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A polite reminder for Bryan's Blog

  

Batman

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 12:08 PM

Any word from Bryan lately? Just curious...

Batman

  

Masteel

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 2:37 PM

Probably something to do with Anderson's temp replacement, or something to do with the person he e-mails it to not having time to put it up yet.

Masteel

  

junior college dropout

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 2:44 PM

It's good your being polite about the whole situation Batman.

junior college dropout

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 3:05 PM
Edited Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 3:07 PM

^^^
What's that? Off in the distance? I believe I hear the sirens of the Grammar Police! Hurry, edit that post before they get here!!!!

bguirk

  

Dark Laith

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 4:46 PM

Sirens were discontinued when the GP became the GSS. We found that they scared suspects off too much.

*leaps out of an unassuming yet jet-black car with several agents and surround JCD*

Wait, you're a junior-college dropout? Well Jesus christ, of course you made a typo. You need to be in an institution or some other highly controlled environment.

*agent grab JCD and begin stuffing him into a straightjacket*

Dark Laith

  

Passionate_Man

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 4:54 PM

don't fret. for it is too late....er, on second thought DL seemed to take care of the situation. um...*smacks dropout in the back of the head*...move along, nothing to see here.

Passionate_Man

  

junior college dropout

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 10:12 PM

I'd was not toos shure whats it was the mistake i was made up theres todays. Jaba LAba nah nah hey. takes a helmet that nees not a chares.

junior college dropout

  

Tay

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Wednesday, May 18, 2005 at 11:47 PM

You're.

Tay

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:34 AM

Damn FNG's keeping me from my Bryan's Bolg fix. I outta frag his ass.

Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 8:51 AM

FNG

—Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

"Fucking new guy?"

Dark Laith

  

Masteel

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 9:21 AM

The guy who is filling in for Anderson was using Bryan's "typing machine", he's the FNG.

Masteel

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:08 AM

But what does FNG stand for.

Dark Laith

  

_xShArPy

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:26 AM
Edited Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:27 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fng&r=f

Military term, 'Fucking New Guy' usually someone just out of training or just transfered into the unit/AO, who either hasn't proved his worth or doesn't know how to operate properly due to lack of experiance.
"Damnit, nearly everyone here is an FNG, we'll be wiped out on the next op"

_xShArPy

  

junior college dropout

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:18 AM

It is also an abbreviation for Fat Naked Fag. Urban Dictionary states that it was used by the participants on the first series of Survivor to describe the nature of Richard Hatch. Actually, I believe Mr. Snoop Dog coined the phrase in the early 90s. We will never know. I am quite fond of the word, and it has become part of my daily vocabulary. Drop: [OH BOY]

junior college dropout

  

nvgoddess

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:37 AM

Wouldn't that be FNF?

nvgoddess

  

chix0r

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:39 AM
Edited Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:41 AM

I assumed he just meant "gay." AcronymFinder says it can also mean "futile noble gesture."

chix0r

  

Dark Laith

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:46 AM
Edited Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 11:47 AM

But Hash meant the one Sharpie posted, right? Woo, I got it right!

Dark Laith

  

junior college dropout

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:11 PM

Wouldn't that be FNF?

I like Fat Naked Fag better than Fat Naked Gay.

junior college dropout

  

e-Donis

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:21 PM

^I second that.

e-Donis

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 12:47 PM

I outta frag his ass should make it clear I meant the military term.

Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

  

Masteel

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:05 PM

When I was in the army, we'd have the new guys (FNG is too hostile) do funny things.

Like, in the tanks, we obviously have radios for communications, so I we'd have them go to the mechanics and get a bottle of "squelch" for the radio. Heh.

Masteel

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:34 PM

That sounds like the restaurant gag where you send a new waiter to the dishwasher to get a bucket of steam.

Beat It!

  

Batman

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:35 PM

Or asking your girlfriend to check the blinker fluid in her car.

Batman

  

oh-for

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:36 PM

Ohhh, I like that one.

oh-for

  

Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:37 PM

Or asking someone to get you a left-handed screwdriver.

Hashmeer Shashmeer is gay

  

Batman

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:48 PM

And then there is the...

(You and your girlfriend are on a gravel road)
Girl: What is that noise my car is making?
You: Probably the muffler bearings.
Girl: Is that serious?

I once convinced a girl that I had a pet Pygmie Goat living in a goldfish bowl at home.

Batman

  

oh-for

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 2:51 PM

Did she go to JUNIOR college?

oh-for

  

junior college dropout

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 3:15 PM

Did she go to JUNIOR college? ??

How dare...how...DARE you. (I had to use the famous Aceman double-pump how dare you)

junior college dropout

  

Batman

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 3:45 PM
Edited Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 3:46 PM

Did she go to JUNIOR college?

—oh-for

Yes. Purely and simply (very simply!) yes.

Batman

  

junior college dropout

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 4:09 PM

Yes. Purely and simply (very simply!) yes.

This is getting out of control. But go for it, it's simply the truth.

junior college dropout

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:03 PM

Drop: [OH BOY]

—junior college dropout


It saddens me that there is such an overt common thread between Huell Howser and Quantum Leap.

Dusty TheHick

  

steve

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Thursday, May 19, 2005 at 10:09 PM

*Now this... is wonderful!*

steve

  

_xShArPy

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Friday, May 20, 2005 at 7:17 AM

But Hash meant the one Sharpie posted, right? Woo, I got it right!-dark laith

I know i'm kinda late to the party, but did you really have to make the "ie" bold... that just seems cold. Real cold bro.

_xShArPy

  

CauseTheEffects

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Friday, June 24, 2005 at 4:52 AM

i'm glad adam brought up that point many years ago, how junior colleges are speading and are worthless. now everyone is in one or know hella people that go to one..

CauseTheEffects

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, June 24, 2005 at 7:10 PM

CauseTheEffects is penalized four cool points, for use of "hella."

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 24, 2005 at 8:02 PM
Edited Friday, June 24, 2005 at 8:02 PM

^ Heh, I was thinking the same thing. Though you also have to take away 30 IQ points.

Please god, let that word die.

Beat It!

  

Passionate_Man

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Friday, June 24, 2005 at 8:13 PM

♪you guys are hella stupid, you guys are hella lame, you guys are hella dumb hella hella hella♫

Passionate_Man

  

Beat It!

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Friday, June 24, 2005 at 8:17 PM
Edited Friday, June 24, 2005 at 8:18 PM

Okay, PM, now you owe IQ points, you've lost so many with that little stunt. Fork 'em over.

EDIT: Though the musical notes do earn some back. We'll call it even.

Beat It!

  

Small-Dorked Fish

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Friday, June 24, 2005 at 8:47 PM

You guys are hecka mean!

Small-Dorked Fish

  

chix0r

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 5:46 AM

I liked the Australian version (heaps) for a while, but now I'm over it.

chix0r

  

Batman

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 10:10 AM

I've got to go with the ultra-retro "very".

Batman

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 4:59 PM

I'm gonna go with the the (Mark) Twainian "powerful." e.g: "I'm powerful hungry."

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 7:44 PM

Then there's also "mighty."

catloaf

  

oh-for

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 9:05 PM

I like to combine the two, " I'm might powerful hungry!"

oh-for

  

Passionate_Man

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Saturday, June 25, 2005 at 10:06 PM

i like to make up adverbs. I'm bawchickabow hungry. now go make me a sleetintile sandwich, bitch.

Passionate_Man

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