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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 at 9:25 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 1, 2008 at 9:43 AM Genesis 19 1 The two angels came to Sodom at evening. Lot sat in the gate of Sodom. Lot saw them, and rose up to meet them. He bowed himself with his face to the earth, 2 and he said, "See now, my lords, please turn aside into your servant's house, stay all night, wash your feet, and you can rise up early, and go on your way." They said, "No, but we will stay in the street all night." 3 He urged them greatly, and they came in with him, and entered into his house. He made them a feast, and baked unleavened bread, and they ate. 4 But before they lay down, the men of the city, the men of Sodom, surrounded the house, both young and old, all the people from every quarter. 5 They called to Lot, and said to him, "Where are the men who came in to you this night? Bring them out to us, that we may have sex with them." ANGEL FUCKING FAGGOTS? YOU ARE PART OF THE MYSTERY. —ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 at 10:34 AM The only Bible verse I like is the Ezekiel whatever that Samuel L. Jackson says in Pulp Fiction...goes to show what a pathetic Catholic I am...lol —Sassafras Roots |
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 at 12:00 PM not an exact quote, but: "do unto others as you would have them do unto you" —pookie |
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 at 1:13 PM "let there be light" —mandee |
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Beat It! |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 6:10 PM Anything with "begat" and/or "sayeth." Fun words, those. —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 7:58 PM
Edited Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 7:59 PM the book is a laugh riot start to finish. seriously: sacrificing animals to appease an invisible sky god, talking, flaming bushes, an unsubstantiated claim of a world wide flood with a guy who built a massive ark, captured two of every species and brought all of them on board, erroneous accounts of jews enslaved in egypt, a caring, loving god that allows his people to wander miserably in the desert for eons just for kicks, and it never lets up!
talking serpents, an immaculate conception, women being the result of a couple of male ribs and some dirt, an angel of death, someone swallowed by a whale surviving, encouragement of multiple wives and beating down homosexuals, advising that people who worked on sundays be put to death, dudes living hundreds of years, the earth being 6,000 years old. then you have this central hippy character in the second half of the book who performs miracles and preaches of peace and love only to be crucified for it, yet returns to life a few days later. don't even get me started on the delusional acid trip ending of revelations. four horsemen, hydras, a guy named peter floating in the air blowing a trumpet while the central figure vacuums the souls of his believers to "heaven" where they live happily ever after. an amusing read, but wow, what a crock of shit! —plurry |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 8:07 PM It wasn't even written by one person, it was supposedly written by a bunch of different people. One book is just a collection of letters from Paul to the Romans. —drakeguy19 |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 at 10:56 PM "I will cut off from Ahab him that pisseth against the wall" actually, i try to incorporate the word "pisseth" into my everyday conversations. gotta love being raised catholic with the good old king james. —pookie |
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Friday, July 4, 2008 at 4:05 PM Isaiah 3:12 where God lists the curses upon the people because women rule over them. All too true. —striekar |
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