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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 6:16 AM Edited Friday, July 11, 2008 at 6:17 AM ITT We will discuss all the things that have grown on our body that we have popped, lanced, or otherwise drained/removed successfully, and how fucking awesome it was. —ZT Spice |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 7:50 AM I once knew a guy named Lance, and he was super annoying. I also know someone who thinks they were a jouster in a past life. That's sort of lancing, right? —jezebel |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 9:47 AM I was thinking more along the lines of fetuses and zits. —ZT Spice |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 10:46 AM There's a bunch of youtube videos of people lancing their...growths. It's like a car crash. I can't look away. —acm323 |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 11:56 AM i know a guy named lance too. we went through elementary to high school together and were always on the same bus. i wouldn't say we were friends but if i saw him in public today, i'd give him a smile. —mandee |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 11:58 AM CLEARLY I AM USING LANCE AS A VERB IN THE TITLE (MINUS THE QUESTION MARK THAT WOULD HAVE RUINED THE PARODY ASPECT). —ZT Spice |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 12:29 PM we're mocking your mock thread. does it taste bitter, zt? does it? —mandee |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 1:15 PM Yeah I know a guy named lance too. Total jerkbag. Azn too. —anfernee |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 2:03 PM I LOLd when I read the title. funny you ask.... Ive been geting alot of acne on the back of my head/neck and I keep picking at them. SOme permanent scars have developed. Its bad times, very unattractive. —whoisnumbaone |
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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 3:28 PM Edited Friday, July 11, 2008 at 3:38 PM we're mocking your mock thread. does it taste bitter, zt? does it? —mandee MY LOVE GILLS RUN ON SEMEN. Yeah I know a guy named lance too. Total jerkbag. Azn too. —anfernee I know a guy named Lance who would lance himself with hypodermic needles. Irony. —ZT Spice |
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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 12:35 AM There's a guy at work with a huge cyst on his cheek. It's been there ever since I've known him. Over a year, I'd say. It looks like a golfball is buried a couple millimeters under his cheek. I'm not exaggerating. I've heard it's dangerous to lance cysts yourself. You can get a serious infection. I'm thinking he has no health insurance and that's why he hasn't gone to a doctor. But even without insurance...how expensive can draining a cyst be? Come on! I don't know how that guy keeps his hands off it! If I had a cyst that big I would be poking it and squeezing it day and night until the pus flew out of my face. —acm323 |
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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 1:29 PM i had a teacher with a giant potato sized tumor on his jaw. he tried to cover it with a beard. later he died —000 |
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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 11:53 PM Why would anyone want to have sex with Lance Bass? —acm323 |
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 11:03 PM Yeah...but look at him. He looks ridiculous. Same with Clay Aiken. —acm323 |
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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:09 AM clay aiken used to be so cute. now he's practically grotesque. —mandee |
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