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anfernee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 6:26 PM

everyone needs to update them right now, especially stefanie and doingdoingdoing. i've done it, now it's your turn!

i like reading them for some reason. put some interesting stuff in there!

anfernee

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 6:59 PM

nah

plurry

  

MajandraFan

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:22 PM

I like my profile as it is for now. It's subtle and overbearing at the same time.

dude you have that swimmer's body huh. cut, big obliques and shoulders, no pecs.

MajandraFan

  

stefanie

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:26 PM

wait who's the red shirt girlfriend?

i do think mf's kill bill soundtrack is a nice touch.

i love greymatters profile.

stefanie

  

mandee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 9:12 PM

i put pictures in my profile. i'll probably delete the second one. it's not good enough for a tlc profile.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 11:26 PM

I'm gonna leave mine alone for now. If anyone has any suggestions on how to improve it, please fuck off.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:29 AM

dude you have that swimmer's body huh. cut, big obliques and shoulders, no pecs.

yeaaaaah -_- I hate it. I'm working on it though, every day I've been working out. How do you develop chest though? argh it's so frustrating.

anfernee

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 12:20 PM

I've heard pushups are good.

MajandraFan

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 12:59 PM
Edited Monday, June 9, 2008 at 12:59 PM

yea i had a tiny bit of the manboobage goin, not big, but obviously not muscle, and i've just been doing 50 pushups a day; it's really helped

jizzgrenade

  

000

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 1:50 PM

000

  

jizzgrenade

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 1:56 PM

^LOL

jizzgrenade

  

bguirk

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 2:52 PM

How do you develop chest though? argh it's so frustrating.

Puberty?

Pushups are good. pec-fly's are good. You could get away with just doing the following once a week:

make sure you have equal weight loaded on incline, flat, and decline barbell bench press stations (don't use machines).

Starting with the incline bench, do 10 reps. Move to the flat bench press station. Do 10 reps. Move to the decline station. Do as many reps as you can. If you can't hit 10 on the first two just complete the circuit with as many reps as you can and decrease the weight by about 20%. Repeat three times with no rest between the benches, but about 90 seconds after each decline press set. Do this for three weeks and then change it by going heavier and dropping to 6 reps or going lighter and increasing to 15 reps. You don't need to be lifting so heavy you need a spotter. If one arm is significantly weaker than the other do the same routine with dumbbells instead.

bguirk

  

mandee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 2:57 PM

^that's the gayest thing you've ever said.

mandee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 3:58 PM

No way, I like bguirk more after all that. And I mena that in a perfectly hetero way.

whoisnumbaone

  

mandee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:01 PM

well, i expect more from bguirk. with you, i might assume you'd say that sort of thing. you and 000 probably talk about gyms a lot, which is something that i don't accept as a hobby. cars can be a hobby and that's fine. and it's fine to go to the gym and have your own routine, but when you discuss it, that's when you cross the line from dull to dumb to meathead. bguirk is more than that and i'm disappointed with his post.

mandee

  

HocusPocus

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:13 PM

I respect him even more now, because he' a scholar AND a meathead. Not a lot of people can juggle those two nicely.
It's like, wait, what, WHAT?

HocusPocus

  

mandee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:17 PM

he can only regain my respect by talking about musicals.

mandee

  

he sounds like a delight

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:42 PM

everyone needs to update them right now

Nnnnnno!

he sounds like a delight

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:44 PM

I have an important message for mandee and acm323 in my profile!

no i'm not gay.

adams_babymomma

  

mandee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:10 PM

uh thank you for that. ps try not to group me in with acm ever again.

mandee

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:23 PM

At one point my profile was exactly the same as Lena's. I think it was when she had a loveheart and "too blessed to be stressed". Ah, jokes that I share with none and nonce.

Um, Mandee, why is someone a meathead if they do or discuss weights?

MajandraFan

  

mandee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:33 PM

just how it is.

mandee

  

adams_babymomma

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:35 PM
Edited Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:36 PM

"too blessed to be stressed".

lol, I saw that on a bumper sticker. I later found out that it had some Christian connection.
ps try not to group me in with acm ever again.

