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i really wanna clone lena

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 9:45 AM

because, uh, that would be cool 'n stuff. uh-huh huh-huh.

plurry

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:01 AM

I think one Lena is more than enough for the world.

ZT Spice

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:05 AM

no wai, buttmunch.

having 8 billion lenas would be cool because, uh, there would be one for, uh, you know, "every guy".

plurry

  

jezebel

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:42 AM

So there would be 8 billion sexually frustrated guys running around?

I veto this plan.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:49 AM

the original lena can just stay lena.

with my idea, you can customize your own personal lena to fit your specific needs.

plurry

  

jezebel

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:50 AM

I still veto this plan. Variety is the spice of life, and 8 billion Lenas does not equal variety, so no life spice.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:58 AM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 AM

again, you are failing to realize the possibilities.

one can continue to date or marry as they choose, AND they always have a lena to fall back on.. or fall forward in.

if one gets tired of their lena, they can ship her back to the factory, and we'll either re-assign or destroy that copy depending on her condition.

plurry

  

jezebel

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 AM

Wouldn't she be sad?

jezebel

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:03 AM

does it really matter?

plurry

  

jezebel

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:04 AM

You're cold as ice, plurry, cold as ice.

jezebel

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:10 AM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:10 AM

i'm willing to sacrifice our love.
i never take advice
but someday i'll pay a price.

i know..

i've seen it before
it happens all the time
i'm closing the door
i'll leave the world behind
i'm digging for gold
i'm throwing away
a fortune in feelings
but someday i'll pay

plurry

  

mandee

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:31 AM

jezebel has already expressed my main sentiment, which is that there would be too many sad lenas. god doesn't care though. :-(

mandee

  

jezebel

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:53 AM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:53 AM

God cares. Lena's sleeping with Jesus, so, you know, vested interest and stuff.

jezebel

  

000

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:43 PM

i wouldnt wanna wait 18 years for the clone to ripen

000

  

mandee

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:56 PM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:58 PM

do age of consent laws apply to clones?

^this is an excellent question and i'm proud of myself for asking.

mandee

  

plurry

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 3:35 PM

i think we need anobody to weigh in on this one so we can work out the logistics.

plurry

  

anfernee

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:35 PM

No age of consent laws for clones. So how early are you guys going to hit that then?

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 PM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:59 PM

...cold as ice...willing to sacrifice...

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:06 AM

poor dusty, he had to spend the day with lou gramm echoing through his mind.

plurry

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 7:08 PM

Is it just me or are all of Dustys videas like "lagging" between the sound and the moevment of his lips?

whoisnumbaone

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 7:58 PM

That's not happening for me.

Yog-Laithoth

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 8:08 PM

it is for me too

i thought he did on purpose.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:08 PM

Don't you hate it when that happens on TV? It's so distracting..

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:33 AM

Yes. I also hate when the closed captions (when I do use them) are lagging several lines behind the actual dialog.

^attn: Nick at Nite...and Fox

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:36 AM

Solution, don't use them.

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:09 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:10 AM

When the washer and/or dishwasher and/or HVAC is running, especially when it's kinda late and I don't want to turn up the volume too loud, lest I disturb neighbors, I rely on them rather heavily.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:17 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:17 AM

Solution, kill your dishwasher. And/or your neighbors.

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:18 AM

I NEED my dishwasher. I do NOT, however need my neighbors.


Hmmmm...

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:22 AM

Hire your dishwasher to kill your neighbors with the HVAC. whatever the fuck that is.

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:44 AM

HeatVentilationAirConditioning

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:56 AM
Edited Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:57 AM

In the midst of this berth of knowledge, my statement still stands strong, like a redwood against the fierce lashes of winter.

A metaphor within a simile. Nice.

anfernee

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