The
Loveline
Companion

This shit is going to be bananas with nutz on top. Yo.

—bguirk

lol "haus"

—Dusty TheHick

f u i made the 1st thred w/ haus and now ur like lolbguirk sed haus.

—mandee

I remembered mandee--OK I remembered that someone did it.

—bguirk

i know bb. i know.

—mandee

Loveline - 2010-03-10 (Kendra Jade Rossi)

—plurryho

fuck this. my roommates are rehearsing in the living room again, so i can't watch. as a result, i'm blasting 'your love' by the outfield over and over again.

—mandee

ok that worked. my date with sober haus is back on.

—mandee

it's startiiiiinnnngggg! i'll provide commentary

—mandee

already previews of bob. yeeeah

—mandee

i want tom to get hot again so badly. it would make me hate him less.

i like when people say that prostitution is the oldest profession. like there was a time where there were only prostitutes.

aw jennie brought flowers.

vomit kendra and lukas

i bet kari ann didn't even wash her hands after she gave her urine sample. gr0ssie. someone needs to not allow her to be on tv anymore.

i like watching big willie style walk because his arms are so massive.

—mandee

i loved jennie's reaction to kari ann's need for juice.

i just said "come on dennis" out loud. he listened to me!!!

looks like they're bringing in dr suave to talk to mike.

dis iz gon git waaaacky

—mandee

if i was ever on Celebrity Rehab and i seriously wanted to get sober, NO WAY would i ever go to Sober House. these people are crazy. i love it.

—Sarah

loved seeing Jennie again. I could do without KA stealing another series please.

edit: when they run the Kendra package keep an eye out for the photo of her posing with Danny Bonaduce.

EDIT 2: http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/03/magazine/03Pinsky-t.html can't remember if anyone linked that.

—bguirk

once again, i cant relate to the cast. karianne was actually looking good, which is unusual. her bitchiness was not unusual. the fat house-lady is possibly harder to look at than heidi. sure is a nice house.

—000

jennifer looks better than she did last time. has lost a lot of weight.

jenny looks better also. i don't know what it is, but suddenly, i find her attractive.

kendra, i missed you. lucas still sporting the douche-look.

dennis, you need the money, sign the papers.

kari ann, it wasn't nice knowing ya. please seek psychiatric treatment for BPD, and take direction.
loved jenny's remark re: juice - "hahaha! she's so consistent!"

when kendra was on LL the other night, they mentioned that kari ann lasted all of 3 days, so all you haters won't have to put up with her much longer.

the upcoming mike/tom fight looks entertaining.

—plurryho

lolbguirk sed haus

—Dusty TheHick

jenny looks better also. i don't know what it is, but suddenly, i find her attractive.

were you finally watching with your eyes open? it's always easier to see cute girls with big boobs when your eyes are open.

—airking32

jennie is cuter without amber standing next to her.

—plurryho

it's not just that--she doesn't have the severely damaged vibe. also--she's not balling her eyes out every 4 minutes--does wonders for puffiness.

—bguirk

isn't it convenient how seth called dr drew while sober house was filming

—mandee

awww @ bob's retarded smile (when mike was talking about his previous jobs)

—mandee

dennis always sounds like he's chewing something.

i don't think jen is fat. she just has an ugly face.

—mandee

drew did not wanna let seth in... hes guaranteed to relapse
kendra looks much better with her lips less inflated
most really hated having a "real" job

—000

i ran into so much work this week. i'm behind on loveline and now sober haus. ugh.

—plurryho

hey ho!

—pookie

isn't it convenient how seth called dr drew while sober house was filming

—mandee

total coincidence--just like when he ended up on the roof in CR2. so skeptical.

—bguirk

I'm really surprised no one has mentioned Mindy yet. I'll give plurry one more day to catch up before I post a spoiler.

