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striekar

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Wal mart family restroom +1

striekar

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 4:18 PM

you're a man whore.

adams_babymomma

  

jizzgrenade

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 5:11 PM

airplane bathroom

jizzgrenade

  

Bears attack!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 5:42 PM

At school, during school, in the bathroom. more than once .

Bears attack!

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:20 PM

I believe R&B singer Rihanna masturbated in a bathroom at KFC.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/special/pdf/RihannaOfferLetter.pdf

adams_babymomma

  

bguirk

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:14 PM

In striekar's drink.

bguirk

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:53 PM

On a beach

whoisnumbaone

  

jizzgrenade

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:04 PM

^lol i dunno why that's so funny but it is

jizzgrenade

  

airking32

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:04 PM

airplane bathroom

congratulations, you're now a member of the mile dry club.

*rimshot*

airking32

  

jizzgrenade

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:08 PM

haha yea, instead of a champagne they gave me a wet-nap...

jizzgrenade

  

striekar

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Edited Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:13 PM

<<<"mile dry club" lolz

I spit on my hands when I did it in the wal mart bathroom. Beating off totally dry takes skill.

whoisnumbaone just invented a new drink. "BARKEEP, GIMME A WACKZ ON THE BEACH!"

striekar

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 2:08 PM

Public places you've beat off in —striekar

YOUR WIFE'S SWISS-CHEESED MOUTH.

ZT Spice

  

striekar

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 2:17 PM
Edited Friday, June 13, 2008 at 2:17 PM

Nope sorry, the wife's mouth is a PRIVATE club for only one member. (Ya like the play on the word "member," ahh yea)

striekar

  

anfernee

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 7:22 PM

haha yea, instead of a champagne they gave me a wet-nap...

That was pretty good, props given where props are due.

anfernee

  

striekar

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:45 AM
Edited Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:46 AM

Woa, this topic got 4 pages on another forum I posted it in. I loved the discussion with a woman who has a 12 year old about to start his masturbatory career. The cumsensus seems to be that young males beat off a lot. It's a wonder I graduated high school with all those "bathroom" breaks at home (shit and that was the 80s b4 the interwebs). I don't miss walking to and from EVERY class with a hard on. Sometimes I remember dreading having to carry something with both hands if a boner was coming on (the free hand either kept it pointed up or pushed the pants out a little so no one would notice). I never thought of this then (I was in too much of a panic about my constant boners) but if someone said something now about my pants bulge, I'd either tell dusty to go away or I'd have to tell her I'm married.

striekar

  

whoisnumbaone

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:28 PM

cumsensus

lol

whoisnumbaone

  

striekar

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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:49 PM

No one wants to work for the cum census bureau for some reason.

striekar

  

Sassafras Roots

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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 11:23 AM

azn...lulz

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