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So You Think You Can Lance

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 6:16 AM
Edited Friday, July 11, 2008 at 6:17 AM

ITT We will discuss all the things that have grown on our body that we have popped, lanced, or otherwise drained/removed successfully, and how fucking awesome it was.

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jezebel

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 7:50 AM

I once knew a guy named Lance, and he was super annoying.

I also know someone who thinks they were a jouster in a past life. That's sort of lancing, right?

jezebel

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 9:47 AM

I was thinking more along the lines of fetuses and zits.

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jezebel

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 10:05 AM

Oh. Awkward.

jezebel

  

acm323

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 10:46 AM

There's a bunch of youtube videos of people lancing their...growths. It's like a car crash. I can't look away.

acm323

  

mandee

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 11:56 AM

i know a guy named lance too. we went through elementary to high school together and were always on the same bus. i wouldn't say we were friends but if i saw him in public today, i'd give him a smile.

mandee

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 11:58 AM

CLEARLY I AM USING LANCE AS A VERB IN THE TITLE (MINUS THE QUESTION MARK THAT WOULD HAVE RUINED THE PARODY ASPECT).

ZT Spice

  

mandee

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 12:29 PM

we're mocking your mock thread. does it taste bitter, zt? does it?

mandee

  

anfernee

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 1:15 PM

Yeah I know a guy named lance too. Total jerkbag. Azn too.

anfernee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 2:03 PM

I LOLd when I read the title.


funny you ask.... Ive been geting alot of acne on the back of my head/neck and I keep picking at them. SOme permanent scars have developed. Its bad times, very unattractive.

whoisnumbaone

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 3:28 PM
Edited Friday, July 11, 2008 at 3:38 PM

we're mocking your mock thread. does it taste bitter, zt? does it? —mandee

MY LOVE GILLS RUN ON SEMEN.

Yeah I know a guy named lance too. Total jerkbag. Azn too. —anfernee

I know a guy named Lance who would lance himself with hypodermic needles. Irony.

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acm323

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 12:35 AM

There's a guy at work with a huge cyst on his cheek. It's been there ever since I've known him. Over a year, I'd say. It looks like a golfball is buried a couple millimeters under his cheek. I'm not exaggerating.

I've heard it's dangerous to lance cysts yourself. You can get a serious infection. I'm thinking he has no health insurance and that's why he hasn't gone to a doctor. But even without insurance...how expensive can draining a cyst be? Come on!

I don't know how that guy keeps his hands off it! If I had a cyst that big I would be poking it and squeezing it day and night until the pus flew out of my face.

acm323

  

anfernee

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 4:12 AM

worst post ever...^

anfernee

  

ZT Spice

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 6:34 AM

BEATING OFF ANYWAY

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airking32

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 12:58 PM

^iawtc

airking32

  

000

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 1:29 PM

i had a teacher with a giant potato sized tumor on his jaw. he tried to cover it with a beard. later he died

000

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 9:19 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 9:31 PM

plurry

  

doingdoingdoing

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 9:55 PM

LanceArmstrong1hr-76.jpg

there's another one like this only without the bicycle seat on

doingdoingdoing

  

acm323

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 11:53 PM

Why would anyone want to have sex with Lance Bass?

acm323

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 1:32 AM

Because they're gay.

Dusty TheHick

  

acm323

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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 11:03 PM

Yeah...but look at him. He looks ridiculous. Same with Clay Aiken.

acm323

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, July 13, 2008 at 11:07 PM

teh gays have different taste.

Dusty TheHick

  

mandee

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:09 AM

clay aiken used to be so cute. now he's practically grotesque.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:45 PM

"practically?"

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, July 14, 2008 at 10:47 PM

That's jenked mandee.

ZT Spice

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