The
Loveline
Companion

Why can't menses smell like Fruit Loops?

—ZTgeist

chix0r's bellybutton smells like fruity pebbles

—catloaf

o rly?

—plurry

It was skittles.

—Dusty TheHick

DAMMIT! I WAS SO CLOSE!

—catloaf

Huh. I thought it was semen.

—Sheena

Maaaaaaaan, I HATE a stinky cootch.

—Dusty TheHick

racist!

—catloaf

I said "cootch," not "coon."

—Dusty TheHick

racist!

—catloaf

hey guys i'm on my period.

—lexieho

congratz on ur womynhood

—mandee

it hurts : (

—lexieho

me too, lex. i wonder if all our cycles are in sync.

—pookie

^ oh my

—pookie

hello delete button

—lexieho

gross

—Dusty TheHick

speaking of tampons my dad had a heart attack today.

—bguirk

gross —Dusty TheHick

Just imagine that it tastes like Fruit Loops.

—ZTgeist

speaking of tampons my dad had a heart attack today. —bguirk

How is he doing?

—ZTgeist

OK. Hard to tell really. He's second guessing his life. I wish I had typed "wife."

—bguirk

that sucks! i hope he's ok. hows he doing?

speaking of heart attacks, there were two weird health incidents at work for me today, one dog had a 5min seizure, and then this pug threw up, reared up on his his legs, still vomiting, fell on his back, then rolled around for a while. scary a hell.

edit: oops nvm the first part

—jizzgrenade

sorry, guirk. that's a scary experience to have to go through for everyone involved. the fact that he survived it bodes well for him in that now he's aware that he needs to give attention to his cardiac health. if he follows a good program, he should live a long life.

—pookie

awww guirk, lemme know if you need a consolation hj

—catloaf

yes.

—bguirk

Anobody will be there shortly.

—Dusty TheHick

we only jack each other off verbally. I need the real thing.

—bguirk

you announced your father's heart attack in the tampon thread? smooth.

how old is he? how much coke did he do in the 80's?

—plurry

yes, 60, zero.

—bguirk

Your dad is only 60? Damn, my dad was 68 when he passed away and I'm 24.

Ya know the weird thing is that I now feel....free? I just feel like I want to abandon everything and start over. Kinda like being reborn. idk..

I'm not sure what the correct word to use is.

—Natalia Carolla

Damn, my dad was 68 when he passed away and I'm 24.

We had my son when I was 34 which sort of freaks me out, so I'm always happy to hear about older fathers, especially when I think about child #2 (who if I can pull it off will be the anti-christ). I've been spoiled to be able to pick my Dad's brain for the last 35 years and I hope to do it for ate least another two decades.

I just feel like I want to abandon everything and start over. Kinda like being reborn. idk..

I get that, but I don't feel that way personally. For the most part my Dad just set a good example and let me find my way. I had some rocky patches, but I've made a decent life for myself. One of my uncles is the domineering "you must achieve x by age y to appease me" father and his kids have a PhD and an MD between them, but they are socially crippled. My brother and I are pretty far from that mold, but in our own ways found our bliss and I think that's all Dad or I can ask for. That's my long way of saying I'll miss my Dad terribly when he dies and I hope he's around for a lot longer.

—bguirk

I'm not sure what the correct word to use is.

liberated

—catloaf

...and it's normal.

—Dusty TheHick

no.

—Natalia Carolla

No, it is...I've been there.

—Dusty TheHick

It is totally normal. Ir's normal to feel 8 different ways about it.

—bguirk