—mandee

sorry. I didn't know you guys had some beef going on.

adams_babymomma

  

000

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:45 PM

i dont go to any gyms ever, dont do any sort of excersize besides surfing and riding my bike to work. did some wrestling and jiujitsu for a bit. never done anything to specifically make me look ripped so i can parade around with my shirt off flexing

000

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 9:54 PM

I tore my pectoral tendon once while benchpressing. The scar is huge. Will post pic later

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:09 PM

Thanks for the warning.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:23 AM

please do^.

thanks bguirk.

anfernee

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:40 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:40 AM

I copied anfernee

adams_babymomma

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:47 AM

dang lena

stefanie

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:47 AM

anfernee just got a boner.

stefanie

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:00 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:27 PM

i just put that pic on myspace..lol

edit: I took it off.


adams_babymomma

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:30 PM

lena e q u a l s amazing.

anfernee

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:33 PM

whoa i just noticed my eyes are open on that kissing picture. i guess a picture says a million words, huh?

anfernee

  

mandee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:37 PM

lena, i missed it! put it back up!

mandee

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:40 PM

i just read mandee's profile and i got really hungry reading all those food jjgold quotes.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:39 PM

oh man she took it down, ahah plurry's gonna be pissed.

anfernee

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:45 PM

Posting pics showing the bra is kinda tacky. I posted it on myspace and I saw that one of my friends uploaded some pics of her and her sisters in their bikini tops..then I realized that no one on myspace, including Miley Cyrus uploads pics showing their whole bra...so I took it down.

adams_babymomma

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:48 PM

well for the record, you look really good, somehow you look better every time you post a pic. you have a very deisrable body, it's modelesque. be thankful, you were dealt a good hand. (:

anfernee

  

derekho

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:49 PM

Anfernee and Lena are totally gonna hook up.

derekho

  

airking32

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:55 PM

damn it abm, repost it. some of us didn't see it.

airking32

  

derekho

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:57 PM

Send it to anfernee in an email.

derekho

  

lexieho

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:08 PM

send me noodz too, while you're at it.

lexieho

  

derekho

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:09 PM

Yeah, send Lexie noodz.

derekho

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:26 PM

^no.

:)

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:49 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 5:59 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

everyone who saw the pic using internet explorer, root around in windows explorer to see if you can retrieve the pic from a "temporary internet files" related cache folder.
there are more than one, check the one associated with the profile you were using when you viewed it.

plurry

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:17 PM

ok, listen. I posted the pic on the fall out boy message board, and none of those emo bastrads responded or viewed it, so I figured it's useless...lol


in the meantime let's all enjoy anfernee's pics!

I think this is hotter. y/n


sorry for looking at your photobucket.

adams_babymomma

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:24 PM

if andrew and lena were a celebrity couple their name would be "lanky and skanky"*

you choose which is which

*<3

stefanie

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:29 PM

^ Nice one.

Beat It!

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:36 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:39 PM

I don't have poor personal hygiene, STD's, or sleep around for drugs. How dare you!

and it's sexist when the girl gets called a skank for doing the same thing that a guy did. Lanky is not a negative word, but a skank is. Oh and I'm not tall, so I guess andrew is the lanky one.


but i still love you stef!

adams_babymomma

  

airking32

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:38 PM

lol @ plurry

airking32

  

derekho

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:47 PM

sexism doesn't exist.

derekho

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:51 PM

it's sexist when the girl gets called a skank for doing the same thing that a guy did. Lanky is not a negative word, but a skank is. Oh and I'm not tall, so I guess andrew is the lanky one.

I think it's pretty obvious you're the 'lanky' of the duo.

Beat It!

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:55 PM

can we be myspace friends lena?

stefanie

  

derekho

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 6:59 PM

Haha, I'm her myspace friend already.

derekho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:27 PM

This has been The Whois RetroGimp Hour, with your host, Dusty TheHick.

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 9:52 PM

^ thank you

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 10:26 PM

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

-plurry


QFT

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 11:03 PM

Yesterday at 7:17 PM

he can only regain my respect by talking about musicals.

—mandee

funny you should mention that--I watched the opening and closing of the 2007 Tonys today because they had the cast of A Chorus Line doing "One" and "I Hope I Get It."

dont do any sort of excersize besides surfing and riding my bike to work.

