The
Loveline
Companion

Like the ones that don't drink. You the saying "if she smokes she pokes"? Well it's like the opposite with not drinking. Fucking nutty ass fairy tales.

—hash-is-gay

well, you'll need to "sociopath it up", and pretend to believe and follow the stuff they buy into. this means going to church with her to get the poon. this will be a long, painful process, but with good acting and persistence, she should eventually cave.

another way would be to try to convert her to the dark side (atheism) where it's a (lol) non stop orgy. this may be the better approach with girls who have an axe to grind with their parents.

—plurry

Going to church is not worth it. I'm just looking for like a good "date" or whatever. Like I'll probably have to douche it up a little, be romantic or some shit. I don't wanna spend a lot of time with it since I can't date people who buy too much into that shit. Also I think it'd be hot to fuck a christian girl next to my fatty bad religion crossbuster poster.

—hash-is-gay

most christians don't read the bible, so tell her that there's an obscure passage in the back somewhere that says it's alright as long as you shower afterwards

or you can always go the route that it doesn't count if it's in the butt

—Margin Walker

I like the way you think.

—hash-is-gay

See Cruel Intentions

—anfernee

It goes like this....

The Bible says thinking about something is as bad as doing it. So, if you've all ready thought about sex, you might as well have it.

—ZT Spice

BIBLICALLY!

—Jaffa Cakes

Watch The Ten Commandments with her, that'll get her horny.

—perulovesyou

lawrence of arabia....so hot right now.

he was like jesus' brother, right? or is that moses?

—lexieho

Totally talked about him in Class today. We were talking about how the muslims kicked our ass until they got owned by the mongols.

—derekho