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Kevin U.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 8:25 PM

Here's a pic:

Kevin U.

  

airking32

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 8:39 PM

congratulations, kevin u.! post details about the home please. location, sq. footage, bdr/bath setup, yard, etc. also, i'd love to know how much you paid, but if your not comfortable posting that i understand.

airking32

  

drakeguy19

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 8:39 PM

Looks nice. How much was it?

drakeguy19

  

mandee

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:07 PM

^those are unimportant details, plus you two are too small to get that information from kevin. kevin, don't answer that.

are you buying it with your lady friend?

mandee

  

airking32

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:22 PM

kiss my ass, mandee. i'm no fan of drake either, but MY questions are pertinent and i doubt i'm the only one who is interested.

shut the fuck up and let kevin answer or not answer on his own accord.

airking32

  

mandee

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:22 PM

he's not going to tell you.

mandee

  

plurry

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:46 PM

congrats kev. did you qualify for any sweet FHA type loans?

i did when i bought my first house at 23. mine was a fixer upper though. i turned it over after three years of repairing and upgrading this and that.

i made a nice profit when i sold it, but have been a renter ever since because i hate being responsible for maintenance: everything from lawn care to cleaning out the gutters to patching roof leaks, etc.

i've decided i'm not buying another house until i can afford to pay some piss-ant to do all the menial things i feel above.

plurry

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 9:48 PM

I just want a street address.

MajandraFan

  

doingdoingdoing

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:09 PM

^ omg same

I figured Kevin U. was already living in some kick-ass mansion. I mean, doesn't he own TLC or something? I thought that paid shit-loads.

doingdoingdoing

  

mandee

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:28 PM

i want more details about his lady friend and pictures of the inside after it is decorated.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:41 PM

Congrats, Kev.


For some reason, I like split-levels.

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 2:31 AM

congratulations, kevin!

plurry, howzabout a condo? the benefits of homeownership with none of the maintenance. michigan has detached condos where each home is a separate, free-standing unit, but there's an association which does all the outdoor maintenance.

pookie

  

mandee

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 3:17 AM

i need to find somewhere to move by monday. i wanna live with someone who has a doggy.

mandee

  

Kevin U.

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 6:47 AM

Thanks for the kind words everyone - now who wants to help me paint the interior and move?

I like split levels too, Dusty.

plurry - yes, our loan is an FHA loan, with down payment assistance - "first time buyer" type of deal. It's not really a fixer-upper, but it does need some work - especially the back yard. Also, the bathrooms and kitchen are builder's grade, and could use some upgrading.

doingdoingdoing - SV owns TLC, so he's the one living in a solid gold mansion, not me. I've just been here too long.

MF - maybe if you fly to the states to help me move.

mandee - yes, my 'lady friend' will be co-owner of the house.

It's got 3 bedrooms and a full bath upstairs, laundry, 1/2 bath, and a living room/den downstairs, and kitchen, dining, living room on the main level.

Kevin U.

  

pookie

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 7:49 AM

^ our little kevin is all grown up

pookie

  

anobody

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 8:54 AM

Awesome Kevin - congrats :D

anobody

  

anfernee

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 10:48 AM

doingdoingdoing - SV owns TLC, so he's the one living in a solid gold mansion, not me.

lol. innit crazy how this forum is like a journal of our lives...remember when me and lexie and stef were all innocent lil virgins? remember when TF and MF were just online buddies and not getting married? remember when catloaf got pregnant? goodtimes.

anfernee

  

mandee

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 10:50 AM

catloaf is always pregnant. remember when someone (i forget her name) sent me a toy with electric shocks?

mandee

  

plurry

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 2:05 PM
Edited Friday, July 4, 2008 at 2:06 PM

howzabout a condo?

uh, oh. it's weird al time!

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, used to live in Jamaica
But I don't live dere no more
Had to change me lifestyle
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a lonely Rastaman
Living in dis American town
Gonna sell me Bob Marley records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne

I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
and get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Wo, gonna cut off me dreadlocks
T'row away all me ganja
I'll have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a health spa
I'll get a bowl of plastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'll have the neighbors over
for a weenie barbeque

Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I get a funny little T-shirt wit' de alligator on

Ain't gonna work in de field no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de field no more (no, no)
Gonna be Amway distributor

Ja Ja, ja, ja, life is so very hard
I need a ja ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard

Oh, I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a wall-to-wall carpeting
Get a wallet full 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de lawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de alligator on

What'd you say?

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 10:57 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 10:55 AM

Congrats Kevin. I just bought a house too. Someday I might move into it.

bguirk

  

mandee

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 12:46 PM

i need a room by monday or else i'll be sleeping outside next to the protesters who camp outside of big ben.

mandee

  

gh

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 9:03 PM
Edited Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 9:05 PM

A suggestion to Kevin and to everyone else out there that is planning on buying a house with someone they are not legally married to…

Do a partnership agreement prior to closing on the purchase.
The reason is that if one of you wants to improve or sell the house they can’t without the other’s permission.

For example, if one person wants to sell the house, and the other person does not, the first person can’t sell it.
But if they have a partnership agreement, it would spell out how the second person could buy out the first person and allow him to get out of the house.

If two people are married, they don’t need a partnership agreement since if they got divorced, the courts would address the house.
But when friends divorce, there are no guidelines without a partnership agreement.

