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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:44 AM Bad times Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman Split By Marisa Laudadio Originally posted Monday July 14, 2008 03:10 PM EDT Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have ended their relationship after five years of dating. "Jimmy and Sarah have and will have no further comment," Kimmel's rep Lewis Kay and Silverman's rep Amy Zvi confirmed to PEOPLE in a joint statement. VanityFair.com first reported the split. The couple's over-the-top videos about fictional flings with Matt Damon and Ben Affleck became huge Internet hits since airing on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live! in February. PEOPLE even named the late-night talk-show host and the star of Comedy Central's The Sarah Silverman Program its Funniest Couple Alive earlier this year. At the time Silverman, 37, told PEOPLE their relationship worked "because we really, really, really like each other. He's kind and funny and maybe the most thoughtful person I know." "Sarah is funny and smart and good to look at," said Kimmel, 40. "Plus, she likes fat guys. What more could I ask?"
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:49 AM I've officially lost faith in the world. Ugh. —jezebel |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:54 AM PEOPLE even named the late-night talk-show host and the star of Comedy Central's The Sarah Silverman Program its Funniest Couple Alive earlier this year. that statement has made me lose faith in the world. um arnet/poehler obvi! —mandee |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 12:09 PM ^SECONDED!! Besides, Kimmel and Silverman aren't that funny apart, let alone funniest couple. —Beat It! |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 3:11 PM this is more disturbing than when marilyn manson and rose mcgowan broke up. 
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:14 PM If anyone wants to see Adam live, he'll be at the Palms in Vegas on July 17 from 6 - 10 p.m. —pookie |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:21 PM The way Jimmy acted toward Sara when she was on his show, it was obvious that he really didn't like her, let alone love her. She oozed obvious signals that she wanted to marry him, and wanted him to ask her to marry him, and he just gave her FU signals. Watching her say they did something "post coital" when she was on, was classic sara though. —striekar |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:11 AM it's a tad early, but it would seem jimmy is the loser here. his next gf is going to be an improvement upon sarah? seems doubtful. i guess he could get a trophy wife with all that money, but i like to think jimmy is looking for a companion, not a materialistic fuck hole. —plurry |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:32 AM i guess he could get a trophy wife with all that money, but i like to think jimmy is looking for a companion, not a materialistic fuck hole. like Adam's wife? —Sassafras Roots |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:34 AM i guess he can date me. we're going to have to set some ground rules though because i don't really find him attractive in any possible way and i would purely be using him for my own fame. —mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:42 AM maybe they'll get back together. if not, i think jimmy is pretty astute when it comes to judging character. he's likely to make a good choice. that being said, no matter who he picks, i've noticed that many women will start out saying they don't care if they ever get married and then change as time goes by (ie> howard stern's gf, beth). but it's hard for a guy who's been through the emotional and financial wringer of a previous divorce to muster up the enthusiasm to get married again, especially if he already has kids and doesn't want any more. if marriage is a deal-breaker for jimmy, he should pursue a woman who has already been married and has had a child. a woman like that is less likely to care about getting married again, especially if she has gone through a bitter divorce. —pookie |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:44 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:44 AM do we know about this already? i just hope it doesn't turn into some kind of racist farce. Chocolate News: David Alan Grier To Host Fake News Show From Black Perspective Get ready for a black, tongue-in-cheek version of "Dateline." "Chocolate News," a new sketch comedy series on Comedy Central, will made its debut in October, just in time for the presidential election. The show, starring David Alan Grier, will pretend to offer news from an African-American perspective. Speaking to reporters at the Television Critics Association press tour on Wednesday, Mr. Grier said that if Barack Obama wins the presidency, it would be a windfall for his show. "That would be like a monumentous occasion culturally and comedically," he said. Robert Morton, an executive producer, said the show is "figuring out how to do some sort of live topical presentation the night after the election." "We just have to," Mr. Morton said. "It's too good to miss." “The Daily Show” and “The Colbert Report,” two other news satires, are preparing to team up for a live election-night special. “Chocolate News” is ostensibly a newsmagazine — the “Dateline” to Jon Stewart’s “Nightly News.” As an example of what viewers can expect, Mr. Grier pointed to an upcoming skit about the person who does John McCain’s laundry. The skit also features Mr. McCain’s “Reverend Wright-type person,” referring to Mr. Obama’s controversial pastor. Mr. Grier joked: “We found John McCain’s launderer, his dry cleaner, and his recordings… where the guy goes, you know, ‘Black and white cannot be together. If they mix, white will be ruined. This cannot be allowed to happen.’ ” In the skit, the comments are “used by the ‘Chocolate News’ to bring him down,” Mr. Grier added. —mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:54 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:55 AM jimmy is pretty astute when it comes to judging character. he's likely to make a good choice. well, except for his ex-wife who took him for millions and gets something like 100k a month in spousal/child support. He's said she hated him throughout most of their marriage. —doingdoingdoing |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:59 AM ^ yeah, but still ... i'm talking about now, not when he was young and inexperienced. —pookie |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:16 AM oh, i forgot he has kids. i'm taking back my offer. —mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:25 AM ^ i know i've said this before, but, yer cute. —pookie |
