The
Loveline
Companion

let's release our confessions and secrets here.

there is one or more males that i would consider having sex with from okcupid.

there is one or more males that i would consider having sex with from tlc.

—mandee

i would have sex with three tlc'ers.

—stefanie

i drove into my parents' gate and i don't plan on buying a new one even though i said i would.

—stefanie

I have codependency issues.

I farted at a bar once and blamed it on a guy that i didnt know, and got away with it.

I miss So Cal

—whoisnumbaone

i was born a poor black child

—pookie

Cindy Sheehan and acm are the same person with different political affiliations.

—ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

I have a brilliant scheme to get rich by spot welding a upside down V onto the bridge of glasses to keep them from slipping.

—anobody

I love that movie.

—acm323

I have an appointment with an oncologist tomorrow and I'm so scared, but mostly because he's going to be feeling around my groin area.

—mandee

I hope all goes well mandee.

—bguirk

jesus christ, I feel like a whore, I'd fuck like 20 of you...

—jizzgrenade

I think I killed a guy in 1988. I hit him with my car and just kept on driving.

—HocusPocus

i love hung up by madonna.

—airking32

you'll be fine, mandee. enjoy the groping.

—pookie

i love hung up by madonna.

so do i. and you can't be like oh you would because it's a gay thing because that's not my music style and i'm not really into madonna.

—mandee

you'll be fine, hocus. enjoy the driving.

—ZT-In-MajandraFan

I worshipped Madonna when I was a child. The first cassette tape I ever bought was a Madonna tape. I used to dance to "Like a Prayer" in my room every night for months at a time. I loved everything she did. I thought she was the greatest musician ever.

Then I grew up and realized that when it came to talent, she was mediocre at best.

—acm323

SHES GOT A NICE BODY

—000

She used to look good. Not anymore. She's too ripped. I wouldn't be surprised if her clitoris is lifting weights.

—acm323

I like Into The Groove and Drowned World.

Oh, and I hate that she ripped off "Pink Girl With The Blues" by Curve when she did Ray of Light. I should probably blame her producer though.

—ZT-In-MajandraFan

THAT SONG SHE HAD THE COWBOY LOOK IN HER VIDEO WAS DECENT

—000

"I wouldn't be surprised if her clitoris is lifting weights." —acm323

ATTN: YOG

—pookie

my first CD was the soundtrack to Titanic; my second was the Spice Girls, and the third was the Backstreet Boys...

this is one of those messages I seriously considered not posting...

—jizzgrenade

my first CD was the soundtrack to Titanic

YOU'RE GAY

my second was the Spice Girls

YOU'RE GAY

the third was the Backstreet Boys

YOU'RE GAY

—airking32

oh you have no some idea, i was the gayest kid ever, it's horrible to look back at.

I would, though, appreciate a "your son is gay" singing telegram for my father.

hey guy dude bro, i'm a changed man it's all about the hard stuff now; Prince, elton john, and liberace...

—jizzgrenade

I like Live to Tell, and Crazy for You. I'm an 80s sap.

P.S: How 'bout we now stop turning this into a Madonna thread?

—Dusty TheHick

that wasn't my intention, i'm sorry i even confessed.

—airking32

my first cd was the spice girls.

—mandee

the spice girls are amazing.

—stefanie

i went to a madonna concert in 2005. it was awesome.

—stefanie

the spice girls are amazing. —stefanie

I still like beating off to them.

—ZT-In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida

i used to have the bee gees do the sgt peppers lonley hearts club band recods

—000

Sometimes I drink too much.

—whoisnumbaone

My roommate used to piss me off so much. We only had one bathroom. She'd take a long shower and then spend 45 minutes doing her hair. After an hour in the bathroom I would knock on the door to use the toilet. She would get super pissy and tell me to hurry up. On top of that, she always had a different man at the house and he would use the shower too. Sometimes she would be in there so long that I would get so pissed off, that I would just piss in her cups. Those cups belonged to her dead mother. I mean no disrespect to her dead mother, but enough already! She shouldn't hog the bathroom so much.

I began to semi-regularly pee in her cups. I would wash them a couple times before I put them back. I didn't feel bad because she was a bitch. She showered and used the washer and dryer whenever she wanted. But I was never allowed to use the shower when she was asleep or the dryer. Luckily, I don't live with her anymore. If she ever found out that I pissed in her dead mother's cups she would fucking shit herself.

—acm323

email her that very paragraph

—000

ooh reminds me of a story. i was having a very lazy day drinking gatorade. when done i peed in the bottle to avoid getting up. 5 minutes later i had another sip of gatorade. it tasted like saltwater. it was my piss

—000

Ew, bad times! To be honest though, Gatorade has always tasted like salty piss to me.

—doingdoingdoing

i think about this forum at least once every hour of every day since circa 2005.

i think about all things associated with loveline, be it people from this forum, adam, drew, anderson, etc at least once every half an hour every day.

—plurry

i think about this forum at least once every hour of every day since circa 2005.

^ditto

000: Didn't you notice how warm the bottle was when you picked it up?

I look forward to your response.

—Dusty TheHick

well i held the top of the bottle and the piss, which had had some time too cool off anyway, was at the bottom. plus the gatorade had been room temp

—000

Mr. TheHick officially accepts that excuse.

—Dusty TheHick

I always feel bad about shit I do. I have a guilty conscience. I could never get away with murder. I would confess within 48 hours.

My little brother and I used to ride our bikes home from school along with my friend Tiffany. One time I was really annoyed with my brother. So I raced home on my bike, knowing he couldn't keep up with me. He fell off his bike and skinned his knee trying to keep up with me. My friend stayed back to help him up and make sure he was okay.

About five years ago I remembered this incident and I started sobbing. (I was a bit depressed at the time.) I called up my mom and told her about it. She remembered what happened. She assured me that my brother didn't remember it, and that even if he did, he would forgive me.

I was mean to my brother every once in a while. But that's not uncommon. That's what big sisters and big brothers do. Kyle's 23 now. He doesn't remember it. Kyle's my brother but also my friend and I feel like complete shit just thinking about that bike incident.

Now, my brother Ian? Argh! I don't get along with that kid. He's my brother, but we're not exactly friends.

—acm323

i got pick eye.

—stefanie

i miss catloaf :(

—pookie

everyone keeps telling me to get my computer fixed, but i get overly defensive about it and won't do it, but really, i do think i need to get it fixed and there's no reason for me not to since the warranty is still good and it would be free.

—mandee

Hey ACM,

I'm one of those people who don;t really get mad, and if I do, I get over it really quick. I think me and you are in the opposite sides of the spectrum. But good times!

—whoisnumbaone

I scrub my critical areas too hard in the shower.

—Dusty TheHick

I often stare and talk about people in public as if they can't actually see or hear me.

EDIT: If I'm drunk, I get confused for a second when i realize they can.

