The
Loveline
Companion

—Masteel

the clock

—000

masteel has fetish issues? shocking.

—plurry

french press?

—bguirk

& tourniquets. necessary supplies for the breakfast of champions.

—stellagold

i have no idea what any of that stuff is. i just know masteel has them, so it can't be good.

—plurry

well the picture's named "cockringsandjuice", so...

—stellagold

assuming i checked the properties.

—plurry

i can't imagine putting a tourniquet on my junk.

—plurry

i thought it was a french press too. but in reality it is a tng cup.

earl grey, hot.

—lexieho

in reality its a french press cup, that they used for tng, so to me it's a tng cup. It's Picard's. Tea, Earl Gray, HOT!

—Masteel

Also, I accidentally texted that pic to Chase Online Banking.

I was so worried, I thought I had sent it to a chick employee I supervise.....

—Masteel

lol dumbass

—Dusty TheHick

you're just jealous because I didn't put you on my mancrush list.

consider yourself officially added.

—Masteel

uber creepy

—jizzgrenade