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Edited Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:24 AM SHOCKING! Andy Dick Arrested on Drug, Sexual Battery Charges By Mike Fleeman Originally posted Wednesday July 16, 2008 12:45 PM EDT Andy Dick was arrested early Wednesday outside a bar in Murrieta, Calif., on drug and sexual battery charges after he allegedly lifted a 17-year-old girl's top in the parking lot, police said. The 42-year-old comedian, described by police as "extremely intoxicated at the time of his arrest," was later released on $5,000 bail from the Riverside County jail. Officers responded at 1:13 a.m. to a call of a man urinating and causing a disturbance outside the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant and bar in the community 60 miles southeast of Los Angeles. The officers stopped a truck leaving the parking lot and witnesses identified Dick in a "curbside lineup" as one of the truck passengers who had "battered" a 17-year-old girl, according to the police statement. "Dick walked up to the 17-year-old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said. "Marijuana and Xanax were found in Andy Dick's pants pockets." He was booked at 4:30 a.m. on felony possession of narcotics, misdemeanor possession of marijuana and misdemeanor sexual battery. A court date was set for Aug. 12. (CHECK OUT HIS MUG SHOT. HE LOOKS LIKE A PEDOPHILE)
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:25 AM "Dick walked up to the 17-year-old female victim, grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts" It's okay because he's gay... sometimes. —doingdoingdoing |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:32 AM *isaac hayes* ehhh....sssssssssometimes —airking32 |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:58 AM already looking forward to celebrity rehab III. and i'm still waiting for the "to catch a predator" spin off "pedoph-isle". —plurry |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:06 PM we need pics of the victim. if she was hot its no crime —000 |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 2:05 PM My family lives in Murrieta. They moved out there 6 years ago. I wonder if they know the girl. I'll ask and report back later... —acm323 |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 1:50 AM New Star Wars release has appeal for gamers, movie fans LOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Consider it "Star Wars III and a Half" -- complete with a pivotal plot twist. Attendees at the E3 Summit check out the Playstation 3 booth. When LucasArts releases "Star Wars: The Force Unleashed" on Sept. 16, the video game will serve as George Lucas' official median between 2005's "Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith" and 1977's "Star Wars: Episode IV -- A New Hope." In the game, players become Darth Vader's secret apprentice and use The Force to hunt the remaining Jedi. "Force Unleashed" allows gamers use supercharged Force powers to bust through objects, wield a lightsaber, blast lighting bolts and fling around foes. The game will also change the way fans view "Episode IV" through "Episode VI -- Return of the Jedi," LucasArts project lead Haden Blackman told The Associated Press at the E3 Business and Media Summit. "There's a couple of big twists and turns in the story," said Blackman. "One revelation in particular really impacts the rest of the saga as a whole. It goes way beyond filling in gaps. We try to make a bridge on every level. The story has a real implications on 'Episode IV.' In some ways, without the apprentice, 'Episode IV' couldn't happen." Versions of "The Force Unleashed" will be available on the PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, Wii, PlayStation Portable, Nintendo DS and PlayStation 2. Blackman and his team worked with Lucas to craft the original saga, which mixes both pre-established elements from the "Star Wars" universe as well as new characters, locales and details from game developers. Video Watch highlights from the E3 Summit » "We pitched a number of different story ideas and concepts to him," said Blackman. "With him, we picked and chose the strongest elements. As we worked on 'The Force Unleashed,' he encouraged us to create new characters as well use existing characters. He told us, 'If you're going to use Vader, that's fine, but here's how you can use him."' In the first level, players will plow through the Wookie homeworld of Kashyyyk as Darth Vader. Subsequent levels find players serving as Vader's apprentice and traveling to such locales as a TIE Fighter construction facility, the Jedi Temple on Coruscant, the overgrown planet of Felucia and back to an Empire ravaged Kashyyyk. "Story-wise, we left some openings for a sequel," said Blackman. "The concept of 'The Force Unleashed' could be taken in any direction. We could potentially do a 'Force Unleashed' game set in a different 'Star Wars' time period with a new storyline. We were definitely cognizant to leave some doors open at the end." Lucas will premiere the new computer-animated film "Star Wars: The Clone Wars," which takes place between "Star Wars: Episode II -- Attack of the Clones" and "Episode III," on August 10. The film will be pegged to a new weekly animated TV series as well as new "Clone Wars" video games for both the Nintendo DS and the Wii.
