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Me and Dark Green broke up last night

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 9:15 AM

That's all.

andrewwagner777

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 9:40 AM

Um, congratulations?

Beat It!

  

bguirk

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 10:10 AM

You're in love with the idea of being in love.

bguirk

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 11:09 AM

He dumped her for Obama.

anfernee

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 12:52 PM

I need details.

adams_babymomma

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 1:41 PM

When? Last night circa 8:30 PM
Where? Buffalo Wild Wings, Stillwater location.
Why? I wasn't really into it at all, she could tell something was up, I couldn't lie to her when I was planning on breaking up with her anyways.
How? Just told her the truth.

andrewwagner777

  

mandee

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 2:50 PM

you're a free man now! go get your ex back.

did she cry? was she upset?

mandee

  

stefanie

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 4:00 PM

yeah did she cry?

stefanie

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 4:04 PM

You have to let her cry. Let the tears fall down like rain. Even let her sing if it eases all her pain.

Beat It!

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 4:07 PM

What if she upgrades Andrew?

adams_babymomma

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 4:15 PM

That would suck if she didn't cry. Oh well, you've evened out the dumping vs being dumped columns, good job at doing that. I think I'm about even right now too, I'm not quite sure.

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 4:26 PM

every time i see this thread i know it says "me and dark" but in my head it somehow translates to "me and derek" so i get confused.

stefanie

  

andrewwagner777

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 6:37 PM

Yes, she cried.

No, I don't care if she upgrades. She was super, super, super clingy and I couldn't deal with it.

I feel bad about this, but I don't feel too terribly about it.

andrewwagner777

  

ZT Spice

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 6:56 PM

Breaking up with hot chicks (especially if they cry) is about the best thing you can do to raise your score.

ZT Spice

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 6:58 PM

^ HA!

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 8:32 PM

every time i see this thread i know it says "me and dark" but in my head it somehow translates to "me and derek" so i get confused.

—stefanie


Same here. Of course, Andrew could've easily avoided this problem, simply by using the grammatically correct "Dark Green and I."

lol grads

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 9:51 PM

lol republicans

catloaf

  

andrewwagner777

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 6:08 AM

Sorry. I've been out of school for a week. It all fades and disappears til next year.

andrewwagner777

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 12:02 PM

So fuck all the nonsense and lets get to the important shit:

How many times did you hit that?

Did you shove your thumb up her ass?

What do her nipples look like?

Does she swallow?

Can you get post break up sex?

whoisnumbaone

  

adams_babymomma

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 12:05 PM

has she ever sent you nudes?

adams_babymomma

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 12:22 PM

i'll attempt to answer for andrew:

zero

no

don't know - though he may have looked down her shirt a few times

purportedly - but he wouldn't know first hand

possibly - but he won't seek it out.

(abm) no

plurry

  

mandee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 12:24 PM

you know they never did anything. stop asking these questions.

mandee

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 12:42 PM

hey mandee, take notice i've never grilled andrew about any of his gf's being abuse victims.

plurry

  

mandee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 12:46 PM

you couldn't. these are wholesome aryan kids.

mandee

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 1:06 PM

his first gf, i have a feeling, is quite emotionally healthy.

iirc, dark green had an eating disorder and we know is super clingy.
so.. there's that.

plurry

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 1:45 PM

we want noodz

whoisnumbaone

  

anfernee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 4:01 PM

eating disorder: not necessarily a bad thing....


I'm just sayin...

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 4:11 PM

OMG ANFERNEE NO.

WE DRAW THE LINE AT FREAKISHLY FAST METABOLISMS. WE DO NOT ENDORSE EATING DISORDERS.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 5:25 PM

I was just kidding relax homieee. I wouldn't want a girl that would run out of breath petting the cat.

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:19 PM

you want a girl who will eat at in-n-out burger with you and play frisbee in the park. amirite?

stefanie

  

doingdoingdoing

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:43 PM

I bet Dark Green banged Chin Guy. Didn't they go out? andrew is probably the guy girls think of wistfully after being humped then dumped.

doingdoingdoing

  

MajandraFan

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Edited Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:45 PM

chin guy probably banged his chin on something. that thing's huge.

MajandraFan

  

doingdoingdoing

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 7:54 PM

that's what she said! I bet Dark Green liked it when he used his chin during foreplay.

doingdoingdoing

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 8:23 PM
Edited Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 8:25 PM

iirc, dark green was the one doing the dumping in that relationship. chin guy was sad, but he rebounded.

she went off to california last summer and had a fling with some douche.

i'm going 2 notches on her belt.

plurry

  

bguirk

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 9:07 PM

and by belt you mean vaj?

bguirk

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 9:16 PM

maybe

plurry

  

andrewwagner777

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 10:05 PM

It's funny how much you remember about this situation.

She never banged chin guy, Chin Guy's never banged anyone period, so yeah.

She has zero notches on her belt.

Had/Has an eating disorder.

Vegetarian.

Doesn't eat fish.

