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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:07 PM time to kick the toaster. it's on the blink again. —plurry |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:53 PM CUTE! four slices of toast at the same time. you're out of control! —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:54 PM My boyfriend insists he has to have a toaster for Toaster Scrambles. I think he should just put them in the toaster oven, because a toaster is a waste of space (and we have a toaster oven). —chix0r |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:57 PM my boyfriend doesn't have a toaster or a toaster oven. :/ —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:59 PM my toaster doesn't have a boyfriend. wait... from my toaster's point of view, am i too the toaster?
for only the bread can be the toastee... the toasted... \I am a toaster —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:03 PM there's a whole world out there i've yet to experience. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:17 PM The toaster OVEN is a waste of space. And what are toaster scrambles? —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:23 PM wait... from my toaster's point of view, am i too the toaster?
for only the bread can be the toastee... the toasted.. — MajandraFan One of my favorites from you. —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:24 PM A toaster oven is awesome. You can cook anything in it. Chicken nuggets, toast, pizza, chicken wings, anything you can put in the oven..except for you don't have to make your kitchen 10 degrees warmer because you just wasted electricity heating up the whole oven for 3 chicken wings. Toaster Scrambles are like Toaster Strudels except they're really nasty. They have various combinations of eggs, cheese, sausage and crap in them instead of delicious fruit filling. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:36 PM Actually that is a pretty good point^. I've never had one, but now that I think about it, if we did have one, I'd probably use it a lot, cause I like my frozen foods crispy as opposed to moist and soft that the microwave gives you. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:36 PM Exactly. It does the exact same thing a toaster does - and more. —chix0r |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:01 PM The toaster OVEN is a waste of space.
—anfernee The hell you say. I use my toaster oven 2 or 3 times a day, every day. —catloaf |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:57 PM YES! WE HAVE TWO OF THESE FOR SOME REASON. WE CALL THEM "TOASTEES" THOUGH. UGH IN SCOTLAND THEY FILLED SOME WITH INDIAN FOOD. IT WAS ORGASMIC. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:58 PM I nearly got one at one point that burned a little hello kitty into the bread. Decided against it. Worst choice ever. —derekho |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:00 PM derek made me lol again^ hello kitty is freaking cool, i don't care what age or gender you are. The hell you say. I use my toaster oven 2 or 3 times a day, every day.
chix0r already convinced me otherwise. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:02 PM ah, mf, my husband grew up with a sandwich toaster called "the party maker." he loved that thing. i must agree that toaster ovens are awesome, but i also understand the need for an actual toaster since a toaster toasts both sides simultaneously. that being said, no matter how much i spend on a good quality toaster, none of them has ever performed as perfectly as my parents' old, low-tech model. they just don't make'em like they used to. —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:05 PM Haha she's asian, right? —derekho |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:09 PM why? asian moms are so generous and nice, but they're usually also very strict and usually get what they want. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:11 PM Asian moms of male children are cooler than asian moms of female children. In my experience. —derekho |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:12 PM 50% chinese 50% panamanian 100% crazy —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:15 PM why? asian moms are so generous and nice, but they're usually also very strict and usually get what they want. —anfernee she falls in this spectrum i think. but she's my antagonist. what can i do? —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:16 PM what about azn moms who have a daughter and a son? what about hermaphrodites? —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:19 PM i rarely see asian mothers. maybe they're only around during the daytime. too nocturnal for my own damn good.
wait, asian daughters are nocturnal aren't they?
anfernee, do people tell you you have yellow fever? i get that from people in real life, even though i think i'm desperate for the whole spectrum of femalezzzzzzzzzzzzzz. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:00 PM hub is back in action. thanks, kevin! —plurry |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:11 PM i can't use dc++ because i do not have administrator rights. please teach me how to hack my dad. thanks. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:14 PM umm? can you log in with the profile your dad uses? do you know his passwerid? —plurry |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:41 PM chrisssss oooooooh. he is jumping over a bonfire. y/n? —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:48 PM it's fred, he's approximately your age. he is. that's from sunday night. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:49 PM i see it runs in the family.
