The
Loveline
Companion

Thanks Adam for the update. You should post on here every once in a while. Have fun at the morning show. And dont forget to do a morning show inpression (like you did on Loveline) every once in a while.

—WJPM

yeah whateva!

—Faygo

thanks adam

—phore

I really hope i get to hear your next radio show. It isn't the same not listening to you everyday.

—phore

What a fantabulous guy...Can't wait to hear the new show...

—John Stamos

touching.

—Stryker311

mahalo

—000

It's one thing that seperates Loveline from other shows is the interaction we have with the staff and hosts. It has a grass roots feel that I've always liked. I've got a hard drive full of Lovelines and I'm definetely looking forward to listening to the morning show and the digit is dizzle, in the hizzy fo' chizzy, gonna be great on the QT fo' real!

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

I've suspected it all along...a gracious, articulate gentleman trapped in the body of a napping masturbator.

Trapped, I tell you!

—baja

i want to write a letter to adam. i love this show, and adam. and anyone who was ever hosting, except for stryker. I'm writing an english paper about loveline and my senior quote is one of adam's (world=oyster) im such a sploozer.

—Passionate_Man

I've suspected it all along...a gracious, articulate gentleman trapped in the body of a napping masturbator.

Trapped, I tell you!

...and loving it.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

matt's gay studies paid off. no way adam would be able to type out all of that himself.. well maybe he could, it would take him forever and the forum would be moved by then...

anyways we are all thankful for Adam and his great wisdom he sprinkled on all of us. too bad those who it was directed toward refused to listen.

don't worry, long after all of us will be gone, crack-head retards still will be crapping out kids and not a single politician will see it as a problem

—obrez

I say good day to you sir

—lastmanstanding

Thanks for your thoughts, Adam. I look forward to news, traffic, weather, and traffic every 1/256th hour. Good luck and mahalo!

—Xerties

That was beautiful.

—eyeofnone

Thanks for posting that Matt, for Adam, what can I say, your the man. In Showbiz it just doesn't get any better than Adam and I'm going to love listening to him on his new show even here in Kansas. You deserve every one of the opportunities that comes your way. One of these days I'm going to help Adam work out his numbering system, I was going to come down to rough and ready california but then I found out it was only #1232 on the list, damn. (Yes there is really a city in California name Rough and Ready)

—joshmv

Adam, thanks for everything you did for all us loyal fans. You really changed the way i look at life and those FAT-CATS in Washington! Speaking of Politics, I think you should run against Arnold for governor. Then you could really stick it to those fatcats. Mahalo

—ACe90

Adam, you are a rare form of talk radio personality that we need more of. You will be successful at you new job. Stay down to earth, helmets not a chair.

—24/7KROQ

"I don’t suspect I’ll like my next job as much as I liked Loveline"

Here's my plan for you to make the most of your new show: hire Drew and take calls from retards all day.

...and if the budget allows, maybe we can squeeze DAG on the payroll.

—ASmith

Thank you Adam, and Matt as well. I miss you terribly, but congrats on your new venture. Looking forward to January!

—catloaf

I
had a million meetings with my Program Director over
the years and all he ever told me was to take more
calls and talk less. I’m glad I didn’t listen to him.
I know that would have been a better show for
three-quarters of the casual listeners but I wanted to
do the show that you guys, the fans, wanted to hear.

This seemed really nice of him to say and it shows how much he appreciates us, but then he says:

I did the show for
ten years pretending that no one was listening

He just contradicted himself. He obviously knew people were listening if he made the effort to say what he wanted to say. He didn't really "just find out" that people were listening.

I don't care. I just felt the need to point this out. It was a very nice message though.

—mandeemoo22

Hey Adam,

I finally saw you on TV. You look weird.

—haywood

He just contradicted himself. He obviously knew people were listening if he made the effort to say what he wanted to say. He didn't really "just find out" that people were listening.

I don't care. I just felt the need to point this out. It was a very nice message though.

