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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:46 PM Just in time for Teresa Strasser's wedding, we can now masturbate to Sarah Silverman guilt free. ITT, we will post pictures of Sarah Silverman to add to our spank banks. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:55 PM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:56 PM You post the most shallow and repetitive threads. I think you hate me because I provide ORIGINALITY and some personality. I make almost as many threads as you do but mine have substance. Anyway, don't let ME stop you from enjoying the 10,000th sara silverman pic thread. —striekar |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:10 PM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:11 PM If by originality, you mean repeating things you could hear at a Klan rally, then you win. —ZT Spice |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:16 PM Only this thread (http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/287781.html?n=1) fits that description and we all know you played it. —striekar |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 2:36 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 2:37 AM No...and she was really cute when she was younger. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 3:27 AM she's always looked the same. there's nothing exceptional about her. most people i know are prettier than her. —mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 6:11 AM I would start a thread about masturbating to me, but I'm not that narcissistic. Only this thread (http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/threads/287781.html?n=1) fits that description and we all know you played it. —striekar If you're trying to distance yourself from racism and sexism, then I would like to give you a gold star. —ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:13 AM sarah silverman - uggo — anfernee Truth. Her voice and personality don't help her cause either. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:34 AM anyone can be sarah silverman. just talk about your vagina for an hour and mention a black penis at some point. i hate the funny lady hatin. let's name our favorite funny girls. amy poehler
amy sedaris
linda smith (she's dead now)
josie lawrence
joan rivers (yeah, i said it, fuck you)
ellen degeneres
jo brand
tina fey
kerri kenney-silver
wanda sykes
i guess i'm supposed to say carol burnett
kathy griffin
jessica stevenson
kathy burke
lucille ball
jackie clunes girl power —mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:56 AM just talk about your vagina for an hour and mention a black penis at some point. It's more than that. I've even heard her mention Hitler and Jesus in jokes, sometimes even in a sexual context!! So fearless. So revolutionary. Is there anything she won't say? —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:59 AM One time she held the microphone up to her vadge, lol. Roseanne circa early-mid 90's was funny. —doingdoingdoing |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:59 AM i hate the funny lady hatin. let's name our favorite funny girls. —mandee I would only sleep with one of them. By which I mean all of them, but I would only admit to sleeping with one of them. —ZT Spice |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 10:49 AM Lucille wasn't funny at all in and of herself. She was an actor in a slightly humorous show. <<"anyone can be sarah silverman. just talk about your vagina for an hour and mention a black penis at some point." I &hearts how this thread has turned into pointing out that all female "comedians" are almost exactly the same (I seem to remember pointing this out a long time ago). They are all the same because females have no sense of humor and mostly cannot create humor. In order to get a laugh, they all have to resort to the same stuff. In order for women to attempt to be comedians, they essentially have to become GUYS (perv degeneres comes to mind). This is why all female stand up "comedians" resort to the same type of crude humor (they are copying their shallow perception of what they THINK guys do to make themselves laugh). They think "guys are funny, I don't understand why or how they do it, but guys are always crude, so if I'M crude, I'll be funny too." Last night on Jimmy, Cousin Sal brought up the Sara breakup in a veiled and hilarious way. That was balsy even for Cousin Sal. —striekar |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:19 AM I will personally walk 50 cents over to zt's house if he strokes one off to this 
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:59 AM it pains me to partially agree with you striekar, but most of what you say about about females having no sense of humor is true. its just not in their genes. there are exceptions though, even to this rule. saying lucille ball isn't funny makes you sound pretty fucking stupid, like you just HAVE to stick to your rule by calling her show less than mediocre. lucille ball was a tremendous physical comedian. you could draw a parallel with chris farley. the man wasn't, say, carolla funny. he wasn't insightful and quick tonged and great with puns. he was just loud and physical, and this resulted in some great (albeit dumb) slapstick humor. same with lucille ball. it may not be the smartest comedy on earth but again, one didn't listen to her do 2 hours of live radio every night, just a weekly sitcom. if you watched nick at nite as a kid (or if you're old *DUSTY* *BEAT IT* *CATLOAF* MUHAHAHAHA and you watched it when it first went into syndication) and you didn't enjoy it, then you're just looking for reasons not to laugh. —airking32 |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:06 PM I read an article once on why women supposedly aren't funny and it basically said because they don't have to be to get a mate.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:08 PM which would explain why most of the women that attempt to be comedians are fug. —airking32 |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:09 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:10 PM As a kid in the 70s/80s, no matter what, whenever reruns of I love lucy came on, I would watch for as long as I could, out of curiosity, but I could never get a laugh out of it. Now if it's on when I'm surfing channels (not often since I've mostly abandoned tv for the interwebs), I can occasionally get a chuckle out of I love lucy. Now, 99.9% of my enjoyment from that show (whenever I catch it) comes from admiring Desi's character. I enjoy watching a man from the 50s who was portrayed as well dressed, skilled, smart, in control of his life, as opposed to the way men are portrayed in effectively every tv show these days (i.e. portrayed as buffoons and/or criminals who need women to be in charge to save them). —striekar |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:11 PM <<"which would explain why most of the women that attempt to be comedians are fug." Aint THAT the G.D. truth. —striekar |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:09 PM i am now going to baby powder my nuts —000 |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 8:27 AM
Edited Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 8:27 AM i wish you guys knew linda smith. she was ridiculously smart/funny. —mandee |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 1:30 PM at least half of the men who think they are funny aren't which pushes the ratio of actually funny males to funny females closer together. in other words, half of the men doing comedy are hacks, whereas the women who've achieved notoriety are the cream of the crop. —plurry |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 3:01 PM in other words, half of the men doing comedy are hacks, whereas the women who've achieved notoriety are the cream of the crop. —plurry molly agrees. —mandee |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 10:10 PM George Lopez is a hack. All he ever does is talk about Mexicans. That's it. He has no range. At least Carlos Mencia talks about everyone. —acm323 |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 10:14 PM George Lopez is a huge dog person. —ZT Spice |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 10:29 PM George Lopez has personality. Personality goes a long way.
Most of the best comedians from the Americas aren't considered so because they're good at other things, like directing, or fucking. American stand-ups are merely warm-ups for the planet earth studio audience. —MajandraFan |
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Friday, July 18, 2008 at 2:14 AM just when you think acm can't get any worse, she goes and defends carlos mencia. —mandee |
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Friday, July 18, 2008 at 9:59 AM acm = "she?" Well, ya learn something new every day. Hit nail on head though when it comes to Jorge Lopezzzzzz. —striekar |
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Friday, July 18, 2008 at 11:15 AM she wants you to jump in her vagina. —mandee |
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