ps. you should post them all in chronological order, and in matching outfits.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:02 PM australian....austrian...same thing! —lexieho |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:25 PM faggot better? —plurry |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:29 PM did you know that diarrhea is hereditary? yeah, it runs in your jeans! —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:41 PM im totally stealing that one. that first picture of MF's brother is solid. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:43 PM I also like the fact that if you glance at both pictures you figure one was taken outside with the fire and one inside moments later. But if you keep looking, he's wearing a different blue adidas sweatshirt, and holding a different axe. Does he have doubles of everything? —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:44 PM i hate those dots that show up on photographs. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:45 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:48 PM he has the same body as you do. you damn swimmers you.
although, how tall are you? he's 6'4. and i think you're a couple months older. edit: the body comments are directed at stefanie, not anfernee, duh.
edit: not really smiley face!
edit: the bottom photo is actually a year or more old. the fire one is from sunday night.
edit: he has doubles of his cocks oh snap! he snapped one, he used to have three. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:46 PM i think anfernee is 6'1' but i'm just guessing. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:47 PM 6 foot last time I checked. It's probably 6'1" now. He's younger than me?? trippy, he looks 21 or 22, if I were to guess. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:52 PM exactly half a year younger. cool, I'd travel to AU to hang out with you guys. I always wanted to so I could have a reason to fly there like all the people in Lost. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:54 PM your brother looks old. like from the 90's. maybe canberra is a timewarp and that's where your life has gone. ^_^ —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:55 PM all the characters on lost were flying to the states FROM sydney —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:59 PM oh shit everyone join this group or at least look at it.
[started by the other brother, chris]
Facebook is making Canberra even larger... From the discussion board:
Chris Marlton wroteon Apr 3, 2008 at 4:49 PM
Owen Traghdard spoke to me yesterday, he has recently purchases over 10,000 head of cattle to use up at least some of his green and lucious backyard, which he used a helicopter to travel across. The four hour journey, while beautiful, has lost him his job in Civic, because he simply can't get there. Over sixteen thousand people have been declared lost in Garema place alone. Reply to ChrisReport Post #2
Thomas Campbell (Calvin) replied to Chris's poston Apr 7, 2008 at 4:27 PM
Since facebook, I have never been able to get control of my vegetable garden. one day, I seeded a simple plot of land no more than a few square meters, and the next morning I woke up to find innumerable acres of rampant vegetation. Seven hundred rabbits arose to devour it, but thinking quickly I indentured them to harvest my crops. it took me seven years even with the rabbits but work is slowing because of low wages, and there's talk they may unionize and go on strike.
even my house has seemed to be growing. I can no longer use the remote control for my t.v because it's out of distance from the couch. my food is always cold by the time I get to the table, and when I use the restroom I usually have to go again by the time I get from the toilet to the sink. something needs to be done about this. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:00 PM I am now imagining anfernee with that kind of hairstyle.
—HocusPocus |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:04 PM my cat is now the size of an elephant! —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:05 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:05 PM oh shi
4 of my 15 facebook friends are fictional characters. —MajandraFan |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:07 PM canberra is getting so big when i'm driving my car just seems to go backwards. ^was that good? —stefanie |
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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:42 AM
Edited Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:42 AM all the characters on lost were flying to the states FROM sydney I know, my point was, they all had a different reason to have been in Sydney in the first place. And if I was there, my reason would be that I was visiting Ben and Fred. I am now imagining anfernee with that kind of hairstyle. Very well. Proceed. —anfernee |
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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:37 AM tell us more about gorman. —mandee |
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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 6:29 PM Rafael wrote this many years ago: My Penis Is A Vision Of Beauty (PART V) Zdizslaw Beksinski urinated out of his mouth when he stumbled upon his son’s thick penis as it lay resting on the sofa in the living room, its huge form reclining on a pile of silk cushions as it watched TV.
