The
Loveline
Companion

this shit is going to be bananas.

—plurry

what does it do?

—Natalia Carolla

kidding ?

—anobody

Hi, anobody.

—Dusty TheHick

Hi, Dusty.

I'm in a crap mood.

—anobody

i just figured out what this thread is about......it's been too long.

—lexieho

could heidi possibly be any uglier? could rodman possibly be a bigger dick?

—plurry

shh...i'm not watching it!

—lexieho

that's your problem.

wow. a physically abused female country music singer. scrape me off the floor.

—plurry

drink more red wine and then it will all start to make sense.

—lexieho

drink it? i'll inject it into my weeping abscess instead. i'm hardcore like that.

—plurry

that sounds hot, take pictures.

we should talk more often....it reminds me of tumbling towers*

*knockoff version of jenga...no-one ever has a clue what i'm talking about when i say tumbling towers...fuck you, brand names!

—lexieho

i'm always sad when the show is over. addicts feel like the brothers and sisters i never had.

—plurry

I thought your were talking about a control register

—Natalia Carolla

soooo excited for BOB!!!

really not looking forward to the return of kari ann.

i loved the smile on heidi's face when shelley was talking to her. heidi luvs shelley. she knows she's a total badass.

—mandee

heidi is sooo gross i cant even look at her, the extra inflated upper lip pushes her over the edge. didnt like much about this episode.

—000

yeah, i mean wtf with that upper lip heidi? i'd sue the living piss out of the doctor that did that to me.

how deluded can you get? was she gazing in the mirror one day, coming to the conclusion that if she only had a permanent fat upper lip she's be better looking?
lol rearranging deck chairs on the titanic. more like rearranging broken deck chairs on the titanic at the bottom of the ocean.

i'm wondering if mike starr a native american.

we're getting close to being able to field a celebrity rehab band: adler on drums, starr on bass, mindy, jessica sierra, nikki mckibbon, or seth with vocals. just need to add a six stringer.

—plurry

why isn't tom sizemore in that picture?

—stellagold

Hi, Stella.

—Dusty TheHick

hi dusterz

—stellagold

he just farted

—000

he has a smelly thumb

—stellagold

there is a happy girl nearby.

—plurry

funy how they beep out "mother" this season. blame the lawyers.
3 people dont think they have a substance abuse problem at all. maybe they dont.
rodmans acting like the staff sentenced him to rehab. thats gotta suck. wonder what he did for the court to give him the rehab/jail option.
makenzie had/has a very scary life. still incest with dad?!? mindy doesnt wana take blame for anything thats happened to her, maybe shes semi inocent, but certainly not as inocent as she says. sounds like her mom screwed her very badly with tha baby. i kinda feel bad for her if it really went down like that.
heidi, who i shall call Hidi(eous) hates sizemore. and hes gonna be in the house?!? at least she doesnt smoke! kinda neat we got to hear about shelleys drug and prostitution past.

—000

still incest with dad?!?

I doubt it...He's dead.

—Dusty TheHick

don't knock necrophilia until you've tried it.

—plurry

Amen to that.

—Sheena

deja vu

—lexieho

really not looking forward to Heidi Fleiss. She's sooo damaged. 4 weeks won't even put a dent in it.

—bguirk

I can't even look at her without feeling uncomfortable.

—awag777

she looks like a scarecrow.

—plurry

she looks like iggy pop but even more fucked up.

—mandee

Heidi Fleiss is awesome.

She is so extremely honest, how can you not appreciate that? Seriously.

Also, why is the country music singer chick having a seizure, if she's not on any meds? I'm going with xanax withdrawal, so I bet she is on more than .5 mg.

—Masteel

i don't have a problem with her personality. it's that fat upper lip, meth face that's so disturbing, it's hard to notice anything else. i feel for her though. i know what it's like to become an island unto yourself, then sort of 'come to' (aka stop using) and notice there's no one left to talk to.

and yeah, seizures can be caused by benzodiazapine or alcohol withdrawal. might be a one-two punch in her case.
has to do with GABA levels becoming reliant on pills (i.e. xanax, klonopin, ativan, valium) and/or booze. when you stop, takes awhile before the brain begins producing adequate levels on its own.

there are certain anti-depressants (wellbutrin is one) you absolutely cannot take with booze or benzo cessation because of increased risk of seizure.

—plurry

where is kari ann? she's part of CR, right?

—lexieho

i used to take wellbutrin and get crunk a lot. maybe that's why it didn't work.

