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I dreamed about all of you! In the same dream!

It was a house party in a giant house in the middle of nowhere, and I got there late and it was dark and stormy. I may or may not have made out with one of you, and I may or may not have tried to punch one of you.

Also, I've had like three dreams about one member of this forum in the last few months.

OK, now you go.

—jezebel

^ my arm is still bruised from where you punched me

i keep having dreams where i'm holding a fat baby

also, i had another dream where i was laughing in the dream & in real life at the same time and i woke myself up

—pookie

Oh no, I didn't punch you. I think you were pouring some wine. You looked like Giada.

—jezebel

Hi Jez :)

—Kevin-U-in-Depression

^^ :D

—pookie

Hi hi hi.

Edit: Oh, in my dream, you were talking to someone (mandee maybe?) about flipping the house.

Edit edit: Also, I changed my e-mail address on my account, and now I can't "participate in the forum until a moderator has confirmed I'm a good person." But I can edit this post? How long does it take until a moderator confirms me to be a good person? What is happening? Can I just keep editing this to respond to everyone?

Edit edit edit: What is a "lexie part 2?" Masteel, are you hitting on me or taking a hit on me? I'm so bad at the subtleties of things.

—jezebel

i finally had sex w/my azn hair cutter (stylist). put in a good two years of time to make this happen. then afterwards i felt totally guilty cause she's married, and as soon as i came, i just wanted her to leave. every second she was here after i came was agony of unpleasantness for me.

—Masteel

I'm a big fan of going to the bathroom and not coming back afterwards. Just remember all your clothes so you can make a clean break.

—coquette

definitely hitting on you

—Masteel

I'm flattered? Or sicked out, 50/50.

Edit: More confessions. I'm wearing four band-aids, and I hate band-aids.

—coquette

What city/state r u in? I'm in Seattle obv

—Masteel

Are you talking to me? I heart you guys, but I don't trust you guys.

I will tell you that I have a smoking hot neighbor, but he's married with two kids. Should I or should I not homewreck?

Edit: I will also tell you that Seattle is a pretty sweet city, but seriously how can you handle all that rain? Hello, sad days.

—coquette

Yes I'm talking to u. U should trust me, take chix's word for it.

I can tell ur interested. Little girl voices r attracted to me like Brier Rabbit is to the brier/thorn patch

Call me! We can cure each other's boredom tonite!

—Masteel

I'm not sure I approve of you.

Edit: chix0r, wtf is he talking about?

—coquette

I love the rain!!! Best cuddle weather ever! Just imagine the cuddle possibilities.

—Masteel

Ew, cuddling? Gross.

—coquette

Yeah agreed, but as long as I dint have teh sex w the chick I'm Pro Cuddle.

Sex is a cuddle deal breaker

—Masteel

We've traded e-mails for a few years. He can be a little all over the map, but he's basically a good guy. Definitely perfect for the co-dependent/enabler/sugar daddy role, if that's what you're looking for.

—chix0r

I think he's a crazy person.

—coquette

Well, so are you, so your psychoses might be complementary. Although I would class you more as "damaged" than "crazy." And we'll go with..eccentric for Masteel.

—chix0r

Wait, Masteel has been here for a few years? Why do I have no recollection of this?

Also, yay or nay on homewrecking my neighbor?

—coquette

^ i vote "nay." why do you want to destroy the lives of his kids?

—pookie

Oh yeah, those guys. OK then.

—coquette

and, yanno, YOUR kid/s

—catloaf

Yay jez is back.

—bguirk

>>Masteel has been here for a few years? Why do I have no recollection of this?

February '04, he's been here longer than I have.

—chix0r

We are still operating under the assumption that I am jezebel/coquette, and no one else, yes?

—coquette

yaaas

—mandee

Oh, hi bguirk. Congratulations on the new bebe, or am I late to the baby-welcoming party?

—coquette

I dunno where else to post this. Sorry I havent been posting yall... Brittany got sick. Skip this Paragraph if you don't want to read about her. She had a lot of pain and was diagnosed with a kidney, bladder, and stomache infection and put on 4 antibiotics. One, cipro, gave her a bad reaction so abou 4 days into it the doctor switched her to another. She was give a 14 day Regiment or whatever its called. 11 days after diagnosis she went to the ER for pain, they notified her that urine test results came back negative for infection, 7 days before the visit, and that her doc should have told her to stop taking the antibiotics. The pain got worse, not just abdominal pain, she got joint and bone pain.'she recently tested positive for an auto-immune disease, they think it's lupus.