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 3:41 AM George Bush surprised world leaders with a joke about his poor record on the environment as he left the G8 summit in Japan. The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: “Goodbye from the world’s biggest polluter.”
He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.
One official who witnessed the extraordinary scene said afterwards: “Everyone was very surprised that he was making a joke about America’s record on pollution.”
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 5:54 PM i just saw adam's taco bell commercial for the first time "eat like a man" how come i have never seen this before? —pookie |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 11:10 PM Sarah Silverman's 'Matt Damon' Song Up for Emmy For Sarah Silverman, this has been a week of good news and bad news. First, the bad: On Monday, it was reported, she and boyfriend of five years, Jimmy Kimmel broke up. Now, the good: On Thursday Silverman, 37, was one of those lucky enough to be nominated for an Emmy. But, now for the weird news: the TV Academy nod is linked to what she did on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live!, an over-the-top music video in which she and the Sexiest Man Alive flaunted their (fictitious and funny) affair to Kimmel, all set to music in a ditty titled, "I'm F------ Matt Damon". The Emmy nominating committee clearly liked what it heard. Silverman is up for the gold in the category of outstanding original music and lyrics, along with her fellow writer-composers on the ditty Tony Barbieri, Wayne McClammy, Sal Iacono, and Dan Warner. Their competition for the statuette are those who wrote the song "I Ain't Got No Rhythm" for the Disney Channel's Disney Phineas And Ferb; "The Most Beautiful Girl (In the Room)" and "Inner City Pressure," both from HBO's Flight of the Conchords; and "Sad Fitty Cent," from FOX's MADtv. Only, so far, there's been no reaction on her nomination from composer-comedian Silverman. Since the breakup, in fact, there has been no comment from either Silverman or Kimmel on anything of a personal nature. He made no mention of the split on his show this week. The Emmys will be handed out Sept. 21.
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Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:28 AM It's nice to know that in these troubled economic times, some business are still thriving: Russia's sex slave industry thrives, rights groups say By Matthew Chance - CNN MOSCOW, Russia (CNN) -- Young women in bright miniskirts and high heels line up to sell themselves in the dingy back streets throughout the Russian capital. Moscow's illegal flesh markets are flourishing, with up to 30 women at each pickup point, or tochka, standing in order of price for the night.
Russian police acknowledge human trafficking for sexual exploitation is a major problem. Russian police acknowledge human trafficking for sexual exploitation is a major problem. Customers light up the lines with their car headlights, and are asked to pay between $100 and $700 for a woman. Aid workers for groups fighting for women's rights here say Moscow is witnessing a surge in prostitution, including forced prostitution, as a result of Russia's booming economy. They say thousands of young women are made to work as sex slaves on the city's streets, unable to escape from the ruthless and violent criminal gangs who traffic them.
