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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 3:54 AM Fuck yeah, Im working at Dunkin! Im starting out on the 5 am shift, which is good cause I ususlaly havent been to bed yet. Oh man, theres this fucking bombass chick who works the counter when Im there (I work the Coollatta machine). Shes got this tight ass and this awesome forehead stud. I cant wait to nail her! She told me shes got this biker boyfriend, but I think she was just kidding since I saw her making outwith this guy in the parking lot and he was black, and black people dont ride motorcycles. They cant keep their balance or something. I dont know, its pretty fucked up, yknow? Any advice on picking her up? She said shes into death metal and nileism, which I think is studying rivers or something. —coffeecakes |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 5:09 AM I want to know your name. I want to know everything about you. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 5:18 AM Edited Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 5:19 AM Uhh, my names Todd, I live in Buffalo (GO BISONS!), Im 25, and I Try to listen to Loveline every night. I dont hate Stryker, hes pretty funny sometimes. I wish theyd get DAGAROONI ON MORE, THOUGH! —coffeecakes |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 7:16 AM She probably doesn't date guys who work in donut shops. —Mayonnaise |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 9:39 AM Please, striker, tongue my anus till I squeal like a piggy. —drakeguy19 I enjoy sex with men —drakeguy19 When did I say these two? —drakeguy19 |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 1:30 PM "She probably doesn't date guys who work in donut shops." Durrr, she works in a donut shop! —coffeecakes |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 2:22 PM if i worked there i'd eat donuts til my heart stopped —000 |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 3:25 PM hey coffee, i lived in bflo my own self. yay bisons. i always used to go to opening day. i hate calling it dunn tire park though. i miss good old pilot field. —pookie |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 5:14 PM Yeah...she works in a donut shop because she's a loser, but that doesn't mean she wants to date one. —Mayonnaise |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 5:39 PM ^ yeah, some women have this double standard when it comes to careers. seinfeld had a routine about that. roughly: women really care what guys do for a living, which is why guys make up phony titles for their jobs like "east coast head of marketing and blah blah blah" whereas, men don't care at all what a woman does for a living as long as she's hot "oh, you work in a slaughterhouse? that's interesting. so what do you do, just lop off their heads? okay, so why don't you just shower off and we can go out and grab something to eat" pretty much what mayo said —pookie |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 10:54 PM Edited Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 10:55 PM I forgot about Dag. Wait, does he actually ride motorcycles? Shes not a loser! Shes going to Erie community college! I did go there for half a semester, but I decided to take some time off to travel after I got put on academic probation. I went to Niagra Falls. Frickin awesome! —coffeecakes |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 10:57 PM wow! you travelled a whole 45 minutes away? you're such a vagabond. lol. —pookie |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 10:59 PM Thanks, I love traveling. One time I went down to NY city. I saw some naked guy in Time Square playing guitar. Fuckin gay! —coffeecakes |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 11:15 PM DAG will be in Portland next Friday night at the Aladin. I will be at a rehearsal dinner. Guess where I'd rather be? —bguirk |
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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 3:20 AM She's going to Erie JUNIOR College, huh? Yeah...that's got "winner" written all over it. Time to make the donuts! —Mayonnaise |
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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 2:33 PM You know what? Fuck you! We get that your life is patehtic, since you have to make fun of people you dont even know!. Immature! —coffeecakes |
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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 4:58 PM "patehtic" Is that what they teach you at JUNIOR College? —Mayonnaise |
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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:24 PM Hey, coffeecakes...What's your favorite kind of donut to have sex with? —Dusty TheHick |
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Thursday, July 3, 2008 at 10:31 PM Anything but glazed. If you have sex with a glazed donut, you're a faggot. —coffeecakes |
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