I have basically been living with her for the past 3 months, taking care of her, we had to drop our classes for the semester. I'm still working. Kinda depressed. She's very depressed. Were stil very much in love though. We'rerary apart, the illness has brought us closer together.

Just wanted to try to keep in touch.. I feel like makIng a thread to communicate with yall, but no..
Miss you guys, hope you are all doing well.

Oh, go raiders
And niners omg who saw that game? Massacre

—jizzgrenade

yeesh. but if you watch house, you'll know that it's never lupus.

—mandee

Welcome back jizzy g. Youre being a good bf to her.

Omg i had a.sex.dream about eminem last night. It was really good. I guess it was about him because i was randomly watching some videos of him on youtube last night before i fell asleep. I have never been attracted to him but now that i had this dream im a little obsessed.

And as far as masteel being a good guy, thats not what ive heard, when it came to lexie.

—stellagold

I heard some questionable things as well.

—airking32

i've heard allusions to it, but nothing specific.

—mandee

i'm completely oblivious.

but if i were masteel i'd be thinking mind your own fucking businass.

—Margin Walker

a. you're not masteel
b. no

—mandee

They made their hookup a TLC-spectacle by posting all about it. Whether he likes it or not, it has become our business.

—airking32

Plurry doesn't approve, but he was only getting Lexie's side. I heard Lexie was uber fucked-up, manipulative, and bitchy, but I was only getting Masteel's side.

—chix0r

yes?

no. but whatever.

ANYway, sorry to hear this news jizz, please keep us updated, i'll be thinking of you.

—catloaf

celebrity has it's costs, obv

EDIT: sorry jizz, she's lucky to have you. make sure you're getting social support from someone too though.

—Masteel

Plurry doesn't approve

Funny considering he set the whole thing up in the first place.

—airking32

he didn't expect things to go down the way they did, i guess.

—stellagold

Funny considering he set the whole thing up in the first place.

i take partial "blame," if that's what you want to call it. i was concerned about masteel's state of mind at one time and sought help from plurry. i think the short version is, plurry thought lexie would prove a good distraction?

—catloaf

i finally had sex w/my azn hair cutter (stylist). put in a good two years of time to make this happen.

omg really?! pm me a picture!! I get what you mean about feeling guilty, but it takes two to tango so it's just as much on her, if not moreso, than you, so don't feel too bad. If she were totally single would you consider pursuing a long-term relationship?

Sex is a cuddle deal breaker

I've figured it out. Cuddling is post-coital, and snuggling is just with a loverbabe or even a child, no sexual undertones.

Kinda depressed. She's very depressed. Were stil very much in love though. We'rerary apart, the illness has brought us closer together.

JIZZ! I've missed you terribly, literally in my last post I said how you were one of the most-missed posters, and then boom I click on this thread, fate. But seriously man that is pretty sad about your girl, but everything you said about you supporting her and living with her is just what we would come to expect out of you, good for you my boy. Like someone else said, you should really continue posting! It'll ease your stress and divert your worries for a reprieve at the very least.

—Stryker311

i take partial "blame," if that's what you want to call it.

holy shit! I never knew about this seedy underbelly of tlc before! chix0r and masteel have been emailing for years? catloaf and plurry are playing matchmaker from 1500 miles away? And what is this all of a sudden gang-tackle on Masteel? Has he even had a chance to defend himself? I agree with Margin Walker here, it's NOT our business, despite how they met, and whatever they've chosen to reveal on here is irrelevant. But based on the podcasts and what little I can decipher from poasts here, I'd definitely argue Masteel is the saner one and lexie is young and immature, so while not taking sides, I would tend to lean towards Masteel a little more.