"It's because of the economic boom they are brought here," says Afsona Kadyrova of the Angel Coalition aid agency, which rehabilitates trafficked women and children. "The fast pace of development in Moscow has fueled demand for a range of cheap workers, including prostitutes." To investigate the thriving trade, CNN went undercover posing as potential customers and gained access to speak directly to the prostitutes and their pimps. "Take your pick from any of the girls," the female organizer says at one location, lines of women all around. "The expensive ones are on the right, for $600 and $700 a night. The women on the left are $100." Aid agencies say many of the women working here are tricked into coming to Moscow on the promise of an education or a good job. They say others are simply kidnapped from their hometowns and forced to work as prostitutes in Moscow. Video Watch one woman describe how her uncle duped her into prostitution » Russian police acknowledge human trafficking for sexual exploitation is a major problem, saying they do what they can to fight it by raiding brothels suspected of forced prostitution and arresting gang members who run them. But the problem, they say, lies elsewhere. "First of all, we have virtually open borders, and badly controlled migration flows from nearby countries," says Alexander Krasnov of Russia's Interior Ministry Police. "Secondly, we still don't have a basic law that defines victims' rights. At the moment, it's mostly aid agencies that deal with it." Aid agencies say they are handling a growing number of deeply traumatized victims rescued from brothels and pimps in the Moscow area. One U.N. organization, the International Organization for Migration, recently opened a treatment and rehabilitation center to cope with the large numbers of sexually exploited and trafficked women who come for help.
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Friday, July 18, 2008 at 10:31 AM "Mom always said, "Don't play ball in the house." Gadgets blamed as lightning strikes dozens MOSCOW, Russia -- Lightning has killed and injured more than a dozen people in Russia in the past two weeks, officials say, blaming widespread use of electronic gadgets such as cell phones for an increase in deadly strikes. Dozens of people have been killed or injured by lightning in Russia. In one incident Wednesday, a lightning bolt killed three sunbathers in the town of Neftekamsk 800 miles east of Moscow. One victim, Marina Sadykova, 26, was among a few people on a beach along the Kama River when a storm moved in. Witnesses said they saw a sharp blinding ray of light that raised7.6 meters (25 feet) of sand. The woman -- mother of a 5-month-old son -- was talking on a cell phone when she was killed, and the phone was found melted in her hand, according to police. Russian media have reported similar instances across central Russia -- including the death of a 10-year-old boy on a bike, a young man talking on a cell phone, and an elderly farmer tending her potato plants. Leonid Tarkov, of the weather observation center FOBOS, told CNN that he believes the surge in lightning strikes may be connected to the increased use of portable electronic technology, such as cellular phones or music players. "These things are electro-magnetic field carriers," he said. "That makes them, in essence, conductors. Thunderbolts are frequently attracted to such things, and hits are often connected with a lethal outcome." The idea that lightning can follow the weak electro-magnetic fields of such devices is rejected by virtually all scientists, although there is evidence that a lightning strike is more likely to be fatal for a person carrying any object with metal in it. And Tarkov himself pointed out another explanation for the surge in lightning strikes in Russia this summer -- the country has been hit by an unusually high number of storms.
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 2:01 PM SOYLENT GREEN IS ON TCM!!!!!!! —pookie |
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Saturday, July 19, 2008 at 3:36 PM when my friend and i were at the angus thongs and perfect snogging premiere the other day, there were 3 girls who were dressed just like the pipettes. i recognized that one of them (the pretty one) was definitely one of the pipettes. my friend insisted that they were not them and they were just some posers. i came up with the idea that two of them were sick and so one of them came and just put the outfits and two random people. she continued to disagree. the truth of the story is that i was essentially correct. the pipettes have two new girls in them, who have replaced rosay and riot becky. gwenno (she's soso pretty) is still there and one of the new girls is her sister and the other one is just someone else. i'm glad i got to see them with the previous lineup. the two n00bs are not as pretty as the old ones. —mandee |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 5:19 PM Salmonella found on pepper; FDA strengthens warning WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Investigators had a "significant break" in tracking the salmonella outbreak when they found the bacteria on a jalapeño pepper imported from Mexico at a Texas food supplier, the Food and Drug Administration announced Monday. The FDA has discouraged all consumers from eating raw jalapeño peppers. The FDA also warned consumers not to eat fresh jalapeños and products made with fresh jalapeños. The discovery may provide a clue to the source of a recent outbreak of Salmonella Saintpaul. The bacteria have sickened more than 1,200 people in 42 states, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. "One of the jalapeño peppers has tested positive with a genetic match to the Saintpaul strand," said Robert Tauxe, deputy director of the CDC's Division of Foodborne, Bacterial and Mycotic Diseases. He said officials are "looking at the chain that the peppers would have passed through to decide if any of them are a point of contamination." Tauxe called the discovery a "significant break." "While this one sample does not give us the whole story, this genetic break is very important," he said. "This will hopefully help us pinpoint the source of this outbreak."
