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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 10:34 PM and no, not public restrooms. Behind a 76 gas station. I wiped with a road map. In a river In the ocean —whoisnumbaone |
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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 11:39 PM
Edited Friday, June 13, 2008 at 11:46 PM I've been stranded far from toilets several times as I went for my long lonely walks.
I'm a piece of shit!
When you've been eating well, and when you don't clench at all, it slides out clean. I guess that's how they did it back in the way back days. I mean, toilet paper is only for our saturated lives. oh, but location? a tree here, a bush there. out and about, in the nature of canberra.
not the most fun thing ever; mostly stressed about someone walking upon me and seeing. but it's better than cramping for several hours. —MajandraFan |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 4:11 AM 1. in the woods on swan's island off the coast of maine 2. in the rockies, by a creek off the side of the road in montana both times involved leaves in "loo" of tp (i crack myself up sometimes) —pookie |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 6:16 AM the western wall.
BOOYAH
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 7:08 AM the ocean. at least 20 times —000 |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:14 AM When I was in the 10th grade I took a shit in the bathroom sink...it was after school...does that count? —Sassafras Roots |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:01 PM in many forests. not exactly public, but there you go. I assume you mean successful shits and not shitting your pants. —bguirk |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 1:38 PM when i was young and had no sense
i took a wizz on an electric fence
it hurt so bad
it shocked my balls
then i took a crap in my overalls. —plurry |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 1:50 PM *wild applause* —pookie |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 6:30 PM I was on the school track team, so I had to stay after school everyday and practice...one day when I was fixin to go home, I literally just said, "Fuck it. Im gonna go shit in the sink"...the night before or a few nights before, Adam mentioned somethin about some guy defecating in the back seat of a car...it was a fuckin hilarious bit...so anyway in my mind I was like, "I need to take a shit somewhere weird, just so I can say I did it"...so at school I just went to the bathroom, locked the door, dropped trou and sat in the sink...took a shit, wiped ass, and left...the next morning the bathroom was closed off for a while...it was some fuckin crazy shit (pun intended)... —Sassafras Roots |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 6:33 PM This makes me feel so good about myself. Aside from "the incident", I haven't shat anywhere but a toilet since I in diapers. —anobody |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 10:22 PM when i was young little and had no sense
i took a wizz on an electric fence
it hurt so bad
it shocked my balls
then i took a crap in my overalls. —plurry
Ah, a favorite of mine as well...and I'm willing to bet we both got it from the same source. Kudos to you, sir.
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 10:56 PM for me, the mid 90's was a lot of sitting around, smoking copious amounts of weed and watching beavis and butt-head, loveline on MTV and married with children. —plurry |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:57 PM ^ ditto You mean you had an incident as well, my brother? I kid! I kid! —anobody |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 12:00 AM Same here, plus Quantum Leap. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 12:06 AM same here, but put the weed back in, add Seinfeld to Beavis & Butthead and Quantum Leap, and throw in dating some women w/ addictive personalities that didn't treat me well. Also, jenkem. Yay 90's. —bguirk |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 12:14 AM I didn't mention Leap, because, in my case, it is a given. Same with Homicide. —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 12:21 AM *edit* ah yes - Homicide; there was a good show. Also, somehow, I'm reminded of The Commish (though I'm sure there are a half dozen other great ones that I'm forgetting). I was about to say that I only dated one woman in all of the '90s - Jill in my freshmen year of high school (1990)... then I remembered that I did my masters in '98/'99, so I'd have to add in Renee, Krissi, Adrianne, and Ishuan, so I guess I wasn't doing *quite* as badly as I thought.
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:10 PM Fall of 2006 (first relationship after my ex-wife left me). —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 6:20 AM Oh yeah - you know I did man! No. Not really. —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:10 AM YOU HAD SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S MOM? how dare you. —stefanie |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 4:56 PM That'd be so sick in so many different ways. Renee had a kid a year or two after we broke up and I'm still weirded out by that. —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:20 PM seems like everyone is having kids now. —bguirk |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:25 PM I just remembered - I actually dated a MILF once. Krissi was from Kauai and she had a daughter who lived back there with her boyfriend (which didn't stop her from dating). She was pretty damned cute but the kid weirded me out (although I never met her and most of the time she was out of sight out of mind). —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:42 PM I dated a MILF too. Loved the kid, but I couldn't get along with the Mom even though I tried for 2-3 years. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 6:17 AM I never met the kid and didn't even realize that she had one for a few weeks.