—Stryker311

hi jizz! so sorry to hear about brittany. if it is auto-immune, go directly to a rheumatologist. a simple blood test checking her "sed rate" and her anti-nuclear antibodies. the sed rate test checks the level of inflammation in her body and the a.n.a. test is the standard test to check for lupus.

if she has lupus or another similar auto-immune disorder, the typical treatment is prednisone & paquenil (hydroxychloroquine). paquenil is generally used as an anti-malaria drug, but it works for lupus.

i'm so proud of you for sticking by her through all of this, but i'm sorry that you both have to endure such trials at such an early stage in life. with proper treatment, she will get better and be able to have a more normal life. i wish you both the best.

—pookie

^what pookie said

—Masteel

it's NOT our business, despite how they met, and whatever they've chosen to reveal on here is irrelevant.

This is not an argument. You can't just make a crazy leap by labeling very relevant information irrelevant and then moving on. The fact that THEY THEMSELVES shared (most of) the information that we are now discussing is the single most relevant thing I can possibly think of.

—airking32

Thank you pookie, that is all very helpful, If not just comforting. It took a while but she finally got an appointment with the rheumatologist, shes had to A.N.A. Tests, tested very positive, I'll have to see if she's had th sed rate test though. I wouldnt be surprised though, as she's had a bunch of blood tests done, only a few since the positive ana though, so who knows. She was also finally put on prednisone 3 days ago, she's really intimidated by all the possible side affects though, however It does seem to be helping slightly.

I forgot to mention, they think it's drug induced lupus, from the antibiotics, mainly sulfameth. But that means she actually may get over this. Until labout 2 weeks I had thought this was a lifelong gig, and while I'm still prepared for the worst, it was nice to know. On the other hand, it means that if her doctor had returned hercalls or told her immediately when they found no infection, had she gone off of them earlier, this may have never happened.

So not only is there a lot of resentment directed at the doctor, there's also the fact that they wasted so much time waiting for her to get better ( the advice nurse always told her to call back in a few days if it got worse) and treating her for the nonexistent infection, that they never found out what was originally wrong with her, after they told her the infection diagnosis was wrong with her. The concentration went from thinking it was infection, to dealing with the side affects of medication, to diagnosing and treating the new problem, as if the doctors have forgotten that she had unbearable abdominal pain when she first came in. They thought she had a horrible infection, then said "oh neermind, test came back negative", but never went back to see wtf it ACTUALLY was.

—jizzgrenade

Do I have to read this whole thread?

—ZT-In-You

a. you're not masteel

sorry, sometimes i confuse the two. the whole first two letters of the screen name thing.

—Margin Walker

her her her i see whut you did thar

—catloaf

My confession is I'm a dork.

—Masteel

^ Had you posted the other ones here before?

—ZT-In-You

i dont even have a halloween costume

—000

Yeah I did this is the only place I post

Edit: actually I just looked at my channel and I've only posted a few here. The rest I haven't posted. I uploaded a few like the tank battle and the puppies but hadn't posted. I had the puppies for mandee but never got around to posting them.

—Masteel

Last night I dreamed I was smuggling gerbils into school in my bra.

—catloaf

Much better to smuggle them like that than the traditional way.

—stellagold

^ you mean the richard gere / larry david way?

—pookie

I tried Dental floss for the first time yesterday. I found it to be very annoying and uncomfortable. Then, in the grocery store, a good Samaritan informed me that you are not supposed to leave it in between your teeth all day, so I'll give it anouther try.

—von zipper

I played Cyberbob in the summer of '95 blockbuster hit The Net starring Sandra Bullock.

—Coconut ZT

^^I had a similar experience with condoms.

—Dusty TheHick

missed u

—stellagold

Likewise. Wanna poop back and forth?

—Dusty TheHick

I really don't know what to do with my twisted right molar. It came out twisted, and everytime I smile it looks like it's missing. The denist said I should get braces. I was hoping he would just pull it out and implant a tooth back there. Does it look like it's missing?

—L_to_the_A is back!

no

—Dusty TheHick

u look pretty ok?

—stellagold

Stellz, did you actually mean to say "you look pretty, ok?" or "you look pretty ok."

—Masteel

1st one

—stellagold

leens, if you had any idea what a long and arduous ordeal it is to get an implant, you would not even consider it. plus it's majorly expensive and it will never match your other teeth.

—pookie

i wanna get new teeth. its all i think about.