Goes through times where she doesn't eat anything more than a small snack for every meal. Not really healthy considering she runs 8-10 miles/day.

She sent me a text the night after it happened, saying, (get a load of this) "I loved you. Just thought you should know that. I knew I shouldn't have let myself. I knew something was wrong awhile ago. I should've talked to you sooner"

WE DATED FOR 2 MONTHS BARELY AND SHE'S THROWING THE "L" BOMB OUT THERE. WHAT THE FUCK.

This pissed me off because we were never super lovey-dovey and I don't think I ever did anything CLOSE to make it seem like I was super in love with her. I never got into the relationship at all really, and it's quite bothersome to me that she starts throwing that word around when it never got even close to serious. We made out. That was the extent of it. She's clingy to the max, and that's half the reason I ended things.

andrewwagner777

  

mandee

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 10:22 PM

i wouldn't even know how to respond to that. i would say don't respond. did you respond?

mandee

  

bguirk

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 10:26 PM
Edited Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 10:32 PM

Had/Has an eating disorder.

I think plurry's estimate might be low now.

WE DATED FOR 2 MONTHS BARELY AND SHE'S THROWING THE "L" BOMB OUT THERE. WHAT THE FUCK.

You're a sensitive soul.

bguirk

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 12:38 AM

Naw Andrew, she is just a 17 yr old little girl. Im sure she was in love (love for a 17 yr old which is way different), or at least she thinks she was in love. She wil get over it real soon.

whoisnumbaone

  

lexieho

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 4:34 AM

...or just discreetly email her this thread.

lexieho

  

stefanie

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:47 AM

oh snap.^


to be fair you have been friends with her a long time a long with the dating for 2 months and now she is scared you will never be her friend again. maybe idk

stefanie

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 10:10 AM

maybe she is just a passionate, passionate, passionate, PASSIONATE, passionate, passionate chick.

whoisnumbaone

  

andrewwagner777

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 10:46 AM

Well, she later backed off and said it was insensitive of her to send that when I responded just reiterating how hard it was for me to do this because we were such good friends and blah blah blah. I didn't know how to respond initially, but I did. It was really uncomfortable then working with her the next day, we made super awkward conversation and it was not a fun time.

andrewwagner777

  

anfernee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:28 AM

take ecstasy dude, then you'll love her...

anfernee

  

doingdoingdoing

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:34 AM

take LSD... then it'll be REALLY awkward at work.

doingdoingdoing

  

anfernee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:35 AM

no^. ecstasy.

anfernee

  

doingdoingdoing

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:41 AM

I want him freaking about her clinginess until he hallucinates that her mouth is a vagina dentata and runs out of work screaming.

doingdoingdoing

  

anfernee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:56 AM

Have you ever done either?

anfernee

  

andrewwagner777

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 3:24 PM

Have I ever touched alcohol even? No.

andrewwagner777

  

bguirk

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 3:35 PM

definitely wait 'til college to step it up in the drug department. or better yet don't step it up.

bguirk

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 3:55 PM

Andrew, you need to get drnk and do some drugs and touch some boobies. If u lived in LA id get you drunk, take you to a rave, and pay for a "happy ending" at the neighborhood massage parlor.

whoisnumbaone

  

airking32

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 4:41 PM

^ i think whois got a little inspired by the recent jjgold resurrection

airking32

  

derekho

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 5:49 PM

If you lived in seattle you could come play D&D with Lexie and I and pretend to be drunk, touch boobies, and have a happy ending when your dragon gets slain.

derekho

  

HocusPocus

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 5:51 PM

Republicans don't embrace themselves with drugs, though they do get into swinging in their later adult life, yes?

HocusPocus

  

mandee

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:07 PM

If you lived in seattle you could come play D&D with Lexie and I and pretend to be drunk, touch boobies, and have a happy ending when your dragon gets slain.

go to seattle, andrew. this is your best option.

mandee

  

derekho

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 6:31 PM

I know. Serious.

Though somewhere along the way you're gonna have to pick up some d20s. Two would be preferable, but you could probably get by with just one.

derekho

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 7:42 PM

Have dice become more funky over the years? Are there d100s out there now?

MajandraFan

  

derekho

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:04 PM
Edited Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:06 PM

Yes. but once you roll them they take forever to stop. They have d10s with 0,10,20,30,etc. on them though. You roll them together with a [edit: regular] d10 and add the numbers together.

derekho

  

plurry

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:04 PM
Edited Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:05 PM

I want him freaking about her clinginess until he hallucinates that her mouth is a vagina dentata and runs out of work screaming.

oh, if we could only dose his sody pop with a vile of sunshine acid!

he'd see romney turn into rapidly growing reptile that first devours his own mormon children, then each town, each city, each state, each continent, then the earth, the solar system, then most of the milky way until he gets drawn into the super massive black hole at the center of the glaxay.

at that point, romney will be sucked into the ergosphere, vanish at the event horizon, become converted to heat and light energy, then shot out into space in different directions as x rays.

doooooood!!1

plurry

  

derekho

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:06 PM

^lol vile < vial.

derekho

  

andrewwagner777

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:38 PM

I don't really plan to get into boozing in college. . .Serious history of alcoholism in the family, so prolly not the best route. Or drugs, for that matter.

andrewwagner777

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 10:00 PM

Then tons of sex for you? We all need a vice.

whoisnumbaone

  

plurry

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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 11:40 PM

^lol vile < vial.