—bguirk

OK--so basically the most interesting thing on in the Drew Rehab family happens with a cast member they've been shoving down our throats for 3 consecutive series and it gets 4.5 minutes of air time. WTF? I get a combined 2 hours per season of KA temper tantrums and their fallouts for the last two seasons, but Mindy steals a sex tape from KA and sells it to a tabloid and I get 3-4 minutes? I've been waiting for this to happen on the real world for about 9 years BTW. For once I wanted a full episode devoted to KAP and then they boot her off. Brilliant.

Speaking of booting off (heh)--do you think the residents get a little immune to the "pack your bags and leave" threat since they only officially done that to one cast member in 4 seasons of Drew TV? I love that the preview has Jen making the threat to no less than 4 cast mates next week. I think something is wrong with her. She came into this year ready to be victimized. It probably doesn't help to relive the nuttiness with magic of TV.

—bguirk

i was also disappointed that we didn't get to hear more about crazy mindy. i would have liked the cameras to follow ka to her house for a confrontation.
when they were showing the commercials for next week, i was like wtf there's going to be no one left.
also shouldn't mike still be in a hospital or at least be more closely monitored by a doctor?

—mandee

mindy is evil. but i remember her talking about how all the bad shit that happened to her was never her fault. i reckon she was fulla shit.

—000

i would have liked the cameras to follow ka to her house for a confrontation.

I know! You'd think after 2.2 seasons they'd know how to sweet talk her for 12 minutes, but judging from the cameraman/producer audio they're tools.

I love the part about KA describing Mindy making fun of her. "she's drinking wine on my couch and telling me that my boyfriend and assistants leave me. Yeah, and Mindy is the one mooching off that person. She just got off a season of rehab where she talked about wanting to get her kid back from her Mom and meanwhile the first thing she does is (or 4th thing she does after running to get booze and pills) is flop in KA's house. Way to go get that kid Mindy. Yay for Southern thinking.

—bguirk

okay, so i'm higher than god right now on cold medicine, but i need to weigh in on the most recent sober house.

watched it last night before i turned in. thoughts:

if kari ann is telling the truth, yes, mindy is a psycho bitch. we knew she was in denial about her addiction, but i thought she was a reasonable person. evidently not. so, mindy is the one who leaked the KA sex video? huh. interesting.
if so, i hope someone kicked her teeth in. what a cunt. KA is abusive and nutty, but she did let mindy stay at her house, and did not deserve having files stolen from her hard drive.
someday, maybe everyone will try harder to protect their private data. if she were only smart enough to make those files hidden, would have taken 10 seconds to do it. i bet mindy isn't smart enough to think to enable "view hidden files" in windows.

i'm going to miss kari ann. i wanted her to make progress, but also enjoyed her drama. drew has said several times that she had good stretches where she made progress, but the editors weren't all that interested in showing that.

i feel for her during the one on ones with drew, especially the bonus clips from the vh1 website.
i see this girl arrested at about age 14. her looks are like a loaded gun in the hands of a toddler with that personality that has been partly thrust upon her, partly crafted by her through her abusive life experiences.

poor seth. so chewed up and fucked out. drew says this is his last chance with him. after that, he's going to have to find another loooove doctor.

mike starr relapsed after celeb rehab. shocking. his attitude cracks my shit up sometimes, like at work:

boss: "we don't break until 5."
Mike: "yeah.. fuck you."

i would love to say that to an employer just once. just once.

heidi has a similar effect on me. her personality provides the lulz often.

i'm very disappointed in kendra. when i saw she was wearing heels to go do laundry, i knew it wasn't going to go well.
you have no problem getting gang banged on video, but folding laundry is humiliating? right.
babydoll, you have zits on your cheek. refreshing your lipstick does not provide enough distraction. i can look past the acne, but when you're caught putting on lipstick in the middle of work, and get bitchy for being called on it, i gotta dig on ya.

jennie - you're easy to like, my dear.
remember that seinfeld episode where he's dating this girl who alternately looks attractive, then unattractive, and it's puzzling? this is what she's doing to me. i think it's her hair. when she's wearing a do-rag, she looks crappy, and i hate her bangs curled under. there is a shot of her in the intro where she has a completely different hair style, and she looks stunning.

dennis is more likable when he's not raging against the machine.

tom is growing on me. seems like a good guy so far now that he's landed. we'll see, i guess.
i wonder how that succubus monroe is doing.