An attorney can write one up or there is probably one that can be found on the internet. It is cheap insurance against future problems.

gh

  

doingdoingdoing

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 9:10 PM

Oh, shit, is this THE GH?



doingdoingdoing

  

jizzgrenade

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Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 11:08 PM
Edited Saturday, July 5, 2008 at 11:13 PM

does anybody else hear the audio of dusty's videos in real-time, but see the visuals in slow motion? i can't figure out whether it's intentional or not, or if it's actually just me...
too much lsd, maybe?

i was joking, for the dorks who can never tell; i've never touched acid, shrooms, or any of that hard crap. smoke and brew's my game

EDIT: good times on the house, kevin (just because it seems obligatory)

jizzgrenade

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 1:40 AM

They're synchronized properly for me, but I did find, when I put one on someone's myspazz, the same thing you describe. I think it might be because she has too much shit on her page.

Dusty TheHick

  

jizzgrenade

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 2:35 AM
Edited Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 2:35 AM

that makes sense; my computer's a bit old too, and it does seem to vary quite a bit.

jizzgrenade

  

anfernee

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 2:39 AM

Close some windows, it will work normally.

anfernee

  

Sassafras Roots

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 4:01 AM

Where do you live, Kevin?

Sassafras Roots

  

Kevin U.

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 6:45 AM

Colorado.

Kevin U.

  

mandee

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 8:33 AM

Ah Colorado, home of Sea World.

mandee

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 9:45 AM
Edited Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 9:46 AM

Water World.

Colorado is the greatest state in the nation, and if you talk shit about again I will curse you with my 1/8th Cherokee powers.

ZT Spice

  

airking32

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 2:37 PM

its what gives him his tenacity.

airking32

  

foob2011

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 8:37 PM

SV owns TLC, so he's the one living in a solid gold mansion, not me.

did you just accidentally reveal that SV is a guy, or has that been out for a while, or am i just retarded?

foob2011

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 8:38 PM

I think you're reading too much into it.

Dusty TheHick

  

foob2011

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Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 8:42 PM

or im just reading it.

foob2011

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, July 7, 2008 at 1:35 AM

He's simply speaking in generic terms. The sex of Silent Virgin isn't known and remains undetermined.

MajandraFan

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Monday, July 7, 2008 at 6:23 PM

Wasn't there a recording of Anderson talking about SV as a "chick"? I swear someone on the hub had a recording of that. I think it was hash.

Yog-Laithoth

  

jizzgrenade

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Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 1:22 AM
Edited Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 1:25 AM

07-14-2003 with guest kerri kasem, about 42 minutes in, after anderson plays drew on crank yankers for the first time, he mentions that silent virgin sent it to him, and that she runs a loveline website; i just happened to be listening to that one.

but he could have been making an assumption

jizzgrenade

  

mandee

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Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 1:47 AM

silent virgin sounds like a lady name, so i bet he just assumed. i've always assumed sv was a dude.

mandee

  

anobody

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Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 5:45 AM

Come on people - it's obviously a dood; everybody knows chicks don't know how to use computers.

anobody

  

ZT Spice

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Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 10:23 PM

or huff jenkem.

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 11:07 PM

SV doesn't like me.

Dusty TheHick

  

airking32

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Thursday, July 10, 2008 at 11:48 PM

that's because you just farted.

airking32

  

bguirk

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Friday, July 11, 2008 at 11:49 PM

the love of buffy is highly suspicious.

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, July 12, 2008 at 9:08 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

Kevin U.

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 8:23 PM

I love the mystery surrounding SV's gender.

Kevin U.

  

striekar

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 8:25 PM
Edited Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 8:26 PM

How much do you think SV would sell this RV for (domain + survr + whole kittencabootle)?

striekar

  

Kevin U.

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 8:31 PM

SV is a philanthropist, and is not likely willing to sell.

Kevin U.

  

striekar

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 8:49 PM
Edited Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 8:51 PM

So if I start the Striekar Loveline non profit org/charitable foundation, name ano and abm as accountants, dusty as public relations, zt in hr, Colin in IT, whois at tactical, stefani/acm answering phones, and drake as janitor, our favorite philanthropist will sign it over?

striekar

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 10:42 PM

Not to YOU, chump.

Dusty TheHick

  

striekar

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 10:59 PM

striekar

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, August 3, 2008 at 11:30 PM

heh

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Monday, August 4, 2008 at 12:07 AM

it would be quite interesting if SV would chime in, and mention those they appreciate and those despised.

plurry

  

striekar

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Monday, August 4, 2008 at 12:10 AM
Edited Monday, August 4, 2008 at 12:13 AM

Oh I think it's assumed that I'm indispensable.

SV never posts. Just hypothetically, what would you do if I turned out to be SV screwing with you all from a penthouse?

striekar

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, August 4, 2008 at 12:15 AM

it would be quite interesting if SV would chime in, and mention those they appreciate and those despised.

—plurry


I'd enjoy that, too...but I doubt it'd ever happen. It strikes me that SV is kinda like a teacher: won't admit to having favorite students, because it would comprimise principles...uhhhhh...or something huh-huh.

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, August 4, 2008 at 5:34 AM

I WOULD BE AWESOME AT HR.

ZT Spice

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