—anobody |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:15 AM when i first got a myspace whn i was like 16 this older guy with a beard started talking to me and that was fine but anyway i guess about a year ago he started posting on this livejournal community that i've been lurking for years. he's pretty funny. he looks like tim from les savy fav. apparently this is his mom's impression of him. "hi, i'm jason, i like short girls with small boobs that can sew and paint, but i'm afraid to settle when i find one because all the girls that paint or sew are insane." i think he's an alcoholic.
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:37 AM all the girls that paint or sew are insane LMAO i'm dying —mandee |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 12:55 PM Dude, last summer, some guy friended me on myspace and was like NASCAR obsessed, and he's like messaging me all the time, and I was like "whatever, he's proly lonely" so I responded to him, look here's some of the messages:
"Sorry, already a pest, lol lol, sure hope not. Heh which person in the picture is you. No crazy person her either, just a normal bit older, well fortyish guy, that enjoys people that like nascar also. lates steve"
"yo dude, were u over by the speed channel stage for the show last night??? thought maybe i saw you there, not sure. how was your first couple days, see you must have a lap top since u checked in here today, have a great one, and if you might want to meet tomorrow and you have a cell phone send me your number and i will try and get you , maybe can get you to meet some drivers, never know, and have you got to yet. laters steveo" "there is a few in nascar, i can tell you about a couple, lol ohhhh im so bad, may be older here but im kewl dude!!!"
Okay, and then one day my friend posted a bulletin under mmy name saying "I'm gay". and the guy like tripped out, he was so happy. its all good bud, but i do have several friends who are [gay] and even though i am married, now promise to be discreet man, i only come clean with people that i find to be way kewl and very very discreet k, promise i think im possibly bi courious dude, i mean come on look at all those pictures of sport jocks you have posted on your site, you gonna tell me you dont enjoy figuring out which pictures to use, ok enough said, lets chat man, wheres your new pictures, and how in the fuck did you end up with carl at the busch races, i gotta know. be kewl, i am ps write me only this way if were gonna chat this way, and man dont hold it against me if you arent into it at all laterz bud
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mandee |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 3:19 PM that would freak me out so hard. delete him. it just got too real. —mandee |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 3:45 PM ahaha, of course I did, but not before showing it to all my friends. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 8:46 PM Holy fuck! Anfernee was MySpace friends with Jack Silver. :O —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 8:48 PM dude, i mean come on look at all those pictures of sport jocks you have posted on your site, you gonna tell me you dont enjoy figuring out which pictures to use, ok enough said, lmao —stefanie |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 8:50 PM Say what you will - the man has a point. —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 8:56 PM ahaha, seriously, when I read that, i gagged a little. wow, I just heard that maneater song Adam would always rip on for the first time, dear God that is an awful song —anfernee |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:11 PM How the fuck could you not have heard that song until now? [flashes back to it being on an endless loop on the radio when I was a little kid] —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:36 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:37 PM i've crapped in a urinal twice and once in the sink, all in highschool.
also crapped on somebody'd doorstep back in germany with a few other people, not at the same time though...
then a bunch in the forest,
once in my back yard
my favorite one yet was in a classroom in high school —jizzgrenade |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:42 PM How did you solve the wet ass cheek problem when shitting into a urinal? Or were they the giant ones that go to the floor? —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:44 PM Obviously used the hover method. —derekho |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:46 PM [stays up all night in the middle of the desert with an elite team of scientists frantically scribbling calculations on a blackboard] —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 9:50 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 10:11 PM ^lol
actually no it was perfect, we had these wierd waterless urinals, they don't even flush. i just wiped the edge of piss and sat my moist ass down.
the first time it was a joke, and i did it for $5, the second time the toilet was out of order, so i just crapped in the urinal, same with the sink, except it was the girls bathroom. I got a loott of grief for that one.... our year played a lot of pranks in the bathroom so they were closed pretty frequently —jizzgrenade |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 10:50 PM Anfernee was MySpace friends with Jack Silver. "NOT GAY!" —plurry |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:29 PM [while watching the Maneater video]:
BEAVIS: This guy's hair is cool, 'cause it looks like mine.