—plurryho

glad you weighed in plurry.

if kari ann is telling the truth, yes, mindy is a psycho bitch. we knew she was in denial about her addiction, but i thought she was a reasonable person. evidently not.

I think even if she's not telling the truth, mindy is a pscyho bitch. at best she didn't go back to Florida to get her kid back. that makes her a psycho bitch. now we know why Drew was all coy when asked about Mindy and her next album recently. My guess is Mindy is the leak or someone Mindy was partying with. KA of course is partly to blame. Still reeling that this wasn't delved into.

jennie - you're easy to like, my dear.
remember that seinfeld episode where he's dating this girl who alternately looks attractive, then unattractive, and it's puzzling?

yeah she is. I also remember a Star Trek TOS episode like this. Jennie can control it thorugh--I think if she wanted to she could turn on Penny Flame and make me have to run into the other room to beat off. I still love her writing for the most part.

i'm very disappointed in kendra. when i saw she was wearing heels to go do laundry, i knew it wasn't going to go well.

Drew hints that things don't go well for her this season.

—bguirk

nothing about this cast really interests me. i cant get too into it. didnt really dig cr either.

—000

Jennie is always interesting to me. Mike is interesting to me, but he's in the wrong place. Tom is interesting as is Heidi. Go watch Heidi's documentary from over 10 years ago now back from around her trial date. I'm surprised Drew hasn't glommed on to her pattern of going back to her abusers.

—bguirk

culled from dr. drew forum via holly re: kari ann.

—plurry

why does everyone keep calling that KA/rebecca "the child killer" gayheart tape a "sex tape"? there is no sex, just three naked imbiciles running their drug-addled mouths in a bathtub for 20 minutes.

—airking32

maybe because men have hand sex while watching it?

—plurry

you'd have to be pretty pathetic to beat off to that tape. any normal dude would go:

what's this sex tape all about --> wtf, where's the sex --> porn hub

—airking32

i just found out that my brother has hung with kendra and lukas on multiple occasions. they are close friends of friends, apparently. he says that they're both sweethearts.

—airking32

sweethearts dont smoke

—000

mandee--the latest episode is Bob-a-riffic.

—bguirk

i haven't gotten a chance to watch it yet, but i'm creaming my jeans in anticipation.

—mandee

bob, kari ann has had more than a second chance. she's such a baby, he should have left her in the parking lot.
lol @ the minute KA walks back in the house, she asks for juice.

"i came back to sober house because i want the help to be on tv" - KA fixd

thanks jen for explaining to us what just happened after we watched it re heidi's "outburst".

drew laughed when heidi referenced oprah.

can tom chew his gum any louder?

idk guys, i like heidi.

how much gas do you think bob uses chasing celebrities who leave?

mike introducing himself to the ladies at the nightclub was un...comfortable.

mike's crush on tom has ended and he's now moved on to big will. he luvs big men.

holy shit i'm so excited for next week's craycray tom.

—mandee

mike introducing himself to the ladies at the nightclub was un...comfortable.

some of the reactions were priceless though.

lol @ the minute KA walks back in the house, she asks for juice.

Mrs. bguirk said something like "she needs 12-step for juice," at that moment.

idk guys, i like heidi.

she looked like the joker in group.

can tom chew his gum any louder?

there's a guy on my bus who chomps his gum like that. I want him to

a) die
b) get TMJ next time he's sucking dick.

—bguirk

tonight's episode was a difficult watch, although I did enjoy Jennie's mopping outift. I think it's easier to list who didn't go apeshit this evening: Kendra, Jennie, Seth, and surprisingly Dennis who seems to enjoy the chaos. Tonight was mostly Drew-less as well other than a disembodied voice on the phone. it was also completely Bob-less mandee.

Mike needs to be locked up in residential treatment or perhaps a medically induced coma. Tom is all over the map, Heidi is getting pretty pathetic....I don't know it's all bad. Jennifer is doing a shitty job although she gets off the best line of the night when she tells Mike she'll hold his dick for him.