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 6:45 PM When did 'jalapeno' become a euphemism for dick? —Beat It! |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 10:32 PM "i eat alot of fresh jalapenos" —whoisnumbaone how have your stools been lately? —pookie |
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 2:04 AM ^ that's gotta hurt —pookie |
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 8:14 AM sign up to win some face time with the ace man!
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 8:23 AM Plumber Claims Virgin Mary In Rusty Drain Restaurant Renovations Uncovered Sighting SALINAS, Calif. -- A plumber working on restaurant renovations in Salinas said he found the image of the Virgin Mary in a floor drain Wednesday. The man was working on the drainage system for the upcoming Old Town Bar & Grill restaurant, which is housed in the same building as a former Spados restaurant, when he noticed the strange image. The building has seen several ventures come and go in the past six years since Spados closed down, and the new owner said he sees the sign as a blessing of hope for the new restaurant. The Roman Catholic Church has very strict guidelines regarding what is deemed an official sighting of the Virgin Mary. There has been no word if the Diocese of Monterey will investigate the latest sighting as a legitimate apparition. —pookie |
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 9:05 AM That is very sad. Sorry, Zeet. —pookie |
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 9:59 AM Estelle Getty remembered as funny, feisty, frugal By DERRIK J. LANG – 16 hours ago LOS ANGELES (AP) — Estelle Getty always liked a bargain. Despite her sitcom success with "The Golden Girls," son Carl Gettleman told friends and family gathered at a private memorial service Thursday that his mother always chose frugal over flashy. He recounted a time when his Emmy-winning mother's Toyota Tercel was towed out of her assigned parking space at "The Golden Girls" production lot because security thought someone else had parked there. "The Great Depression left an indelible impression on mom," Gettleman said. Getty, who suffered from advanced dementia, died Tuesday at her Hollywood Boulevard home. She was 84. The diminutive actress was best known for her role as wisecracking Sophia Petrillo on "The Golden Girls," which ran from 1985 to 1992 on NBC. When she auditioned for the show, Getty was appearing on stage as the carping Jewish mother in Harvey Fierstein's play "Torch Song Trilogy" in Hollywood. After her success in "The Golden Girls," other roles came her way. She played Cher's mother in "Mask," Sylvester Stallone's in "Stop or My Mom Will Shoot" and Barry Manilow's in the TV film "Copacabana." She also played the feisty department store owner in "Mannequin" and voiced the character Grandma Estelle in "Stuart Little" on the big screen. "While the biographies of some celebrities are suffused with torrid love affairs, bouts of alcoholism and/or drug abuse, lavish lifestyles, epic battles with studio heads and co-stars, what had made mom so universally relatable is that she lived a life that people could completely identify with," said Gettleman. "You can see it in the family photographs." Other speakers at the funeral included Getty's other son Barry, her longtime assistant Richard and "Golden Girls" executive producer Tony Thomas. Her "Golden Girls" co-stars Bea Arthur, Rue McClanahan and Betty White were not in attendance at the intimate service inside the chapel at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery in Los Angeles. "We loved her dearly," said Thomas. "She made the so-so jokes good, the good jokes great and the great jokes out of this world."
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 10:11 AM P Diddy is an Equal Opportunity Employer! Transgender female, Laverne Cox, is going to be on P Diddy's new show where he looks for an assistant. She is an actress and a trans activist. This is the first time a black trans person has been on a reality show. I hope she gets taken seriously because this could be a major step forward. Yeah okay, whois, you can now go ahead and make jokes about her last name. —mandee |
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 10:33 AM Boy ends up at Hooters after slipping out of day care By MONIKA DIAZ / WFAA-TV DENTON — Investigators are looking into how a young boy managed to slip out of a Denton day care center unnoticed, then cross two busy roads and end up a half-mile away at a Hooters restaurant on Tuesday afternoon. The five-year-old boy walked out of the Imagination Station child care center in the 2300 block of San Jacinto Boulevard near Golden Triangle Mall. He then crossed busy Dallas Drive to go to a RaceTrac gas station to purchase a soft drink and snacks. After leaving the station, he ended up in the Hooters parking lot about a half-mile away. The restaurant's general manager Brian Mason and his employees spotted the child shortly before 5 p.m. Tuesday. "I was pretty impressed that he made it that way without getting hurt," Mason said. "He let us know that he looked both ways before crossing the road, stopped in the middle and then crossed again."
