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So, I got set-up on a blind date by my roommate's g/f and now it appears this girl won't leave. I'll be 27 in three weeks, and she just turned 20 a couple months ago. I feel weird about it because of the age difference. Plus, I think she has daddy issues. But, she's really into me...and I admit, I'm not that into her. What would you guys do. She's maybe a 6.5 on a good day.

—OneNutAaron

she's at your house?

—mandee

seven years ain't shit

—lexieho

it's a shame that she's blind, but i think you're making too big a deal about the age difference. the daddy issues would scare me off and i was only kidding about her being blind.

—pookie

Luanne set you up?

—Dusty TheHick

I'm married to a younger man. I'll be 39 in three weeks, and he'll be 33 in a couple months. I feel weird about it because of the age difference. Plus, I think he has daddy issues. But, he's really into me...and I admit, I'm not that into him. What would you guys do. He's maybe a 6.5 on a good day.

—catloaf

plurry aksed me to aks u hau big iz his c0ck.

—mandee

like a tour bus. fo reelz.

—catloaf

seven years ain't shit

bitches ain't shit.

like a tour bus

so really small when you compare it to my Space Shuttle booster rocket?

—bguirk

'zackly

—catloaf

as long as shes got a good body i say: GET IT ON!

—000

Why are men afraid of dating younger women?

—Natalia Carolla

immaturity.

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

Men aren't afraid of dating a younger woman, from my general experience. That's the way is SHOULD be due to girls developing more rapidly

—anfernee

women shouldn't be afraid of marrying younger men, that's the way it SHOULD be since men die earlier

—stellagold

But, she's really into me...and I admit, I'm not that into her.

buy "he's just not that into you" for her.

—stellagold

and stick your thumb in her butt. chicks dig that.

—catloaf

Hit it and quit it

—Duckalinie

buy "he's just not that into you" for her.

Hahahaha I love that. If I had the balls or lack of a conscience, I would totally use that.

—anfernee

Duckalinie = drake

—Dusty TheHick

lulz

tone in text is /amazing/

—anobody

Sell her in to the Japanese sex trade.

This is really not a question. You don't like her, she's not hot, and the longer you do it the more you're leading her on. It's only slightly novel because she's 20.

Unless you're a 5.5, take her to the Park-n-Ride and get her on the bus.

—ZTgeist

And by "get her," he means put your thumb in her ass. Girls like that.

—Dusty TheHick

take her to the park n ride

—mandee

be nice aaron. don't let this drag on. let her down easy.

—plurry

Dammit.....I kinda thought so.

—OneNutAaron

i think 20 is a bit young for 27. we should really arrange a chart though, of acceptable dating ages.

i suppose i'll do one.

KEY
X = not acceptable
/ = questionable
O = Acceptable

male.12.13.14.15.16.17.18.19.20.21.22.23.24.25.26.27.28.29.30
female
12..........O O O / X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
13..........O O O O / X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
14..........O O O O O / X X X X X X X X X X X X X
15..........O O O O O O / X X X X X X X X X X X X
16........../ O O O O O O O / X X X X X X X X X X
17..........X / O O O O O O O / X X X X X X X X X
18..........X X / / O O O O O O O / / X X X X X X
19..........X X X / O O O O O O O O 0 / / X X X X
20..........X X X X / O O O O O O O O O / / X X X
21..........X X X X X / O O O O O O O O O / X X X
22..........X X X X X / O O O O O O O O O O / X X
23..........X X X X X X O O O O O O O O O O O / /
24..........X X X X X X / / O O O O O O O O O O O
25..........X X X X X X / / / O O O O O O O O O O
26..........X X X X X X / / / O O O O O O O O O O
27..........X X X X X X / / / / O O O O O O O O O
28..........X X X X X X / / / / / O O O O O O O O
29..........X X X X X X X / / / / O O O O O O O O
30..........X X X X X X X X / / / / O O O O O O O

tell me what you guys think.

—jizzgrenade

i think you have a lot of time, and jizz, on your hands.