DOH!

plurry

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 12:31 AM

If u lived in LA id get you drunk, take you to a rave, and pay for a "happy ending" at the neighborhood massage parlor.

Dude I'm goin to a rave in LA this month, maybe I'll see you there and you can buy me that happy ending from the azn ladies?

anfernee

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:54 AM

andrew, you probably don't need me to tell you this, but please ignore everyone's "advice" here. Aside from a case of the Republicans (which I also had at your age and proceeded to outgrow), you're doing fine.

Don't let the bastards grind you down...

Beat It!

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 8:51 AM

you're doing fine.

aside from the keeping in constant contact w/ the exes I'd be inclined to agree. The way to avoid the post-relationship L-bomb is to break off contact.

Aside from a case of the Republicans

It usually doesn't survive 4 years of college unless you have a rich family.

bguirk

  

mandee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:35 PM

let him have his friends, bJERK!

mandee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:36 PM

^ hahah

whoisnumbaone

  

mandee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 1:46 PM

i no, rite?

mandee

  

andrewwagner777

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:42 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:43 PM

I have a feeling, if anything, college will just re-affirm my republicanism.

Also, Dark Green informed me yesterday that she "needed more time" and prolly "wouldn't be ready" until sometime in July. I had previously asked her if she wanted space, or what she wanted cause I could do whatever.

andrewwagner777

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:44 PM

"prolly won't be ready" for what?

anfernee

  

adams_babymomma

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:51 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:57 PM

She's probably burning all his pics while listening to her Taylor Swift cd.

lol..taylor changed her lyrics for the music video

orginal:

So go and tell your friends
That I’m obsessive and crazy,
That’s fine
I’ll tell mine
You’re gay,
And by the way,

adams_babymomma

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 3:58 PM

ahah i had that song as my ringtone for a while, then I realized how terribly gay that was. it's the 5 dollar footlong jingle now, no one else has it.

anfernee

  

stefanie

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:00 PM

^i like her but she sucks really bad. i want her hair.

stefanie

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:10 PM

I like her before she went all crazy popular, myspace mtv, now she's really fake. but you have to admit the girl is talented, i heard she writes all her own songs.

anfernee

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 4:38 PM

let him have his friends, bJERK!

—mandee

whatevs--part of being a grown up is ignoring your exes for awhile after you break up with them. Learn it now or learn it when you're 30.

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, June 10, 2008 at 8:19 PM

it's the 5 dollar footlong jingle now, no one else has it.


earworm...see...hell...etc...

Dusty TheHick

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 7:41 AM

By not ready, she meant not ready to actively be friends.

andrewwagner777

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:14 PM

^ ya you got urself a psycho

whoisnumbaone

  

striekar

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:02 PM

So andy77777777777, are you and your family STILL bush supporters? If I remember right, your mom just loves "dubya." How's she lovin $4.20 a gallon gas?

striekar

  

airking32

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:17 PM

^really?

i'm starting to think that there is some coalition of 11 year old asian boys somewhere that just sit around and play characters (jjgold, striker/striekar, i would say whois but i've seen it, etc) on internet forums. of course these boys are multilingual so they post on message boards worldwide.

just to stir the pot. oh those azns.

airking32

  

striekar

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 1:20 PM

If I was an 11 year old asian boy, Dusty would have shown up at my door by now to "spend time" with me.

striekar

  

mandee

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 2:14 PM

no, he's real. we've seen a variety of the foods he has eaten. and his penis. and his gunz.

mandee

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:17 PM

Yes, I'm still a supporter. and you're still a douchebag.

andrewwagner777

  

anfernee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:22 AM

airking, you're such a dick to your friend whoisnumbaone lol.

anfernee

  

airking32

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 3:51 AM

he's an easy target.

airking32

  

mandee

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 11:41 AM

airking > whois

purely white power

mandee

  

plurry

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 12:30 PM

you're such a dick to your friend whoisnumbaone

"he's a big boy."

plurry

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 2:34 PM

me and airking are like brothers. he is a dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear dear friend of mine.

whoisnumbaone

  

ZT Spice

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 3:00 PM

You're a dear friend of mine.

ZT Spice

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 3:07 PM

adams_babymomma

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:37 PM
Edited Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 10:38 PM

You're a dear friend of mine.

—ZT Spice


WHOA! Huge compliment backhanded compliment slam on whois out of nowhere.

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:04 PM

*doesn't get it*

whoisnumbaone

  

airking32

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Friday, June 13, 2008 at 1:20 PM

^ QFT

airking32

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