The
Loveline
Companion

It's been awhile, but I'm back. What's new?

—I Say Good Day

catloaf is not preggers

—pookie

not to be rude, but I Said Good Day has never been a regular. Long time member, rare poster.

—bguirk

^ but never a douchbag, so always welcome

—pookie

Kinda like me, though I used to post tons (although you'd never really be able to discern a personality out of all those posts) except that when I come back I don't care what has been going on.

However, I was thinking the sane thing you were bguirk. And I'm not just saying that because of my huge man-crush on you.

—Masteel

^ do a smell a love connection?

—pookie

i say good day met drew.. and he's a brother. so, he has that going for him.

—plurry

OK, he's in. let's tell him everything. I just don't get the 200 posts in 5 years thing. It's semi-creepy. even oh-for posts moar.

still, he's in. lexie can add him to her list.

—bguirk

i'm tired of being the butt of everyone's jokes.

lol butt.

—lexieho

i think this is him.

we have lax rules of acceptance for the brother-man so this place doesn't come across as a klan rally.
shitlick set us back to the 50's. we're still trying to make up ground.

—plurry

jk.

masteel is a creeper.

—lexieho

maybe it's because black people are so much more chill than white people....white people suck.

i told my poetry class that i was raised by a black woman and there was such an awkward silence..i don't think they believed me.

—lexieho

shitlick set us back to the 50's. we're still trying to make up ground.

—plurry

When this forum hits the 60's... look out.

—Nyarlaithotep

laith are you going to the scifi/phantasy short film festival this weekend at the scifi museum/emp?

you should, my brother and i are going, we haven't decided on which set yet.

—lexieho

I didn't know anything about that, actually...

—Nyarlaithotep

link to empsfm.com

i can't decide which set looks better, kit wants to go to both. dilemma-rama.

obviously nanosporin AI and die schneider krankheit are on the top my list.

—lexieho

is that the cousin of neosporin?

—plurry

laith! its tonight, aren't you coming? email me! hurry

—lexieho

Whoops. I kinda forgot all about it. It started at 4, right?
Sorry about that...

—Nyarlaithotep

Laith, you missed out. She was all hot and bothered to meet you. How could you forget??

—Masteel

It's a Lexie Let Down on this episode of TLC.

—ZTgeist

ugh. drunk texts from masteelio : (

scifi fest was ok.... some were good and some made my eyes bleed.

—lexieho

Awww but I love u Lexie!! Drunk is bad but.... Um whatever

—Masteel

imma send yall drunk texts

—mandee

I need every TLCer to email me their phone number.

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

kevin send me your phone number.
i'll send you pictures of my cock.

—mandee

Kevin, check my facebook page...or do you still want I should email it?

—Dusty TheHick

facebook works

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

Why does he need numbas?

—awag777

kevin knows my deets and i've never had any problems. but i think he's joking about needing everyone's phone numbers.

—pookie

Figured he was, but then Dusty offered his up.

—awag777

kevin i swear to allah that if i don't receive a text from you soon, i'm going to shit on the floor.

—mandee

^ ditto.

ps. jesus christ masteel is a creeper. i can't believe he posted that on the forum. yuck

—lexieho

i can't either. yuck. i was totally shit faced.

—Masteel

masteel blacked out and puked on my chest : (

—lexieho

she loved it.

—Masteel

you mean his cock puked on your chest.

—plurry

plurry. talk to me.

—lexieho

i have to return some video tapes.

—plurry

ffffffffffffff video tapes? ok dinosore!

—mandee

ugh. i just explained to my mom how plurry, ben, and masteel are all related.

awkward.

—lexieho

so, you told her we're contestants on pedoph-isle?

—plurry

lolgasm

—lexieho

tell ur mom i sed hai. DO IT

—mandee

1-800-gay-bars

—monkeyfart

i just explained to my mom how plurry, ben, and masteel are all related.

and just like that I'm out of the running. oh well bguirk, it's not like you haven't been here before. DON'T CRY! Get your shit together bro. You ARE awesome. OK, wait for it:

hey lexie. I heard you don't like people spewing on your chest? Me neither.

—bguirk

bguirk i talk about you to my mom all the time.

—mandee

I have no idea why you would say that.

—bguirk

IM JUST SHARING

—mandee

well maybe if bguirk talked to me ever...

—lexieho

don't worry you'll get your chance bguirk/lexie, the weekend after this one, it's on! We are so road tripping to your place bguirk. Actually, meet us in the hotel bar, so your wifey is non the wiser.

—Masteel

when will I get my christmas cards?

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

lol some day

—mandee

mandee and lexie have both sent me charming hand-drawn pictures before. Sometimes I feel like the guy from American Beauty.

—ZTgeist

the weekend after this one, it's on!

not a good weekend for me. my kid's birthday, family in town....yes I'll need several drinks just to cope, but leaving the house for them is out of the question.

edit: in general most weekends are bad for me--they're dedicated to my kid. I could maybe pledge one night sometime, but I'm up there often enough too. Worst case scenario is October again, but I could see sooner.

—bguirk

woah....ok i really think you need to get your priorities in order. if you think your kid is more important than masteel and i....yesh. you need therapy.

—lexieho

are yall gonna touch ur penises together?

—mandee

i was thinking that we could just poop back and forth for a couple of hours.

—lexieho

ewww is Masteel one of those guys that says "I love you" waaaay too soon? I've only said "I love you" to 3 girls, and only meant it to one of the girls. 1 of them was forced (no joke, she was a crazy for sure, japajew...bad combo) and the other I thought I did, but I just loved the whole sticking my stick in her yum yum hole part, it was high school, I was an immature horny boy can you blame me?

I'm gonna give Masteel the benefit of the doubt and say he was just drunk and being amorous and as far as Fuck or Fight, he's a definite Fucker (the literal kind) when drunk.

PS, Masteel, from your photos I've ascertained that you have an iPhone, I'm not going to give you my number, but download the app WordsWithFriends and then search for me, my Nickname is "Suckafish" with a frog after it.

—anfernee

^ are you high?

—lexieho

"I love you" to 3 girls, and only meant it to one of the girls.

you need to add "when I'm inside you." it works for about two weeks.

—bguirk

lol^, I must say bguirk's funny bone has been tickled lately, (sounds sexual, but I promise it's not) I read posts on here for the first time in at least a month last night and I must say I probably laughed at bguirk's posts the most out of everyone lately.

^ are you high?

No, why do you insinuate that? I really have given up weed forever, or at least until they legalize it. It just doesn't match with my personality.

—anfernee

thanks dude.

—bguirk

japajew...bad combo

is that like crossing a chihuahua with a poodle?

—plurry

i wanna change the name labradoodle to poo-retriever

—jizzgrenade

^ nice

—pookie

My girlfriend's dog retrieves poo from the litter box all the time.

—ZTgeist

dogs enjoy shit too much for me to take them seriously.

—plurry