—mandee

KA will join later. she'll follow rico and seth in CR'ers added in after the start.

though i can't say for sure, i'll bet that she went from PRC sex rehab to a facility better equipped for those with mental health issues.

mandee, that shouldn't have prevented it from working, but probably increased the effects of the alcohol.

—plurry

Jill's blog sort of hinted that KA is not OK.

—bguirk

i made a completely untrained, unqualified assessment that she is borderline. those with this condition are very hard to treat because they subconsciously go out of their way to have therapists, doctors, essentially everyone appear to fail them in an attempt to perpetuate abandonment.

on the other hand, if she was hiding a profound substance addiction, it may be just that, but it seems like more with her.

—plurry

lol profound

—lexieho

Loveline - 2010-01-12 (Mackenzie Phillips)

—plurry

caught some of this last night. apparently Mackenzie is the unit's resident narc.

—bguirk

I remember her from 'So weird' on Disney.

—Sheena

same, dude

—mandee

I had the biggest 10 year old crush on Fi from So Weird.

—awag777

I remember her from One Day at a Time and American Graffiti.

lol I'm old.

—Dusty TheHick

I hope CR3 will be on Demand soon.

—Sheena

it's on in a half hour. woohoo!

—plurry

these faggots are still rehearsing in the living room. i'm going to be really passive aggressive and ignore that they are there and just turn on the tv.

—mandee

next chance you get, steal their flip flops.

—plurry

lololol i could have waited another 10 minutes, but not only did i turn it on now, but i also stopped the recording of 30 rock.

—mandee

speaking of passive aggressive.

my mom is mad at me right now and she turned of the dryer with my wet clothes in it "supposedly" to hear the tv better. yeah, right, mom!

—lexieho

what is the tv doing near the dryer?

—plurry

i generally think i'm too passive and need to step up the aggressive.

ok it's starting!

—mandee

garage -> laundry room -> kitchen/living room.

omg my google earth pic was updated..now you can see the prius parked in the garage, exciting.

—lexieho

my day is automatically better now that i've seen bob forrest.

—mandee

mike is so gross. shelley should have made him clean up his own puke. she should have shoved his nose in it like a puppydog.

—mandee

shirley is about to lay the smack down on dennis.

—plurry

dennis' lips are so big. i feel like they are about to bust through his lip ring. it's so distracting.

—mandee

mike looked like he was going to take a shit on the table.

i think bob is on his 3rd hat of the episode.

—mandee

i think dennis and heidi should have a lip-off.

—plurry

i don't understand why it would be even remotely a good idea to have tom sizemore and heidi in rehab together.

—mandee

lol pink dot

—plurry

they've really been building up this mindy seizure. it better be fucking amazing. i know it'll end up a disappointment though.

—mandee

mandee, tom & heidi used to date until he beat the crap outta her.

—pookie

yeah i know. so why would dr. drew allow them to be in rehab together?

booo seizuregate continues next week. lol at mindy's reaction. "She's dead!"

—mandee

i'm always so sad when it's over.

—plurry

maybe tom hit her so hard in the upper lip. it stayed fat permanently

—000

Heidi looks like a skull with eyebrows and a fat upper lip painted on. From the stories they told on TACS I thought Mindy would be near stark raving mad. They'd better mention that sick fuck Roger Clemens on this series. what an asshole.

—bguirk

heidi looks fucked up, but i like her.

—mandee

booo seizuregate continues next week.

they basically showed that she's fine by next episode. I don't mind the stunt editing as long as they don't make it too hacky. Mike was freaky.

does anyone think Shelly sort of brings the "You're a cunt!" stuff on herself? they make a big deal portraying her as a professional, yet only KA has pulled that on Drew and I can't think of others on the staff getting abused like that.

—bguirk

i'm making a prediction that jwoww from jersey shore will be on the next celebrity rehab.

—mandee

During the tribute Dr. Drew mentioned that Binzer's problems with addiction continued after Sober House 1, eventually leading Binzer to take part in Sober House 2. Dr. Drew said that after the filming of Sober House 2 Binzer finally appeared to be on the correct path and is doing "fantastically.

I was at one time resistant to Patton's comments about CR on the Adam-cast, but I'm starting to buy in. SH2 will be Seth's 4th show. WTF? Does this mean we get two more with KA? I don't think I could take that.