—bguirk

finally got to see last week's yesterday.

thoughts:

mike.. the bonus one on one clips with drew really show how little gray matter this dude is working with. mike is like an old, senile dog that's easy to get worked up in either direction.
i love how he's trying to get drew to give him topomax in the bonus scene. this is a true junkie at work as there is a minuscule chance he'll barely feel a high from it. drew says it could damage his liver, but he's all about it anyway.

kari ann.. easy to dislike, easy to feel for.
she's burned her bridges here, and she and bob should know she can't come back.
i felt bad for jenifer, that bob was putting her in that position - to take back someone who had been so horribly verbal abusive.

heidi.. you didn't have to attack kari ann, didn't have to go on the offensive. funny how very jealous you came across when tom was consoling her. it's like you made up your mind right there that they were both going to get it. very uncool.
tom has been through less with kari ann than the rest, so he's not quite as done with her as some of the others.

dennis.. you broke the rules, and it's just a phone. if you would have let it go quickly, you would've looked less an ass.

i should have the time to see the new episode tonight.

—plurry

jennie's blog is thoroughly enjoyable. she's one smart cookie.

—airking32

so ironic that mike is all pissy, mellows out, tom tells him to stopp gettin pissy, and flips his lid, and gets pissy.
drug addicts are assholes. shocking i know. moody too. more shocking. and they jipped us 2 episodes worth of previews on the pissy fest. typical.
the porn chicks sure seem to be behaving well currently. again the collagen inflated upper lips of at least 3 of the females are really disturbing me.

—000

also i was surprised mike tested negative for drugs after going out in search of drugs, then coming back so pissed off like he was coming down from drugs
perhaps a faulty test?

—000

dennis.. you broke the rules, and it's just a phone.

I would love it if someone took my phone away.

—bguirk

when jen says that she doesn't care if the residents are talking crap about her, she's obvi lying.

dennis bought a pineapple.

ew @ kendra's hoody. although i liked when tom said heidi is evil and then they cut to kendra with her devil horns.

rip starrzmore

LET'S GO EAT THAI FOOD Y'ALL

—mandee

wow, tom lost it. i was feeling bad for him, and on his side taking continued shit from heidi.

obv, mike starr occasionally has his lapses with reality, but tom slipped into an acting role, and went bye bye when he was yelling at mike.
did mike say, "i know heidi fliess" 3 times? wtf?
wow to that scene. coupla 8 up mofos rite thurr.

movie night went to hell.
poor jen.
heidi is extremely un-empathic.
i liked kendra's hoodie.
what ever happened to their (lol) jobs?

—plurry

i go back and forth so much with tommy size. one minute i love him, the next minute i hate him. i think i ultimately like him though.

starrzmore is back together again! lol @ dr drew beaming in the kitchen when they hugged.

heidi vs tom? i'm on team no one

dear kendra, if masturbating to law and order doesn't make sense to you then you obviously have never seen vinny d'onofs headbutt a potential suicide bomber.

jennie luvz waterfalls

i kind of hate field trips like these. it makes the show seem so realityshow-y. i know it is, but still, i like to think it's more than wouldn't it be fun to watch addicts do an extreme sport. it's something we'd be just as likely to see on an mtv dating show.

omg next week are mike and jen gonna makeout

—mandee

Fuck. I knew there was something I watched on Thursdays

—bguirk

another bob-less ep ;__;

—mandee

xxx penny flame:
http://www.xvideos.com/video352458/penny_flame_and_elexis_monroe

meh

—000

dear kendra, if masturbating to law and order doesn't make sense to you then you obviously have never seen vinny d'onofs headbutt a potential suicide bomber.

As soon as I heard her say that, I thought "I'll bet MANDEE understands!"