—stellagold

wowwww, fuck HTML

i'll fix it...

anyway. i've been dating/sleeping with an older woman, only by two years, but still. although it has nothing to do with our age difference, a funny thing happened today. i was doing her in the kitchen, she was on the counter (not sure if the position had anything to do with it) but i swear to god, the mother fucking instant i came, the condom broke, and even made a little popping noise. rushing for the plan B kinda sucked, but it was actually pretty cool. there was a little popping sound, like if you were to stretch a condom and poke your finger through it, and there was a slight sensation on the head of my dork of breaking through something (like a hymen maybe? ew..), which makes sense, but it was a really cool added touch to the climax. something i honestly wish i could replicate without repercussions..

just thought i'd share.

EDIT: actually stella, quite the contrary. i've recently been busier than i have been in years. spending time on useless, but mildly interesting tasks, is just one of the results of my ADD not being treated anymore. only took 7 minutes, anyway. also, this is my weekend

—jizzgrenade

um...nice.

—catloaf

—000

That reminds me of a chick I know....

The cat, I mean.

—Masteel

I can't imagine Ronald McDonald fucking.

—Natalia Carolla

clowns are creepy

—pookie

imagine ronald mcdonald and the burger king king 69ing. hello nightmares.

—plurry

lol lena honestly i can't really picture it either... kind of a weird image, eh? maybe i'll try it front of a mirror sometime...

—jizzgrenade

You'll be sorry.

—Dusty TheHick

if you say "Ronald McDonald" into a mirror 13 times at exactly 3:15 a.m. during a full moon nothing will happen

—catloaf

omg imma try it.

—mandee

lol catloaf. and yes, dusty, i agree. it's probably a bad idea

—jizzgrenade

Humper N Dumper

—Duckalinie

i think 20 is a bit young for 27. we should really arrange a chart though, of acceptable dating ages.

Dude, you wasted your time. There is an equation, and equations are infinitely better than charts.

Lowest Acceptable Age to Date or the LAAD = (Age/2) + 7.

That's it, it works every time. In Aaron's case, 27/2 = 13.5+7 for a solution of 20.5, so he's in the absolute valley of acceptability with his girl, therefore it's not weird. But If she gets any younger he's screwed. Equation works with all ages due to the constant of 7, in proportion of a young age where age gap isn't as acceptable, the 7 proposes a large increase, thusly on the flip side, in older crowds, 7 becomes somewhat of an arbitrary number where age gap isn't criticized as heavily.

—anfernee

Thanks for the equation anfernee. I think I've seen that before in the past somewhere, but couldn't remember the specifics of it. And although I appear to be within that timeframe with this girl, I think I'm going to end it with her tomorrow. I took her to dinner on Friday, but she started talking about break-ups (thus I couldn't do it then)...so Monday is the next best option.

—OneNutAaron

equation in relation to the boys i date.
i'm nineteen but i should be:
25
23 1/2
22
21

—lexieho

Age ain't nothin' but a number. Don't get it twisted bitches.

—Natalia Carolla

dr. drew wouldn't agree with you.

—plurry

Plato came up with the 1/2 your age +7 equation---people didn't exactly live that long back then though and it gets damn creepy when you apply it to 7 year olds.

—bguirk

not platonic at all.

—lexieho

also age isn't just a number...it's crazy dating older men. crazy.

—lexieho

Tell her that you don't think she is ready for what you're looking for. Then, put your thumb in her ass. I heard girls like that.

—whoisnumbaone

Plato came up with the 1/2 your age +7 equation---people didn't exactly live that long back then though and it gets damn creepy when you apply it to 7 year olds.

—bguirk

I always thought it was Aristotle. Maybe I'm remembering wrong.

—Nyarlaithotep

I'm starting to think it was neither since I "learned" the Plato one in a programming class. Wiki has no love for it.

—bguirk

HIYA WHOIS!

—pookie

i hope you were joking about plato, guirk.

—jizzgrenade