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Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 2:55 AM
In this thread we discuss anything and everything Scientology. I took time out of my life from doing something productive to make you guys this little piece of art right here. I hope you like it. And yes, I am ashamed of myself for spending over an hour on this thing.
Discuss.
—acm
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 3:50 AM
This is just as dumb as assuming all Muslims are terrorists. We are basing an entire belief off of two celebrities.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 7:37 AM
i wouldn't defend these scientology poeple
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 10:26 AM
Some religions are silly but harmless. Scientology is silly and dangerous. Do a little research, Lena.
—acm
Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 1:51 PM
but i don't think you can be a moderate scientologist. i think everyone is pretty hardcore.
Saturday, July 7, 2012 at 10:43 AM
I had a friend who was a Scientologist years ago. Her name was Pat, and she sent me an announcement that she was due to Graduate from some kind of course for counseling she completed within the Scientology organization. It was at a big Hotel, and they had two large Banquet halls reserved, but one was off limits to us at first. When I got there they handed me a lot of literature and a name tag that I didn't put on. They were kind of annoyed that I didn't put the name tag on. I sat down with the other people in the audience, but two of these Scientologists were hovering behind me making sure that I did what I was told, like be on the correct page when the man spoke to us. I told them I was just there to watch my friend Pat Graduate, and was not there to join. After a few people finished speaking about Scientology, (All of them finished crying) A Man went to the podium and said: "AND NOW, IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF YOU GUESTS TO GO INTO THAT ROOM NEXT DOOR, AND WE'RE GOING TO SIT YOU DOWN, AND FIND OUT IF YOU ARE, OR ARE NOT GOING TO JOIN US." About 30 people got up and went to the room- they looked like they were walking to a gas chamber.
I remained seated, but then this exchange happened;
Them: Jon! it's time to go into the room!
Me: Well, I'm just here to watch my friend Pat graduate. Do you know Pat?
Them: No, we don't know Pat, but the room is over there! You have to go to the room!
Me: I do?
Them: Yes! They are waiting!
....I got up and walked in the opposite direction of... THE ROOM.
Them: Jon! the room is over there!
Me: yeah, but my Car is parked over there, so that's where I'm going.
As I left, I looked back, and they both had really fearful looks on their faces. Maybe they get punished if one get's away.
Saturday, July 7, 2012 at 5:30 PM
Edited Saturday, July 7, 2012 at 5:31 PM
Never install or run any software Scientologists give you. There literally is scientology spyware that lets them monitor you and will block you from going to any anti-Scientology websites among other things.
They operate like fraternities, if you're new and male and going to Scientology functions, they'll send lots of hot females to "love bomb" you, like cults often do.
So, if you're going to experiment Scientology, be sure to fuck the ladies soon and under and false name and then leave quickly. But even then they'll probably still find you and screw your life over, but at least you would have gotten some pussy out of it.
Friday, July 20, 2012 at 11:27 PM
Oh, I see what you did there!
This shit looks good. And Joaquin Pheonix is talking to my lady parts here!
—acm
Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 9:15 PM
I love you, but can you please stop saying "lady parts"
Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 9:43 PM
I'll retire the phrase for the next 6 months. Then I will reconsider. That's all I can promise.
—acm
Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 9:56 PM
aw, i fully support "lady parts!" but i could also get behind "girlie bits" as well.
Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 10:12 PM
I actually held back on what I was really thinking about Joaquin Pheonix. I thought it was TMI. I went with "lp" instead.
—acm
Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 12:56 PM
Edited Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 12:57 PM
Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 1:03 PM
Ohh. or maybe you were thinking of these?
Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 1:07 PM
Uhh... Hey baby... if you need something sweet and white, I've got like... an erection.
Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 3:03 PM
This can't be anymore TMI than catloaf's taint comment earlier. So I'm going for it...
Joaquin Pheonix is so fucking hot. I just want to rip off my clothes and sit on his cleft pallet scar.
—acm
Monday, July 23, 2012 at 5:21 PM
Monday, July 23, 2012 at 5:30 PM
i hate when i'm here and there's no one to play with
Monday, July 23, 2012 at 10:30 PM
I know the feeling...
Speaking of magic pussy...years ago I went to the Santa Monica pier with a group of friends. We were all hanging out, acting silly. There was a drifter guy with an old cat there. Both of them smelled like cat piss. He had a sign that said that his cat read fortunes. I've never had my fortune read, but I wanted this cat to read my fortune. The guy asked for whatever payment I wanted to give him. I gave him 5 bucks. He said something I forgot, then had his cat hand me my fortune. The fucking cat had it in his paws! He was well-trained. I have a picture of me and the cat somewhere. I need to dig it out and upload it. That homeless dude and his cat brightened my day. LMAO!
—acm
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