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Edited Friday, July 25, 2008 at 10:17 PM the image on my gf's maxi pad looks just like the blessed mary. i'm so excited! i'm off to buy a lottery ticket! look out sinners, good luck's a comin' this way.
edit: never mind, she meant the singer not jesus's mom. maybe i can get a few bucks for it on e-bay.
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Friday, July 25, 2008 at 11:37 PM the singer huh? —x |
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Saturday, July 26, 2008 at 2:58 AM that's something i'd like to ignore, but i just can't. he's so fucking stupid. —mandee |
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Saturday, July 26, 2008 at 4:30 PM
Edited Saturday, July 26, 2008 at 4:30 PM here's a hint, dumbass: i'm referring to a material girl living in a material world. —plurry |
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Sunday, July 27, 2008 at 12:33 PM http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,391749,00.html Drunken Passengers Go on Rampage, Force Plane's Emergency Landing BERLIN — Two drunken British women went on a rampage on a charter plane, hitting one flight attendant with a bottle of vodka and trying to open a cabin door as the aircraft was cruising over Austria at 10,000 meters, police said Saturday. The staff on the flight from Greece to England eventually forced the women back to their seats and the pilot made an emergency landing in Frankfurt on Thursday, police told The Associated Press, confirming a statement they had issued on Friday. The identities of the women, aged 26 and 27, were not released, but police said the 26-year-old may be charged with attempted assault and interfering with air traffic. Both women were released, police said. The rampage occurred when a flight attendant denied the women alcohol because they were visibly intoxicated, police said. The 26-year-old took a swipe at a cabin attendant with a bottle of vodka, then attempted to open a cabin door. "Apparently the 26-year-old wanted to catch some fresh air," the statement said, in an effort to make light of the altercation. The two women were taken into custody by police at the Frankfurt airport and given a breathalyzer test. Both were legally intoxicated. After an hour in Frankfurt, the flight continued on to Manchester, England. —000 |
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 9:55 AM gotta love artie!
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:09 AM Rattles Los Angeles
LOS ANGELES (AP) ? A strong earthquake shook Southern California on Tuesday, causing buildings to sway and triggering some precautionary evacuations. No immediate damage was reported. The jolt was felt from Los Angeles to San Diego, and slightly in Las Vegas. Preliminary information from the U.S. Geological Survey estimated the quake at magnitude 5.8, centered 29 miles east-southeast of downtown Los Angeles near Chino Hills in San Bernardino County. Los Angeles Fire Department spokesman Brian Humphrey said there were no immediate reports of damage or injury in Los Angeles. San Bernardino County fire dispatch also had no immediate reports of damage. The quake struck at 11:42 a.m. PDT. Buildings swayed in downtown Los Angeles for several seconds. Workers quickly evacuated some office buildings. "It was dramatic. The whole building moved and it lasted for a while," said Los Angeles County sheriff's spokesman Steve Whitmore, who was in the sheriff's suburban Monterey Park headquarters east of Los Angeles. (© 2008 The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed.) —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:16 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:30 AM Bush lapdog senator INDICTED! http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/stevens_indictment;_ylt=ApEyvgiHmUlmGzcfnwkoBUys0NUE Wow, the more I read about this guy, the more corrupt he is. He's a republican version of Teddy Kennedy. Shit, 40 years in the senate. Even career politicians think he stayed in the senate too long. Stevens is arguably the biggest pork barrel member of government. The part that makes me happy, is Stevens is anti gun. Gun owners of America gives him a "D." Good riddance to this piece of shit. I'm sure he voted for bush's war based on lies and has continued to vote to give bush endless blank checks which have killed the value of our dollars and caused the prices of EVERYTHING to rise. Stevens probably voted for the so called "patriot" act, so I cannot find a single redeeming value to this guy. —striekar |
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 11:51 AM striker <3s jerry Jerry Lewis Cited For Concealed Weapon ET breaks news that legendary comedy and film icon Jerry Lewis was stopped by authorities in Las Vegas after they allegedly discovered an unloaded firearm in his carry-on luggage. As he was passing through security at McCarran International Airport on Friday, officials say that they discovered the gun in his bag. Las Vegas police say he claimed he didn't know the weapon was in the bag and stated that other people in his family had used the bag. Police tell us that he was cited for carrying a concealed weapon without a permit. —mandee |
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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 12:56 PM
Edited Tuesday, July 29, 2008 at 1:02 PM HEY LAAAADY!!!!!!!! "gOOD gLAVIN I left my gun in my luggage." "I was hoping to turn it into a weapon huh ha." -J. Frink 
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 5:03 PM
Possessed Canadian Beheads Bus Passenger with "Rambo Knife"
BBC NEWS | Americas | Man decapitated on Canadian bus
A man on a Greyhound bus travelling across the Canadian Prairies has killed and decapitated a fellow passenger.
