Saturday, June 29, 2013 at 1:18 PM
^^ Seconded. I also don't need to see close-ups of anyone's genitals. Let's face it, the average vagina isn't all that attractive, either, especially when completely shaven as it is in porn.
^ Yes, the Internet. Well, years ago I used Google Image Search to find stuff, which was useful. It was like surveying the world of Internet porn from 30,000 feet. The search was still time consuming, though.
You know how Amazon and Netflix are always recommending stuff? "You bought/liked this, so you might also like..." I want that for porn. "You liked Private Lessons. Well, you might also like..."—Verbose Celibate