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mandee

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 4:02 PM

Go to urbandictionary. com, and type in your answer to each question in the search box. Only use the first definition.

1. Your name?
Mandee
"Mandee Kulaga"- White actress, seeking tall, dark handsome male, see Kevin Davis also answers to Mister Anderson.

O lordy, I feel a Mandee Kulaga coming on! or Oops, that smeeled like a Mandee Kulaga or Man, I could use a nice cold, Mandee Kulaga

2. Nickname?
Mands
"Mands"- when a girl has abnormally manly hands

Dam. That bitch has mands

3. Relationship status?
Single
"single"- When you are currently not in a relationship with a significant other.

It usually does not bother you, but the problems start when selfish and inconsiderate assholes rub in the fact that they have someone, and start saying they "love their oh-so-sexy boyfriends/girlfriends" and start going on and on about what he/she does for them, CAN do, and blah blah.

NOBODY CARES HOW GREAT HE/SHE IS TO YOU!! If you're taken, and love your partner a lot, then good for you, but for goodness's sakes, at least show some consideration for SINGLE people! Some of these people may even be heartbroken ones, who have been abused by past partners, or just simply some that are sick of hearing about some stupid narrow-sighted people who only see either how "hot" their partner is, or how much money he/she has.

Talk about your partner if you want to.. but.. just calm down about it. Your life does not fucking revolve around him/her, so don't act like it.

single person: Hi. I am single.

taken person: HIII! OMFG I'm TAKEN by OMG the BEEESSTT guy EVVVEERRR!! He's SOOO cute and OMFG we go to MOVIES together and do FRENCH KISSES and all!! YAYYY FLOWERS and ICE CREAM and PRESENTS!!! He's SOOO awesome and makes me SOOOO HAPPY!!!!

single person: -_-.... *walks away*

4. You describe your best friend(s) as?
squiggy
"squiggy"- 1. tired, spacey, beat, burned out, limbs feeling like jello.

2. weird, loony, out of sorts

3. under the influence of opiates, pain killers or benzodiazapenes.

After taking my migraine meds I laid there on the floor all squiggy.

funnies
"funnies"- A plural exclamation of extreme humourosity.

OR

When followed by a question mark, a needy request to find out whether a joke has been accepted or not.

Girl 1: That is funnies!
Girl 2: Did you just say fannies?
Girl 1: No! That mishearing was what one might call 'funnies'!

OR

Girl 1: What's brown and sticky?
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: A stick!
Girl 2: ...
Girl 1: ...funnies?

5. What should you be doing?
drawing
"drawing"-

Drawing is a form of visual expression and is one of the major forms within the visual arts. There are a number of subcategories of drawing, including cartooning, and certain drawing methods or approaches, such as "doodling," may or may not be considered as part of "drawing" as a "fine art."
The word 'drawing' is used as both a verb and a noun:

* Drawing (verb) is the act of making marks on a surface so as to create an image, form or shape.
* The produced image is also called a drawing (noun). A quick, unrefined drawing may be defined as a sketch.

1. The drawings of Leonardo Da Vinci are amazing.
2. He was drawing a bridge.

6. Favorite food?
cheese
"cheese"- The greatest substance known to man,Worshipped by pagans, exploited by me!

Everybody loves cheese

7. Home state?
Maryland
"Maryland"- The state with the biggest identity crisis in America. Parts of it like DC and Baltimore are extremely ghetto, with two of the top 5 murder rates in the country. Balto is the heroine capital of the world. Suburbs like Potomac are Bethesda are among the richest and most well educated in the country, and populated by lawyers and doctors with preppy rich children who drive Benz's. To the far west, you have the type of hicks that live in West Virginia up in the Appalachian mountains. To the south and the east you have the kind of hicks you might find in Mississippi. In Ocean City you have retired people who decided to go live on the beach. Around the bay area, you have a lot of fisherman. Maryland may be mixed up, but the crabs are damn good.

Q: What do you get when you mix a drug dealer, a mass murderer, a nascar driver and a fisherman?

