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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:11 PM I have never seen a midget book. also, ive never seen an indian chick book. —miyagi-sama |
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:13 PM Serious? Where have you been? http://www.amazon.com/Midget-Exhibit-Images-Heyday-Display/dp/0764321145/ref=pd_bbs_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1213132333&sr=8-1 —derekho |
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:15 PM Im assuming they havent been made bacause I havent seen them. —miyagi-sama |
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:20 PM Im assuming they havent been made bacause I havent seen them. —miyagi-sama zing! —stefanie |
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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:28 PM my butt itches so bad. omgomgomgomg! —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:12 AM I don't think one about coffee tables ever ACTUALLY got made did it? —striekar |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:56 AM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:41 AM 80s black florida prom 70s-80s bar mitzvahs
stef wtf?
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:41 AM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:41 AM i'd also like to see one on crazy cultural body mutilation; neck stretching, lip sretching, feet binding, the sexual ones not so much... —jizzgrenade |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:03 AM stef wtf? —jizzgrenade I SAT IN AN ANT PILE SATURDAY! —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:49 PM 80s black florida prom Ac3_R0ck0lla? —plurry |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:03 PM the kramer 1 about coffee tables —000 |
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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:05 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:05 PM ^Thank you, that's what I said. —striekar |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:13 PM
Edited Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 11:13 PM yea the prom and mitzfah ideas were both carolla's —jizzgrenade |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 3:06 AM "Mondo Freaks" aka: The Freak Book —pookie |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:12 AM This is one of those things I have zero interest in ever seeing. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:23 AM ^ it's not a real book. it's a joke from curb your enthusiasm. —pookie |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:38 AM Ah yes - I remember the episode. Even so though - if it existed, still something I wouldn't care to see. —anobody |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 11:26 AM ^ no kidding. it still disturbs me when the harelip pics appear on tv or the news sites. i have become pretty squeamish in my old age. even though i have to inject myself all day long, i don't have the stomach to do it to someone else. i could never be a nurse, but i'm glad there are people around who have the intestinal fortitude for such things. —pookie |
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Sunday, June 15, 2008 at 7:03 PM I don't generally consider myself squeamish (not that this freak shit really falls into that category; it's more just stuff that I don't need to see). I've seen surgeries without being bothered, and I even sliced my knee through the patella when I was a little kid and looking at that didn't bother me in the slightest. There are two incidents though - one where I nearly fainted, and one where I actually did faint. I'm in a virology lab. We're doing animal models, and we're supposed to practice injecting dye into specific sites in anesthetized mice, then destroy and dissect them to make sure we did it right. Thoracic cavity. Abdominal cavity. Subdermal. Trans-cranial. I have the mouse in my left hand, the syringe in my right, and I go through the abdominal cavity and squeeze. Didn't like that much, but I did it. Then I go for the transcranial. You're supposed to hold the mouse in such a way that the head is still, and push the needle through the skull. I've got it in my hand, have the needle up to the skull, push and feel a pop. While I'm doing this, I notice that the sounds in the room are echoing off in the distance. I feel like I'm in a tunnel, my fingers tingle, my face tingles, my tongue feels weird, and I'm a bit nauseous. Once I felt that pop, things get multiplied by a factor of ten. I can barely stand. I walk up to the front of the room, ask the TA if I can be excused. She looks terrified and says absolutely yes. I didn't realize it at the time, but I was pale white. That got me out of all of the animal work for the rest of the lab. The second time, I'm volunteering in the ER. A diabetic comes in in DKA after some kind of sugar binge. This actually happens all the time - it's about the third most common thing we see, after drunks (typically with a BAC in the range of 0.2 to 0.4), and people with colds or allergies who really don't belong in the ER. So this woman is in DKA and she needs a central line. The doctor (who bears a freakish resemblance to Bonaduce) knows I'm thinking about going to medical school, so he has me come in to observe and help out a bit. She's convulsing, and he has me hold her left ankle