—Bosco

Whois, are you saying I anger easily?

How fucking dare you!?!?!?

—acm323

n00dz plz

—Dusty TheHick

i baby powder my sack so its not all swEATTY

—000

i baby powder other dudes' sacks so they're not all swEATTY

—Dusty TheHick

i've seen most of the episodes of "I love money" on vh1

—Margin Walker

i hated the last episode of the office.

—stefanie

^ I'm with you. Not hate, just very disappointed.

I almost cried in Terminator 2. I did cry in Man on Fire.

—Bosco

when i was 9, i forged players signatures on a bunch of baseball cards and then sold them to classmates.

—airking32

^at 9!? 9! You were quite a devil.

I got my period.

—HocusPocus

Yea, you beat me. At 10 Pogs were huge. So I would use my fatness to rob kids of their Pogs, primarily slammers, then flip them to their friends for money.

Fun fact: They had metal slammers too, and the key to take those was just tape magnets to your shoes, walk over one of their games knocking everything around and walk away. You could snag a good 4-5 doing that.

—Bosco

i don't think i even knew what pogs were for. i just collected them because it was the cool thing to do.

—mandee

You would like stack them up all facing the same way, then use a slammer to slam the stack and whichever ones flipped over were yours. We played real games like 10 times. Then realized it was too high risk and that robbing kids was just a lot more time efficient.

—Bosco

i want my own morning zoo format radio show

—he sounds like a delight

they don't keep niggers in the zoo any more.
that was my audition to be your sidekick.

—ZT-In-MajandraFan

hired!

greymatters can be the intern

—he sounds like a delight

i like to fist myself in the urethra.

—foob2011

pretty sure i'm developing a vicodin addiction and i'm forcing my friend into this too. i just woke up and felt nauseous and wanted to snort more, so i woke her up to do it with me.

—mandee

perfectly normal, perfectly healthy.

—airking32

I'd like to have a TLC Convention someday. There's some really cool people on this board I'd like to meet.

—sillygilly25

drew would say go to rehab now

i would say just sell the pills and quit cold turkey

—000

no, i like them. they're mine.

—mandee

—000

I just voted for all the people I really pray don't win.

—Bosco

i'd do it with mario lopez

—mandee

I'm doing everything I can to get on celeb rehab.

That includes being a celebrity.

—adams_babymomma

Why did you start the vicodin, Mandee? Were you in pain or were you just bored?

—acm323

it was prescribed to me for pain, but i always share it with my friend and we just started snorting it together. we started taking it two summers ago and we've been regularly getting injured and gaining more prescriptions since then.

—mandee

Jeez...

How do you feel when you take it? Do you feel high or do you just feel really relaxed?

—acm323

when and why did you start snorting them?

I fucking can't feel opiates, damnit, and yea so that's one more thing i'll never get addicted to, but still, how many god damn drugs can I not feel???

fuckin sucks too cuz I can only take stuff like ibuprophen or tylonol to help pain, or i can smoke a little reefer or sap on some hennessy and just try to forget about it...

—jizzgrenade

i'm sure i just answered that, jizz.

How do you feel when you take it? Do you feel high or do you just feel really relaxed?

both. it's just a really good feeling. it's like my body feels happy.

—mandee

yea you're right, you sorta gave the when(just started or two years ago, it was kinda jard to tell), but why? did swallowing them stop working, or is it just to feel it faster/harder?

speaking of which, has anybody evertried the vodka tampon or the butthole beer bong thing?

—jizzgrenade

it's just to feel it faster/harder. we snort some and then swallow some afterwards.

—mandee

we just snorted some while watching a rerun of celebrity rehab. it's ironic, i guess.

—mandee

that's one word for it

not the one I would have chosen, but it's one word

—anobody

do you still love me?

—mandee

Sure baby doll.

I just wish you'd make better decisions and treat yourself better.

—anobody

I'm old and dense and can't tell if she's serious so I'm withholding my alarm.

—bguirk

I really wish she was but I also really don't think that's the case.

—anobody

What do you use to crush them up?

(or do you have really big nostrils?)

—HocusPocus

she's a jew, i'm going with the latter.

—airking32

i have this old mascara tube and the cap side is really good for crushing pills.

—mandee

lol airking.

bguirk, i think shes as serious as her snorting problem.

—Bosco

i get annoyed when this place is dead. as a narcissist, i believe that none of you are actually real people and that TLC's sole purpose is to entertain me.

—airking32

Nihilism is in! Narcissism is out!

—HocusPocus

Go fuck yourself.

er-- Not you, Hoc.

—Dusty TheHick

i've been working non stop for the past few days that i've recently chosen sleeping over washing my hair. gross.

—stefanie

I have stupid ideas about voting.

—drakeguy19

Go fuck yourself.

no u

—airking32

mandee is going downhill.

—foob2011

^ This is not the TLC Forgone Conclusions thread.

—drakeguy19

I'm a risk taker. A gambler. A daredevil = I drink unfiltered tap water.

—von zipper

^ either use a water filter ... or become one

—pookie

in second grade, i was "touched" by another boy classmate.

yuck i can't believe i just admitted that.

developed slightly homophobic tendencies from that incident? possibly. I don't think it affected me much tbh.

great thread idea, mandee!

—anfernee

lulz anfernee's confession.

i'm getting a cold and i want someone to make me peanut butter and jelly.

—mandee

this is like the first of three confessions that culminates in anfernee telling us that he is gay

—anobody

lol, not likely.

—anfernee

that's exactly what I'd expect someone in your position to say

—anobody

in second grade, i was "touched" by another boy classmate.

yuck i can't believe i just admitted that.

it explains some stuff.

how cool would it be if you called Dr. Drew Live?

—bguirk

I'm a risk taker. A gambler. A daredevil = I drink unfiltered tap water.

—von zipper

Wait...Where do you live again? I'd really hate to think of someone I like, having to drink the Baltimore punch.

—Dusty TheHick

my friend just made me the funniest poster with a picture of mitchel musso and it says "mitchel musso does not have diabetes". i gave him a zac efron poster in return. i feel like people get me.

—mandee

I've heard there's a special shampoo for that.

—Dusty TheHick

Ok back to the whole POG discussion... I had the BEST Slammer evar! It's gold and has feet stamped on it.

—whoisnumbaone

—Dusty TheHick

My best friend's mom gave me an indecent proposal. I've considered the idea.

—Bosco

i just woke up too early because my leg hurt and then i thought of danny devito and i laughed out loud.

—mandee

Wait...Where do you live again? I'd really hate to think of someone I like, having to drink the Baltimore punch.

Yeah - the tap water in coastal Oregon is great whereas the tap water in Phoenix is weird and mineraly.

—anobody

danny devito is hott

—pookie

danny devito is the ultimate way to cheer up. just try to think about him without laughing.