—bguirk

shelly is a warrior. she has a right to be proud for breaking through to the other side, so to speak.
she has to appear strong in the face of what these people throw at her. sometimes they interpret that as "cunt".
addicts shred people because they're miserable coming down/off. they project these horrible feelings on to others in an attempt to make them feel their pain. it's this projection that crumbles co-dependents, who always find a way to support/enable the disease.

she's chiseled. hell, who wouldn't be with what she does?

ilu shelly the shark.

—plurry

I love her too, but she seems to genuinely get upset about it and I wonder if at this point she should or has a right to.

—bguirk

how about lisa and the rocking back and forth in bed with the pillow over her head? she's all "you're not raping me! i can't feel you raping me! that's not my mom's boyfriend's cock in my ass! it's not really happening!"

poor girl. i joke, but i really do feel for her.

joey is bluto/brutus from popeye.

—plurry

shelly is so thin she seems very fragile. i worry for her. glad she doesnt smoke.
i still think they should let em sleep in late as hell. `pissed rocker makes it seem like the detox meds dont help enough

—000

detox meds include a speck of valium, and probably a large dose of an anti-psychotic. he won't get high off that, and that's what his body is used to. he's basically going to have to have one hell of a constitution to get through this. i don't think i could ever handle/face such misery. he's courageous for trying in light of the massive amount of hard drugs he's used to on a daily basis.

—plurry

^ Yeah, I couldn't even imagine.

I just started the season. I am watching the first episode now.

Does anyone know how far apart 'sex rehab' and CR3 are filmed?

Edit. Dennis is making me uncomfortable not because he is black.

But because he is angry and black.

—Sheena

he makes me miss rodney king who was black and delightful.

—mandee

yeah rodman is creeping me out. i used to be madly in love with him but now he's gross and creepy. and i can't understand a damn thing he says.

—catloaf

is it that he has changed or that you've matured ?

—anobody

Does Sex Rehab only have 8 episodes? I wanted to DL it on xbox live, but there's only 8 episodes showing, it that correct?

Love this season's CR. It's very good. Only thing better would be to have Rico back on it, I liked him.

—Masteel

And Gary Busey.

Can't wait till Sizemore shows up.

—Masteel

is it that he has changed or that you've matured ?

about 30/70

—catloaf

only 8 episodes showing, it that correct?

that is correct, sir.

—plurry

Jeff Conaway Hospitalized -- Badly Injured

Jeff ConwayJeff Conaway from "Grease" was rushed to a Los Angeles hospital today -- and according to his girlfriend, he suffered devastating injuries.

Jeff's girlfriend, Vikki Lizzi, tells TMZ Jeff fell down a staircase this morning at his home and suffered a broken hip, a broken arm, a fractured neck and a brain hemorrhage.

Vicki says Jeff is currently in the emergency room and will undergo surgery on his broken hip.

—pookie

i think she pushed him.

—mandee

she probably did, but hes better off dead anyhow

—000

he probably ran out of pain meds, so he threw himself downstairs to get more.

i can see him at the top of the stairs.. "hello, fentanyl patch, here i cooooommmeeeeee!!!"

—plurry

UPDATE. DREW IS ON THE CASE:

Jeff Conaway has fought a lot of battles for his health. This one may be his biggest.

The Grease and Taxi star, and two-time participant in Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, has suffered extensive injuries after falling down a staircase in his Los Angeles home.

The actor's girlfriend, Vikki Lizzi, has a dire prognosis.

"Jeff thinks these are his final days," she tells E! News exclusively. "The story is very complicated, which is why I have to tell it."

Manager Phil Brock adds that Conaway "is undergoing surgery on his hip right now."

Despite earlier comments from Conaway’s agent, Jay Schachter, about the 59-year-old actor suffering a brain hemorrhage and broken neck, Brock tells E! News he can only confirm that Conaway suffered the broken hip. (When informed of Brock's remarks, Schacter recanted his prior statement.)

Brock also says that he understands Conaway’s fall took place in his kitchen and that it is his second recent accident.

“This is the culmination of four months of health problems. He fell four months ago and has had trouble with stability and walking since,” Brock says.

Meanwhile, a source close to the actor tells E! News that Dr. Drew Pinsky has once again been involved in treating Conaway in recent weeks.

Get well, Kenickie!

—pookie

Get well, Kenickie!

—pookie

step one to his recovery--forgetting about Kenickie.

—bguirk

^ that's not likely to happen since the "get well kenickie!" part was part of the article from E! entertainment news. he can't forget if the media doesn't let him forget.