An eyewitness said the victim was stabbed 50 or 60 times by the man sitting next to him, who then severed his head with a large knife.
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"Some people were puking, some people were crying, other people were in shock ... everybody was running, screaming off the bus,"
"He calmly walks up to the front [of the bus] with the head in his hand and the knife and just calmly stares at us and drops the head right in front of us,"
All I can say is, I'm glad I don't live in Canada, where people randomly go berserk with knives and behead each other. Whats whatever Canada's president's name is doing about this?—000 |
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 5:09 PM Preacher killed wife, stuffed body in freezer, police say Story Highlights
NEW: Anthony Hopkins denied bail at initial court appearance
Preacher is charged with murder, rape, sodomy, sexual abuse and incest
He was arrested after delivering sermon at his Alabama church
Case began when daughter told police she'd been sexually abused
(CNN) -- An evangelical preacher killed his wife several years ago and stuffed her body in a freezer after she caught him abusing their daughter, according to police and court documents. Anthony Hopkins, 37, was arrested Monday night at the Inspirational Tabernacle Church of God in Christ in Jackson, Alabama, just after he had delivered a sermon to a congregation that included his seven other children, officials said. He faces charges including murder, rape, sodomy, sexual abuse and incest. Hopkins was denied bail Thursday when he appeared before Mobile County District Judge George Hardesty. The case is set for arraignment next week, Hardesty's clerk said. The case began Monday, when the daughter, now 19, went to the Mobile Police Department's Child Advocacy Center and reported that she had been sexually abused by Hopkins since she was 11 years old, according to an affidavit filed in support of a search warrant of the preacher's home in Mobile. The affidavit related the daughter's story as follows: Her mother, Arletha Hopkins, 36, caught her father abusing her in a bathroom in November 2004. Afterward, her parents argued, and her mother locked her father out of the house. The father came to the daughter's window and asked her to let him in, and she did so. The next morning, her father asked her to help him hide her mother's body in the freezer in the laundry room of the home. The girl said she moved out of the home about two weeks ago and was living with a neighbor. She told police that her mother's body was still in the freezer. When authorities went to the home, no one was there, as Hopkins and the other children were at the church. A body was found in the freezer, the affidavit says. Although police think the body is that of Arletha Hopkins, an identification is not expected until early next week, Mobile Police spokesman Officer Eric Gallichant said Thursday. Watch Nancy Grace's report » Mobile Police Chief Phillip Garrett had said that an identification and autopsy results would take a few days: "obviously, the body was in a freezer." He said he was not sure of the body's condition or whether it was intact, as upon seeing the body, authorities immediately sealed the chest-type freezer. The body had been covered in the unit, he said, and the entire appliance was taken to the state Department of Forensic Science. At the Inspirational Tabernacle Church of God in Christ, Hopkins was preaching at a revival, pastor Beverly Jackson told CNN affiliate WKRG. His message, she said, was about forgiveness and not passing judgment -- and at one point, he turned to his seven children and asked them to forgive him his past, present and future. Police allowed Hopkins to finish his sermon before arresting him, Jackson said. She said she asked police why they were arresting him and was told, "he murdered his wife." She said Hopkins had told her his wife died four years ago while giving birth to their youngest son. Attempts to reach Jackson on Thursday were unsuccessful. Authorities moved quickly on the daughter's accusations to make sure the children still in the household were OK, Garrett said. They were placed in the custody of child welfare authorities. The next-oldest child is a 17-year-old female, he said. All eight were the children of Arletha Hopkins, and Anthony Hopkins fathered six of them, he said. An investigation has not found any record of Arletha Hopkins' existence since 2004, according to the affidavit. Asked how long