—mandee

Tap water in the London/Waterloo area is bad. 1 cup = a good couple shits. Fathom a scenario when you're partying there, wake up at 8am hung over and throwing up, downing cup after cup after cup of that water. Bad times.

—Bosco

tap water in san francisco is excellent. i keep gatorade bottles in my fridge full of tap water at all times, and it is always cold and delicious.

—airking32

Danny Devito skeeves me out like no one else on this planet can.

—jezebel

The tap water here in Easton isn't bad. It's well water, I believe.

On an unrelated note, I choked while brushing my teeth tonight.

—Dusty TheHick

You're silly.

—acm323

How the fuck is that silly? That shit is un. pleas. ant.

—Dusty TheHick

danny devito is hott

I bought Big Fish the other day without prior have seen it, just cause I'm a huge Tim Burton fan and knew it would be great, and for all you DeVito fans, he [unfortunately] has a bareass moment about halfway into the movie. That is an amazing movie so far though, I still need to watch the last 30 minutes or so, but as of now, it's climbed it's way into my top ten movies of all time.

—anfernee

Anfernee totally wants to have teh buttsecks with Danny DeVito.

—Dusty TheHick

Anyone can use this screen name. The password is "adamanddrew", at least until some douchenozzle changes it.

—Anonymous Post

Creepy...

—acm323

"Anfernee totally wants to have teh buttsecks with Danny DeVito." —Dusty TheHick

that made me totally lqtm

—pookie

Im voting for McCain.

—Anonymous Post

MOFTW

—airking32

I shat my pants on the way to work a few days ago. That was a thoroughly unpleasant experience.

—Anonymous Post

I've got a bad feeling about this. Dare I say... .shitlick?

—anobody

—Dusty TheHick

I've got a bad feeling about this. Dare I say... .shitlick?

—anobody

I was thinking the same thing. Attention SV.

—bguirk

i'm a straight male and sofar i don't think i like sex very much.

—Anonymous Post

FWIW, I don't think it's shitlick...yet.

—Dusty TheHick

Yeah - I'm just a bit paranoid about that sort of thing.

—anobody

Silly boy, you self destroyer.

—Dusty TheHick

I got my ass kicked bad tonight. We watched the video, its mildly entertaining to me. More so for others.

—Bosco

damn that sucks, what happened?
sorry, but, is there any chance you could upload that?

—jizzgrenade

On my days off I sleep 12 hours a day. Sometimes I've even slept 13 or 14. I've been told it's not healthy. But I can't help it. The only way I can prevent that from happening is if I get out of the house and make sure I am very busy doing something. That way I won't get really tired.

Plus, the anti-depressants I'm on make tired. I wouldn't be so tired if I weren't on them. It's not all my fault that I sleep the way I do.

People have told me I should adjust my meds. But I don't want to. Other than the sleeping, I feel normal. And changing my meds is fucking scary.

—acm323

yea my sleep schedules pretty fucked up too, 12+ hours on weekend night, and 3-6 hours on weeknights. i dunno if it's the meds...

—jizzgrenade

shit i cant sleep 12 hours on nyquil, and i am tryin

i felt healthier when i used to get 10 hours a night average

—000

Lol I'm sure it will be uploaded by someone. Going to go watch it again in an hour.

Long story short, we were practicing take downs and grapples and shit in the office, then on camera 8 guys came into the building smoking and drinking. So I went out to talk to them, which turned into them giving me attitude, then me dropping one guy. Then I got my just desserts for a good couple mins till everyone else showed up.

—Bosco

i want to bone every last one of you.

—foob2011

i bought a goblet

—mandee

I got a drake vibe from Alison's last post.

—Dusty TheHick

I feel a funky rhyme, and I'm gonna eat a roast.

—monkeyfart

last night i stayed up talking to airking and i set my alarm for pm and didn't get up to go to work. shit.

—stefanie

^on the phone...

phone sex?

—adams_babymomma

uh no

lena go get laid already.

—stefanie

I'm leaning towards McCain/Fey.

—von zipper

I didn't mean it like that stef. It kinda came as an insult..i'm sorry.

here's a video to make up for it.

Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy

—adams_babymomma

going off of the video title my first thought was "oh, lardo's gonna eat a cupcake whole, maybe two" my second thought, though, was "no, he's too fat, he's actually going to spit out a cupcake, whole..."

i was sorely disappointed

—jizzgrenade

this is the rundown of pictures i have hanging in my room:

10 Miley Cyrus
32 Jonas Brothers related
9 Zac Efron
4 Mitchel Musso (but i wish they were all him)
3 David Archuleta
13 people I've never heard of, including 2 of some guy named Cody
1 John Tucker Must Die

i have been dancing in my room to the electric slide for the last hour.

—mandee

no chance he would ever spit out even a bite of a cupcake

—000

do you folks like that Electric Feel song? I do, mgmt is teh shit.

Confession: I had 5 norcos the other night at a party and just felt queasy the whole night and ended up sleeping for 12 hours. What's so great about them?

—anfernee

I accidentally peed all over my bathroom today. :( :( :( :(

Shut up.

EDIT: That kid's gotta be on Cortizone or something.

P.S: ppppppprrrrrrrr

—Dusty TheHick

i just laughed at dusty so hard. i hav a doctor's apointemnt so early tomorrow and i hate this xhit it taks so long to get theeree.

—mandee

:*(

—Dusty TheHick

sorry nigga.

my new russian doctor is so fine. he touched me on the shoulder like three times and gave me so much vicodin. and he's coming in early tomorrow morning just so he can inject shit into me. it's supposed to be steroids, but i know he just wants me to have his babies.

—mandee

steroid injections is teh awesome. i once tore the connective tissue in my sacroiliac joint from a quad accident and i couldn't walk. the first injection enabled me to walk for a day. the second injection enabled me to walk for three months. the third one did the trick and i haven't had any problems since. don't get discouraged if the first one doesn't help completely, cuz the effects are cumulative.

also, keep in mind the the needle for cortisone is a big mofo, they will usually numb the area first so you don't feel the pain of the big needle.

—pookie

—000

mgmt are sweet

—ZT-In-MajandraFan

steroid injections is teh awesome.

pookie, if they put you on trial for it, just say you thought it was vitamin B and your doctor is a lying sociopath who is out to get you.

—airking32

^ good plan. thanx for the tip.

—pookie

I kinda want to fuck Sean Hannity. I like his show and I think he's likeable. I don't know anything about his personal life. I should look it up. But yeah there you go...I said it.

EDIT:

Oh yeah...my PC is all fucked up again. I'm on the internet at work. At home I can access everything but TLC. What the fuck? And I just bought a new IPOD and it's almost working. But not quite. If it doesn't start working tonight I'm going to be so pissed. I paid 175 dollars for that damn thing! It needs to work.

