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In this thread, we post long videos that are worth watching.

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

where can i host my bootleg of dr. drew?

these are on youtube, but i thought you couldn't upload vids over 10 minutes or 200MB.

—plurry

You used to be able to sign up for a certain type of Youtube account, called a director's account or something like that. That would increase the time and size limits on videos that user could upload.

Youtube discontinued creating those types of accounts a while ago (for reasons that are unknown to me), but they didn't revoke the privileges of the existing upgraded accounts. So there is a fixed pool of existing users that can still upload really long videos.

—Nyarlaithotep

IF ANYONE HAS ONE OF THESE SPECIAL YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS, I WANT TO COME IN YOUR POOL.

—plurry

• PAO!

—pookie

—ZTgeist

I didn't want to like this guy, but I did.

—ZTgeist

This guy used to be the vice presidential candidate for the Natural Law Party in 2000.

• http://archive.hagelin.org/

—ZTgeist

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—ZTgeist

IF LETTING GO MEANS WEARING BED SHEETS, THEN I'M HOLDING ON AS TIGHTLY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

—plurry

^ cuteness

—pookie

no toga parties?

—000

IF LETTING GO MEANS WEARING BED SHEETS, THEN I'M HOLDING ON AS TIGHTLY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.—plurry

HE TOTALLY SHOWS SOME NIP TOWARDS THE END.

—ZTgeist

LET'S ALL BE LIKE CHÖGYAM TRUNGPA AND MEDITATE THROUGH OUR HANGOVERS AND SLEEP WITH OUR FEMALE STUDENTS.

WATCH THE IMPULSE TO VOMIT RISE AND FALL IN YOUR MIND, LIKE A COULD MADE OF BILE IT FORMS AND EVAPORATES. WATCH HOW YOUR NUBILE 19 YEAR OLD FEMALE FOLLOWERS MAKE YOUR PENIS RISE, EJACULATE, AND FALL. NOTICE HOW IMPERMANENCE APPLIES NOT ONLY TO YOUR ERECTION BUT ALSO TO THE FLACCID STATE OF YOUR PENIS.

FREE TIBET.

—ZTgeist

lol

—Dusty TheHick

Ha ha. That's great.

—Sheena

—000

cha-cha-cha

—Dusty TheHick

I would

—stellagold

rly?

—Dusty TheHick

WHEN STELLA AND CHÖGYAM WERE IN UNION THE EARTH SHOOK AND GODS FELL TO THEIR KNEES. A BABY WAS BORN OUT OF STELLA'S SIDE AND IT LOOKED LIKE A TIBETAN KARL ROVE.

—ZTgeist

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rly?

for that robe, i would.

—stellagold

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—Dusty TheHick

I'M NOT A MONKEY

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

—Dusty TheHick

—ZTgeist

—he sounds like a delight

good vid

—stellagold

baby tossing, off roof!!

—000

We can't judge.

—Sheena

—ZTgeist

—000

This kids probably runs the village.

—Natalia Carolla

beautiful culture etc

—stellagold

So much hate from Uganda.

—Natalia Carolla

carollas new commercial

—000

^ that was awesome!

—pookie

seconded

—anobody

lol your thumb's in my ass. she liked it.

—catloaf

That is the first time a commercial has made me laugh out loud since the sonic commercials.

—Sheena

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EM45CpeQb4

—ZTgeist

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZS3QRq7hnfM

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

lol @ the uganda against eating da poo poo and carollas commercial. good posts

—jizzgrenade

If you thought Justin Bieber was bad...

—Natalia Carolla

lol - "your thumb's in my ass!"

—plurry

^?

—Natalia Carolla

at the end of the carolla klondike commercial.

—plurry

that white motherfucker... god damnit. this is now my least favorite thing black people, their affinity for adolescent white boys singing-voices. wtf is wrong with you people? justin bieber got nominated for a fucking BET award, come on! MAINTAIN DUDE!

oh my god, unless.. maybe it's that young white kids are actually the main demographic for rappers these days....

