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please please please look into my eyes and jerk off.
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The Best of jjgold:
"Fuck Asians. Their food smells like a sewer and their pussies feel like sandpaper."- 2/13/06
"If she is over 18 I would consider having phone and/or cyber sex with her."- 1/9/06
"I am a modern Renaissance man. I enjoy exotic fabrics, imported cheeses, and the company of scandalous women."- 12/19/05
"Go back to playing with your beanie babies and drinking the breast milk your grandma left for you."- 11/30/05
"I am tired of my money being spend on some old bag who does nothing but show filmstrips and eat Snackwells."- 11/2/05
"I was trying to jack to it but I felt like you were looking at me and it threw me off. Please hurry."- 10/28/05
"btw, 'Chicken In A Biskit' crackers are fucking delicious. It is like eating a chicken flavored cracker."- 10/20/05
"I like cake and sodomy as much as the next guy but it has to be consenting adults."- 8/23/05
"I believe in taking chances in life. I have been a bigtimer and I have been in the gutter. One minute you are wearing minks and snacking on shellfish and the next minute you are being evicted. This is the life I have chosen. I like the excitement and the action. It is not for everybody."- 6/1/05
"AmandaMoo......I suggest you keep your mouth shut until you get a nose job."- 7/9/05
"Most women are whores. Some are professionals."- 7/9/05
"You are jealous of my juice. This woman was a 10. "- 7/9/05
"Listen Bitch........you picked the wrong person to play internet tough guy with. I am from the streets. I don't take things lightly and I don't let bitches like you slide. You need to shut the fuck up and apologize before I rain hell down on you."- 7/11/05
"In my game one moment you are snacking on shellfish and wearing full length minks and the next minute you are living in your car. When I am rolling with a big bankroll and looking flashy I definitely get approached by more women. Women really seem drawn toward exotic footwear. If you stroll around in shoes made of alligator, python, or zebra women are going to approach you and want to be part of your world."- 7/14/05
"Learn some street lingo before you interpret my prose."- 7/16/05
"We (Americans) are better than they (muslims) are.They are fucking animals that need to be slaughtered.We should hang them from the fences like coyotes in order to show the others we mean business. It is all self defense. Then again most of you little jollyhoppers know nothing about defending yourself. "- 7/31/05
"I am a high roller. I have style and panache. I have nailed plenty of women for free. They are drawn to bigtimers who are on a run. When I am out and looking flashy I get plenty of women approaching me."- 7/31/05
"Right now I am snacking on a high end deli tray. It features several exotic cheeses. Later on I am going to eat some shrimp."- 8/1/05
"Everybody knows I like cucumbers because they have a great texture and make a really cool snapping sound when you eat them."- 8/6/05
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