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Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 8:16 PM
My car stinks. It LITERALLY stinks. I bought some groceries the other day and I realized I didn't have the milk. I assumed I left it at the market. I didn't want to drive back. Oh well. Two days later, I was like: what's that fucking smell? It smells like bad cheese. I thought it was a bunch of old Disney jackets I had in the back seat. I popped the trunk to put them in and it smelled even worse! I discovered the fucking milk I bought in the trunk. It was leaking. It didn't even leak that much. But it was enough to stink up the entire fucking car! I threw the milk away and wiped some of it up with a few napkins. I was gagging. I still haven't washed it. I accidently left the jackets in the trunk too. So, yeah...those are going to reek as well. There is a very good chance I will throw up when I try to clean the trunk tonight.
FUCK!!!!! This is what I get for trying to eat healthy.
Fuck you milk! You go to hell, you go to hell and you die!!!
—acm
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 8:42 PM
my husband has only one rule: no milk in the car (for the very reason that you have just experienced)
Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 9:35 PM
That's what Casey Anthony said.
Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 4:20 PM
What are you, a malnourished vegan? Of course milk is healthy!
I cleaned the whole car out last night. I used scrubbing bubbles, a bathroom brush, and a shitload of febreeze and air freshener.
It smells about 70% better. I haven't checked the trunk yet.
—acm
Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 5:31 PM
and who said it was cow's milk? how do you know it wasn't snake milk?
Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 8:28 PM
What are you, a malnourished vegan? Of course milk is healthy! —acm
I only drink coconut or almond milk. Not only is cow's milk terrible for you, it also tastes like dog water.
Everything in the world with coconut is awesome.
If you want to get laid more, make your vagina coconut flavored.
Friday, August 17, 2012 at 12:13 PM
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