—jizzgrenade

When we first met I had to tell you I couldn't live without your love?! WTF, when has anyone said that to anyone the first time they meet them.

Additionally, unless that little shit head is from England, fuck the UK flag in the background at the beach.

—awag777

only slightly related, but this gal who i'd been talking to online for like 6 months, who i met during HS freshman year, said she though she thought she already like me too much about a month ago. i loled and thought "well we'll see how that changes when we meet again". we FINALLY had our first date tonight, and she isn't turned off yet. YAY

—jizzgrenade

nice brother!! dude you're pretty much in after the first date. if you can swing it to the second one, then she's more than interested, and you've got a foot in door. the cock in the door comes maybe 3 dates later. I am going to be set up with an azn chick at a party in 2 weeks, I'm really anxious. We've seen each other's pictures and mutually think each other is hott, so I'm excited.

—anfernee

i was kinda scared that it didnt go so well, but then she texted me 10 min after i left and said she really wanted to see what it was like to kiss me but was kinda tipsy and didn't have the balls, so i'm guessing i'm just bad at taking hints lol.

it's such a weird sit. when you've been talking for months online, and are already into each other, but have yet to actually meet. it's something i really think the human being wasn't prepared for. fuckin awesome though, i didn't even have to try, and this chick who'd already been pining over me for a few weeks starts a convo with me, and a few months later we're dating. and the best part is that this is a sophomore whom i was into my freshman year of HS, who didn't give me a second thought. 7 short years later she's sending me emails, hitting on me. fuck i love technology.

even better, she was into coke when i first met her. since then she's gone separate ways from her addict mom, and respects her body more than i do, so like, the timing couldn't have worked out better

—jizzgrenade

talking online is weird.

I have a situation with one of my co-workers from the wag who I added on FB. We didn't really get a chance to know each other at work since we work in different departments, but after I quit we started "talking" on FB and out of nowhere he asked me if I wanted to go to dinner with him at some Italian restaurant and I told him that I don't do dinner dates and that we should do something else, and his response was "I wasn't thinking of it as a date...just to eat and know each other"

Just to eat...??? ugh. It made me feel like shit. Like I'm not worthy of going on a "date" with him. I think I need to get my head out of my ass and realize that not every guy who wants to hang out with me might be interested.

—Natalia Carolla

"...and realize that not every guy who wants to hang out with me might be interested."

Hah! they are.

He was probably just backpedaling, because you responded negatively to the word date.

—Kevin U.

^ troof

—pookie

Confirm.

—anobody

Like I'm not worthy of going on a "date" with him.

lena, you fucking retard, HE ASKED YOU OUT ON A DATE.

you're either looking for more validation from us, or you're denser than the core of the sun.

i don't know, maybe it's both.

—airking32

this gal who i'd been talking to online for like 6 months

is this the girl you're bringing to the show on friday?

—airking32

you're either looking for more validation from us, or you're denser than the core of the sun.

The most annoying thing there is that she doesn't even want to go on a date with him - she just wants to think that he'd want to go on one with her.

[grumble grumble girls grumble]

—anobody

LENA GO ON A DATE FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

—awag777

you're either looking for more validation from us, or you're denser than the core of the sun.

I think it's more of a low self esteem/modesty, which is a nice trait to find in girls.

—anfernee

tell him to take you to see human centipede.

—plurryho

He likes white girls. He's the type of guy who hangs out with a lot of females just as friends. I'm not looking for a friend, I'm tryna fuck....lol. If it's not gonna happen then I'm not gonna waste his time or mine. The only type of guys I can be friends with are the gay ones.