down so I can get a good view while I'm helping out. He does the procedure - cleans her leg up, inserts the line, does a bit of fishing, and everything is cool. That part doesn't bother me at all. She has some bandages on her toes on the foot attached to the ankle I'm holding. He asks me to remove the bandages so he can get a look. The smell is a little funky - a combination of that sickeningly sweet over-ripe banana smell people get in DKA along with the distinctive grapish smell of Pseudomonas and maybe a bit of yeast. I don't know if it's that or what I saw, but either way, I close my eyes, and open them a split-second later - but somehow I'm laying on one of the Stryker gurneys in the ER. Apparently I went ghost white and the doc, seeing this, ran over and caught me while I was on the way down. The most incredible part of that experience was the sensation - or rather lack of sensation of time passing. It wasn't even like getting tired and going to sleep when you're exhausted - it was instantaneous from my perspective. I close my eyes over here and I open them over there. —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 4:53 PM Was the smell overpowering or was it just a little gross? The popping of the mouse's head is...ewww! —acm323 |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 4:58 PM here's how squeamish i am: i started reading ano's post and had to stop after a few lines cuz a wave of nausea overtook me. —pookie |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 5:10 PM
Edited Monday, June 16, 2008 at 5:11 PM This is probably a good thing. Was the smell overpowering or was it just a little gross? I have no idea if it was the smell or something I saw or the idea or some combination of things. Whatever I might have seen, I don't have any memory of it. The smell made a huge impression though. The mouse was pretty horrible. —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 5:12 PM I was expecting that one to end with you injecting your finger through the mouse skull. —derekho |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 7:18 PM what a wimp! that mice job sounds unbelievably awesome. —stefanie |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 8:25 PM i AM a wimp now, but i never used to be. wthf?* (wthf = what the heck fire - as in the insurance salesman from groundhog day) —pookie |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 9:06 PM Sadly, I actually knew what movie you were talking about before you said what movie you were talking about. —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 9:34 PM I'd like to see a coffee table book that is about flowers or something, maybe 100 total pages, but the last 75 "pages" are fake and conceal a space to put this: 
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 9:57 PM I fainted while standing during a parade. bad times. I fell into a ladder. —bguirk |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:11 PM what kind of a parade? was it "dehydration"? —anobody |
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Monday, June 16, 2008 at 10:47 PM what kind of a parade? veterans day. Blood pools in the legs or some shit when you're standing their for over an hour listening to old fucks talk about the big one. bless their hearts though. I also skipped breakfast and wore a giant earring to protest having to give up my day off to go march. —bguirk |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 7:47 AM i like apple pi. i can eat 3.14 pieces of pi in one sitting. —pookie |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 10:34 AM ^ can you do it constantly? get it? —pookie |
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Tuesday, June 17, 2008 at 8:48 PM Pookie - why are you being so irrational? —anobody |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 2:11 AM ^ bwahahahaha! —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 11:30 AM <<<<<"Pookie - why are you being so irrational?" TRANSLATION: FEMALE, WHY ARE YOU BEING FEMALE? —striekar |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:06 PM you should be a rocket scientist. —mandee |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:35 PM translation: looks like someone didn't get the math joke —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 12:38 PM Translation: manddie is a denominator of zero. —striekar |
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miyagi-sama |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 1:01 PM Wow, nothing harsher than calling someone 'undefined'. I've seen people get their heads bashed in for using the u word. —miyagi-sama |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 1:13 PM this is unacceptable. i've called in the russians. —mandee |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 1:35 PM TRANSLATION: FEMALE, WHY ARE YOU BEING FEMALE? —striekar[i] ha ha haha Git-R-Done! —Git-R-Done! |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 5:40 PM git r done, now there's an underappreciated, yet clever saying. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 5:44 PM I did the wife about 2 hours ago so I would say GOT - r - done! —striekar |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 6:03 PM I did the wife about 2 hours ago so I would say GOT - r - done! —striekar haha Git-R-Done! —Git-R-Done! |
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