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what's happened here over the last three weeks?

—jizzgrenade

i'm pregnant... it's dusty's.

—plurry

i'm pregnant too...it's bguirk's.

—Dusty TheHick

i'm also pregnant... it's my wife's.

—mandee

i'm pregnant too...it's bguirk's.

—Dusty TheHick

"someone" who has my back in all situations is going to push you down the stairs into a pile of hangers.

—bguirk

Oh...you didn't hear? We banned you.

—Mayonnaise

and....

I'm NOT pregnant!

dun dun DUNNN

—catloaf

I wish I could add this whole thread to my profile.

—Nyarlaithotep

the most exciting piece of news is that, after suggestion by yours truly, masteel and lexie met irl, and are now butt buddies.

lena's dad died.

catloaf isn't pregnant.

dusty is doing more lurking than posting.

MF changed his screen name to d'arcy, then made a resolution to stop posting here.

mandee's drinking is spiraling out of control. she also likes to hack on her foot, and posted a pic.

i almost got back together with an ex, but that appears to be dead in the water, although i'm not counting out the possibility somewhere down the line.

and that's almost a newsletter.

—plurry

I hooked up for the first time in almost two years. True story.

—OneNutAaron

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the most exciting piece of news is that, after suggestion by yours truly, masteel and lexie met irl, and are now butt buddies.

—plurry

Thanks, I really felt this news hasn't been given the propper spotlight and adoration.

—Masteel

who was it with? did you touch her pussy? on a scale of 1-20, how much do you like pussy? plz use whole numbers. thank you. i look forward to your response.

—mandee

I hooked up with smoking hot girl, but then she went batshit crazy and apparently is afraid by commitment and I give off a "i want commitment vibe" and she's since dialed back talking to almost none after having hung out a week straight a week and a half ago.

Also I'm 20 now.

Also I am now the campaign manager for a guy running for my district's state representative spot.

—awag777

wow good times awag.

is mf staying true to his word?

ahh mandee, what thread are the pics in.

sorry to hear about ur dad lena.

—jizzgrenade

Also I'm 20 now.

congratulations. you have officially lasted longer as a virgin than me although I was just a technical virgin at that point. You might as well just declare yourself Jesus' bitch (new t-shirt idea!) and be done with it.

Also I am now the campaign manager for a guy running for my district's state representative spot.

—awag777

what's his issue? I could help you win. seriously.

—bguirk

I give off a "i want commitment vibe"

Ya think?

—Dusty TheHick

dammit jizz, aren't you glad to hear i'm NOT pregnant? jeez...

—catloaf

what's his issue? I could help you win. seriously.

What do you mean what's his issue? He isn't a one issue guy. Running against a 38 (maybe 40) year incumbant. Lost in '08 by 26 points.

—awag777

26 points? eesh. good luck buddy. Did they re-draw the district? For you-- go for the experience and don't worry about winning. Put him up in front of every audience the two of you can find--especially old people, but unless there's some statewide Republican whose coattails you can latch onto and pray for disenfranchisement you're pounding sand. I've seen Dems swing a vote 4-8 points on a repeat raced based on registrations/GOTV, but that's never been a republican strong suit. If you can get it into the low teens you'll be able to say "look what I did."

Are you in touch with your caucus leaders?

What do you mean what's his issue? He isn't a one issue guy.

well he'd better figure out how to be one for a few months. Do you really think many people give two shits about the full list of beliefs held by their state rep let alone state senator? If you disbelieve me on this have someone who's been in the game for awhile lend you the DVD for a state house focus group. It'll make you want to cry and move to Canada. You'll be lucky to get them to pay attention to one issue--hopefully one your opponent is weak on. Start those letters to the editor of every major, local, weekly, and neighborhood rag to get that earned media (have him sign them) and pray for a follow up story. if you don't come out swinging against a 26 point incumbent who's just happy to be there he won't even give you the time of day.

even if you ignore all of the above--you'd do well to avoid taking the advice of your candidate as to what to do. a lobotomized ape should be able to at least not let their opponent get into the 60's/70's. seriously seek out a mentor in your legislative caucus--it's your only hope.

—bguirk

make him repeat over and over: "i'm gonna send a message to those fat cats in washington!"

Are you in touch with your caucus leaders?

especially the big black caucus.

/adam

—plurry

the novelty sideburns and handlebar mustache are level one. obviously. The right monocle and cane combo could also do wonders.

—bguirk

Is there an odor to the caucus?

—Dusty TheHick

Oh it's definitely not about winning. He's a friend of mine, and it's all about being able to put "Chair of so and so for District xx". We figure with the Republican tide this year, along with the fact that the kids who were in the dorms (Where he polled 46% compared to 48% for the incumbent) are now in the other parts of the district, we can at least come close to getting the 37% that was the record for most percentage for a challenger.

—awag777

congratulations catloaf, it's a boy girl period!

—jizzgrenade

epic lol

—plurry

^^attn: Laith

—Dusty TheHick

I hooked up with smoking hot girl, but then she went batshit crazy and apparently is afraid by commitment and I give off a "i want commitment vibe" and she's since dialed back talking to almost none after having hung out a week straight a week and a half ago.

What is classified as hooking up? And WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE GIRLS that are afraid of commitment???!?!?! Cause I keep seeming to get the other ones who ONLY want that and make all sorts of future plans when I don't even intend on being around that long (hello valentine's day, f you!) and are at the same time INSANELY jealous. I mean I don't like to juggle girls but dayumn, I have 2 azn's right now that are like the exact same when it comes to commitment and jealousy, and I'm convinced if they found each other they'd start fighting and then make amends and then proceed to cut my balls off.

And here's awag with these chicks that just want to hook up and then not talk to you ever again. Let's switch. Send me some azn bitches and I'll send all the white chicks that are interested in me but the feeling is not mutual your way. I don't know how they'll feel about relocating to Minnesota, but whatchagonnado.

—anfernee

And WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE GIRLS that are afraid of commitment???

afraid of commitment girls are either :

a. in college
b. afraid of committing to awag
c. all of the above.

—bguirk

i was always afraid of commitment. i made an exception for my husband, but that was the only time.

—pookie

do you introduce him as your "first husband?"

—bguirk

^ you are such a heaving brat

—pookie

And WHERE THE FUCK ARE THESE GIRLS that are afraid of commitment???

Try getting excessively into one and pushing a little too hard hard and you might find them.

—anobody

awag's "afraid of commitment" girls would want commitment if the guy they were dating was banging them. they just sense awag is a virgin and don't want the responsiblity.

—stellagold

awag, do you tell them that you won't have sex with them until they are married to you?

edit: lol loafie

—pookie

in that case, *I'M* married. how you doin' awag?

—catloaf

iaw stella

—Dusty TheHick

awag's "afraid of commitment" girls would want commitment if the guy they were dating was banging them. they just sense awag is a virgin and don't want the responsiblity.

Ah... there is that.

—anobody

i think you guys are being a little hard on the awag.

—plurry

pun intended?

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion