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lumpyloks

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 10:43 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 10:50 PM

Hey, well i've been an Adam Carolla Show fan since it started.. but foolish of me I just found out like 2 months ago or so that he hosted a show called Loveline for 10 years... so first I started youtubing old clips of loveline and they were funny as hell like the Halocaust Call among others, then I started listening to loveline on the radio and I enjoyed some episodes... but then I found more websites with old loveline episodes and Adam & Drew were GODS together! I listen to an episode now like as i'm writing this and it's like a totally different unfunny boring show compared to an episode from 2002.. Dr. Drew, anderson, the guest and mainly the callers make the show barely listenable... My question is when will they get rid of stryker and replace him with someone in adam's league?

lumpyloks

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 10:52 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 10:52 PM

Welcome lumpy. You are about to be vetted and hazed. I will start the process. I just turned on my drake detector. Also: MOFTW.

bguirk

  

lumpyloks

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Tuesday, April 8, 2008 at 10:56 PM

Lol Idk what any of that means.. but ok.

lumpyloks

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 4:19 AM

lumpyloks, your experience with old radio is most triumphant.

MajandraFan

  

mandee

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 5:34 AM

it seems to me that you have just dissed dr. drew. guys, did he just diss drew? i think he did.

mandee

  

Mayonnaise

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 6:38 AM

Maybe, but he also dissed Stryker. That's got to count for something.

Mayonnaise

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 6:41 AM

How did I diss Drew? I love drew.. all i'm saying is stryker is so horrible that even with dr. drew the show is still very hard to listen to, Nobody agrees with that?

lumpyloks

  

Kevin U.

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 6:44 AM

I think nearly everyone here agrees with that lumpy, but we're all bitter angry people since the downfall of Loveline.

Kevin U.

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:02 AM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:21 AM

As rightfully so... even though I havent been a listener for years, i've heard enough old loveline episodes/clips to know the show was on a different level with adam.. but whatever I still listen almost every night.

lumpyloks

  

000

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:59 AM

loveline in the adam area was waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than adams mediocre new radio show

000

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 11:19 AM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 11:20 AM

It seems to me that this person MIGHT be a faker. How did lumpy know about the 'holocaust' call? is it like a widely available clip?

and btw..... whn I hear "lumpy locks," i think of lumps of breast meat on a chick. MOFTW

whoisnumbaone

  

mandee

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 11:31 AM

this person is clearly a fake. first he said that he just found out about loveline two months ago and then he said "i haven't been a listener for years", implying that he used to listen to the show.

mandee

  

pookie

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 11:41 AM

i think bguirk's detector is about to explode

pookie

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 12:05 PM

My question is when will they get rid of stryker and replace him with someone in adam's league?

uhm.... this question is fishy.

whoisnumbaone

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Nevermind then Jeez.. negative nancy's

lumpyloks

  

chix0r

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 2:35 PM

>>it's like a totally different unfunny boring show compared to an episode from 2002

This is my problem. What's he saying, "old" Loveline was good, but somewhere around 2002 it took a dive, even though Adam was still there?

chix0r

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 2:37 PM

omg COMPARED to 2002.. i could of said any year adam was on.. i just picked that year... jesus christ.

lumpyloks

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 3:38 PM

i've been an Adam Carolla Show fan since it started.. but foolish of me I just found out like 2 months ago or so that he hosted a show called Loveline for 10 years

Now this is incredible.

I just turned on my drake detector

I see your point, but so far I'm thinking/hoping that this is a different guy.

uhm.... this question is fishy.

Agreed.

Nevermind then Jeez.. negative nancy's

Uh oh...

anobody

  

pookie

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 3:51 PM

yes, ano. uh oh, indeed.

pookie

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 4:11 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 4:12 PM

Yeah it would really be nice to have some new people around these parts. And by parts I mean my genitals.


eric, are you lumpyloks?

Lumpy, tell us about yourself. Are you a guy or girl? Are you gay? Do you live in Florida?

Also, answer some loveline trivia:

who is minka, and what is she?

What is Adams opinion on Armenian restaurants?

what does DAG stand for?

What is dr marcel's specialty?

Where did dr bruce go to med school? Drew?

What is adams connection to Jimmy Kimmel (other than the Man Show)?

What is veal, what is venice-in?

Name 3 of adams friends from growing up.

who did Adam lose his virginity to?

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 5:04 PM

I just turned on my drake detector.

Bguirk, I misinterpreted this originally, thinking that you meant that it was already going off (to which I would've disagreed). Now that I understand, I'm joining you in the ceremonial turning-on of the drake detectors.


this person is clearly a fake. first he said that he just found out about loveline two months ago and then he said "i haven't been a listener for years", implying that he used to listen to the show.

—mandee


I took this to mean that he's been a listener for less than "years."

I still have my drake detector on, however.

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 5:37 PM

btw lumpyloks is a funny name

whoisnumbaone

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 5:42 PM

Maybe you guys should accept posters at face value.
If this new poster is someone old but never shows it, then what's the difference?
No point in being paranoid on the internet, there's no way to alleviate the doubts.

MajandraFan

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 5:59 PM

lumpy, we're going to need the following information:

Blood Type
Social Security #
Mother's Maiden Name
Current Place of Employment
Taxable Earned Income in 2007

I'm afraid that if you don't post this information, we're not going to allow you to post anymore. It's tough but fair.

Jaffa Cakes

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 6:02 PM

Bguirk, I misinterpreted this originally, thinking that you meant that it was already going off (to which I would've disagreed).

it didn't go off, but the post didn't really give me confidence. also the timing is highly suspect.

bguirk

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 6:08 PM

How did lumpy know about the 'holocaust' call? is it like a widely available clip?

Yes.

What's he saying, "old" Loveline was good, but somewhere around 2002 it took a dive, even though Adam was still there?

No, he's saying that new Loveline doesn't compare to, say, 2002. How the hell did you get that? ^

then he said "i haven't been a listener for years", implying that he used to listen to the show.

This could be interpreted just as easily as "I haven't been a longtime listener like you guys, in fact I've just started, but..." And I think that's how it was intended.

I'm not the newest lumpyloks fan or anything but I don't think he's fake, and I really don't think he's drake unless drake is making an uncharacteristic effort to conceal his posting cadence.

TortillaFactory

  

doingdoingdoing

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:20 PM

If you search YouTube for Loveline, the Holocaust call is the first thing that comes up. It has ~36,000 "views", so yeah, it's well known.
I bet lumpy isn't coming back. Too bad, he seemed like a good kid.

doingdoingdoing

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:31 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:37 PM

Thank You Tortilla Factory (Your the only one who didn't misinterpret what I said) and doingdoingdoing thanks dude.

Look i'm not a fake but now that I read it myself again I can understand where you guys were coming from (Well a couple people) especially the "I havent been a listener for years" part, I can see how that can throw you off, what I meant was I haven't been listening for very long.. but you guy's can think whatever you want i'm really tired of this already, I didn't join this site to argue.

lumpyloks

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:40 PM

(Your the only one who didn't misinterpret what I said)


AHEM!


TODAY at 9:04PM


I took this to mean that he's been a listener for less than "years."


—Dusty TheHick


Dusty TheHick

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:41 PM

lol sorry dude.. ok 2 ppl.. this forum is tough.

lumpyloks

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:42 PM

Yeah, it's a little tough for n00bs around here. We've had more than our share of idiots, y'see...so something of a screening process has evolved.

Dusty TheHick

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:45 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:48 PM

I understand. I guess I just should of thought a little more before I decided to write a subject, especially about me.

lumpyloks

  

derekho

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:50 PM

nah you're fine.

derekho

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:54 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 7:56 PM

eric, are you lumpyloks? Who the F is eric?

Lumpy, tell us about yourself. Are you a guy or girl? Are you gay? Do you live in Florida? Im a straight dude who lives in california

Also, answer some loveline trivia:

who is minka, and what is she? Don't know

What is Adams opinion on Armenian restaurants? My guess is they suck?

what does DAG stand for? David Allen Grier

What is dr marcel's specialty? Cleavage.. plastic surgery

Where did dr bruce go to med school? Drew? USC, they were roomates, nevermind that was marcel, idk

What is adams connection to Jimmy Kimmel (other than the Man Show)? They were together at KROQ on the kevin and bean show, and Crank Yankers

What is veal, what is venice-in? Veal? IDK.. Venice Beach? it's in LA

Name 3 of adams friends from growing up. Don't know

who did Adam lose his virginity to? Don't know, was it a sister of someone famous?

lumpyloks

  

mandee

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:38 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:38 PM

what's your email address so i can send you my n00dz? it's a requirement for all people who post here. you have to look at me naked.

mandee

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:41 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:42 PM

haha really? NICE (not to sound like stryker at all)

lumpyloks@hotmail.com

lumpyloks

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:42 PM

The dick vomit just won't stop.

MajandraFan

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:47 PM

Venice Beach? it's in LA

litteraly LOL

whoisnumbaone

  

lumpyloks

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:51 PM

yep

lumpyloks

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:05 PM

who did Adam lose his virginity to? Don't know, was it a sister of someone famous?

—lumpyloks


Yup...Molly Ringwald's sister.


P.S: I'm guessing drake would've known who Minka is. I think this kid's real (and didn't have VERY strong suspicions, even in the beginning, that he wasn't...and, like Ben expressed, who cares anyway?).

Dusty TheHick

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:51 PM

He's real, but I'm already annoyed that he couldn't bother googling "veal."

On the other hand, that quiz is pointless. Let's all just go back to regular forum business and if lumpyloks proves himself to be a terrible poster, commence mocking.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:58 PM

seconded

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 11:14 PM

yeah lumpy is for real. eric has no idea that venice beach is in LA.

so anyways.... i give lumpy props for putting up with shit on his very first day. I for one will not give him any shit. lets hope he's funny.

Welcome lumpy! and beware of the hazing! It will likely happen.

whoisnumbaone

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 12:03 AM

I'm sure you'll yell some broken jibberish at him if you ever think that he's getting in the way of you having sex with doingdoingdoing.

MajandraFan

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 12:11 AM

i dont think Dx3 would ever have sex with me. she seems smart.

btw.... i dont trust any girl who is dumb enough to hold still and let me shove my cock in her.

whoisnumbaone

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 12:14 AM

Fingers crossed... hope for hope!

MajandraFan

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 12:29 AM
Edited Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 12:36 AM

EDIT: ^ uh oh.... lumpy deleted a post! people arent gonna like that dude.
editting is ok, deleting is a no no around these parts.

before lumpy deleted: is doingdoingdoing hot?
my original post: i guess? i dont rememebr.... her photo is gone :(

whoisnumbaone

  

chix0r

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 1:34 PM

>>On the other hand, that quiz is pointless.

He doesn't even know what veal is. The quiz allows me to write him off as a complete idiot.

chix0r

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 1:49 PM

Not to mention that he assumed Venice was Venice Beach.

TortillaFactory

  

chix0r

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 1:51 PM

I blame that on whois; he screwed up the question by not even knowing that Adam's saying venison.

chix0r

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 1:52 PM

I was going to give him the benefit of the doubt, but it's possible.

Still, even the original caller knew that Venice is in Italy.

TortillaFactory

  

doingdoingdoing

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:14 PM

lol Venice-in.

doingdoingdoing

  

lumpyloks

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:24 PM

Everything I do backfires on me... how do people survive on this website?

lumpyloks

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:26 PM

They don't.

We're all dead.... and this is hell.

Jaffa Cakes

  

lumpyloks

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:28 PM
Edited Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:29 PM

My balls have never been busted like this in my entire life.. because idk what fucking "veal" means.. ru kidding me?

lumpyloks

  

chix0r

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:29 PM

>>how do people survive on this website?