-Mandee

I'll have my seconds contact your seconds to discuss this further.

—Hashmeer Shashmeer

Hey, DogBite...

A sellout would NOT have taken the time to send us a message like that. I like boobs.

—Dusty TheHick

dear matt,

someday, you might want to step aside as adam's assistant. if you find yourself in position to recommend a replacement, please pass my name along. i understand the responsibility, attention to detail, and risk involved with the job. the ace man might need pot brownies delivered from jimmy's or someone to run over to dr. marcel's at 2am for an emergency ambien refill. i'll more than gladly keister narcotics or take the fall if they find them in his suitcase after a weekend south of the border.
also, i'm not gay, but i think if i popped some E, dimmed the lights and played some pretty trance low in the background, i could blow you for the recommendation if it came down to it...although i'm not sure if i could swallow. the pill would have to be really smacky. i hope that's not a dealbreaker. i've placed pictures on my profile for your future consideration.

your logical predecessor,

—plurry

Suck up. But I mean that in the nicest possible way--and just jealous it didn't occur to me first. ;)

—catloaf

Adam, thank you.

Don't look back.

-Tom

—justinbaily21

Adam
Congrats on your new journey that you are about to inbark on. I loved you on the show and hope to have the chance to hear your new show when it starts. Have fun and most of all remember you will always be loved by all your fans.

—scoobytowe

Thanx for all the memories Adam. You were the funniest guy on the radio for almost ten years. Please drop by once in a while. Look forward to your show in January. Oh, for your next TLC show - Adam Carolla Project, how about renovating Dr. Drew's House? Inject a little more chaos into his life. Either that or the studios at Westward None. A big thank you to Matt for passing on your information. Somebody has to teach Adam how to write - his wife and assistant do all his communication with this forum. Anyway, NaNaHe Chief Runningbear! Go back and play some Tetris until next time.....

—Shocking!

Adam (and Matt), you were very gracious when I came down to see you for your last show. You didn't have to be nice to sploozers such as us but you were. I don't do that sort of thing ever, so just know you were a part of our lives.

—Small-Dorked Fish

Adam and Matt,

You have no idea how much it means to us fans to know that you care. Unlike many other shows that would just post these types of releases on thier mainsite (which loveline has a crappy one), your choice of going to where the fans are means that much more. Maybe it's because of your c-list (moving up to b-list) celebrity status, but you genuinly care about your fans and that is amazing. Thank you again.

Matt, keep workin' hard buddy. As much fun as it is being Adam's PA, I know you can make it big. You are a very funny individual.

-Mike

—OneManArmy

I'll have my seconds contact your seconds to discuss this further.

Thank you, Hash. My people will look forward to hearing from you.

—mandeemoo22

NaNaHe Chief Runningbear!

?
Where's Thunderbear?

—Stryker311

Thanks Adam for taking the time to shoot off a message to us. I've come to this forum pretty late in the game, but I was with the show(TV and/or radio) almost from the time you started. There are only 2 people I can think of that are funny enough to make me laugh till I cry, and you're one of them. I'm sure the cleaning lady at work wondered more than a few times what the hell is wrong with me. I figure since I was listening live on the East Coast, it probably appeared more absurd to be laughing maniacally at 2:30 in the morning at my desk.

I'm sure Loveline will survive, and I'll be listening as long as I'm on midnight shift. I'm sure it will be funny again too once they find a permanent host. But as a tribute to you, I want you to know that I didn't laugh out loud once the past week. If I ever get off midnight's, I'll try hard to listen to your show on the internet.

So take care, and don't be afraid to return as a guest or fill-in host. You'll always be welcome.

Your main man,
Mayonnaise

—Mayonnaise

There's a giant hole in my heart now. Thanks for trying to make it a little better with your words. Hopefully your show will syndicate and come east we are getting some lame ass morning show.

Thanks Adam

ps love the Project!

