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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 9:21 PM So, I fucked up last month when I assumed Masteel was a chick. Im pretty sure Jezebal is a chick, so that make shtigns easier. So tell us whats up with your month.... DISCUSS —whoisnumbaone |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 6:48 AM I get jezebel confused with other female members. Is she the one that used to hit on acerockolla or the one who hits on plurry? Or both? And really this month's commemorative thread should have been 'Jew-N' so it could then be dedicated to mandee. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 7:31 AM She's the one who hit on plurry. Spanglemaker was the one who hit on the English Ace (who seems to have abandoned us). —anobody |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 8:49 AM She also had lots of back-and-forth discussing/flirting/insulting with greymatters. —Yog-Laithoth |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:03 AM jezebel flirts with everyone. she's totally a tramp, a fat tramp. she would be less of a fat tramp if she didn't owe me an email. —plurry |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:24 AM Oh, that's right. She's the fat, trampy one. Spanglemaker was the old, fat, trampy (and apparently indiscriminate) one. —Beat It! |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:29 AM aunt spangle does hair and partied with all the cool goth and industrial bands back in the day. she emailed me recently as she's re-entered the world of myspace. she asked me what i was listening to lately, and i replied with alan parsons project. i haven't heard from her since. —plurry |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:46 AM btw, June Joint Jezebel would have also been moar clevar. 
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 10:14 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 10:14 AM she asked me what i was listening to lately, and i replied with alan parsons project. i haven't heard from her since. —plurry speakin' o' which, i've been on this thin lizzy kick lately and for some reason i think of you every time i hear them. so out of curiosity, what's your opinion on them? also been listening to a lot of cry of love and the beautiful girls (my newest favorite band evar). —catloaf |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 10:29 AM
Edited Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 10:34 AM i haven't given lizzy enough of a chance to speak at length, of course, i love "jailbreak". from what i have heard, i'm thinking i have more respect for thin lizzy than i actually like their music. something they did which left a lasting imprint on many heavy metal bands (though lizzy was not metal - maybe metal for the 70's - in retrospect, more proto metal) to follow was the "doubling" and trading off of solos between their two lead guitarists. the guitar work on their albums is considered groundbreaking. check out their live recording, "live and dangerous".
listen to the live version of "emerald" - amazing.
i listen to that one quite a bit. i hear what influenced iron maiden and micheal denner/hank sherman (mercyful fate - one of early metallica's guilty pleasures) especially when i listen to that one. —plurry |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 1:54 PM btw, June Joint Jezebel would have also been moar clevar. —plurry Only if you're a JHGF. —ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 3:34 PM >>btw, June Joint Jezebel would have also been moar clevar. KMFDM is my boyfriend's favorite band now. He bought all of their CDs (not re-mixes) and even the MDFMK one. —chix0r |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 5:23 PM Your boyfriend is clearly most definitely a man of refined musical taste. —Yog-Laithoth —Yog-Laithoth |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM
Edited Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM KMFDM was cool in the 90s when nihilism was trendy and you could make a track about a guy fucking a fairy and it was novel. Eventually, people saw though the blow-pop industrial imported music, and the Big Lebowski showed the world there was nothing interesting/good/unique about German nihilists no matter how many toes they cut. —ZT Spice |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:44 PM a few of their songs are really good. a few ok. the majority forgettable.
the themes for most of their songs are lame. they're painfully predictable.
i think the female vocals are usually very cool and under utilized. the vocals.. have no range. always delivered in the same cadence. i would have liked them better had most of the songs been instrumental.
they do have a great sound. i think they would have been put over the top with a front man who sang a little better, had some stage presence/appeal and could contribute some human emotion type songs lyrically into the mix. i also feel their legacy is greater than their actual work. —plurry |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:46 PM Too laze to wiki or google it, but I always thought that stood for "Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode". Is there truth to this? —anfernee |
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anfernee |
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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 9:51 PM oh okay. Have you heard that before? —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 6:14 AM Oh wow, a thread for me. I heart you guys. Hi babies, I've been missing you! plurry, I think you've owed me an e-mail for like 5 years. —jezebel |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 9:18 AM Too laze to wiki or google it, but I always thought that stood for "Kill Mother Fucking Depeche Mode". Is there truth to this? —anfernee It's supposed to be some German phrase meaning "no pity for the majority". Except they screwed it up (deliberately, allegedly) so it reads "no majority for the pity" or something. —Yog-Laithoth |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 10:04 AM jezebel flirts with everyone Erroneous. Not everyone will talk to me here. she's totally a tramp I've been wearing my red rainboots lately. —jezebel |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 10:07 AM red rain boots are super cool! —pookie |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 10:10 AM I wholeheartedly concur. They even match my bag, so. —jezebel |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 10:59 AM Camera shyness is a virtue. —jezebel |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 12:04 PM Sinner. Cameras will steal your soul, true story. —jezebel |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 1:45 PM Red rainboots are pretty cool I guess....but Hello Kitty rainboots are even more amazing. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 1:55 PM Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocking. —Beat It! |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 2:02 PM shut up dude. hello kitty rocks my socks. so does pandapple. 
—anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 4:19 PM that dog just made me laugh so hard. i have plaid rain boots. they aren't like the cool lumberjack plaid. it's just black, white, and gray. —mandee |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 4:24 PM I totally bought this wallet for one of my friends a while ago. If I was a girl, I would ask my boyf to buy me this. —anfernee |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 4:31 PM one time i came so close to buying a hello kitty jacket, but i didn't think people would get it. everyone i know has my wallet —mandee |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 4:38 PM that wallet is super cute. i could never ask my boyf to buy me that as it would remind him of his mother. his mom really killed all hello kitty related things for me. i should burn my hello kitty messenger bag. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 9:22 PM
Edited Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 9:23 PM "The process of stealing an element of life through a photograph does cause, in my spiritual opinion, a degree of damage in the life force photographed. The life force may not know it, in the case of surreptitious street photographs made of people who are unaware they are being photographed, or the life force may fully consent to it in an emotionally suicidal way, such as may be the case with an under-age homeless drug-addicted girl who might "consent" to being illegally photographed as part of a child pornography publication in order to earn some money to feed her habit." "Let me be clear in what I saying: I spiritually believe that the photograph of the homeless person and the abused child taken with or without their consent captures a particle of their living essence. The photographs taken of them steal an element of their souls. The theft of the pieces of their souls harm them to a degree."
hmmm... interesting
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Wednesday, June 4, 2008 at 11:18 PM dear jez and plurry: I'm going to a Nats game in a couple of weeks. This will take my stadiums list to: Seattle (old & new)
Oakland
Ballpark @ Arlington
Tigers (new)
Yankees
Shea
...and whatever they're calling DC's stadium. The double digits are coming. I could've done so much better when I was living in Michigan, but I got lazy. —bguirk |
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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 7:34 AM Who are they playing? And why aren't you bringing me? —jezebel |
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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 9:35 AM They're playing the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. I swear I'm cursed--it seems like no matter where I see a game--even in an NL stadium--I get stuck watching the AL West. I see those teams on TV/in person all the time. I'm not bringing you because, well, I don't know why. I don't have an excuse. —bguirk |
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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 10:56 AM Oh. Well, thanks. It's cool, I hate the AL anyway. I mean, I mean "hate" in the kindest way possible, because even when it sucks, it's still baseball, you know? But seriously. —jezebel |
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Thursday, June 5, 2008 at 11:02 AM Boo AL! Them and their dirty designated hitters. —anfernee |
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Friday, June 6, 2008 at 10:04 PM i like angels in the outfield —mandee |
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Friday, June 6, 2008 at 10:30 PM I think most of the forum that watches baseball hate the AL. —bguirk |
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Friday, June 6, 2008 at 10:33 PM I don't, being a Twins fan. I hate the Angels because they took Torii Hunter away from us. Yes, we got Gomez, who's fun to watch, but Torii took 5 years/90 mil over a 3 year/45 mil deal with the Twins, which is ridiculous, because really, when you've played for a team for ten years, is 3 million really the breaking point? I can see if the Twins offered him 2 years, 20 million, but jeez. 3 million difference. Dick. —andrewwagner777 |
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Friday, June 6, 2008 at 11:05 PM I hate the Angels because they thought they'd get more Mexican fans by adding "Los Angeles" to their name so now they have the worst name in all of professional sports. You're off the hook now Utah Jazz. —bguirk |
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Friday, June 6, 2008 at 11:09 PM I hate the Angels because they don't play hockey. —catloaf |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 2:35 AM Any Angels fans in here? Honestly, who the fuck likes the Angels? If you live in LA, you like the Dodgers. If you're south of LA, you like the Padres. Bay Area has a huge rivalry between the A's and Giants, similar to NFL Raiders/Niners. Central Valley is kinda split Giants/Dodgers. And nobody gives a shit about NorCal or what they like, they have their NBA team in the Kings. So who is left to like the Angels? No one, except Mickey Mouse and a couple thousand people that call Anaheim home. Did anyone see Coco Crisp and his brawl? —anfernee |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 5:20 AM
Edited Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 5:26 AM Hell yeah, those scrappy, upstart Rays aren't putting up with bullshit from the Sox. Of course, it would have been better to actually win a game or two and come back home still in first place. —Beat It! |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 10:41 AM The "bullshit" was from the Rays dude, he intentionally beaned Crisp! —anfernee |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 11:07 AM Yeah, whatever. How about the day before when Crisp tried to take out the baseman's knee? I don't care who started it anyway, it's good to see them rattling the Sox a bit. Someone has to be a thorn in their side and the Yankees clearly aren't up to the task.