By having an IQ above 80.

chix0r

  

lumpyloks

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:30 PM
Edited Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:46 PM

OK i'm done with this shit.. everyones a smart ass everyones pissed off.. had enough.. thanks for the hospitality sorry i didn't know what veal means haha u guys have fun

BYE!!! I'm NEEEEEEVER coming back.

lumpyloks

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:47 PM

omg this is great.

TortillaFactory

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:57 PM
Edited Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:58 PM

I blame that on whois; he screwed up the question by not even knowing that Adam's saying venison.

I knew exactly what I was doing. I wanted to do "venice-in" specifically to fuck someone up and confuse them. If he knew the call he wouldve corrected my intentional error.

EDIT: lumpy, come back! we need noobz.

whoisnumbaone

  

chix0r

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 3:01 PM

You mean, you need more noobs for your army.

chix0r

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 3:07 PM

^ I need more noobz to drown out your miserable e-poop flinging.

whoisnumbaone

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 3:09 PM

He needs people to help him stop the Mandee/Tiffany/chix0r gay army.

Jaffa Cakes

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 3:11 PM
Edited Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 3:11 PM

btw.... drake sent me an IM last night and asked me out of nowhere, "have you ever been to venice beach?" It was interesting. definitely raises questions.

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 4:23 PM

Hey, tri-doing...Can I call you Stella?

Dusty TheHick

  

doingdoingdoing

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 4:32 PM

Yessir, Dusterz (?) (especially since I read that as tri-dong).

doingdoingdoing

  

MajandraFan

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 4:41 PM

You see, this is my point. If Lumpy is Drake and had managed to hide the mental illness what would it matter that it was Drake?
And if Lumpy is not Drake does it matter? He's acting like a dick so fuck him whether he's a new person or an alt of Drake.

MajandraFan

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 4:41 PM

And if Lumpy is not Drake does it matter? He's acting like a dick so fuck him whether he's a new person or an alt of Drake.

TortillaFactory

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 5:04 PM

Dusterz


hehehe

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 5:13 PM

http://www.myspace.com/lumpyloks

adams_babymomma

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 5:25 PM

Looks about right.

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 7:56 PM

ABM likes her semen lumpy like her gravy.

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 8:57 PM

What's wrong with wanting something to chew on?

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, April 11, 2008 at 2:05 AM

lumpyloks is a fag. we all told him STR8 up that he would be hazed and he stll couldnt deal with it even with a warning.


good one ABM! i woulda never thought of that

whoisnumbaone

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, April 11, 2008 at 3:31 AM

better

Photobucket

TortillaFactory

  

adams_babymomma

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Friday, April 11, 2008 at 4:31 PM

mustache rides!

yeah, i stole it from mandee

adams_babymomma

  

Beat It!

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 8:00 AM

Damn, I'm depressed I missed out on this thread during its relevancy period. That's what I get for going away for a week.

That has to be one of the quickest 'new poster' to 'dramatic proclamation exit' ever, yes? I mean, it was less than 48 hours. Kudos to everyone for doing their part.


I knew exactly what I was doing. I wanted to do "venice-in" specifically to fuck someone up and confuse them. If he knew the call he wouldve corrected my intentional error.

Um, dude, seriously no one is buying that. This inability to just own up to a mistake (see: MLK thread) reconfirms you as the Mexican Drake.

Beat It!

  

bguirk

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 10:47 AM

reconfirms you as the Mexican Drake.

ROFL.

Damn, I'm depressed I missed out on this thread during its relevancy period. That's what I get for going away for a week.

I like that I told him he was about to be hazed and he still freaked out. Clearly not TLC material.

bguirk

  

Beat It!

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 11:03 AM

^ Yup.

Beat It!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 9:26 PM

I was fortunate enough to be grandfathered out of being hazed.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 9:29 PM

just ask jjgold.

bguirk

  

ZT Spice

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 9:38 PM

FUCK YOUR SOLID POSTING BLUEJEANS.

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, April 14, 2008 at 10:25 PM

just ask jjgold.

—bguirk


hahah

Well...that wasn't really hazing because:

A) I wasn't a n00b, and
2) It was a solo attack.

Dusty TheHick

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