—stass

Adam, thanks for everything and especially thanks for nodding and
smiling when the program directors told you to quit yakking and take
more calls - and then just going on and giving us those great rant-
filled insights ("insight-filled rants"?) between the calls.

But we haven't just been listening and yelling back and forth among
ourselves here, ya know: Loveline's been doing some traveling and
there just might be (cough) a bunch of shows on CDs scattered around
the globe to your friends and fans in far-away places.

Heck, the farthest-away place i know Loveline's traveled is Afghanistan,
with a few more discs likely to arrive on the afternoon camel in a week
or so ... and you wondered if anybody was listening!

So thanks for the letter and best of luck with the morning show when it
happens. Hey, remember, we're still gonna need those weather and traffic
reports!

Next week, gonna get a couple sacks of cranberries ...

Mahalo, Aceman. (Cue music, as Adam exits)

Hans

—Hans Langer

Thanks for all of the memories Adam, you will truly be missed. Good luck in your future ventures, and I'm sure we'll all be there right along with you. I wish we had more than 10 years, but at the same time I am thankful that we had you for so long. It's been great.

—evilmax17

Thanks for checking in, Ace. We will still write your name on our tennis shoes...

—Go Down Gamblin'

Adam - Thanks for the hours and hours of entertainment and common sense you've given us over the last decade. I'm really going to miss hearing you and Drew together but I'm looking forward to finding out what the new show's going to be like. Strangely, there aren't any affiliates in Iowa for me to listen to, but you can bet I'll find a way to hear it. Just throw us Loveline fans a bone and bust out an old bit now and then, ok?

—SCM

dear matt,

someday, you might want to step aside as adam's assistant. if you find yourself in position to recommend a replacement, please pass my name along. i understand the responsibility, attention to detail, and risk involved with the job. the ace man might need pot brownies delivered from jimmy's or someone to run over to dr. marcel's at 2am for an emergency ambien refill. i'll more than gladly keister narcotics or take the fall if they find them in his suitcase after a weekend south of the border.
also, i'm not gay, but i think if i popped some E, dimmed the lights and played some pretty trance low in the background, i could blow you for the recommendation if it came down to it...although i'm not sure if i could swallow. the pill would have to be really smacky. i hope that's not a dealbreaker. i've placed pictures on my profile for your future consideration.

your logical predecessor,

—plurry

You mean SUCcessor.....

—foob2011

Wow, how cool is it that he'd take the time to dictate something to someone else to type up.

—OneNutAaron

Ah....feels so good to hear from him. My day just got quite a bit nicer.

—vickie200555

I can't say anything that someone else hasn't already, but it is an honor just to be nominated... Or something like that.

—Batman

No way Adam wrote this letter specifically for The Loveline Companion. These are the exact words Adam used during his final week of Loveline. Matt is a Grade-A Gay, he's very proactive, he obviously took initiative, wrote down things Adam said on the air and posted it here. Matt is living in L.A., there's blow to blow and other things to blow, baby needs a raise.

Anyway, I can't wait to call into Adam's morning show and read this letter to him.

I don't care. I just felt the need to point this out. It was a very nice message though.

You're a C-Monster. You've brought shame to all Jews. Trouble in the Middle East....

—greymatters

I think the fact that Adam had Matt type the letter for him is the coolest part of all. That's so Adam-esque. Like, "I care a lot about you guys, butnot enough to type it myself." It's like years ago when he addressed a called "Call me back in 5 years. Actually, if I'm still here in 5 years I'll kill myself." You knew he loved doing the show, but that's just Adam's delivery. You have to read between the lines.

One more thing to Adam. I'll think about you every time I nap or masturbate. Except when I masturbate you'll look a lot like Heather Locklear.

From your main man,
Mayonnaise

—Mayonnaise

Adam

Thank you for the kind words. Keep doing radio as if no one is listening, it's the best kind of radio there is. I'll be listening to the morning show, and look forward to listening to you drop-in at Loveline every once in a while.