—pookie

kenickie: nevar 4get

—mandee

Get well Bobby Wheeler?

—Dusty TheHick

^ yer so cute. i was surprised at how much he has done. i only knew about grease and taxi.

• jeff's credits

—pookie

highlights of his career include 2 episodes of matlock, 1 episode of the love boat, and of course his starring role as sheriff dan patterson in the utah murder project.

—mandee

don't forget to mention murder she wrote and bikini summer 2.

—pookie

how could i forget bikini summer 2

—mandee

time to get rehab on.

—plurry

okay, i've seen mindy's seizure 3 times in the last 8 minutes. fucked out.

—plurry

shit. i'll have to catch the rerun at 11. jersey shore finale is my current priority.

—mandee

i question your commitment to sparkle motion.

—plurry

i like how tom walked out with a newspaper under his arm like he was off to take an urgent shit.

—plurry

uh-oh CR3 and star trek: first contact...on at the same time.

i think the winner is obvious.

plus i have a standing CR3 date tomorrow.

—lexieho

mindy's situation with the head trauma and alcohol abuse, which has made her susceptible to seizures, was fascinating to me. they need to show every alcohol/drug abuser a brain image to show them what they are doing to themselves.

addicts are sometimes moved by physical evidence like this.

now i want an image of my brain soooo bad. if it was all fucked up, i'd make copies, and plaster my house with it to stop me from drinking.

—plurry

im watchin dis now and imma update yall on my thawts

—mandee

awwwz dennis rodman is going to pray for mindy. baybays

—mandee

lol @ heidi's birds

fapfapfap @ bob

—mandee

drunk brain looks like a booger

—mandee

who is this old ass woman lisa brought over?

—mandee

i'd legit let bob fuck me

—mandee

i'm usually drunk/high when i wath inntervention or celelbrtiy rehab, but htis time i feel almost dirty i don't know why.

halohalohalo

—mandee

mike has a man crush on tom

—mandee

lame episode. uninteresting to me

—000

mike has a man crush on tom

—mandee

That was so fucking funny.

—Masteel

goddamn, do they have mike starr doped up. i'll have what he's having. he was wandering around PRC like he was rolling.

—plurry

mike was really happy to be in rehab just then wasn't he?

mindy's situation with the head trauma and alcohol abuse, which has made her susceptible to seizures, was fascinating to me. they need to show every alcohol/drug abuser a brain image to show them what they are doing to themselves.

did you catch her throwaway line at the barbecue where all she mentioned was the abuse and none of her boozing? yay denial.

edit: I also like Shelley not knowing about AIC and the beefy res-tech going "I sure did buddy" when Mike asked him if he had a pick yet. Mike might be more idiot man-child than Stephen before this is over.

—bguirk

its on now y'all

—mandee

tom has a black ho

—mandee

the staff is full of some fucking detectives. big guy just d'onofrio-ed tom (smelling).

—mandee

bob is just slightly less hideous in appearance than keith richards.

—plurry

dennis has been checkin joey out and has concluded that he cool as shit and as a mothafucka. cuuuuties!!

—mandee

do not speak ill of beautiful bob.

—mandee

how many times do we get to hear joey say "jagoff"

—mandee

time to give joey what mike starr is having.

—plurry

lol drew is wearing a visor.

—mandee

and looks very ghey.

—plurry

i'm shocked that old mercedes is in the dump.

—plurry

ugh kari ann coming up.

—mandee

too bad they can't bring back selma also.

—plurry

tom lying in heidi's lap is kind of adorable. awww sleeping druggies.

—mandee

ohhhhh i don't want it to be over. NEED MOAR BOB

—mandee

drew has released a statement on twitter:

"OK re:Visor.I was burning BADLY and had to find something. That was all we had!"

—mandee

^ lol...mandee, you should respond to him and tell him "irregardless, we shall continue to mock you"

i LOVE saying "irregardless" for my own amusement. besides, it's hard to find something on drew that's mockable. i think the visor thing is all we have to go on.

—pookie

I also love saying "irregardless" because it me think of Beat It!'s head exploding. Awww, I miss Beat It!.

—catloaf

yet another episode didnt do much for me. still the incestuous dad shootin up his daughter is compelling.
kari anne looked high as hell, sizemores gf looked shady as hell.
crazy theyd let kari back on. but i am sure its for drama/ratings.

—000

I'm surprised plurry didn't mention seeing a new side of Shelley in this one. I certainly noticed.

