.

—Dusty TheHick

What happened to that woman?

—mandeemoo22

This thread will never be locked because Mastermind has stopped checking it. All it's going to do is crash TLC again.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

meth... or are you talking about pubic woman?

—Passionate_Man

^^^^ and today, after a relapse...

—i'm just saying...

yep. Definitely speed. It'll screw with your appearance,, and not to mention blow you up occasionally.

—Stryker311

The Hashmeister makes a valid point.

—Dusty TheHick

Does this dress make me look flat?

—catloaf

update!

fucked yukie nakama and mia baker
raped lauren hoffman
some heavy petting with luca zingaretti

p.s. when i originally posted in this thread last year, i didn't use photobucket so i just hotlinked the photos directly. obviously a number of photos have gone offline since then for whatever reason, but at the time the Lauren Hoffman photos went offline almost immediately. I went to the site of hers, her official site where they were all hosted and saw that she had just revamped her site so all the addresses for things were different. But here's the amusing thing, for me. She's a small-time artist, fame wise, so she does her website herself. And a little while after they went offline, her photos came back online even though they weren't being used in her new website design. So that means she checked who had been hotlinking them, went to this website, saw that someone had included her in a list of sexy sexykins or whatever, and put her photos back so they'd show up again. So that means she read my post and had a small ego blush because of me. And that's just fucking awesome! As good as knowing her in real life! Sigh.

—MajandraFan

Haven't seen her in awhile but she was one
of my Fav's from the loveline of ol'.

Kelly "Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?"

—rAnCIDsICk@!!!

MORE WAFFLE CRAPPERS.

—ZT-In-Recovery

—Mikeyfish-In-TF

—Mikeyfish-In-TF

Who is she? I don't know. Would I fuck her? Yes.

—TortillaFactory-on-Mikeyfish

eva green

so hot

new bond girl, but im too lazy to post pics, so someone else do it.

—perulovesyou

—Mikeyfish-In-TF

—Mikeyfish-In-TF

She has a very pronounced brow. I'd be wary of hitting that.

lol common stagecoach tilter

—TortillaFactory-on-Mikeyfish

—000

/\ rule 34, eh? 

Liz - I've noticet that Mikey posts smokers with a nonzero frequency. You might want to consider taking it up.

As an added bonus, it makes you cool.

—anobody

more waffle crappers pleeease

—perulovesyou

Before this thread dies, i have to include my homegirl Mandee!!!!!!!!! shes hot ( no i am not gay). —adams_babymomma

YES YOU ARE.

—ZT Spice

—anfernee

She has seen the end times. None will be spared.

Not even the children.

—Jaffa Cakes

I'm straight, but I think Lisa Edelstein (from House) is really hot. Total waffle crapper, if you ask me.

—acm323

On that note...

Nice

Naughty:

—Jaffa Cakes

I think she's definitely cute, but Lisa is much hotter in my opinion.

—acm323

They're both ugh lee, I'm sorry.

By the way, there's no such thing as a waffle crapper, but Mormon girl is the closest to being one.

—anfernee

Good God anfernee has the worst taste in women.

—TortillaFactory

a waffle crapper is like absolute zero

its something to aim for, but so far impossible to achieve

—perulovesyou

i will say i wouldnt let her crap on my waffle but....

—000

Wait, do you have to eat it afterward? Or do you just have to let her do it and not get pissed off about it? Can someone clarify?

—acm323

—derekho

lexie is actually more a pancake crapper.

—plurry

^ thankyou plurry.

ps. derek, honorable mention?

—lexieho

^ for ben[notably the best poster in these threads]

—lexieho

at the grocery store scarlett was in some revlon ad but i had to double take because they reversed the picture so her mole was on the other side. wtf.

—stefanie

assholes^

—anfernee

it's scary that you know that by heart stefanie. scary awesome.
[i've seen anchor man 4 times in the last 48 hours, i'm poorly channelling will ferrell into my cock]

o mi ghod shaved head bijou!

—MajandraFan

Wow... So many fresh pics for Dusty to Gimperstein McNuetten.

GET 2 WORK!!!

—whoisnumbaone

You making demands on me, bitch?

—Dusty TheHick

lulz

—stellagold

Yes bitch!

—whoisnumbaone

Just checking...bitch.

—Dusty TheHick

—whoisnumbaone

Thanks for the "NSFW," dickface...I'm at my mom's, and she's checking out teh forim with me...for the lulz.

—Dusty TheHick

whirred.

ps--oh my GOD, Becky...

—catloaf

For plurry (work safe)

—Dusty TheHick

i'm imagining the 10 minute rant that would ensue if adam could see the way she spells christine.

—plurry

yeah, really!

—Dusty TheHick

purely for the hips

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

I LIKE THESE KINDA HIPS

—000

non-hips?

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

give me something in between.

—plurry

you want something inbetween those hips? who doesn't?

can we let this lumbering clusterfuck of a thread die? sequelize it or something.

—ZT-In-MajandraFan

KEVS CHICK LOOKS OVERWEIGHT BELOW THE WAIST

i want this:

hourglass hips

no thunder thighs

—000