—mandee

meh, I'll just leave it the way it is. My former Persian dentist (who ended up getting sued for sexual harassment) told me that I could never be a businesswomen with my tooth being the way it is. He's Persian, so his opinion doesn't matter.

Also this something that a lot of us run into: I can never tell if the Starbucks employees are flirting with me because they're interested or just performing their job duties. Those of you who go to sbux regularly, have you noticed that the baristas have become friendlier?

—L_to_the_A is back!

no.

—000

starbucks employees are so friendly that it's off-putting.

—mandee

They're probably genuinely hitting on u Lena, ur attractive.

—Masteel

>>My former Persian dentist (who ended up getting sued for sexual harassment) told me that I could never be a businesswomen with my tooth being the way it is.

You can't be "a businesswomen" because you don't have a siamese twin. Nothing to do with your teeth.

I can't even tell what you're talking about. It looks like you have the exact same number of teeth on both sides.

—chix0r

it sounds like he was just trying to drum up business by playing to your insecurities. translation: he's an asshole

—pookie

agreed, pook

—000

Dude, chill out. You have amazing teeth. You have to stop this madness or you're going to end up like that woman who's had like 60 plastic surgeries or something.

—jezebel

^This.

—acm

I had pookie's thought, but it's not usually the dentist who does the braces, anyway.

—chix0r

yes, but my dentists can do implants. that's what lena was talking about having done.

—pookie

I can't even tell what you're talking about. It looks like you have the exact same number of teeth on both sides.

fishing for compliments.

—stellagold

The dentist recommended braces, though.

—chix0r

What sound does a duck make?

—Dusty TheHick

QUACK

that really should have been in one of pookie's quiz threads.

—mandee

wow, they're proud of me?!

I have been putting the "pride" in pridestaff and trying to outperform the other temps...in the end I'm the last temp to stay, and eventually get hired.

—L_to_the_A is back!

that's pretty awesome. i'm proud of ya too :)

—catloaf

Thanks. It's been pretty rough these past 3 years, but I finally feel content.

—L_to_the_A is back!

Nice.

—Coconut ZT

that is so great, lena!

—pookie

Kudos to you, madam.

—Dusty TheHick

u go girl

—stellagold

I just peed and it smelled like macaroni and cheese.

—Coconut ZT

that's something to be proud of and disturbing at the same time.

—pookie

reg'ler mac n cheese or one of the special fancy kinds?

—catloaf

Thank you all for your kind words!

I am feeling tired today. My boss sent me a text at 3 am on my day off asking if I could come in. At 6 am she called and left a voicemail. I was wide awake for 3 hours feeling guilty because I didn't respond. They need to start writing people up for calling out when they're not actually sick.

—L_to_the_A is back!

I had a dream that all people who delivered pizza were female, and if you were male and wanted pizza delivered you had to be dressed in drag when the pizza delivery woman came to the door.

—Coconut ZT

That wasn't a dream.

—Dusty TheHick

I wanna see Dusty dressed for pizza.

—stellagold

I wanna see Dusty dressed AS pizza

—catloaf

I want to see Pizza dressed as Dusty.

—acm

I want to see Dusty address a pizza.

—Coconut ZT

Tee hee hee!

—acm

dudty likes...

nsfw

—000

My balls hurt.

—Dusty TheHick

I made a couple videos of myself and uploaded them to photobucket. I can't get the audio to work. I tried the control panel, but no progress. I was hoping to make a video where I fuss over our family dogs. Why? Because they're adorable!

—acm

I want her boobs. The girl in the picture/video thingy, I mean.

—jezebel

I always just upload my videos to YouTube.

—chix0r

—foob2011

I made a couple videos of myself and uploaded them to photobucket. I can't get the audio to work. I tried the control panel, but no progress. I was hoping to make a video where I fuss over our family dogs. Why? Because they're adorable!

—acm

What file format are the videos in?

—Cthulaith

that gif is mesmerizing

—Margin Walker

^Mmmm.... Something to do tonight.

—This Charming Man

It rained today. And I slept all fucking day!

I asked for the day off and they gave it to me. I slept from 3:30 am to 3:30 pm straight. I woke up a couple times to go to the bathroom and phone work. The sad thing is if I wanted to I could pull the covers up sleep two more hours easily. I should win some kind of record for that!