A: A Marylander

8. Finish the line: "The best thing[s] in life is/are __?"
free food
"free samples"- Possibly the best thig on planet earth. They are usually food but occasionally can be other items. Also they are the only good free thing.

Dude, let's get some of those free samples from over there!

9. One word to describe yourself?
tired
"tired"- Getting run over by an automobile and having a large treadmark left across your body.

Damn that asshole in the Humvee fucking tired me!

mandee

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 4:40 PM

23

Yog-Laithoth

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 4:44 PM

19

Jaffa Cakes

  

foob2011

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 5:18 PM

30

foob2011

  

foob2011

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 5:22 PM

76% Geek

foob2011

  

foob2011

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 5:24 PM

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foob2011

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:30 PM

55% Geek

anobody

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:34 PM

41% Geek

Jaffa Cakes

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:36 PM

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Jaffa Cakes

  

derekho

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:36 PM

37

Thank you 10 years of tae kwon do.

derekho

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:38 PM

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anobody

  

Patrick Stewart's Mustache

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:45 PM

142,448 People

Patrick Stewart's Mustache

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 8:45 PM

135,522 People

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:00 PM

18

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:04 PM

25% Geek

Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:06 PM

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Dusty TheHick

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:07 PM

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Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:35 PM

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70% Geek

bguirk

  

pookie

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:49 PM

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pookie

  

foob2011

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 9:54 PM

144,844 People

foob2011

  

mandee

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:09 PM

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I just have trouble fighting dirty.

36% Geek

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mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:14 PM

31%

Dusty TheHick

  

acm323

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:33 PM

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acm323

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 10:36 PM

So far, my cadaver is worth the least. lulz

Dusty TheHick

  

foob2011

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 11:09 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 11:10 PM

74%

lulz

foob2011

  

Beat It!

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 6:06 AM

26

47% Geek

41%

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Beat It!

  

pookie

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 7:09 AM

i did the geek thing yesterday, but i forgot to post it. i'm 40% geek. is that good or bad?

pookie

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 9:11 AM

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52%

39% Geek

Yog-Laithoth

  

pookie

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 9:21 AM

yog is a cube of sugar

pookie

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 9:26 AM






Which Cthulhu Mythos character/God are you?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Yog-Sothoth

You are Yog-Sothoth! You are a know all, you know too much perhaps, but you hate people knowing your business unless that is you want to gossip or share it with a close friend. Youre also rather snoopy to get the knowledge you aquire!


Yog-Sothoth


75%

Nyarlathotep


60%

Hastur


50%

Cthulhu


50%

Azathoth


45%

Nodens


40%

Shub Niggurath


20%


Yog-Laithoth

  

bguirk

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 9:28 AM


i did the geek thing yesterday, but i forgot to post it. i'm 40% geek. is that good or bad?

—pookie

I'd like my score (70%) to be lower personally. I think I was doing OK until the video game and programming questions started.

bguirk

  

ZT Spice

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 11:15 AM

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41%

ZT Spice

  

chix0r

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 12:53 PM

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chix0r

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 4:54 PM

I'm kinda surprised Laith scored lower than anyone on the cannibalism test. Foob fucked up the curve, I guess.

Dusty TheHick

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Thursday, April 17, 2008 at 4:59 PM

Second-highest isn't too bad. And I bet it had something to do with my answers to the "longest you've ever gone without eating" and "could you outrun your friends" questions.

Yog-Laithoth

  

Kevin U.

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 6:15 AM

71% Geek

Kevin U.

  

bguirk

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 8:13 AM

thank god someone beat me. nice survey nerd.

bguirk

  

derekho

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 12:08 PM






Which Cthulhu Mythos character/God are you?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Yog-Sothoth

You are Yog-Sothoth! You are a know all, you know too much perhaps, but you hate people knowing your business unless that is you want to gossip or share it with a close friend. Youre also rather snoopy to get the knowledge you aquire!