—acm323

I've never used a computer at work. Good thing too; I found out there are people working for our company who's only job it is to see what employees are looking at, is it job related, and when, and what they are storing in their accounts. Just because you have a secret password does'nt mean you have only access. One guy got harrassed/pushed out because he was looking at wierd porno stuff and storing nekkid woman pics when he was supposed to be working. He still does'nt know the truth about why I don't think. I'm not getting involved. I suspect one of the monitors is a woman. Beeeee careful......

—von zipper

i'm going for it.

—stefanie

also, keep in mind the the needle for cortisone is a big mofo, they will usually numb the area first so you don't feel the pain of the big needle.

my friend is coming with me to hold my hand. i'm scurred. i'll be skipping class for the day.

—mandee

stef, going for what?

—airking32

sorry nigga.

I lqtm'd.

just so he can inject shit into me.

At first, I thought you were actually talking about fecal injections.

—Dusty TheHick

ah you gotta be shitting me, i can't believe i just fell for that.

—airking32

ah you gotta be shitting me

Nice job in keeping with the direction of the convo. heh

—Dusty TheHick

i'm alive. nauseous, but alive.

the doctor cleaned my buttcrack so much and i just wanted to die.

—mandee

get some sleep, baby. you'll feel better when you wake up. except, a nap won't erase the horror of the buttcrack scrub-down.

—pookie

i love singing bright eyes even though i'm very very happy.

—stefanie

the doctor cleaned my buttcrack so much and i just wanted to die.

that was no doctor.

—bguirk

i knew it.

—mandee

i haven't smoked pot in nearly 5 months, yet i still think about doing it at least every 5 minutes.

i don't think this line of thinking will ever change which is extremely disheartening.

—plurry

plurry, do you find that you dream much more vividly when you aren't smoking? i have discovered that when i go to sleep high, i don't dream (or at least i don't remember them) and when i haven't been smoking, i always have crazy vivid dreams, and i remember them well into the following day.

—airking32

i haven't smoked pot in nearly 5 months, yet i still think about doing it at least every 5 minutes.

I haven't smoke pot in 12 years while I don't think about it every 5 minutes, I do think about it almost daily.

—bguirk

i think about cocaine almost daily, but i've never done it. i'm still waiting for the coke guy to come in. he's studying for his LSATs, so he doesn't have as much time to deal coke. that's so pathetic. he needs to get his priorities straight.

—mandee

i completely stopped dreaming for all those years i smoked on a daily basis. then when i stopped smoking, i stopped being able to sleep.

so.. i've been taking elavil, a tri-cyclic, anti-depressant that induces a coma-like sleep state in moderate doses for quite awhile now.

finally, i can get quality sleep, and my dreams have returned, but a side effect of the drug is wickedly intense dreams, sometimes of the nightmare variety. kind of cool, actually.

—plurry

Sometimes I think mandee is going crazy just to get attention.

—jezebel

Every once in awhile I want to get on my high horse and tell her to knock off the drugs, but then I remember all the drugs I was taking when I was her age and I chill out. It's normal. Not healthy, but normal.

—bguirk

Everyone's done drugs, but we don't all fly off like she does. Plus, we don't all "look at me, pay attention to me" about it.

And the thing is, I really really like mandee. But seriously.

—jezebel

but when I was high constantly the internet was graphics free...I don't know. I could easily be doing the same thing.

—bguirk

ive never smoked pot and i dont think about it much

—000

i mentioned that i took vicodin and now i'm all look at me look at me? plurry and anfernee and others do that shit way more than me.

—mandee

Every other post you make is about pills.

—jezebel

plurry and anfernee and others do that shit way more than me.

true--you've kept it confined here, although you do show up drunk from time to time.

—bguirk

Everyone's done drugs, but we don't all fly off like she does.

Not everyone.

i mentioned that i took vicodin and now i'm all look at me look at me?

This is almost a Drake level of denial and spin.

—anobody

i'm gonna join a gym.

—stefanie

sometimes i chew the inside of my lip and i look weird when i do.

stef, you never answered my question.

—airking32

I really, really, really, really want a dog.

Sometimes I drink white wine even when I want red wine, because I hate when people have purple teeth.

I get serious crushes on people who are nice to me.

—jezebel

stef, you never answered my question.

i'm gonna join a gym.

Duh.

—Dusty TheHick

oh.

*shrugs*

—airking32

This is almost a Drake level of denial and spin.

don't start your fucking bullshit with me, anobody. we all know what you're like. you think we don't know, but we all fucking know, you creepy cunt.

it's time for me to move on from tlc.

—mandee

Uh huh.

—anobody

i'm gonna join a gym.

—stefanie

I was supposed to go through 33 sets tonight, but it was so crowded I only got through 28. Good times though.

I really, really, really, really want a dog.

I have one.

—bguirk

I really, really, really, really want a dog. -jezebel

I have one. -bguirk

me too. air and bguirk 1, jezebel 0.

—airking32

I get serious crushes on people who are nice to me.

until the next morning rolls around, and they're still hanging around, having a second cup of coffee while casually surfing the web on your laptop.

—plurry

Well, that's not nice of them, is it, plurry? So...no crush anymore.

bguirk and airking, can I pet your dogs? That is not a euphemism.

—jezebel

having a second cup of coffee while casually surfing the web on your laptop.

—plurry

Dunkin' Donut's coffee is the teh awesome!

—whoisnumbaone

Dunkin' Donuts= terrible coffee, but distinctively terrible so I can see how people would develop a taste for it sort of like "I want some McDonalds now."

until the next morning rolls around, and they're still hanging around, having a second cup of coffee while casually surfing the web on your laptop.

I make awesome coffee. Beans from a local micro-roaster in town, I have a nice espresso machine, a big french press, and a good grinder...I contend I could get her to let me stay at least until 11:30 AM, noon if she finds me casually looking at Reds stats, and 12:30 if I'm casually coding HTML for my personal Ken Griffey Jr. hate site.

—bguirk

Whoa, you're welcome 'til at least 2 if you can pull all that off, seriously.

True story, I'm a coffee addict but have never had Dunkin' even though people always tell me to try it. I'm a snob like that.

—jezebel

Speaking of donuts, I hate Krispy Kreme so much for shutting down it's Fresno and Santa Ana stores. Like ripping a hole in my heart.

Anyone going to let me know what's so great about norcos [hyrdocodone]?

—anfernee

tim horton's coffee is way better than dunkin & starbux coffee, but it's only available in canada and u.s. states near the canadian border.

—pookie

You're right about Tim Horton's pookie. For you though I mandate that you make it out to The Ugly Mug the next time you're near Ypsi, Common Cup in Ann Arobr, or Cafe Zola also in A2.

The rest of you head to the espresso map for guidance. God help you if you don't have a shop within driving distance. I can't deal with your town.

—bguirk

anfernee, different people have different reactions to opiates like hydrocodone, so it's possible they just don't sit well with you. it makes some people feel nauseated and tired, it makes others (like mandee, plurry, and me) feel relaxed and vaguely euphoric.

edit: i will always heart krispy kreme because their stock made me about $10,000 in 2001. also their donuts are bomb.

