The
Loveline
Companion

Any word from Bryan lately? Just curious...

—Batman

Probably something to do with Anderson's temp replacement, or something to do with the person he e-mails it to not having time to put it up yet.

—Masteel

It's good your being polite about the whole situation Batman.

—junior college dropout

^^^
What's that? Off in the distance? I believe I hear the sirens of the Grammar Police! Hurry, edit that post before they get here!!!!

—bguirk

Sirens were discontinued when the GP became the GSS. We found that they scared suspects off too much.

*leaps out of an unassuming yet jet-black car with several agents and surround JCD*

Wait, you're a junior-college dropout? Well Jesus christ, of course you made a typo. You need to be in an institution or some other highly controlled environment.

*agent grab JCD and begin stuffing him into a straightjacket*

—Dark Laith

don't fret. for it is too late....er, on second thought DL seemed to take care of the situation. um...*smacks dropout in the back of the head*...move along, nothing to see here.

—Passionate_Man

I'd was not toos shure whats it was the mistake i was made up theres todays. Jaba LAba nah nah hey. takes a helmet that nees not a chares.

—junior college dropout

You're.

—Tay

Damn FNG's keeping me from my Bryan's Bolg fix. I outta frag his ass.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

FNG

—Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

"Fucking new guy?"

—Dark Laith

The guy who is filling in for Anderson was using Bryan's "typing machine", he's the FNG.

—Masteel

But what does FNG stand for.

—Dark Laith

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fng&r=f

Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.
"Damnit, nearly everyone here is an FNG, we'll be wiped out on the next op"

—_xShArPy

It is also an abbreviation for Fat Naked Fag. Urban Dictionary states that it was used by the participants on the first series of Survivor to describe the nature of Richard Hatch. Actually, I believe Mr. Snoop Dog coined the phrase in the early 90s. We will never know. I am quite fond of the word, and it has become part of my daily vocabulary. Drop: [OH BOY]

—junior college dropout

Wouldn't that be FNF?

—nvgoddess

I assumed he just meant "gay." AcronymFinder says it can also mean "futile noble gesture."

—chix0r

But Hash meant the one Sharpie posted, right? Woo, I got it right!

—Dark Laith

Wouldn't that be FNF?

I like Fat Naked Fag better than Fat Naked Gay.

—junior college dropout

^I second that.

—e-Donis

I outta frag his ass should make it clear I meant the military term.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

When I was in the army, we'd have the new guys (FNG is too hostile) do funny things.

Like, in the tanks, we obviously have radios for communications, so I we'd have them go to the mechanics and get a bottle of "squelch" for the radio. Heh.

—Masteel

That sounds like the restaurant gag where you send a new waiter to the dishwasher to get a bucket of steam.

—Beat It!

Or asking your girlfriend to check the blinker fluid in her car.

—Batman

Ohhh, I like that one.

—oh-for

Or asking someone to get you a left-handed screwdriver.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

And then there is the...

(You and your girlfriend are on a gravel road)
Girl: What is that noise my car is making?
You: Probably the muffler bearings.
Girl: Is that serious?

I once convinced a girl that I had a pet Pygmie Goat living in a goldfish bowl at home.

—Batman

Did she go to JUNIOR college?

—oh-for

Did she go to JUNIOR college? ??

How dare...how...DARE you. (I had to use the famous Aceman double-pump how dare you)

—junior college dropout

Did she go to JUNIOR college?

—oh-for

Yes. Purely and simply (very simply!) yes.

—Batman

Yes. Purely and simply (very simply!) yes.

This is getting out of control. But go for it, it's simply the truth.

—junior college dropout

Drop: [OH BOY]

—junior college dropout

It saddens me that there is such an overt common thread between Huell Howser and Quantum Leap.

—Dusty TheHick

*Now this... is wonderful!*

—steve

But Hash meant the one Sharpie posted, right? Woo, I got it right!-dark laith

I know i'm kinda late to the party, but did you really have to make the "ie" bold... that just seems cold. Real cold bro.

—_xShArPy

i'm glad adam brought up that point many years ago, how junior colleges are speading and are worthless. now everyone is in one or know hella people that go to one..

—CauseTheEffects

CauseTheEffects is penalized four cool points, for use of "hella."

—Dusty TheHick

^ Heh, I was thinking the same thing. Though you also have to take away 30 IQ points.

Please god, let that word die.

—Beat It!

♪you guys are hella stupid, you guys are hella lame, you guys are hella dumb hella hella hella♫

—Passionate_Man

Okay, PM, now you owe IQ points, you've lost so many with that little stunt. Fork 'em over.

EDIT: Though the musical notes do earn some back. We'll call it even.

—Beat It!

You guys are hecka mean!

—Small-Dorked Fish

I liked the Australian version (heaps) for a while, but now I'm over it.

—chix0r

I've got to go with the ultra-retro "very".

—Batman

I'm gonna go with the the (Mark) Twainian "powerful." e.g: "I'm powerful hungry."

—Dusty TheHick

Then there's also "mighty."

—catloaf

I like to combine the two, " I'm might powerful hungry!"

—oh-for

i like to make up adverbs. I'm bawchickabow hungry. now go make me a sleetintile sandwich, bitch.

—Passionate_Man