police think the body had been in the freezer, Garrett said, "I'm thinking that she's probably been there for a number of years." He said Anthony Hopkins did not have a regular church but apparently preached in various areas around the South. "Part of the mystery here is that, apparently, none of these children were in school" but were being home-schooled, Mobile County District Attorney John Tyson said. "Home schooling, under this situation, removes almost any chances of us catching up with these kinds of things until there is a catastrophe." Pastor Jerry Porter said he used to preach with Hopkins at his church, the Williams Street Holiness Church, and knew the family. Arletha Hopkins "was very quiet," he told Mobile television station and CNN affiliate WPMI. "She was kind of secluded. She'd talk, but not much." Anthony Hopkins, he said, made statements that led him to believe all was not well at home. "He always used to tell me ... 'You're blessed in the fact that you have a wife that supports you and what you're trying to do for God,' " Porter said. He said Arletha Hopkins disappeared shortly after the couple's youngest child was born. As rumors swirled, Porter said, he confronted Hopkins and asked whether his wife was dead. Hopkins "wouldn't give me an answer," he said. After that, Porter said, he banned him from the church but remained on good terms with him. He said he visited the family a few years ago, and their home was clean and well-kept. "It was the ideal family. I mean, the children were so respectful, just so easygoing," Porter said. "Didn't seem to be no stress at all. Never got that impression, never." The children, he said, "loved their dad. They were very close to him." Of Hopkins' preaching ability, Porter said, "he was a bulls-eye prophet. If he told you something, you could pretty much bank on it."
All AboutMurder and Homicide • Sexual Offenses Find this article at:
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 5:17 PM Inspirational Tabernacle Church of God in Christ in Jackson, Alabama for some reason, i burst out laughing when i read this. this is going to sound abhorrent, but thank god arletha hopkins is dead so she can't have any more kids. also, i want to live in the society where we can just put this feller down. he deserves no more oxygen. —airking32 |
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 5:30 PM ^ earl's gotta die —pookie |
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 5:51 PM
Edited Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 5:53 PM ^ yer cute! it's from a song by the dixie chicks (the only song by them i ever heard): Mary Ann and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4H Club
Both active in the FFA After graduation Mary Ann went out lookin' for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married
That Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care Right away Mary Ann flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide
That Earl had to die (nanana...)
Goodbye Earl
Those black-eyed peas (nanana...)
They tasted all right to me, Earl
You feelin' weak (nanana...)
Why don't you lay down and sleep, Earl
Ain't it dark (nanana...)
Wrapped up in that tarp, Earl? The cops came by to bring Earl in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said,
"Thank you ladies if you hear from him let us know" Well the weeks went by and
spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person who nobody missed at all So the girls bought some land and a roadside stand
Out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
And they don't lose any sleep at night
'Cause Earl had to die (nanana...)
Goodbye Earl
We need a break...........
Let's go out to the lake, Earl
We'll pack a lunch (nanana...)
And stuff you in the trunk, Earl
Well is that all right? (nanana...)
Good!
Let's go for a ride, Earl Hey! (nanana...)
Oh, hey hey hey! (nanana...)
Aww, hey hey hey! (nanana...)
Well,hey hey hey (nanana...) EDIT: btw, airking, i wasn't referring to you. i was referring to the preacher who made a popsicle out of his wife —pookie |
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 6:20 PM ^ aw, you know i luv ya —pookie |
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Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 11:54 PM
Edited Thursday, July 31, 2008 at 11:55 PM Sound like anyone we know?: "Women named Jill and Hillary should be raped." Those are the words of "AK-47" -- a poster to the college-admissions web forum AutoAdmit.com. AK-47 was one of a | |