—Dusty TheHick

kind of amusing how heidi pisses off tom, and he takes it out on mike. it's really no different than someone kicking the dog for something someone else did. tom has no respect for mike no matter how sincere the apology.

heidi needs to drop the whole "woman abuser" thing. she goes back to it when she's called on her behavior, like she can fuck with him for the rest of their lives, and it's all justified because of that incident.
she needs to let it go. they were both really high when it happened, it was a long time ago, and if she doesn't forgive him, i think it's on her. if this is the only time he's ever been charged with domestic violence, i think you have to chalk it up as doing something stupid while loaded.

jennie finally has her hair right during the rock climb.
you can see her slipping into her madness watching seth and kendra smack each other around with a banana peel. kendra is right in that she and seth aren't responsible for her oddball triggers.

if they are doing something that bothers you, something that is otherwise benign to 99% of the rest of the world, you gotta know that this is your stuff not theirs, for you to walk away from, for you to deal with, and for you not to fan the flames, penny.

kendra's figure is amazing, and the face is better without the makeup.
she's really cute when she dissociates. i think that shot of her totally detached while tom yells at mike is desktop background worthy.

i'm with her on the rock climbing. i don't get why someone would want to do it. i get sports, but climbing a rock? risking your life to be at one with the lizards? ::shrugs::

i didn't expect jennie and kendra to end up at odds. i think the only way to settle this is in the ring.. filled with jello.. completely naked...
i'm gonna go beat off now.

—plurry

kendra's figure is amazing

i'm not a fan of her boobs. they looked comically fake in that tiny bikkini. also, she was wearing uggs while sunbathing.

—Sarah

a breast reduction would make her look a little less obnoxious. she needs to use dr. bruce's faggoty laser on herself.

—plurry

she's really cute when she dissociates.

some1 call 911

—stellagold

Jennie and Shelly on LL right now...

—Sarah

Yeah--Jennie has a boyfriend :( . My dream of dating a mid twenties former porn star have been dashed against the rocks. Good thing I didn't kill my family.

—bguirk

ugh. in the bonus scenes, ron jeremy visited the house, and gave jennie a foot rub.

she's in a real skimpy bikini too.

—plurry

totally healthy ...

—stellagold

this show just inst my bag, yet i still watch.
loks like seth and fake-tits have a lil sexual tension

—000

for their next performance, they should be locked in a steel wrestling cage, and have their cigarettes taken away for a week.

there would be bloodshed. lots.

—plurry

I hate the drama or rather the need to show every last fight over and over again and then to preview them at every commercial. Fuck you producers.

—bguirk

the porn chicks and seth seem to be doing pretty well at least. heidi, rodman, and tom are destined to use again til they end up in jail.
the butt ugly house mom sure lost it
and man she had to have been devastated when drew said mike handled himself well when u were being abusive to him, he will stay in the house.

agreed on the repeating of scenes. 5% of the show is what happened last week 5% is a preview of what will happen after the commercials. 5% is what happened befor the commercials. 40% is commercials(luckily i dont have to see em). 5% is what will happen next week.

—000

"I hate the drama or rather the need to show every last fight over and over again and then to preview them at every commercial. Fuck you producers."

Thanks, my sentiment exactly - nearly unwatchable; thanks to DVR I can condense it to a nice 20 minutes that focuses on any real therapy or Drew-time, and skips the ridiculously huge amount of "coming up" segments and re-capping.

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

they make recaps part of the bonus footage. lame.

—plurry

does anyone know if jennifer is a regular sober house manager or just a celebrity sober house manager?

heyyyy! bobby and denny! i'd love to watch a show of just the two of them hanging out.

i'm learning so many new phrases to add to my regular vocabulary including doing something "dennis rodman style" and "eating thai food".

i still don't understand why mike is allowed to be in the house and not in a hospital. someone should give him a psychological evaluation. and it seems so crazy that jen could just kick him out with no where to go.

hello staged phone call between jen and drew.

to be fair, jen's face is incredibly stupid.

i think the show would be better if jen wasn't running everything and there was a "licensed professional" like shelley instead because now the whole show is focused on jen's shit instead of everyone else's recovery.

so glad they brought in luesha and her neck tattoo.

whoababy can't wait for sexy tan doctor next week.