—airking32

I'm in the latter camp which is why I stay far far away from that stuff.

—bguirk

thanks airking.

10 k? Damn. Once I get started on my career, the first thing I will be purchasing is a ton of stock.

—anfernee

edit: i will always heart krispy kreme because their stock made me about $10,000 in 2001.

you got very lucky--like I did with sbux. KK has tanked in the past couple of years. I love the donuts, but the douche in Portland who has the franchising license won't put them in the center of the city, just in the burbs so guess how many times I've been out to get them in the past year?

—bguirk

that was when they were rapidly expanding. i was doing a fake portfolio project for economics senior year of high school, and i told my dad he should by some for real. the stock went way up and split, then went up even more and split again, then i told him to sell. i think around $22,000 was made, i only saw $10,000 of it, but i ain't complaining as it wasn't my money in the first place.

wouldn't it be great if all gambles worked like that, where someone else puts their money at risk and you pocket some of the profits when the gamble pays off.

—airking32

I remember it hitting the 90's and then splitting. I think it's back in the teens now. It was a VERY trendy stock for a few minutes there. All the stock I have now is super boring. Lots of ETF's.

—bguirk

btw, have any of you tried caribou coffee? caribou is the coca cola counterpart to pepsi's starbucks. i had it once a long time ago but i had a compromised sense of taste due to a head cold, so i can't really judge.

—pookie

i used to know the secret to dunkin donuts coffee but i totally forgot it. i dropped the ball guys. sorry.

—stefanie

dunkin used to have a flavor called "cafe blend." it was fantastico. it was super rich, full-bodied, and flavorful with zero bitterness. they don't make it anymore. good move.

—pookie

i'm pretty sure they still do. are you sure?

—stefanie

My favorite coffee: Columbia supremo made by: the Peerless coffee company in Oakland Calif. They do mail order and have a catalog. It's the same price as any other store bought coffee and it arrives on your doorstep in a few days.

—von zipper

stef, i asked them at the store and i checked out their website. maybe they still have it by you, but not around here.

—pookie

btw did we just lose mandee or does she do this kinda thing?

i'm such a codependant, it's not even funny

confession: I have a personal relationship with jesus christ...

—jizzgrenade

i'm such a codependant, it's not even funny

you're wrong, it is funny, in fact i'm positive i would think jizzy was a chick if i didn't know better.

—airking32

I'm not particularly fond of coffee.

—Dusty TheHick

My favorite coffee: Columbia supremo made by: the Peerless coffee company in Oakland Calif. They do mail order and have a catalog. It's the same price as any other store bought coffee and it arrives on your doorstep in a few days.

here's the deal on mail order coffee--usually not worth it. Coffee degrades rapidly in quality after roasting. It probably peaks somewhere around 2-4 days after it has been roasted meaning you're missing out on it's best time if you're mail ordering. A very few companies have the knowledge to extend this peak period a day or two by packing their coffee in a container sealed with argon gas. At between 10-12 bucks a pound I doubt Peerless is doing this, but it looks like they at least aren't shipping in paper bags. Whole Foods air roasts many coffees every day and if you don't have a local roaster in the area they're a nice alternative. I buy half a pound of coffee here every two weeks for my own consumption. After two weeks the beans start misbehaving and I have to tweak the grind to get them to behave properly--I'd rather not have to over think it. If you're in the bay area then Blue Bottle Coffee's Giant Steps Blend is a nice starting point and something I pay dearly for when I travel down there. Expect to pay close to $20 for a pound, but definitely worth it.

edit:

let me clarify--by not worth it I mean might as well go to Starbucks or buy some Illy Cafe from a supermarket instead of going to the trouble of mail ordering something. I am a snob, but not that big of one. It's not like I wouldn't drink it.

—bguirk

I'm not particularly fond of coffee.

It's like beer - intrinsically awful until you force yourself through a multi-year period of wincing, after which you are rewarded by becoming addicted to it.

—anobody

It's like beer - intrinsically awful until you force yourself through a multi-year period of wincing, after which you are rewarded by becoming addicted to it.

I strongly disagree. Have you ever been to a brewery? Beer brewing smells like vomit and sawdust. Coffee roasting/brewing on the other hand is a pleasant aroma--one of my favorites. I would argue that coffee is like peppers--you acclimate by starting with more mild versions and if you chose you can go up the ladder of hotness. With coffee you start with foofy mochas or dump a bunch of cream/sugar in it and then if you're an adult you cut back on the sugar/cream and start to appreciate the stronger taste until you're taking it black or down to macchiatos (not the sugary caramelly starbucks kind, but the 1 to 1 ratio of coffe to steamed milk kind that come from Italy).

As for the addictiveness--I can't speak to it. I'm able to stop and start at will without the headaches/exhaustion some people describe to me, but I love the taste so much that if I have the time to grind and brew I do it every morning. It definitely is my favorite performance enhancing drug--I had many late nights at the library with a thermos of coffee or strong tea that let me finish my work over the last couple of years.

—bguirk

i only started drinking coffee a couple of years ago.

—pookie

Coffee smells good but tastes bad to me. Irish coffee is the only exception.

—drakeguy19

another good thing about coffee--you tend to have more predictable shits. I tend to crap within 12 minutes after finishing my first cup. Something that I didn't keep in mind a few times on long drive in the middle of nowhere.

—bguirk

i dunno what you're talking about Bguirk, you might be right about the breweries, as I've never been to one, but I've brewed a few batches of beer, and I'm kind of fond of the smell, the faint yeasty smell reminds me of making bread.

also, regarding airkings comment, yea I have a pretty girly personality in some respects; sadly i've gotten that before. whatever, i'm sensitive(moody?), my best friends are girls, and I love big penises, other than that, I'm relatively normal... no question about my sexuality, though, thank fucking christ; it's complicated enough as it is.

I didn't have a great relationship with my dad, I mean he was good most of the time, but he had a temper, and I was scared of him until 10, when i realized what a pussy he was. that might've done it, i guess.

—jizzgrenade

but I've brewed a few batches of beer, and I'm kind of fond of the smell, the faint yeasty smell reminds me of making bread.

did you brew from a home brew kit or did you do everything yourself? The part that stinks is the mashing process which is skipped with most home brew kits because they give you a mash extract to flavor your beer. If you're cooking your own mash it means you're keeping a pot of cracked grain on the stove at a constant temperature of around 150 degrees f or so.

—bguirk

oh, yea the sack of mash smells kinda funky when you cook it, and you have to do have to do it for a while, so i can understand.
I guess I was talking more of the fermentation process.

also, hops smell a lot like weed, some more than others.

—jizzgrenade

oh, yea the sack of mash smells kinda funky when you cook it,

well multiply that by 1000 and spray a bunch of sterilizing agents around a 50,000 square foot warehouse and you have the smell of a brewery most days.