Take care

—Tey

Adam,

Cheers Matey...thanks for all the good times and all the best with the morning show

—FelixSpoons

Adam,

It's been thee best dang radio show on earth thanks to you (and Drew's recognition of you)
I've had the pleasure of turning friends to devote Love Line fans. My wife could not easily work-out without a tape of the previous night's show.
Can't wait to hear you on prime time morning show!
Blow em' away Ace!

Manuel

—Maim Man

Thank You so much Adam/Matt for the letter and matt if u do move on, I will always be available to fill in. and adam wow... you will be missed whole-heartedly, i didnt realize how large a roll model you play in my life... more so than a jordan or tony hawk, anyway my vote is 4 sarah silverman as the replacement, do your best, and i will listen to your new show in the morning, i am starting a new job to which offers me the advantage to listen, so the time seems rite-jacoby vegas
ps. i used to live in tahoe, i am bummed i didnt know when u were there because we didnt hav your station there and i found the Loveline companion after i moved out... Partly because of you, honest -mahalo

—Jacoby Vegas

Adam,
Thanks for letting me laugh for 10 years. You helped me through a lot. I hope you have fun annoucing news, traffic and weather!

—yoyoma02

matt, i hope you know what a lucky bastard you are! but really, thanks for typing that.

and adam... baja said it best. so thanks (but i still wanted 10 more years!)

& i predict your first child will be a girl

—my dad lives In Israel?

(Tear)......

—TheNaziRaccoon

Adam, thanks for everything. You're a real mensch.

When I first started listening to Loveline, (in 1998, when Infinity tooked over the programming of Live 105), I immeditely became a fan of both you and Dr. Drew.

Listening to the show soon became a ritual for me, because I loved tuning in for your brutal honesty, your rants, your droll comments, and even your fights with Drew. You were the perfect compliment to Dr. Drew. Where Drew is often overtly clinical and detatched from the lives of the show's callers (he just now used the term "sequential orgasms" -- clearly, a PASSIONATE man), Adam lays it out for the caller in plain English, without the BS.

It seems like every other national call-in show usually has a host that talks AT the audience, but I always felt you talked WITH the audience, sharing all your random thoughts and ideas -- maybe not always making sense but always simple and direct. You also knew exactly how to pick up the mood of the show whenver it started to get stale or boring -- all it would take is one little topic for you to obess over, and the result would usually end up as a classic moment or a new recurring element of the show. I highly doubt Drew could ever have come up with anything as funny as "Germany or Florida?", even on his sharpest days.

I'll miss you on the show, Ace -- It isn't the same without you.

—Down10

Ace is the shit, the big dookie, the large anal ball.

Thx Ace for the good times!

Cant wait for the morning show

—rAnCIDsICk@!!!

just keep drew's cockiness at bay. yes you're cocky, drew. knock it off. it was tolerable. no longer so.

—dhanni g

With this cool new job and getting to be low-level famous and being so proactive and loved by all, Matt must be up to his ears in pussy.

—lundy

Lundy is becoming one of my favs.

—mandeemoo22

Thats true.

Ive always heard that Matt had very nice handwriting. Such beautiful gaymanship.

Adam, you're the best. Thanks for everything. Ill be devoted loyal fan no matter what and where you are doing your thing. When cryogenics become a commonplace part of life, I hope your brand of humour, your incredible insights and amazing ability to analogize is preserved first.

Peace man.

—AbsolutCarib

yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo're
gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

/jk

—RustyThePelican

Thanks Matthew- You really know how to take a dic-tation. Err, sorry.

Now start working on Dr. Drew. He needs to open up a dolland addiction clinic.

—Zovirax

That was sweet.

—Dark Laith

I almost lost a mouthful of milk when I read
One more thing to Adam. I'll think about you every time I nap or masturbate. Except when I masturbate you'll look a lot like Heather Locklear.

From your main man,
Mayonnaise

too f'in funny.

