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Beat another dead whore...

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 8:44 AM

Disgust.

MajandraFan

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 12:37 PM

I once told a dead hooker joke at a training class for my job. That went over about as well as you might expect.

Mayonnaise

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 12:56 PM

Did you get fired from the canned soup factory?

MajandraFan

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 3:09 PM

Nope...In fact, I'm being promoted. It was somewhat touch and go at the time though.

Mayonnaise

  

lexieho

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 3:34 PM

do you add the carrots to the chicken noodle?

lexieho

  

Sassafras Roots

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:02 PM

No, he adds semen...

Sassafras Roots

  

plurry

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:07 PM

he produces the cream for cream of chicken, cream of broccoli, etc.

we've all had a little of mayonnaise, one way or another, at this point in our lives.

plurry

  

Mayonnaise

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:25 PM

All I'm going to say is...before you've had the beef stew, I've had the beef stew.

Mayonnaise

  

chix0r

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:48 PM

I've never had cream of anything, because I already know it's disgusting. Therefore, I am free of Mayo.

chix0r

  

Sassafras Roots

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:51 PM

Not even ice cream?

Sassafras Roots

  

lexieho

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:55 PM

cookies 'n' cream?

lexieho

  

chix0r

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:57 PM

Neither of which are "cream of" anything.

chix0r

  

lexieho

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:59 PM
Edited Monday, June 2, 2008 at 5:59 PM

never had cream of wheat*?

*oatmeal counts.


lexieho

  

chix0r

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 6:00 PM

A. No.
B. No it doesn't.

chix0r

  

Beat It!

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 6:04 PM

I'm just waiting to see who's going to use the old 'Cream of Sum Yung Guy' joke. Oh wait...

Beat It!

  

stefanie

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 6:49 PM

i lol'd at this thread. also, oatmeal counts.

stefanie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, June 2, 2008 at 7:27 PM

Especially if it's the brand of oatmeal with Barbara Bush's face on the container.

Dusty TheHick

  

catloaf

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 4:40 AM

mayonnaise is the universal bonding agent

catloaf

  

he sounds like a delight

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Tuesday, June 3, 2008 at 8:02 PM

Funny thread. chix0r is like the forum version of Leslie Nielsen's deadpan delivery.

he sounds like a delight

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, June 7, 2008 at 7:13 PM

Except that she's not joking. heh

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 10:51 AM

I know a guy who sold coke to a hooker and she OD'd on his coke.

whoisnumbaone

  

anobody

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 11:15 AM

That's why I always double-cut the coke I sell to hookers.

anobody

  

plurry

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 11:34 AM

MOTORIN'!

plurry

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, June 8, 2008 at 10:22 PM

thanks...earworm...see...hell...

Dusty TheHick

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