BUTT-HEAD: Yeah...and he's a maneater. Are you a maneater, Beavis? BEAVIS: Yeah...um...I mean...No. —Dusty TheHick |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:30 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:38 PM i once drew a picture of beavis and gave it to the boy i liked at school. 
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:42 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 11:43 PM i was 8. he seemed impressed and showed everyone in the class. later, he asked me if i was an ameture. but i didn't know what that meant so i didn't say anything. i went home and looked it up though. and then he was my boyfriend and we got married. just kidding. and then he turned into a stoner/douchebag. i should friend him on facebook. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:32 AM why do you have dozens of clueless captures in your photobucket? —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 5:02 AM i just wanted the one where she puts the tv on beavis and butthead and he complains then i picked out two more. suck my dick. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 7:50 AM clueless is a classic —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 9:35 AM haha yea, one of the better movies that my gf has "made" me see —jizzgrenade |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:19 AM i'm debating whether or not to make my boyfriend watch mean girls. my thinking is even if he doesn't like it there are hot girls in it. if you're a guy and you've seen it what did you think? i've gotten one good opinion and one who didn't like it. break the tie, motherfuckers. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:37 AM ^ lol. well, since you asked so nicely, my 26 year old nephew said he liked it but probably wouldn't watch it again. —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:42 AM omg danny devito i love your work! —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:50 AM I thought it was fine. Pretty stupid but funny. —derekho |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:16 PM I got a loott of grief for that one.... our year played a lot of pranks in the bathroom so they were closed pretty frequently —jizzgrenade ROFL —whoisnumbaone |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 5:42 PM It was like John Tucker Must Die, but better. I still think Lohan is a shitty actress though. But the hispanic girl is soooo cute. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 6:21 PM i thought lindsay lohan was very good in the parent trap —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:12 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:12 PM I thought Mean Girls was okay, but I probably would've liked it better when I was younger. —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:16 PM 
Nooooo, that one on the left. The 2 blondes are fug, and Lohan looked good here, but it was all downhill from there... —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:21 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:21 PM i'd get him to watch it as long as you can let him make fun of it; it's worth seeing though, i appreciated it. how old is he? —jizzgrenade |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:42 PM Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried are fug? Son, son, son. —MajandraFan |
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Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:46 PM Rachel looks much better as a brunette. See Wedding Crashers (even though it sucks). —Dusty TheHick |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:55 PM She looks good blonde too. See The Famous Jett Jackson episode 3.19 (even though it's hilarious). —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 11:00 PM Am I the only one who thought her character in The Family Stone was hotter before she found cardigan-ed true love happiness? Both in the way she looked and acted. —MajandraFan |
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Friday, June 20, 2008 at 12:01 AM Why are her legs oranger than carrottop's pubes in that picture? —anfernee |
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Friday, June 20, 2008 at 8:05 AM kudos once again to dusty! —pookie |
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Friday, June 20, 2008 at 9:01 PM No, it's a new one.
I think the leg-color is due to wearing nylons...just a theory.
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Friday, June 20, 2008 at 9:14 PM her stomach is the same color. i'm going to pretend that it's bad lighting. —mandee |
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Friday, June 20, 2008 at 10:33 PM Yeah, I noticed that after I made my post, but was too lazy to "drake" it. I think it actually is bad lighting. —Dusty TheHick |
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Friday, June 20, 2008 at 11:19 PM
Edited Friday, June 20, 2008 at 11:19 PM orange = spray-on tan —pookie |
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Saturday, June 21, 2008 at 11:15 AM that's what it looks like. imma eat a orange and then do a cartwheel. whoaho —mandee |
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