—bguirk

i m curious if her body is good or just thin

—000

shelley is disgusting i would not allow that thing to work for me...or work in any public/hr position

—lexieho

uh-oh

—Dusty TheHick

kids say the darnedest things.

—plurry

lulz

—stellagold

where's my fucking juice!

—lexieho

Rohypnol cocktail?

—catloaf

its not fair that lexie always gets juice

—mandee

Lisa D'Amato will be guesting on LL tonight.

—plurry

meh....i watched her on ANTM not impressed

—lexieho

i'm 7 minutes into loveline, and lisa is amazing to me in the way jenny ketchum is to others here.
she's a tad "urban" for my fancy, but refreshingly so open, honest, and courageous.

—plurry

she is no jenny.

—mandee

jennie is cute, lisa has a lazy eye

—lexieho

better looking, but less intelligent. both have/had alter egos, but lisa will still be able to make an honest living with hers.

i don't understand why loveline doesn't capitalize more on the VH1 success, and have sober house and celebrity rehabbers guest on a weekly basis. i'm positive everyone is interested in their progress long after the show wraps up.

wtf happened with rodney king? why hasn't he been back?

—plurry

eww she dated robbie williams.

—stellagold

wtf happened with rodney king? why hasn't he been back?

AGREE

eww she dated robbie williams.

lol robbie williams. i herd take that is gettin bak 2gether. PLAI BACK 4 GOOD, U GUYZ

—mandee

lisa was amazing and good with the callers. Cohost? The calls went over better and she asked good questions.

i don't understand why loveline doesn't capitalize more on the VH1 success,

more and more I'm inclined to believe Adam's characterization of Ann. That said, I want you guys to have her call me up and talk about what she does in the bathtub.

—bguirk

i spent the day in the hub completely overhauling, then fine tuning my LL stash. i've got something cooking. moar later.

so involved, i forgot about CR, and am waiting for a rerun or for vh1 to make the show available online, whatever comes first.

—plurry

watching now... this is an incredible episode. heidi cracks my shit up.

—plurry

KA is such a child.

i know what tom is going through there at the end. the feeling of "fuck it". the fuck it feeling is caving in to that drive, and it's never any sweeter when you do. that first high after being off awhile is always amazing.

and you just get used to hating and disappointing yourself, making it easier to say fuck it which is what the disease does to you.
just strips you of your worth.

—plurry

you have to watch the bonus clips on vh1. KA makes mike starr her rehab boyfriend, and they talk about how she likes to be tied up for sex. they have him on massive amounts of anti-psychotics right now, but i just know he went to the bathroom and beat off after that convo.

—plurry

I'm watching tonight with my lady friend. She's not my special lady friend, I'm just helping her conceive, man.

—Masteel

this season is fairly worthless to me
not shocking kari anne is acting like before...

—000

another caveat of "fuck it" - when you say fuck it, it's the most liberating feeling ever, but later you see how it actually shows how very chained you are.

—plurry

i still need to watch it. i will eventually report back.

—mandee

we eagerly await your response

—catloaf

i still need to watch it. i will eventually report back.

Pointless.

—anfernee

i know what tom is going through there at the end. the feeling of "fuck it". the fuck it feeling is caving in to that drive, and it's never any sweeter when you do. that first high after being off awhile is always amazing.

monroe felt like the devil to me. like pure evil. it was strange. maybe it's because she's black?

—bguirk

i guarantee she's a horrible person.

—plurry

but because she's black, right?

—catloaf

that's the only way someone can be horrible right?

—bguirk

No, you racist...because she's female.

—Dusty TheHick

anyone who would attempt to smuggle drugs into a rehab center for someone teetering on the brink is a horrible person.
she needs him to stay sick for her necessity.
she seems like an uneducated fuck hole with no skill set. if she didn't have a vadge, she would have no use to anyone whatsoever.

she's a poor man's vikki lizzi.

—plurry

everything about monroe is so gross. but i lol'd at her obama belly shirt.
in my head i've been referring to will as big willie style cuz u no, he's big and his name is will smith.

—mandee

she's a poor man's vikki lizzi.

she actually annoys me less, but I really feel evil radiating off of her.

—bguirk

—Dusty TheHick

lol AIDS

—plurry

I like the new Shelley scenes. I don't like killing dogs, but I'm most tired of Khari Ann.

It was interesting to see Jessica Sierra.

—bguirk