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 12:20 PM all those players that were suspended, they were fined "undisclosed amounts" by the league. i estimate these fines to be in the $20,000 - $40,000 range. let's take coco crisp as an example. he is making approximately $5,000,000 per season. its actually more than that, but lets round down to make it easier. now, let's break that down into bi-monthy paychecks. every two weeks, when you are depositing your $1,485.34, our man coco is looking at a check that says $192,307.67. EVERY TWO WEEKS. and they fine him $30k. ha! —airking32 |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 12:21 PM well, he sounds delicious. —mandee |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 2:57 PM coco is bitter about the fact that he's no better than a 4th outfielder. luckily, with the brittle j.d. drew, gimpy man ram and recently injured jacoby ellsbury, he sees a lot of action. what sucked about that incident, and why coco isn't much of a team player, is their outfield depth was non existent that night, and coco's outburst/ejection caused francona to have to put kevin youkilis (their gold glove 1st baseman) in the OF.
i like angels baseball. they always seem to field good teams. mike scioscia is one of the most respected managers in either league. he's probably the next cox, larussa or leyland. he's impossible to outfox.
if someone would like to give me a good reason (other than one sided homer-ism) to not follow angels baseball, i'd love to hear (laugh) about it. —plurry |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 11:21 AM i picture you drooling and scratching your armpit while "saying" this. —plurry |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 3:55 PM sweet caroline.. ba ba ba, goodtimes never seemed so good. [so good] is that what he's doing? —anfernee |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 5:00 PM do you know which biblical character was actually a sheep? —mandee |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 5:32 PM no. continue guessing until i decide that i've had enough —mandee |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 5:33 PM Are you referring to the fact that Jesus is referred to as the Lamb of God? —pookie |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 5:39 PM no i will allow 3 more guesses —mandee |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 9:08 PM The Whore of Babylon? —bguirk |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 11:52 PM Hey, uh, bguirk...After you see the Nats, there's another MLB park less than an hour away, that's not on your list yet (if they have a home game while you're here, that is).
Laith, what the F is this?: ,ֻֻֻ,ֻ๏̯͡๏﴿ֻֻ,ֻֻֻ,ֻֻ
everyone i know has my wallet
—mandee You'd better get it back, before they run up your credit cards!
I hate the Angels because they thought they'd get more Mexican fans by adding "Los Angeles" to their name so now they have the worst name in all of professional sports. You're off the hook now Utah Jazz.
—bguirk
Yeah, really. I wish they'd fucking decide what they want to be called, and stick to it already! This is like the fourth time they've changed it.
Los Angeles Angels ==> California Angels ==> Anaheim Angels ==> Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim....
Ferchrissakes!
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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 8:24 AM Laith, what the F is this? A guy drowning and gasping for air... I think. —Yog-Laithoth |
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Monday, June 9, 2008 at 9:41 AM If I had to pick an AL team, it would be the Angels. But I do miss Josh Hamilton, so maybe the Rangers, even though they're sucking. Rangers, Angels, Rangers, Angels, Rangers, Angels? —jezebel |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:05 PM Anyone watching basketball? —whoisnumbaone Of course. I've caught everything but the first 3/4 of game 4 because I was signing papers on a house. Kobe's pain is delicious. I wish I could be in LA tomorrow to taste his tears. His postgame press conference is really worth watching if you're a hater like me. The basketawful blog has it. BTW--God bless Boston fans for chanting "No means no" at him during the game. I've completely flipped on my hate for that city because of this. Go Sox. I will be starting that chant in PDX next year. I almost wish the series would go back to Boston so I could hear that and listen to the "analysts" try to ignore it with a straight face. —bguirk |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:26 PM No means No! HAHAHAHA Dude i cant believe how the lakers fucked themsleves last thursday. PATHETIC —whoisnumbaone |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:28 PM seriously. People can stop the "Kobe is as good as Jordan" crap now. This will be the 2nd Finals series Kobe has lost. How many did Jordan lose? —bguirk |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:30 PM well except for the fact that Jordan always had an all star cast of support. I know lakers got peeps too, but doesnt even compare to the Bulls legendary line ups. —whoisnumbaone |
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Saturday, June 14, 2008 at 12:37 PM I'd say the support staff is pretty comparable if even tilted in Kobe's favor. Jordan had Pippen and a window washer like Horace Grant or Rodman as his main support. He always had a crappy trio of centers and a guy who could hit the 3 (Kerr, Paxson). Kobe has a good center, Odom is as talented as Pippen (just not in the head) and can also rebound. He also has a decent point or two guard and a bunch of good outside shooters of various sizes and a couple of good hustle guys. I think he's got the team that it would take to win, but not the temperament or inteligence. Have you seen him glaring at Gasol this series? How long did it take before he turned malcontent with the guy that supposedly saved the team. Awesome. Can't wait for more. I wish they could make it so they went ahead and played all seven games and the lakers lost the next 3 too. —bguirk |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 8:16 PM i think she's so pretty and this is clearly the most retarded song of all time but i wish she would stop smirking. i get it, you smug bitch. —stefanie |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 9:38 PM basically what we're gonna do is dance x40
yeah that's right it's sneaker night omfg :(
and cringe @ the diva blaccent —doingdoingdoing |
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Wednesday, June 18, 2008 at 10:12 PM wow that song blows. she's supercute though. —anfernee |
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 10:13 AM trailing around a major league baseball team —stefanie |
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Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 10:16 AM where is jezebel? —whoisnumbaone Stalking me with gentleness, grace and jenkem. —ZT Spice |
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