—000

I ride about 10 miles a day between home and work. I like lifting at the gym because:

1. hot ladies tend to be there.
2. it's the best stress reliever I know
3. It makes sports like snowboarding and basketball a lot easier.

never done anything to specifically make me look ripped so i can parade around with my shirt off flexing

Even when I used to have the bod for that I couldn't really pull it off. For one thing I'm super white so even when my body fat % is low I don't look cut up. I'm also pretty shy/modest and would never really show off. Grad school sort of ruined me, especially the second year with all the crap I ate while writing papers so I'm doing my best to get back in shape. It'll take all summer at least.

bguirk

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:56 AM

I watched the opening and closing of the 2007 Tonys

You're gay...

anfernee

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:03 AM

How is that one hotter? I barely worked out when I took that one, plus I'm paler. unhhh that bugs me, I don't want to be regressing!

What about this one?? Where does it rank?

anfernee

  

striekar

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:50 AM

Updated

striekar

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:10 AM

What about this one?? Where does it rank?

Anfernee, you slipping into Theo territory. Do you really need validation this badly?

Beat It!

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:43 AM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:30 AM

Anfernee, you slipping into Theo territory.

I was going to let someone else say it...and I did.

How do you develop chest though?

I'd just add that my early puberty answer wasn't that much of a joke. Sometime around 21-25 you'll fill out, or not. I think it would be physically impossible for me to get back down to how skinny I was in high school/early college when I was in the 150-160 range. Skinny for me now is 170-185. You'll either be one of those guys who can build a big chest or not--it doesn't really matter. There's only so much lifting weights can do for you--genetics plays a big hand in it too.

bguirk

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:49 AM

^ Ya Id say genetics is like 70% of what you are gonna look like.

whoisnumbaone

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:02 PM

I used to lift alot in High School and my first few yrs in college. In 2005 I had an accident where my shoulder slipped out of my socket while bench pressing. I ended up ripping my pectoral tendon and needed surgery. Since then Ive been terrified of the weight room. BUT, this year I didnt want to be FAT anymore and I wanted to get my chest and guns back. this is a pic from about 2 months ago, and it shows 6 weeks of progress. You can kinda see the scar from the injury on my shoulder. Ill post a better one later.

whoisnumbaone

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:04 PM

it reminds me of a fat baby arm. aaaaww. man i hate muscles.

stefanie

  

striekar

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:08 PM

Updated again.

striekar

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:11 PM

man i hate muscles.

lexieho

  

mandee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:12 PM

it's weird looking at this in public.

mandee

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 3:25 PM

So Lena posted a photo of herself in her underwear, then took it down?
Like a photo isn't enough of a tease when you leave it there.
Pain, pain, you will know pain?

MajandraFan

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 5:53 PM

In 2005 I had an accident where my shoulder slipped out of my socket while bench pressing. I ended up ripping my pectoral tendon and needed surgery.


Well THAT was fucking pleasant!

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 6:00 PM

i hate myself for not being online at three pm yesterday.

plurry

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:06 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:07 PM

seriously man, I felt bad for you when she said she took it off. It looked nice but I didn't feel like saving it, if she doesn't want it up, I respect that.


Anfernee, you slipping into Theo territory. Do you really need validation this badly?

ha, sorry, I'm just so self-conscious, I take insults about my looks sooo personally. It's pretty gay, it's one of my biggest character flaws. But yeah no more of those pics.

anfernee

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:10 PM

only if the people that saw it were smart enough to rightclicksave.


dum-dums!

lexieho

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:18 PM

you know what? i was reading the thread and she was all "i took it down" and i thought she might have meant just from her myspace so i clicked on her profile and it was still there and so ? and then i hit refresh and they were gone. i thought about right click saving though.

stefanie

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:21 PM

okay that got my hopes up then down again.
is it beatable? if it's not i don't care.

