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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 12:44 AM
Edited Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 12:48 AM My roomate went out tonight and I didnt expect him home untill about 2:30. I was jerking off in the living room and he walk in at about 1:40. I got caught RED-HANDED :P pun intended. now its awkward. he was totally like "oh, caught u jerkin off" all i could say was "well, I was just abot to start." I guess that better than mid-stroke amirite? —whoisnumbaone |
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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 4:49 AM If you don't masturbate in front of other people you are a LIAR! —MajandraFan |
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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 5:20 AM You didn't have a picture of him in front of you did you? —Mayonnaise |
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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 10:16 AM I'm in a coffee shop now. I want to beat off to this so bad.
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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 10:52 AM
Edited Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 11:10 AM I used to live with two dudes. We had a hacked cable box so we could watch fights, basketball, porn. One of my roommates was a baker and prone to narcolepsy due to his hours. My other roommate found him one morning in his awesome leather recline passed out, pants undone, TV on the porn channel, and holding a melting ice cream sandwich. Too tired to eat ice cream or beat off-it was really sad. The brand of ice cream sandwich? Mr. Cookie Face--seems important somehow. —bguirk |
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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 2:16 PM I have a million stories about that guy--he was awesome to live with. He sold drugs so he could get 4 snow tires so we could go skiing during the work week w/o having to pull over to chain up. We're out of touch, but I should call him or his parents. —bguirk |
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