Yog-Sothoth


100%

Nodens


80%

Cthulhu


80%

Nyarlathotep


60%

Azathoth


45%

Shub Niggurath


45%

Hastur


45%


derekho

  

Beat It!

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 7:24 PM






Which Cthulhu Mythos character/God are you?
created with QuizFarm.com
You scored as Cthulhu

You are Great Cthulhu! You lay and dream at home (or the beach) most of the time but one day (when the stars are right) you will suddenly have the power to get out there and show the world what youre made of! Lets hope you dont do too much damage......


Cthulhu


90%

Nyarlathotep


80%

Yog-Sothoth


70%

Nodens


35%

Hastur


30%

Shub Niggurath


20%

Azathoth


20%

Is that good?

Beat It!

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 7:30 PM

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Beat It! TLC wgah'nagl fhtagn

Yog-Laithoth

  

Beat It!

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 7:40 PM
Edited Friday, April 18, 2008 at 7:41 PM

I need to find a Cthulhu-to-English dictionary.

EDIT: Found one.

Beat It!

  

pookie

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 8:53 PM

i smell a geekfest starting to brew

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 9:44 PM

lol jews did tlc

Dusty TheHick

  

foob2011

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 9:59 PM
Edited Friday, April 18, 2008 at 10:04 PM

DisorderRating
Paranoid Disorder:Low
Schizoid Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Disorder:Low
Borderline Disorder:Low
Histrionic Disorder:High
Narcissistic Disorder:Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:Low
Dependent Disorder:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:Low

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
-- Personality Disorders --


foob2011

  

foob2011

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 10:05 PM

also,

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

foob2011

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 18, 2008 at 10:11 PM

DisorderRating
Paranoid Disorder:Low
Schizoid Disorder:Low
Schizotypal Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Disorder:Low
Borderline Disorder:Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:Very High
Dependent Disorder:Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
-- Personality Disorders --


Dusty TheHick

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 11:25 AM

I think this is the first time I took the disorder quiz where I didn't get any "low" results. Everything is moderate or higher.

DisorderRating
Paranoid Disorder:Very High
Schizoid Disorder:High
Schizotypal Disorder:Moderate
Antisocial Disorder:Moderate
Borderline Disorder:Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:Moderate
Narcissistic Disorder:High
Avoidant Disorder:Very High
Dependent Disorder:Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:High

-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --
-- Personality Disorders --

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Yog-Laithoth

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 7:47 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

bguirk

  

mandee

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Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 9:38 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very High
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

i don't like how high this all is.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 9:49 PM

Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Dusty TheHick

  

acm323

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Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 11:21 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Moderate
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Lust. Tee hee!

acm323

  

foob2011

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Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 9:21 PM

that's the one i usually get.

foob2011

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 9:54 PM

Now THERE'S a motherfucking surprise!

Dusty TheHick

  

anobody

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Sunday, April 20, 2008 at 10:01 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very High
Level 2 (Lustful)Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)High
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

anobody

  

MajandraFan

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Monday, April 21, 2008 at 1:19 AM

That Dante quiz is retarded. What the fuck is the point of having a rating at every level? You don't get assigned a schedule for different layers of hell, visiting time based on how much you deserve each layer. You go to the worst layer you're eligible for. That's the whole point of the fucking system, ranking sins. Betrayers beat all.

MajandraFan

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 9:16 PM

I am a Lapras!

MajandraFan

  

Tyler Perry's Why Am I Reading This Post?

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 10:21 PM

I am an Alakazam!

Tyler Perry's Why Am I Reading This Post?

  

doingdoingdoing

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 10:42 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 10:47 PM

I watched Chinpokomon last night.

I am Mew!

doingdoingdoing

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 10:56 PM

Pokemon are emotionally distant. It doesn't worry them too much.

MajandraFan

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008 at 11:35 PM

I thought all South Park was taken off YouTube.

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 12:16 AM

I am a Slowpoke!

TortillaFactory

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008 at 8:26 AM

I am an Absol!

Yog-Laithoth