MajandraFan

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:29 PM

i don't know what guys beat off to. is it just like any picture of a hot girl? can she be wearing clothes? can it be only one picture? does it have to be a series? do extra people in the photo help? would it be better if the extra people were doing stuff?

i don't know. i don't beat it to photographs.

stefanie

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:31 PM

How do you beat it then?

derekho

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:31 PM

no, yes, yes, no, sometimes, sometimes
i don't want to beat off to any forum members apart from plurry anyway

MajandraFan

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:34 PM

you know what? i was reading the thread and she was all "i took it down" and i thought she might have meant just from her myspace so i clicked on her profile and it was still there and so ? and then i hit refresh and they were gone. i thought about right click saving though.
Dude, that's exactly what I did, to a ti. I figured she was speaking about her myspace, cause I refreshed it and it was still there. She probably wrote that, then took it down.

I can't beat it to a photograph, and especially not to a non-fully nude picture. I always assume people are joking when they say that on here.

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM

How do you beat it then?

—derekho

usually in bed. just thinking past/future encounters. once i'm doing it i'm not really thinking about anything though. do yall know what i mean? or is that just me?

stefanie

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM

tmi

stefanie

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:52 PM

I can't really tell if you are serious, but I know what you mean.

derekho

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:53 PM

i'm being cereal.

stefanie

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:54 PM

gross.


i just hump the puppy.

lexieho

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:55 PM

So then it's not just you.

derekho

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:55 PM

cute

stefanie

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:56 PM

^^haha Lexie's getting my sloppy seconds!

derekho

  

plurry

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:58 PM

i don't need the visual stimulus most other guys need either.

porn for me is like how adam feels about shrooms or fish n chips:

when i'm digging in, i'm like, "this is great. why don't i do this more often?"
then i don't look for it/at it for months.

all i can say is that my jack fantasies are far superior to any porn i've ever looked at.

plurry

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:58 PM

usually in bed. just thinking past/future encounters. once i'm doing it i'm not really thinking about anything though. do yall know what i mean? or is that just me?

—stefanie

I was reading this post and just as I got to "not really thinking about anything" my monitor went black for like two seconds. how's that for Laissez-faire electronic kismet.

MajandraFan

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:58 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:59 PM

^^agree

derekho

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:59 PM

oh come on, take one of those arrows away. i won't tell anyone.

MajandraFan

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:02 PM

We poasted at the same time.

derekho

  

lexieho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 8:07 PM

i was just about to say something about the arrows.

lexieho

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:31 PM

Dusty TheHick

  

stefanie

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:34 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:36 PM

i didn't watch but i'm sure it was racist.

edit: i was also sad when i realized it wasn't the brave little toaster.

stefanie

  

derekho

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:37 PM

That was pretty perfect.

derekho

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 9:37 PM

that bunny is so cute. omg.

anfernee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:35 PM

i don't know what guys beat off to. is it just like any picture of a hot girl? can she be wearing clothes? can it be only one picture? does it have to be a series? do extra people in the photo help? would it be better if the extra people were doing stuff?

i don't know. i don't beat it to photographs.

—stefanie

I remember all those times Lena raped me. Does the trick everytime.


No serioulsy though, i think of past and future encounters as well as the ocasional porno pic. basically im just a man of exquisite passion so I can bust a nut whnever.

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:42 PM

Even at the reunion of your finishing school class?

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 7:16 AM

So no one else caught that Lena posted that picture in...(dun dun dun)...a THIRD LOCATION?!?!

She deleted that post naming the spot and it's probably still there, though it requires descent into the bowels of hell. I can't imagine it's really worth all the trouble though (uh, no offense, Lena.)

Beat It!

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 7:56 AM

lena's myspace is retarded right now. she has one of those flash pages that take 10 min to load if at all.

whoisnumbaone

  

bguirk

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 8:53 AM

So no one else caught that Lena posted that picture in...(dun dun dun)...a THIRD LOCATION?!?!

I caught it. Thought about going off to get it, then I went and read more old jjgold posts.

bguirk

  

mandee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:54 AM

i always rub one out to fantasies of hugging and hand-holding.


i was posting on the qi message board, and i wrote something minorly sexually explicit about ejaculating in an airport and a story about my roommate liking to talk dirty so she said to some guy she was having sex with "you're making my pussy so wet" and he was like "uh, that's probably because i just went down on you" and everyone fuhreaked out. also i said i hated jews, and people were all heavens! do you know what the jews went through?