—Natalia Carolla

he was definitely asking you out, leens.

you don't do dinner dates...? i'd ask why, but i have a sneaking suspicion that i'd be disappointed with her answer..

lena, you really have to take a look at your life, and your prospective future. the longer you wait, the more uncomfortable you're going to be with the idea. i'm saying this because i care about you, and really want to get the chance to date-rape you, but I just don't see that happening with the way things are going.

you really have to start forcing yourself to do these things; we've seen you pass up opportunity after opportunity, and it's really not benefiting you in the long run.

even if the guy turns out to be weird, it's dating experience, which you desperately need, it'll probably give you some funny stories to tell your friends/us, and you will have gotten a free meal out of it. you'll be able to suss out jackasses earlier on in future dates, too.

the thing is, if you don't have the experience of dating, you won't know what to look for when you finally do start dating seriously. you won't be able to pick out signs of jackholes early on, and you may not realize when you've come across a keeper (cuz quidditch players are hot), because you wont have anything to compare them to.

lena, I'm just saying this stuff as a friend, and because i honestly believe it will make you a happier, and better person.

lol and yea AK, she's the gal whom i'll probably be coming with this friday. we're hanging out again tomorrow, and already seem to get along pretty well, so it shouldn't be too awkward at dinner ;)

EDIT: lena come to my place this thursday for a ROMANTIC DAAAATE, i DO NOT WANT TO BE FRIENDS, and there will be no eating (of food).

—jizzgrenade

I think it's more of a low self esteem/modesty, which is a nice trait to find in girls.

it is, and i agree that lena has low self esteem, but i mean, the guy asked her out in no uncertain terms. she said no. she is being fucking retarded, that's all there is to it.

If it's not gonna happen then I'm not gonna waste his time or mine.

it's not gonna happen if you SHOOT GUYS DOWN WHEN THEY APPROACH YOU. god, lena. what the hell is the matter with you?

—airking32

i would imagine his pussy backpeddling turned her off. if he'd just said "alright screw dinner, you wanna go out for drinks this friday?" or "you wanna come over to my place for drinks and a movie this saturday?" he might have had better luck

—jizzgrenade

that's so unrealistic, though. there is almost no such thing as a guy who puts himself out there, gets shot down outright, and throws his dignity to the wind to continue down the path.

and for good reason - we've had it hammered into us: if you get any response other than "yes, what time will you pick me up?" she's not interested.

—airking32

and there will be no eating (of food).

—jizzgrenade

LOL

—Nyarlaithotep

if he'd just said "alright screw dinner, you wanna go out for drinks this friday?" or "you wanna come over to my place for drinks and a movie this saturday?" he might have had better luck

—jizzgrenade

I'm gonna be completely honest right now, I was wishing he would saying something like that. Most girls would not be down with a guy asking them if they'd like to have sex, but I don't give a shit as long I am physically attracted to him. I was actually thinking about responding with "I just wanna have a good time" but then I thought about how crazy that might seem. I don't want to get married by age 25..I don't think about weddings like most girls I know. I have avoided that my entire life, and I'm not gonna start now. Call me weird but I don't give a shit. I see all these young couple who are bored with their relationship, and think why would I want something like that.

lena, you really have to take a look at your life, and your prospective future.

I have been thinking about this ever since I graduated from college about a year ago. Basically I realized how crappy my future will be if I don't 1) move out 2) move out of modesto and 3) never get laid.

When I was in college I was very optimistic about my future because I was constantly meeting new people each semester, thinking about that awesome job that will take me somewhere, but now that I'm done, I feel trapped.

It's really not that bad though, I just need to be independent and meet exciting new people in my life constantly, and I'll be good.

K I'm done talking about my sad life... don't yell at me stella.

Btw does stella have a bf? I don't recall her talking about one.

—Natalia Carolla

stella lives with her boyfriend.

I see all the young couple who are bored with their relationship, and think why would I want something like that.

you don't start a relationship feeling bored. there's a bunch of good times before boredom sets in.

unless you're pookie, in which case you stay madly in love forever.

—airking32

Btw does stella have a bf?

well, she did. but there's 3 rumors going around:

1) she traded him to queer gypsies for a large bottle of percocet.
2) she killed him.
3) she killed and ate him.

the variation on the 3rd is that she also fed his remains to a possum living underneath the house specifically raised by her for this purpose.