—mandee

to be fair, jen's face is incredibly stupid.

i lol'd

—Dusty TheHick

—000

Haven't you posted that a few times already now? Ripe for gimping.

—stellagold

my thoughts:

dr charles sophy. HELLO! so much tan. so much hair gel. the only word i can think of to describe him is smarmy. i'm glad he wore a suit though. honestly, i'm kind of ew about him, but i don't think i could say no if he wanted to wine and dine me. i can see him wining and dining many women.

sober house spinoff: flock of love with heidi fleiss.

i'd really like an update on monroe. tom hasn't been able to get rid of her. but she does look better.

with all of the previews of dennis and his mom and then the convo of dennis with shirley and drew, i really thought they were going to be like surprise your mom is waiting in the hallway! i'm so glad they didn't do that.

ugh i hate dennis' children.

wassup bob and ur springtime colors!

lisa d'amato cameo. i wish she was in the sober house. her and jennie would be bros.

coked up girl clearly just wanted to be on tv. they should have taken her off camera and dealt with her. i think maybe she thought if she asked for help, she'd get to stay in the house or something.

lol school of rock kids and sober house.

—mandee

i am starting to think they should just throw em all into a volcano

this video is great. hes not sober

—000

is the 1 fancy dressed doctor a flaming homo? kendra was lookin good moving toms stuff.
rodman cried!. lookin at his website and hes making nightclub appearances almost evey night. doubt hes sober lol. this show sure makes me glad i never did drugs

—000

the loveline with jenny and shelly was totally awesome. for anyone who wants, i can upload it for download, just holla.

—plurry

yes please

—000

'Celebrity Rehab' Shoots for the Stars

Originally posted Apr 28th 2010 12:55 AM PDT by TMZ Staff

"Celebrity Rehab" is getting both presumptuous and audacious by trying to sign some big fish.

Sources connected to the show tell TMZ .... the casting department has set its sights on Lindsay Lohan, Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. Surprise ... none of them have signed up.

As for Lindsay, we're told the show recently offered her $1 million to appear on "Celeb Rehab" as well as "Sober House" and a third possible spin-off. Show sources say they were told Lindsay had no interest, partly because she doesn't think she has a problem and partly because she wants nothing to do with Dr. Drew.

Show sources say they were shut down with Heather Locklear as well -- again, the show sources say they were told Heather doesn't have a problem.

And, the sources say they were shut down by Brooke Mueller. Undaunted, they say they're now going after Charlie Sheen -- perhaps hoping he'll have time on his hands if he doesn't re-sign with "Two and a Half Men."

And the casting crew was shut down quickly by Jenna Jameson.

They better pull a rabbit out of a hat, because filming starts May 10.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0mNu29ggm

—pookie

If only I were an addicted celebrity, I'd totally be on that show.

—ZTgeist

yes please

i'll try to have that up tonight. if not, tomorrow night fo sho.

—plurry

for $1mil she's dumb not to do it. i h8 her, but cot dam. she doesn't have any moneys.

—mandee

Loveline - 2010-04-11

—plurryho

thanks for the ll. great news, penny has quit smoking!
and less importantly, drugs and porn.

—000

The sense of shame, of fear, of hatred, of contempt applied to trivialities of life have this in common: that they are utterly out of the range of humor. A person hating trivialities, fearing trivialities, being ashamed of daily trivialities, has, of course, no sense of humor. And my patients, as long as they are suffering from their panics, from their frightful sensations and impulses, and so forth, have, of course, no sense of humor. They take their inner experiences too seriously.

—ZTgeist

I love the gaffer's tape on mike's shirt. Way to cheap out on the digital tiles vh1.

—bguirk

it took me awhile to figure out what it was. i thought it was some kind of anti-disney shirt.

—mandee

Doing my best not to spoil some of tonight's surprise guests for plurry.

—bguirk

awww little plurry is going to be so excited.

—mandee

Seriously. Tonight had the best moment ever,

—bguirk

lolbguirk sed haus

—Dusty TheHick