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longest a girl has managed to stay on my penis?

  

Mayonnaise

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:07 AM

Any guesses?

Mayonnaise

  

striekar

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:00 PM

Falls out a lot huh. Too short huh. She wants to run away when she sees the sores huh.

striekar

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:37 PM

^JHF

derekho

  

striekar

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:40 PM

JHF?

striekar

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:42 PM

Wrong. Fail.

derekho

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:32 PM

Is this guy Mark 5?

whoisnumbaone

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:38 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:38 PM

dingdingding

and drew is boring
and striker
and lord knows who or what else.

plurry

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:42 PM

i used to have mark 5 quoted in my profile.

stefanie

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:49 PM

this profile or under the picture of Gael García Bernal?

MajandraFan

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:59 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:59 PM

gael

Proof that the RULE, is that women are stupid, with occasional surprising exceptions.

worst sentence structure ever.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:02 PM

I totally remember that quote^ in your profile, I always wondered why you put it in there. lol at sentence structure.

JHF obvi = Jamaica Hockey Federation

anfernee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:05 PM

i feel like making a comment, but I dont wanna be a "bandwagoner" becasue then Id be a hypocrite.

whoisnumbaone

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:07 PM

Hi,
I'm smaller hands, and I get all of my most adorable sweaters from parked Elementary school busses.


—von zipper
I HEARD ACM69 OWNS A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS "I ONCE PUKED WHILE S'ING SOME GUY'S D AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS CRAPPY PUKE IN MY CLEAVAGE."


[she actually was just borrowing that shirt from anobody, but the concept still applies]


—lexieho

i had these too.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:10 PM

this^ should be in the profiles thread.

Come on people! That helmet is not a chair! Let's get it together!

anfernee

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:19 PM

you're the one who took down your underwear pic.
wait, you're not lena. i've already beat off to your photos. okay i'm going to my room for making bad jokes.

MajandraFan

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:20 PM

anfernee always makes me think of margaret cho's cum gutters bit.

stefanie

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:20 PM

I actually thought it was Lena and got really confused when I read MF's post.

derekho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:34 PM

Stefanie's posts are underrated.


Also, it took me until now to get the parodiness of this thread.

Dusty TheHick

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 10:36 PM

thank you

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:38 AM
Edited Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:39 AM

well I don't know how one can be "underrated" on a forum, but I definitely agree, she's been posting a lot this week, and not coincidentally, the forum's been really good reading lately.

anfernee

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:39 AM

anfernee always makes me think of margaret cho's cum gutters bit.

What? Why? Is that good or bad?

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:46 AM

By "underrated," I simply meant that the quality isn't pointed out as much as others of similar quality are.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:54 AM

ah^. well explain her margaret cho post to me, I'm dying to knooooow.

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 7:18 AM
Edited Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:17 AM

you guys can stop sucking my dick. it's sweet but awkward.

it's been a while since i heard it so i'm kind of forgetting. you know those defined v-lines of your pelvic bones? she said something about how you only got those from sucking dick. so they were called cum gutters. gay gay something idk i can't remember or find it anywhere.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:49 AM

i take back all the nice stuff I said about you^.

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:52 AM

<3

stefanie

  

000

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 1:53 PM

drunk girl at the3 beach was about 25 pounds over a good bikini weight. she said she was a pirate hooker.
i asked "how much"
she said "more than YOU can afford"

i only said this cuz she tried to insult me: "so i pay by the pound?"

000

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:31 PM

^HAHAHAHAHA

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:33 PM
Edited Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:33 PM

my dick. it's sweet but awkward.

-stefanie


^Ia Yog-Laithoth

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 12:55 PM

Pay by the pound... LOL

whoisnumbaone

  

MajandraFan

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 7:08 PM

although he was having a conversation with a fat pseudo-prostitute so the joke's on him after all?
i want to mock this thread up but i can't figure out how. maybe something to do with langosta all in spanish. no, that's not right either.

MajandraFan

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