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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 9:47 PM ... so I thought I should post something. Discuss. <--- See, I really HAVE been here before. I suppose I should've posted back in Loveline's glory days, but better late than never, no? Even if "late" is several years later. —Dick Birchum |
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plurry |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 7:09 PM
Edited Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 7:09 PM jenkem, it's "feel good inc.", MOFTW, TTSHGT, huge slam on blah, blah, blah out of nowhere, i'm dusty thehick, kill it with fire, etc. —plurry |
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ZT Spice |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 8:29 PM ORDER ME PIZZA, DELIVERED BY A CHEERLEADER. —ZT Spice |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 8:31 PM
Edited Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 8:31 PM jenkem, it's "feel good inc.", MOFTW, TTSHGT, huge slam on blah, blah, blah out of nowhere, i'm dusty thehick, kill it with fire, etc. —plurry
^IA Yog-Laithoth
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stefanie |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 8:39 PM who's your favorite forum member? —stefanie |
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striekar |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 10:18 PM
Edited Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 10:19 PM Back in MY day, Dusty would tell us he farted by using his marquee of many colors. Then came the electric light and photobucket. —striekar |
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airking32 |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 11:37 PM let's try to guess what dusty was watching on tv when he made that video. i hear a woman's voice and a laugh track. my guess: maude —airking32 |
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mandee |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:11 AM i really hope he was watching maude. —mandee |
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pookie |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 2:50 AM ^ preferably the episode where maude goes through menopause —pookie |
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Dick Birchum |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:21 PM who's your favorite forum member? —stefanie After seeing a couple of jjgold's posts lately, I'd forgotten how much I enjoyed reading them for entertainment value. Ironically, I don't consider him a solid poster though. In conclusion, I pretty much love you all for one reason or another. Except for the gun-totin', Bible throwin' ones here recently. —Dick Birchum |
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anfernee |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:31 PM
Edited Monday, July 14, 2008 at 4:32 PM Seinfeld is my guess.. Dick Birchum? Is that your real name? Or just a pseudo-internet "screen" name? Huh Dick? —anfernee |
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anfernee |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 5:04 PM oh okay. i knew it sounded familiar. I was never a fan of Crank Yankers. Wasn't Mr. Birchum also how Adam Carolla got his start on the Kevin and Bean show? I feel like I read that somewhere. —anfernee |
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doingdoingdoing |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 6:01 PM He had a character named that which Drew heard and liked enough that it led him to invite Adam to come on Lovelines. —doingdoingdoing |
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Dick Birchum |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 6:41 PM "I mean I have a right leg ... but it's the same as not havin' one." ~Birchum —Dick Birchum |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 11:28 PM If only I could remember what was on the TV (I wasn't watching, and forgot to mute it like I usually do when I make snippets). I can guarantee you, though, that it wasn't Maude. I haven't seen that show in DECADES. —Dusty TheHick |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 1:17 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 1:17 AM So in other words, I was right. Right? —anfernee |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 1:47 AM no, he's lying. he was watching maude. —mandee |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 2:44 AM I think I've figured ou what was on. It was some chick doing stand-up on Comedy Central. —Dusty TheHick |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 3:29 AM bea arthur, yes? —mandee |
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pookie |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 5:34 AM don't tell me it was rue maclanahan —pookie |
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plurry |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:17 AM somehow, i expect betty white to live forever. —plurry |
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mandee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:42 AM betty white is my girl. she knew i wanted a match game reunion and she's the only one who hung on for me. and i guess richard dawson, but he's such a whore anyway. i just wanted gene, brett, betty, and charles to reunite on oprah for one last time. fuck death. —mandee |
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airking32 |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:48 PM anfernee. i'm feeling hostility tonight. drunk? —airking32 |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:52 PM No, lol I don't come on this forum when I'm drunk, high, rolling, having sex, jenkem, blowing ZT, fingering a female, and whatever else I do daily. Well I do come semi-drunk after I get home from a party at times, but that happens like twice a year. —anfernee |
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airking32 |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 10:56 PM No, lol I don't come on this forum when I'm drunk, high, rolling, having sex, jenkem, blowing ZT, fingering a female, and whatever else I do daily.
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ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 11:26 PM Blowing me requires Zen-like concentration. —ZT Spice |
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Dick Birchum |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 12:26 AM So like...Birchum: We don't know anything about you yet. —Dusty TheHick Whatcha wanna know? Come at me ... I'm ready. Blowing me requires Zen-like concentration. —ZT Spice If I may be so bold, I'm with ZT on this one. —Dick Birchum |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:04 AM Where do ya live? How old are ya? I'm guessing you're a dude, amirite? Can I borrow a dollar? How long have you been lurking (as someone else already asked, but I don't remember what, if any, was the answer)? Does this look infected to you? Still got that crush on Sally Jessy Raphael? Y'ever get blueballs so bad you couldn't take a shit? Have I eclipsed Masteel's creepiness yet? If the answer to the previous question is "yes," then why haven't you been reading Masteel's posts? What, if anything, do you want to know about us?