Having no energy and no motivation sucks big, floppy, donkey dick! I want to have some fun and have a life but it's kind of hard right now.

I see the psychiatrist on Monday. I haven't seen her since early January. I tried to ask for an earlier appointment but they didn't have one. I guess I could have lied and said I'm suicidal, but I don't like lying.

—acm

yeah, and that could've ended up with you under a 72-hour observation, yikes

—catloaf

I wouldn't say that unless it was true. Don't worry. :-)

—acm

i'm jealous if your ability to sleep. even with a triple dosage of sleeping pills (under dr's supervision) i only sleep about 3 consecutive hours :o(

—pookie

also jealous. i'm hoping it will improve someday. i used to have trouble falling asleep AND trouble staying asleep, but in the last few years i've been able to fall asleep with no problem. just wish i could stay asleep, some nights i feel like i'm watching the clock til it's time to get up.

—catloaf

i m not that good at sleeping, i often get up to pee and dont fall back asleep.

—000

I used to have the opposite problem as well. If my depression isn't being proprely regulated, the sleep is whack. Like it is right now. Right after high school my sleep got really messed up. At one point I was sleeping about ten hours a week. I was so miserable. Your brain can't operate fully on that. It was one of the worst times of my life, easily.

If I have to choose between not sleeping and oversleeping, I definitely choose oversleeping. I see my doctor in a few days. Cross your fingers that she finds the right med combination for me.

All right enough about that...someone post something hilarious or filthy or something.

—acm

I sleep 10-12 hours most weekends, but not nearly as much during the week.

—Coconut ZT

I'm in bed for 10 hours a night. I don't know how much of that time I'm actually asleep for, but I never wake up feeling rested. I'm always too hot, too cold, or too awake. I've tried being in bed for fewer hours, too, but then I just feel worse.

—chix0r

I often dream of looking for a restroom, or peeing where I shouldn't when I acually have to wake up and go pee.

—von zipper

As do I...or sometimes finding a restroom with some weird obstruction to the toilet.

—Dusty TheHick

Hi Dusty! :-)

—acm

yo

—Dusty TheHick

Also, I could be wrong,but I'm pretty sure I wanna bang Wendy Wilson.

—Dusty TheHick

For free french fries?

—Coconut ZT

That's Wendy Thomas.

—Dusty TheHick

Wendy's does sound really good right now.

—Coconut ZT

Yay, I have plans! I'm going go a Pink Floyd tribute band tonight with my friend. Which One's Pink? Kick ass!

—acm

I'm going to a ballet tomorrow night. ima git all cultured and shit.

—catloaf

What're you going to see?

My ex and his new gf went to a ballet one time. He really needs to invest in some new dress shoes.

—chix0r

i've never been to a ballet before so i have no idea what to expect. i'm pretty stoked tho. i mostly wanted to go because my favorite cellist, ben sollee, will be playing.

• deets

—catloaf

I have a doctor's appointment on Monday. Now I'm nervous. What if she changes my medicine and I get worse? What if I become all numb and I can't feel anything, like a robot? That happened once!

Ugh...scared. I just want to feel normal (close to normal again.)

Thanks for listening.

:-(

—acm

speak up for yourself and be firm. she's not the boss of you.

—pookie

Wonder where KevinU is; hope he's aight.

—Dusty TheHick

srsly

—stellagold

and wheres stefanie?

—stellagold

KevinU and I moved in together. Vendiagrams,pics and vids to follow.

—bguirk

I've never played angry birds.

—ZT-In

fishing fisting for compliments.

Fixed

—whoisnumbaone

I had lots of butt secs with Lena and Acm AT THE SAME TIME.

—whoisnumbaone

What? My bhymen is still intact, thank you.

Hey, whois! :-)

You guys remember Dusty's whois pics? I fucking love those pics!

Dusty...?

—acm

I confess to occasionally watching iCarly, and, even less often, A.N.T. Farm.

—Dusty TheHick

hey ho, dusterino!

—pookie

icarly is the greatest show ever. i watch it ON PURPOSE. Jennette McCurdy is fine as hey-all and i'm also kinda crushin' on Gibby.

—catloaf

I washed my workout clothes, and they still smelled.

—ZT-In