—bguirk

bg have you homebrewed beer?

—drakeguy19

it's been ages, but yes. I have a good friend who has worked as a professional brewer for going on 12 years now. he works for big breweries.

—bguirk

Almost any coffee is great with enough sugar and milk in it.

—Kevin U.

^IAWTC

—jizzgrenade

Have you ever been to a brewery?

I was just a few minutes ago and I will be again in a few hours.

Beer brewing smells like vomit and sawdust.

Eh... that's not so much the brewing as the rotting crud from the brewing in the trash.

Coffee roasting/brewing on the other hand is a pleasant aroma--one of my favorites

I will give you that - but despite the smell, actually drinking coffee is atrocious.

Almost any coffee is great with enough sugar and milk in it.

And chocolate.

That doesn't mean that coffee is great - just that it is a decent flavoring when mixed with lots of other good things.

—anobody

I'm going to drink a shitload of coffee before I do my show. Now I understand why Adam was always asking for it on Loveline, late night radio can be a bitch to stay awake for.

—drakeguy19

Almost any coffee is great with enough sugar and milk in it.

—Kevin U.

yummy phase.

actually drinking coffee is atrocious.

zygote phase.

Eh... that's not so much the brewing as the rotting crud from the brewing in the trash.

you mean the spent grain. wetting,cracking, and heating it up cause a stench...trust me--it's fucking disgusting in large quantities. I've been hanging around breweries since the early 90's when I'd go visit friends on the night shift before I was 21 and drink directly from their taps at 3 AM. Spent grain in Oregon gets fed to livestock BTW so it get moved off site on a daily basis.

—bguirk

Perhaps it's just that I'm talking about microbrews?

—anobody

me too.

edit:

how micro?

—bguirk

Then I'm just confused.

The trash behind Four Peaks makes me want to vomit, but the place itself smells fine inside.

—anobody

yeah--you don't catch the smell unless you're in the actual brewery part of breweries or outside of them. usually the actual pubs are fine--the greasy food smell usually covers the nasty odors.

—bguirk

actually drinking coffee is atrocious.

I love the smell of coffee, but am not particularly fond of the taste. I'd say the biggest factor in my not caring for it, however, is a general distaste for hot beverages.

—Dusty TheHick

you people make me sick.

—bguirk

lol^ I love that phrase.

I'm going to drink a shitload of coffee before I do my show. Now I understand why Adam was always asking for it on Loveline, late night radio can be a bitch to stay awake for.

I seriously read this as "I'm going to drink a shitload of coffee before I do my snow" and I was thinking that's actually a great idea. Dude ditch the coffee and do a line of blow you'll be set for the hour. Healthier, faster, and doesn't taste bad. [shhh, don't tell drake about the drip]

—anfernee

I've heard that drain opener can help with that, too.

EDIT: Bguirk, the anobody quote I included in my last post wasn't for "QFT" purposes. In fact, my intention was to show how I differ from it. Also, pull my finger.

—Dusty TheHick

It's been three weeks since I was fully caught up on TLC, and I feel sooo much better now that I am.

—chix0r

I'm not ashamed to say that I'll probably always be partially in the yummy phase.

—Kevin U.

Tonight all the guys I was with ordered Jack and ginger.

I was the only one who ordered Jack and water.

Lush? You, mystery, etc.?

—jezebel

I like the double jack and coke. Unlike last night, which was just shots of jack washed down by more jack. I won't lie, I feel like hell.

Confession: Got a huge crush on a fellow worker. She had a crush on me several months ago, I caught wind of it, had a talk. Pretty much told her no dice. Told her about all my whorish activities since then at work. Developed feelings, I'm a foo.

—Bosco

It's the sugar in the Coke, stop it. Just drink it with water. It looks better and tastes better and no more hangovers, so yay.

Also, stop being a whore at work.

Confession: I give a lot of advice but take none of it, and sometimes I need it.

—jezebel

It's the sugar in the Coke, stop it. Just drink it with water. It looks better and tastes better and no more hangovers, so yay.

seconded--Jack and Souther Comfort are both sort of fruity and mixing that with Coke is wrong--not as wrong as tequila + coke, but close. I do love rum + ginger though, but rum being sugar based goes well with sugary stuff.

—bguirk

Well, when I make drinks I use coke zero. You yankees have a good pepsi verison of it. Thats even better. But at the bar I just say jack and diet. But I know, sugar ruins tings guy.

And I'm not that much of a whore at work. I just chat up a few ladies I run into around her. More incriminating are the stories shes heard from/about me. I really effed myself good there.

—Bosco

Jezebel, give me advice.

—Dusty TheHick

About what?

Also, now I want a mojito. What? I don't think it's a gay drink.

—jezebel

jezebel give me advice

how do i teach/tell someone they are a bad kisser without being rude?

—stefanie

The first time we made out, my boyfriend was such a bad kisser that I never wanted to see him/kiss him again. I think he had been told before he was bad at it and was open to tips; I don't really remember anymore, though.

My suggestion would be to bring it up in a "hey, you know what I really like?" kind of way.

—chix0r

About what?

About whatever you see fit, Lucy Lum.

—Dusty TheHick

It's the sugar in the Coke, stop it. Just drink it with water.

That's actually a damn good idea, yet I've never tried it. I can't drink straight Jack recently the smell is too overpowering, I'll definitely add some water next time.

I'm always told that I'm the best kisser they've ever kissed, but I can't tell if they say that to everyone or they're being honest. It's really not that complicated...I don't see how people screw it up so often

—anfernee

I'm always told that I'm the best kisser they've ever kissed, but I can't tell if they say that to everyone or they're being honest.

those dudes are lying to you.

—bguirk

hahahahaha

but man, how do people get so bad at kissing? just pay attention to what the other person is doing and do it back.

—stefanie

i had "i got my first real six string/ bought it at the 5 n dime" stuck in my head all day and i thought it was a bruce springsteen song. whoops

—stefanie

Hells yea Bryan Adams. Good old Canadian boy.

I agree. I hear good things about my skill. I think its all just coming from the passion and me giving a fuck. Aim to please and you'll be ok.

—Bosco

^mos def aim to please

also, I think people start as bad kissers, rather than become them. I remember after my first date, when i was 12 or 13, it was a solid minute of pure toung twirling action, our mouths did not close the entire time. over time, I've gotten a lot better, and my last gf actually said i was a really good kisser--till we broke up of coarse... no, but I think i just learned from experience, the movies, and what feels right.

—jizzgrenade

i just went on vacation for 4 days with 13 people and i was the only single one there.

—airking32

i had "i got my first real six string/ bought it at the 5 n dime" stuck in my head all day and i thought it was a bruce springsteen song. whoops

—stefanie

P.S: I own a copy of that album (Reckless)...on LP. Fuck, I'm old.