—plurryho

see, lena? it's so easy. if you get bored, just break his heart, feed him to a possum, and move on.

—airking32

yeah right, it's more like "is he cheating on me", "why did he glance over at that girl"..I wonder who he's texting.

have you men ever had a one night stand, or friends with benefit. How would you act if some chick told you she wanted to have sex?

—Natalia Carolla

it would depend on what she looked like. if i wasn't attracted to her, i'd just try to avoid contact. if i was, it'd be a huge turn on that she was so direct, and it'd be game on.

not in a million years would you have the balls to proposition a guy like that, so it's a moot point anyway.

—airking32

I would if I knew I wasn't going to be rejected.

—Natalia Carolla

i really don't think you would. you just don't have it in you.

(literally)

—airking32

1 TIME THE GUY WHO WORKS AT THE CINNABUN IN THE TRAIN STATION HAD THE SECURITY GUARD BRING ME OVER A FREE CINNABUN.

—mandee

I was actually thinking about responding with "I just wanna have a good time" but then I thought about how crazy that might seem.

that's what that girl supposedly said to whois, lol.

K I'm done talking about my sad life... don't yell at me stella.

it's not you it's all the people that repeat the same advice that you never listen to anyway. it's been going on for years. here goes my turn:

have you men ever had a one night stand, or friends with benefit. How would you act if some chick told you she wanted to have sex?

I have a boyfriend of many years that I live with, but before i got it out of my system I used to be a wild child (young and stupid) and had several guys i saw just to knock boots with. i never had any objections, like A&D said a female can pretty much get laid any time, any where and most guys aren't going to question it if you're up front about it. why do you "just want sex" and not a relationship though? why not just try to meet someone you like and let it happen from there? i doubt getting laid just for the sake of it would make things any better for you, it's not going to make you independent or feel less trapped. if you do go that route though just make sure you find someone that's mature enough not to need the chick to make him wait to "respect" you. they don't deserve it.

—stellagold

yes i've had a one night stand. and that's actually kinda how it happened. i was making out with this chick at a party and she asked if i wanted to have sex. I got a huge... grin, and it was game on, as AK said.

Lena, i can guarantee that if you ask ANY of the single TLCers in nor/central cal (me, anfernee, me, miguel) they'll go for it. hell even scott might squeeze you in for a threesome. in fact the only single guy on this board who might reject you in awag, if he's even single these days

on the flipside, you might get lucky and even tap somebody who's not even that into you. Ace occasionally talked about how awkward it is for men to turn women down, and mentioned that even if he didn't like a gal, if she put forth the effort, and actually asked him out, or tried to have sex with him, he'd still do it, just to avoid that awkward moment

—jizzgrenade

"or friends with benefit"

Yes, it's fun, but you have to end it after a few weeks or months, or someone gets attached. Probably not the most emotionally healthy thing to do, but everyone should try it.

—Kevin U.

Yeah - I've not been impressed with it, though I agree that it's probably a worthwhile experience.

—anobody

where's the guests?

I love simple weddings on a beach.

—Natalia Carolla

Lol, nice red herring to get people to stop talking about you.

Yeah that's a pretty nice wedding, did they have any guests though? The conch was a nice touch, I always think of Lord of the Flies when I see one.

ABM, one quick line of advice, I would advise not losing it to a hedonistic, apathetic bang-sesh, it might seem like a relief at first to finally lose the big V card, but you'll regret it over time, and it's way better to have someone that actually cares about you and is not just trying to get his nut. I lost my virginity to a one-night-stand and although it makes an excellent party story, if I could turn back time, I would have done it differently. Okay enough abm advice corner, I think she's getting uncomfortable, poor girl.

—anfernee

Lena's just horny.

—Kevin U.