IMO, long-time lurkers tend to make the best n00bs. They are more likely to come in already familiar with our unwritten "rules" and such.
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anfernee |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 1:20 AM Dusty and Dick are totally going to do it. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008 at 11:13 PM I want to hear more about this "blueballs so bad you can't take a shit". —Villalovos |
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ZT Spice |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 2:51 PM If I may be so bold, I'm with ZT on this one. —Dick Birchum With time and practice you will learn, young grasshopper. —ZT Spice |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 3:16 PM IMO, long-time lurkers tend to make the best n00bs. They are more likely to come in already familiar with our unwritten "rules" and such. —Dusty TheHick What do u mean? They are the best becaus ethey know to EXPECT hazing, or they are the best because they dont fuck up and give us reasons to haze? —whoisnumbaone |
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ZT Spice |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 3:23 PM Do you check with strippers to make sure they're not trannies before you lick them? —ZT Spice |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, July 17, 2008 at 10:24 PM They are the best becaus ethey know to EXPECT hazing, or they are the best because they dont fuck up and give us reasons to haze? —whoisnumbaone
Yes.
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whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 12:32 PM hahaha... i warned my friend ucrchick that she would b hazed relentlessly and she STILL couldnt deal with it. —whoisnumbaone |
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mandee |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 2:49 PM the policy is generally that you aren't allowed to make off topic posts or judge other posters if you're a n00b. it doesn't matter how long you say that you've been reading the forum. hazing results when those rules are violated. your friend broke the rules to an extreme level. —mandee |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 3:17 PM no, what happened was she wrote a poem that said "dost thoou love me in the spring rain that bringeth dost love in a wilow trees shadow of love?... etc" and the hazing began. Im not sure if id consider that off-topic because the thread was like "poems - discuss." But I do agree that the poem was really funny to read. —whoisnumbaone |
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Beat It! |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 5:32 PM
Edited Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 5:32 PM Nah, the hazing started well before the poem. However, she never really did anything offensive that I remember. But she was immediately deemed vapid and defensive (and fairly so), though she did make an effort to correct that. Too little too late though for most. I find it odd that more people (re: guys) don't mourn her absence and attack people for "running her off" (see: RayRay & Kelly). She was much more physically attractive that either of those two and came off just as self-obsessed and bitchy.
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 5:43 PM she had spirit and spunk. this board is full of miserable shut-ins. it would have never worked. plus she said "hella" a lot used "?!!?!?!" too much, and made dumb threads. —doingdoingdoing |
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airking32 |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 6:00 PM i'll take rayray any day (SORRY ZT). so beat it! likes the latinas. sue him. AY! —airking32 |
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ZT Spice |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 8:20 PM Plurry made a little rayray montage awhile back. —ZT Spice |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 9:42 PM She was much more physically attractive that either of those two and came off just as self-obsessed and bitchy.
—No One Wants To Be Defeated!
QFT
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ZT Spice |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 10:47 PM IF ONLY SHE WAS A JEW AND A CHEERLEADER. —ZT Spice |
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acm323 |
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 11:39 PM Looks like she's at an amusement park. I want to see whois giving her some attention. —acm323 |
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plurry |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 12:05 AM forgive me rayray, for i have sinned against you... 
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 1:40 PM i think kelly and rayray are WAY hotter than my friend Seline. Can we please just agree from now on NOT to scare away any cute girls. Maybe we will get more pics to photoshop (and masturbate to). —whoisnumbaone |
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mandee |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 3:36 PM they have to deserve to be here. example: stella —mandee |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 4:44 PM so beat it! likes the latinas. sue him. — airking32 Damn right, I married a latina. the one with zona sniffing her crack is a classic. — doingdoingdoing Yes it is. —Beat It! |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 6:00 PM wait, so, the nipple ring pic is kelley, and this attention whore pic, is rayray photoshoped onto another body, or is that her real ass? —whoisnumbaone |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 6:44 PM I was afraid of that. Kelly, by the way, doesn't actually exist. She's just one of ZT's fever dreams, but it's a delusion at once so powerful and pure that we've all experienced it. He wanks, therefore she is. —Beat It! |
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airking32 |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 6:55 PM *puts fingers in ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA —airking32 |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 9:37 PM Kelly, by the way, doesn't actually exist. She's just one of ZT's fever dreams I totally did not know that —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:01 AM i contend kelly is a real person. full meat admitted to me during a private hub chat the he talked with her behind his gf's back. he supplied me with two pics that weren't originally submitted on the forum that i later submitted to the forum. —plurry |
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