—Dusty TheHick

i just went on vacation for 4 days with 13 people and i was the only single one there.

did you get laid?

—bguirk

also, I think people start as bad kissers, rather than become them.

True. My first kiss we were going at it heavy, and that part wasn't bad at all, the problem was that our noses were squished together and we literally had to gasp for air after. I always joke with her that our first kiss took our breath away. She argued it was my fat face.

A year later, I get an indecent proposal (BJ, it was grade 8) from this ral hot biddie. I'm all pumped up, we're about to get our groove on, I kiss her, it was like someone dropped a gold fish in her mouth. I stopped for a minute, got my head in the game, went back in to follow her lead...impossible. I literally walked out and met up with some other people. Sad story: she is still known for giving the best bj's :(

—Bosco

Dummy.

—Dusty TheHick

I always joke with her that our first kiss took our breath away. She argued it was my fat face.

hahahaha this is so cute. i'm convinced you are superfun to date now.

—stefanie

haha thanks. I like to think I am, but I'm sure there are a few that would argue it.

—Bosco

did you get laid?

no, i said i was the single one.

—airking32

i re-use floss. on a scale of 1-10, how disgusting is this?

—airking32

since I cut a new strand for each 1/4 of my teeth it's pretty fucking sick dude. especially the anal floss.

—bguirk

it's pretty gross.

—mandee

so gross.

—plurry

8.8

—Dusty TheHick

Well, if you wipe it first...

—Sheena

and might i say ACK! ACK! ACK!

—pookie

ive never had coffee

—000

^ are you a mormon?

p.s. i only started drinking coffee in my 30s

—pookie

I've been drinking coffee since 12. I don't buy rumours it stunts your growth.

—Bosco

p.s. i only started drinking coffee in my 30s

As did I.

—anobody

I love coffee!

Bosco=DOPEY

—oh-for

^ holy shit!

i feel like david lynch in "fire: walk with me" when david bowie wanders into the office after missing for years.

—plurry

that's not disgusting at all, AK, the floss is good until it breaks or frays.

EDIT: hell, i hope they make superfloss someday, where you just use it every day and wipe it under your arm afterwards.

—jizzgrenade

would be amusing if whois runs the strips of floss airking leaves lying around through his own jizz and puts them back in place without saying.

—plurry

i keep my room locked for that specific reason.

PS - what up oh-for!

—airking32

whois flosses his buttcrack with it.

—stellagold

p.s. i only started drinking coffee in my 30s

—pookie

I started in my late teens. I started abusing coffee about 3 years ago and really started hitting it hard after my son was born. If you count a cup as 8 ounces then I have 4 a day.

—bguirk

re: non-fraying floss. one word: glide

—pookie

Yay, I'm not the oldest dude here anymore.

—Dusty TheHick

for the record, i still consider you to be.

—airking32

My breath stinks.

—Dusty TheHick

i break up with my boyfriend every week, just so i can have good make-up sex on mondays......i think he knows : (

—lexieho

Does it still work?

—Dusty TheHick

Has there every been a time where he didn't want to get back together?
Like, no sex for you?

—Sheena

he's a lonely old man and lonely old men love lexie. he thinks i'm too hot tempered and vindictive, which are qualities that i pride myself on.

it's probably not best to talk about him on the internets.......my bf's tend not to like that :(

—lexieho

is that what happened with derek? or what did happen with him?
i want a real lexie update involving what you are doing and shiz.

—mandee

k, so i feel really bad about this. when i started this lie i had no clue that i'd stay here this long, and i never thought that i would grow to love ya'll as much as i do. I was such a tard when i first came here, and while i've been able to leave most of that phase behind me, some things i cannot escape without humiliation. when I told this lie, I was trying to make a good impression, and it just happened to work out well, circumstantially, because of where i live.

I do not, and never did go to the University of California at Berkeley. although i did fine on the SATs, i had bad grades in high school because i rarely did my homework, so after high school I just went to the local JUNIOR college. I was doing fine, then my relationship with my gf started to crumble, and we broke up. my depression got really bad, i failed 2 of my classes. went off of my stomach medication because it's known to cause depression, and it was causing me to sleep way too much. my depression got a bit better, but i was still sleeping with my girlfriend, and when we finally stopped seeing each other in march, i had another "breakdown", ended up failing one class. my parents stopped supporting me financially, and told me that in September i would have to start paying my share of utilities, and pretty much everything but rent

I realized that i don't want to succeed in college enough to motivate me to try hard enough to succeed, and to continue taking classes at this time would only further hurt my academic record. in other words, i'm taking a year off from school, at least, and i'm working, trying to save up money while i "decide what i want to do with my life", whatever the fuck that means...

I'm ashamed of what i did, and I'm really sorry, guys. I just wanted you to like me.

—jizzgrenade

its ok. i still like you. your education really didn't have a factor in how much i liked you and i think most people here probably feel the same way. plus you work with purpies now, so that's cool. and you look like adrien grenier.

i'll have a confession.
after i was found with vom on the sofa, i haven't left my room all day. you guys, i'm always drunk. i mean, just when i'm home. i haven't gone to work drunk or anything. but i feel like people are noticing that i am usually drinking a bottle of wine directly out of the bottle whenever i watch tv, so i feel like my roommates might start to think i have an alcohol problem. and my dad is coming to visit tomorrow and i've been really nervous that someone will say something to him. so i've just been avoiding everyone all day.

—mandee

uh, mandee, you do have an unhealthy relationship with alcohol. takes one to know one, and i've never passed out in vomit.

jizz.. LIAR LIAR WHORE LIAR WHORE AND YOU KNOW IT!

—plurry

jizz, i think it took courage to fess up. that only makes me love you more.

—pookie

FWIW, Sean, I hadn't even remembered you had claimed to go to UCB or any other college for that matter.

—Dusty TheHick

I do not, and never did go to the University of California at Berkeley. although i did fine on the SATs, i had bad grades in high school because i rarely did my homework, so after high school I just went to the local JUNIOR college. I was doing fine, then my relationship with my gf started to crumble, and we broke up. my depression got really bad, i failed 2 of my classes. went off of my stomach medication because it's known to cause depression, and it was causing me to sleep way too much. my depression got a bit better, but i was still sleeping with my girlfriend, and when we finally stopped seeing each other in march, i had another "breakdown", ended up failing one class. my parents stopped supporting me financially, and told me that in September i would have to start paying my share of utilities, and pretty much everything but rent

I realized that i don't want to succeed in college enough to motivate me to try hard enough to succeed, and to continue taking classes at this time would only further hurt my academic record. in other words, i'm taking a year off from school, at least, and i'm working, trying to save up money while i "decide what i want to do with my life", whatever the fuck that means...

So what you're telling us essentially is that you're drake?

—bguirk

No, he can get a girl to talk to him.

—Dusty TheHick

seriously, guirk? you felt the need to re-post his entire story? you are truly deranged. i like that about you.