—Dusty TheHick

SCORE! she's already a carolla fan :) we'll both be there friday, AK

—jizzgrenade

uh, the 8 year old kid is "beaming" because she was in transformers, and is soon to be the first person he masturbates to.

also, anfernee i totally agree. i couldn't have been happier when i lost my v card to a one night stand, and although it was nice to just get out of the way, i do wish i had waited to lose it to my next gf.

BUT, that's mostly because i took her virginity, so i could have been both of our first times, which would have been really cool. unfortunately lena has a much smaller chance of losing it to an also virgin person. so i dunno.

—jizzgrenade

I took a girl's v-card when she was in her early twenties and I was in my mid twenties. You don't realize how much difference practice makes until you do something like that. It felt like I was making out with someone in middle school -- not in the fun Mormon way, but in the playing against the junior varsity team kind of way.

—ZTgeist

Did you put your thumb in her ass? Girls like that.

—Dusty TheHick

I could build a house of cards with all the v-cards I've taken.

—catloaf

^took my vd-card

even if he didn't like a gal, if she put forth the effort, and actually asked him out, or tried to have sex with him, he'd still do it, just to avoid that awkward moment

i'm sure that's a huge load off her mind (lol load). "don't worry cuz even if a guy is repulsed by you he'll still bang ya so as not to hurt your feelings."

—stellagold

i'll bet catloaf could get knocked up during a lesbian encounter.

—airking32

already happened

—catloaf

MT PENIS BARELY SURVIVED THIS

—ZTgeist

LOL MT. PENIS.

—ZTgeist

this is the most disturbing doc ever - all the parts are on youtube.

—stellagold

my favorite drug factoid regards BTH, and actually came from dr drew: as bad as black tar heroin is, using it actually dramatically reduces your risk of catching HIV, as opposed to shooting regular h, coke, meth or whatever. this, however, is ONLY because of the fact that black tar heroin clogs up the syringes notoriously quickly, and because of that, its users are regularly forced into using new, sterile syringes.

—jizzgrenade

fuckin hell stella, your right.

btw, what the fuck was the mom thinking, telling her son that story of how he was conceived.

—jizzgrenade

4:30 into the third video... wow
(mouse story kinda reminds me of caller Kenneth)

—jizzgrenade

did you finish watching it? it gets worse. especially for jake and jessica.

—stellagold

requiem for a dream meets gummo?

—plurryho

that shit makes requiem look like an after school special

—stellagold

the curly hair kid with the backwards hat could be tummler.

i'm in. when i get time imma watch the other'uns.

—plurryho

k, let me know what you think, but don't say i didn't warn you. definitely some loveline themes in it, like the worst of the druggies talking about growing up being sexually abused and stuff.

my favorite drug factoid regards BTH, and actually came from dr drew: as bad as black tar heroin is, using it actually dramatically reduces your risk of catching HIV, as opposed to shooting regular h, coke, meth or whatever. this, however, is ONLY because of the fact that black tar heroin clogs up the syringes notoriously quickly, and because of that, its users are regularly forced into using new, sterile syringes.

i'll withhold comment on that questionable "factoid" until i know if you've watched that whole doc and plurry has had a chance to. i assume though that people shooting up BTH are probably shooting other drugs too. I wonder why needle exchange programs don't dispense single use syringes - needles that lock in place after being injected and can't be used again. maybe people wouldn't turn in as many used ones if they only got those in return, but it seems like a safer alternative. I learned about them from this article, about how in 3rd world countries like India even hospitals reuse syringes multiple times with different patients and spread hepatitis and hiv, and all these health orgs have tried but can't get them to stop because it's "part of their culture" (which is impossible to judge). Single use syringes were developed to try to stop it with some success, so it seems like iv drug users should be given them too.

from that article: All over India, children scavenge in the filth for discarded syringes to sell back to hospitals and quacks. The needles, used again and again, kill at least 300,000 people a year
:shiver: reading stuff like that makes me wanna sing the national anthem.