"Por Dios! Este pedaso de carne es muy bello!" he whispered between the torrents of piss that flew out of his small mouth as he bowed down.
“Please forgive me, I was not paying attention,” he said softly, head lowered.
His son, Gorman, opened the door of his bedroom when he felt his father foot on his penis. He advanced a few steps and stoped, awestruck by the majesty of his own Cock.
"Have you finished watching enough TV?" he asked his penis. —Yes, please bring me your mother and sister now— "Sure. Come on dad, get off the floor and help me un-lock mother and sis."
Zdizslaw swallowed the last of the urine that bubbled from his face and nodded, his eyes closed, taking deep breaths as he stood up and made his way to the basement.
Inside the basement it was too dark to see, but Gorman knew where he had last tied down his sister last night and so pushed past his father and made his way in the darkness without stumbling once. His father on the other had, fell over the prostrate form of his wife as he managed the steep staircase, his nostrils flaring when he caught a whiff of his her vadge.
"Smells like fucking vadge in here, son."
"Yes I know,” Gorman replied, “it’s just something we have to put up with for Mype’Nis’ sake. You know that that is the only thing he can eat."
Working the rusty locks that held his sister's legs apart, Gorman quickly spat in her face when she groggily came to consciousness, babbling nonsense out of her blood caked mouth. She was naked, and a large corset-like metal clamp held her torso to the cold cement. Two smaller clamps held her ankles wide apart; her filthy vadge spread open in the off change that Gorman’s penis wanted a midnight snack.
“Come on you fucking slut! Mype’Nis is waiting for his dinner!”
Gorman grabbed a handful of burnt pubic hair and with this dragged his sister up the steep stairs, her head banging against each step and jolting her more awake. Zdizslaw like wise dragged his wife to the door, only she had no regained consciousness yet, and Zdizslaw’s spittle was still dripping thickly from her eyes and nose.
Mype’Nis watched patiently as his dinner was brought to him, idly quoting from the Book Of Cock as he waited. His undulating folds of skin began to tighten, as his food was laid out before him. —I want the girl first— “Sure,” Gorman said easily as he slid his sister up to his penis’ eager head, pre-cum already moistening his hole. His sister struggled weakly, her urethra vibrating slightly, without energy to make visible her revulsion. Gorman stopped for a moment to lash out with his penis, stunning his sister into compliance with one blow to the head. Gorman's penis settled himself back on the sofa while Gorman himself gathered up his sister from the floor and arranged her in accordance with the Laws; her face to the ground, facing East, and her legs open and bent at the knee so that her vadge was directly under Mype’Nis’ hole. Her small breasts trembled as Gorman held a black candle under the right nipple for the appropriate time. When this was done, her nipple the correct shade of black, Gorman called his father to bring the knife and fork. Zdizslaw stoped idly kicking his wife’s vadge and went to the kitchen to get the gold knife and fork, which were locked in a special velvet coved box.
When he retuned Gorman began to carve small pieces of meat from his sister’s vadge with the knife, making sure to only cut the most succulent of the flesh. When he was done he stabbed the first piece with the fork and brought it to his penis’ hole, where it quickly devoured the morsel, chewing slowly to maximise the flavour of the meat. As Gorman continued to feed Mype’Nis, he reflected that his penis was indeed a vision of beauty; gently to the eye and soothing to the ear, its aura radiated peace and benevolence in equal doses, and, draped in the pomp and majesty of three hundred years of aristocratic breeding, it encouraged, indeed demanded, obedience and faith from the masses, eager as it is to evolve and thus increase its powers. Indeed, thought Gorman with satisfaction as he began to cut another piece of vadge from in between his sister’s legs, Mype’Nis is a vision of beauty, great and tremendous beauty. —MajandraFan |
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