Thanks Ace man for all the good times. I can't wait to hear your morning show here on the east coast, whenever it finally gets here. Way better than Stern, literally a genius.

—oh-for

we should all think about him when we beat off

—something Amazingly Profound

Thanks Adam. It's not the same without you on Loveline. I turn it on at 10:00, hear Drew announcing "LOVE191" and my first thought is always... That sucks, Adam is on vacation. Talk DAG into hosting please.

I'll be listening to you in January in Portland. Good luck.

Love the TLC show. It's the best show on Television.

—swmcduff

Wow. I'm pretty moved that Adam took the time to write this.

Change is often times sad but rarely bad. In the big picture a life without change is a stagnant one.

—ZT-In-Exile

I don't know, "stagnant" that sounds like a too big of word for even then genius Ace Rockola to write. I think this may have been a Matt gay over achievement thing.

—ACe90

What the??? Not one joke in Adams words? No hint of sarcasm? Does Adam have an alternate personality? I think I'm gonna be nauseous...

—misterdna

Thanx for the "good times" Adam!!

—babyivan

There are worse fates than stagnating amongst good people. Thanks for posting this Matt, and thanks for the thought Ace. You are and will be missed.

BTW, The Adam Carolla Project is great. You gotta do another.

—swifty

Started listening to Loveline back around '99, listened off and on for about a year, then really stared listening all the time. By maybe early '03 the online Loveline-fan community had really come together. I think since then I've listened to every Loveline .mp3 available. What a great show, and a great community. Props to Adam for
recognizing us/y'all.

We'll always have...the holocaust caller. Mahalo.

—aerotive

mahollo

—Dante69

Long time listener, first time poster, and, I'd like to think, not your typical Loveline listener. I'm a 32-year-old high school teacher. Yikes. I've been listening to the show for 10 years. I tape it at night and listen to in the morning before I go to work. Adam, I emailed you in 1996 and said how much I loved the show. The subject line of the email was "He's the type of guy who likes to roam around..." which was a reference to the clip of you doing karaoke. You did indeed email me back, and I have that email framed on my wall. You have done an incredible job with this show, Adam, and you will be sorely missed. I have enjoyed hearing your and Drew's relationship strengthen and mature over time. No one can replace you, but maybe someone can help Drew (and us) through the grief.
Best of luck to you.

—Agnes29

tears, I've got tears. I've listened since before Adam. Listened since I first found the show in the early 90's. It's always been like there was a safe place, the world was still revolving as long as I could turn on the radio when I couldn't sleep and listen to Adam ranting about something silly.

—Serfergerl

Adam, I emailed you in 1996 and said how much I loved the show. The subject line of the email was "He's the type of guy who likes to roam around..." which was a reference to the clip of you doing karaoke. You did indeed email me back, and I have that email framed on my wall.

What did he say in his email??

—HocusPocus

POST IT

—oregonguy

there's only one possible explanation for him expending the energy to write her back...
she sent a picture with the e-mail and she has big cans.

—plurry

You did indeed email me back, and I have that email framed on my wall.

I call bogus. Back in '96 Adam was still living in a small apartment with Ray, driving a Toyota pickup truck from '76, he didn't have a computer. Bogus.

—greymatters

Isn't it possible that the email originated from the radio station?

—pookie

Thank you so much for the kind words Adam. They really mean a lot to us fans.

-Karen E.

—Carebear03

I will post the exact email soon. I believe it's legitimate since there's a spelling error in it. Adam says, "Thank you, and sorry for the late responce..."
Does anyone else remember hearing Adam at the karaoke party?

—Agnes29

Thanks, Ace. We appreciate the kind words.

I know I should keep listening to the show and supporting it, but I'm still missing you too much. I thought I could always count on you and Drew being there, every Sunday through Thursday night, even when the rest of my life was falling apart...or going nowhere. Thanks for all the years of laughs and inspiration and wisdom. If I ever get famous, you'll be the first person I invite to dinner at my LITERALLY A MILLIONAIRE mansion.