—stellagold

i'll withhold comment on that questionable "factoid" until i know if you've watched that whole doc and plurry has had a chance to.

hehe yea i finished it. crazy shit man. weird to think i walk through sf all the time, and may have seen one, if any of them are still goin. and yea i found kind of ironic that i'd posted that tidbit, but i maintain my support for it.

apparently it's because of two reasons. first is the fact that they replace them more often, and the other is that since bth clogs syringes, people clean them out more often, which can apparently help reduce the risk

—jizzgrenade

the chick that looked like a boy: wow. as a 5 year old, was fucked so hard by her grandpa, her hips were dislocated.

she and jake are surely dead by now.

i think tracey and spanky should have their own reality tv show. he needed some camera time. he appeared to be a speechless, drooling tard at the laundromat, and that's all we got of him.
i don't know why, but i enjoy her, sober and f'd up. it's horrible how she gets better looking as she gets strung out b/c the weight drops off. she needs a boob job though. looks like she was born with flapjacks.

—plurryho

I'm two vids in to this.

That one chick kinda reminded me of Paula Poundstone at first.

—Dusty TheHick

i think tracey and spanky should have their own reality tv show. he needed some camera time. he appeared to be a speechless, drooling tard at the laundromat, and that's all we got of him.

that part was hilarious.

i don't know why, but i enjoy her, sober and f'd up.
yeah, Tracey always kept some animation and personality.

it's horrible how she gets better looking as she gets strung out
the doc maker caught them all (other than oreo) just before they slid seriously downhill... like, they're virtually unrecognizable by the end.

—stellagold

lol yea the laundrymat scene was great.

and i was amazed at how much worse being strung out makes you look.

i also found it ironic that the only one go got sober was named alice

—jizzgrenade

I can thank Jennifer for showing me what Rachel Dratch would look like as a smack addict.

There are aspects of Tracey that remind me of Mandee.

—Dusty TheHick

really? like what?

—jizzgrenade

Christ, I forget now. Something about her personality...also something about her look.

—Dusty TheHick

yea, i can definitely see what you mean in the looks department

—jizzgrenade

tracey may have a touch of aspergers, or something, in addition to addiction. her personality is off.

she has a smartness about her. seems like she has a fairly decent processor in her head that's always chugging away, evidenced by her ability to deal on her own and not have to resort to hooking like the thicker, more out of control junkies. the fact that she left the guy for just a smattering of abuse was an interesting development.
who she replaced him with was mos def another.. i wish they would have had a few minutes of him talking. i want to see what comes out.

i don't think there is anything on the other side of jake, oreo, and the girl that looks like a boy whose name i can't remember. i get the feeling they have it in them to stab someone with glee and aplomb for a few lousy dollars.

—plurry

i get the feeling they have it in them to stab someone with glee and aplomb for a few lousy dollars.

they continue prostituting knowing they have the hiv, so wouldn't doubt it.

—stellagold

children scavenge in the filth for discarded syringes to sell back to hospitals and quacks.

wow, just wow, I just like to write stuff like this down on a post it note or a note on my iphone and whenever I'm having a shitty day, I look at it and think..."hmmm...yeah I should getting down on my knees and thanking God, not moping right now"

I fully intend to watch this entire doc, have faved it and bookmarked for next week.

—anfernee

Which doc? Don't want to sift through this entire thread.

—awag777

Just scroll up to the last video posted, you lazy fuck.

—Dusty TheHick

He's probably on his phone, it's harder on there.

—anfernee

lol i love you dusterz.

North Korea is such a weird place. This is a doc from an American guy going there. Seriously freaky.
part 1:

vbs.tv makes really, really well done shows and docs. For you pervs there's a series called "Shot By Kern" by Richard Kern, photographer of nekkid girls.

—stellagold

Stella is my new favorite person.

—ZTgeist

Interviewer: "uh, do you remember the first time you ever heard of richard?"