—pookie

Bguirk is a solid poster. I have my eye on him.

—Dusty TheHick

i still love you jizz, even if you ARE a lying whore

—catloaf

...or possibly BECAUSE

—catloaf

FWIW, Sean, I hadn't even remembered you had claimed to go to UCB or any other college for that matter.

—Dusty TheHick

Same.

—Nyarlaithotep

Why would you lie about going there? Were you trying to compete with anobody?

—Natalia Carolla

more like whois.

—plurry

we had almost a week straight of rain, so i had no work and the surf sucked rotyally so i didnt surf.
about all i did was internet like 14 hours a day. lots of mediocre movies and forums....

—000

Why would you lie about going there? Were you trying to compete with anobody?

How exactly would he be competing with me (and why would anyone want to) ?

more like whois.

lmao... I still can't believe I bought his line of bullshit... related to that, I just met someone with a severe case of fullofshitfullness last night. The guy is getting a Master's in dance but he is beyond dancing now and doesn't do it anymore.

Adding to the awesomeness, he is Romanian and happened to know (and actually works with) a friend of mine who is Romanian... but he pretty much hates her without knowing her because "Romanians are all cheats and liars".

I could go on but seriously... wow.

—anobody

takes one to know one?

—catloaf

i need less boyfriends.

—lexieho

stronger boundaries

—plurry

tranquilizer gun

—catloaf

takes one to know one?

Bizarrely I'm not completely certain that he actually did that math (at the very least, he considers himself to be "one of the good ones").

—anobody

less profound cliches

—Masteel

Freddie Prinze Jr. is hot.

—Masteel

i've had to promise that i won't have alcohols alone in my room.

—mandee

switch to pot.

—plurry

the one that's calling the kettle black?

—Masteel

woah... huge slam on plurry out of nowhere.

—lexieho

my man plurry always has great advice at the ready

—pookie

I do not, and never did go to the University of California at Berkeley

I knew it! Some of the posts you typed didn't seem like they were from someone who got into UC Berkeley. But then I started believing it too like the others because I couldn't see why you'd continue carrying on the charade when you decided not to be a douche anymore.

That being said, I really admire the fact that you decide to come clean about this. I don't think I would if I were in your shoes.

—HocusPocus

omg the guy on tonight's intervention died. i've never seen that happen before.

—mandee

^ woah... i can't wait to see it. i will probably cry.

i cried watching the one with the burl guy. so sad.

—lexieho

i love the burl ep. it's my second favorite.

—mandee

the second new intervention is with charismatic black guy, so i'm feeling a little better.

edit: holy shit! the black guy is from the group who sang 'what would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money and his daddy's gone something something something something but for me this is what i call life MMMMMmmmmmMMMMM'

—mandee

burl guy reminded me of my dad.

—lexieho

awwz.

this current episode is great. he's watching his own music video and singing along.

—mandee

ken seeley is my favorite. but candy finnegan is so badass i love her.

—mandee

i hate candy.

actually i usually just hate the entire intervention part.

—lexieho

you just don't like her wrinkly bod.

—mandee

she looks like a toad and a chain smoker and her name is candy

'nuff said.

—lexieho

h8 jeff though. i think he used to be a pastor or something.

—mandee

i was watching people's court this morning and these two black girls were suing eachother over property damage and libelious rumor spreading or something.

one of them call the other's place of work pretending to be a health clinic and said that the girl had mrsa and aids.

1. lol
2. why mrsa, couldn't pick something more common/believable?
3. since when is mrsa a dirty disease that could ruin a person's reputation? a dead person's reputation.

—lexieho

mrsa is pretty gr0ss.

—mandee

yep...

judge milian didn't know what it was.

—lexieho

jus thinkin bout how much i miss terri schiavo.

—mandee

yes. the way her drool glistened in the moonlight was so sexy.

—plurry

almost as good as the holocaust. almost.

—bguirk

oh, yeah. pull the plug, baby. i'm gonna come when you flat-line.

—plurry

you guys are pure evil :o)

—pookie

*mandee just decided to move into the living room*

who made you agree to that, btw, mandee? tell us what happened. omg you guys it's like our own private screening of intervention!

i'm glad you're not blowing this whole thing off mandee, and that you're actually confronting it.

—jizzgrenade

agree to what? i don't know what you're talking about.

—mandee

EDIT: sorry, i'm retarded. i should have put this before my post

i've had to promise that i won't have alcohols alone in my room.

—jizzgrenade

i had brought my wine jug into my room and when i came home from work it was out on the table and i was like wtf. i had moved it because i didn't want everyone else drinking it. then ashley was like we don't want you having alcohol in your room, just take a cup and leave the rest out.
then today i got home from work and everyone had drank my jug and i got mad and now they have to buy me a new jug and a bottle of nuvo. i will drink both in the living room.

—mandee

lol greedy fuckers, that's great

—jizzgrenade

I often have a strong, but irrational, feeling that a few, several, or most of you dislike me without telling me so.

—Dusty TheHick

you're right that it is irrational. it has no basis in fact. truth be told, you are one of the most beloved posters here.

—pookie

i h8 dusterz

—Kevin-U-in-Seclusion

^lol see?

—Dusty TheHick

kev was just joshing cuz he wants me to go to his house and beat on him in the hopes that it will develop into an all out wrasslin' match.

—pookie

pixplz

—Dusty TheHick

dusty, wtf? we USED to hate you, but that was years ago.

—plurry

i cant stand when someone steals my food. i wanna commit murder.

—000

^ you mean like roommates or the office fridge, or is it squirrels?

—pookie

i think about oh-for more than i should : (

—lexieho

—plurry

good, i see that he is thinking of me also.

edit: i'm also glad to see that he received my artist's interpretation of marilyn manson.

—lexieho

lol at wrasslin

—jizzgrenade

just so u kno, oh-for <3 me. he has no times for lexieho.

—mandee

oh-for is my biggest man-crush.

Waaaaay better than you bguirk. sorry buddy.

—Masteel

I feel like Ive learned a lot about Masteel as of late.

—catloaf

I LOVE DUSTY LIKE BRUSHING MY TEETH.

—ZTgeist

^do you brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack?

—Natalia Carolla

WTF is my picture doing on there!

I hate everybody

—oh-for

sorry, oh-for. i was just providing lexie with some jack material.

—plurry

If I have to work at walgreens for the rest of my life, I might as well commit suicide.

—Natalia Carolla

why would you have to work at walgreens for the rest of your life? take a break and travel for a bit. go visit mandee. when you get back, start looking for another job.

—pookie

• here are some companies that are hiring:

—pookie

Paying my taxes, I realized that I need to start making more money.

—ZTgeist

Paying my taxes, I realized that I need to start making more money.

—ZTgeist

Hey bottom bitch, you're making MY motherfuckin' money.

—Natalia Carolla

^ilu.

—awag777