There'll be pumpkin pie and Goobers.

—TortillaFactory

WHOA!

TF in the hizzzeeee!

—Colin

YEAH!! Liz, my girl!

—nvgoddess

Wow, first Jess, and now Liz. Good times. Amidst the bad times.

—oh-for

There'll be pumpkin pie and Goobers.

—TortillaFactory

And Armenian food and honey-roasted macadamia nuts. Ah the beloved honey-roasted macadamia nuts....

—HazeTrooper

Add Haze to the list, oh-for....

—Colin

Wow! It's almost like old times.

—oh-for

Thank you Adam. I listened to the show every night all through university. I always wanted to cal but could never get through.. Good luck to you.

—hjfong

Wow! It's almost like old times.

—oh-for

Not yet.

I like boobs.

I just farted.

My balls hurt.

There. All fixed.

—Dusty TheHick

Whoa, everybody's back! Yeah! Hell yeah!

*looks around*

I mean...uh, sure, yeah, that's pretty cool. I guess.

—nvgoddess

Holy shit! Factory came back. The more things change...

—gouranga3221

Actually, I'll be leaving again soon...But hey, good times, right?

—Dusty TheHick

What a sweet letter for Adam to write to us all. It's very much appreciated on my part. I'll still continue to listen to Loveline (I so do wish I had started to listen earlier than just last year. Adam's sense of humor is just brilliant) but it's just not the same without Adam. The show is missing his fine touch.

—lisa999

You're leaving Dusty?

Don't make it final, eh? You're a pillar around here.

—gouranga3221

Adam, we have so much to thank you for, being thanked by you is a little overwhelming...

—Joben

Don't make it final, eh?

Nah, no worries.

—Dusty TheHick

I will support every project you work on. That's a promise.

—DWestra

I had a million meetings with my Program Director over
the years and all he ever told me was to take more
calls and talk less. I’m glad I didn’t listen to him.
I know that would have been a better show for
three-quarters of the casual listeners but I wanted to
do the show that you guys, the fans, wanted to hear.

This seemed really nice of him to say and it shows how much he appreciates us, but then he says:

I did the show for
ten years pretending that no one was listening

He just contradicted himself. He obviously knew people were listening if he made the effort to say what he wanted to say. He didn't really "just find out" that people were listening.

I don't care. I just felt the need to point this out. It was a very nice message though.

—mandeemoo22

When you're on the radio it can be easier to pretend that no-one is listening. And it's werid how it can feel like it is just you, anyone in the studio with you and anyone who calls. No-one else.
Later, when you're off the air, you know people were listening. If someone suggests you change your style, you think bad doubt thoughts but then you think "no, I'll stick with what I like best and the people who like me will stick with me" or whatever. And when you're feeling really doubtful you think about 12 people listen to you regularly and that's it.

So I don't think adam was contradicting himself, especially since it wasn't a firsthand letter.

I don't care. I just felt the need to point this out. It was a very nice nit-pick though.

—MajandraFan

This thread is outdated by three months.......you had me thinking that he scripted another letter for us in lew of his new show and the (mostly) positive feedback that he's been getting from us!

—babyivan

But I provided a curt clipsy in lieu of a new letter!
Aren't we special

—MajandraFan

Why are you trying to bring up shit from the past?

—adams_babymomma

cuz i'm a semen demon

—MajandraFan

Is Matt still Adam's assistant? I heard him mention Lindsay the other day as his assistant.

—db

Methinks Matt has gone the way of the dodo...

—1780's Guy

Wasn't Matt just his "TV Assistant"?

—ItHadToBeJew

yes

—haywood

very nice

—oprahjimfrey88

FYI, Matt, if you're ever in town look me up. We'll hit all the gay bars.

—ZT Spice

Adam really wrote that? I'm doubtful.

—acm323