Model: "um, yea, i used to edit and publish this magezine called issue, and my boyfriend at the time was into richard's work beating off, and had one of his cards hanging at the office"

fixed

—jizzgrenade

—ZTgeist

I love the fact that jizz watches every fucking video someone posts on TLC no matter how boring they seem, haha that is so courteous. ilu jizz.

—anfernee

—ZTgeist

Surprise dutch, jewish.

—Natalia Carolla

actually, i usually just watch em till i nut. some take longer than others..

—jizzgrenade

I love the fact that jizz watches every fucking video someone posts on TLC no matter how boring they seem

lol anfernee thinks videos of nekid chicks are boring. there's an azn in the london episode.

—stellagold

my husband saw the still of the naked girls and was interested as well.

—stefanie

pshhht. what a weirdo.

—airking32

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

aah, the LONG video thread.

—000

lol this is too funny

—jizzgrenade

I have a feeling like Kathryn Schulz is a total freak.

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

Check out the girl from Glee drop science with Drew.

—ZTgeist

I dream of Bethany McLean spreading her legs for me while discussing finance.

—ZTgeist

i want cara santa maria's tight brown star.

—plurry

—ZTgeist

—ZTgeist

I love Christopher Hitchens. When you hit your knees tonight, ask God to love him too (just for sake of asteism).

• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddsz9XBhrYA

—ZTgeist

—Masteel

by the way, I had or may still have The God Delusion on CD, but I think I may have thrown it out. I like to listen to soothing voices on cd while I sleep (for the past year I've listened to The Universe In a Nutshell. Last night I dreamed I was Hawking's assistant, and was responsiple for meeting with biggie smalls at the hoover dam, on level 2 in the elevator that went down, and we were going to discuss smalls financing hawking. I was writing hawking's material, while simultaniously waiting for his obese black wife to wake up, on the airplane flight there, and was stressing because I wouldn't have the presentation done for smalls in time. And so Hawking was pissed at me, and was walking around with one hand in his pocket, while gesticulating wildly with the other, head down, brow furrowed, saying, "This deal has been my entire dream for my entire career, it HAS to go through!"

Then I woke up, felt like shit, and started posting on TLC, then I felt good and worked out, and now I feel like shit again.

Damn you Stephen Hawking!

EDIT: oh, and the reason I may have thrown out the god delusion is because Lala Ward is also a narator, and her voice jars me awake from the soothing sublime tones of Mr. Dawkins.

—Masteel

I'm trying to sympathize with Deborah Rhode, but I like hot chicks.

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ZT, do you know/have access to the books he was referencing at the begining of the lecure? Especially the "chaos" book that he said would change "25% of your lives"?

—Masteel

Hmm.... It's Human Behavioral Biology (BIO 150, BIO 250, HUMBIO 160). I was hoping Stanford's website would be cool enough to show the textbooks used in those courses, but apparently not. Could email him and ask? It worked the last time. Even though jizzgrenade did it.

—ZTgeist

Done, thanks!

—Masteel

I think the 10% - 40% figure might be a little high, although he may have been exaggerating for effect, or have access to new research that I didn't find. For instance, the study reported on here had it at around 4%.

• http://men.webmd.com/news/20050810/paternity-study-shakes-up-family-tree

—ZTgeist

I "disliked" this a few minutes it, and completely regretted it after listening to the rest of it.

—ZTgeist

• http://www.jewishtvnetwork.com/?bcpid=533363107&bctid=802338105001

—ZTgeist

I LOVE R. JAMES WOOLSEY LIKE ICE CREAM AND ENERGY DRINKS.

—ZTgeist

I guess this isn't a joke.

• http://www.blackbirdhome.com/

—ZTgeist

—leens

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• http://www.ceimh.bham.ac.uk/tv/SzaszPartTwo.shtml

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—Margin Walker

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Die Religion ... ist das Opium des Volkes.

—ZT-In-You

she may be worthy of the other thread about someone u wanna bang for brains as much as body. maybe. if only theyd pan back to show her body

—000

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her body >>>>> her brains

—ZT-In-You