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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 3:13 AM u like cake or pe? and whats ur fav cake and/or pie?
mine is cheese and mint chip
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chix0r |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:20 AM Who the fuck would pick PE over cake? —chix0r |
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000 |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:59 AM health nuts would prefer Physical Education to cake —000 |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 11:36 AM cake can be really good if made RIGHT. Ive never had a Jaffa Cake before. where can I get one of those? —whoisnumbaone |
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pookie |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 11:41 AM lol @ the graduate —pookie |
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mandee |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 12:05 PM jaffa cakes are more like cookies. —mandee |
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TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 3:36 PM 
A family with kids just moved into the next apartment and they are so fucking loud. One of the kids screams constantly and now they're all watching POTC and one of the kids is laughing hysterically at everything. I think he might be autistic. If they do this during the day while I'm trying to sleep I will reign hell down on them. Doesn't have anything to do with cake, I'm just pointing it out. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 3:38 PM I don't get why you'd rent in upstate NY when you can get giant houses for 100k. That's less than $700 a month in mortgage or you could get 1100 square feet for 50k. I'd kill for those prices. —bguirk |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 3:42 PM when you can get giant houses for 100k. Not here, you can't. There are no "giant houses" and the only nice houses nearby are closer to the million mark. We never planned to settle down here permanently, so it's really not worth the trouble of finding a house anyway. The main priority was staying close to Mike's family. —TortillaFactory |
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Beat It! |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 4:19 PM now they're all watching POTC I gave it two minutes and came up with nothing, please de-acronym this. —Beat It! |
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Beat It! |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 4:26 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 4:28 PM Yeah, it's obvious now that you spell it out. I was stuck on kids TV shows and I don't know enough of them. I still haven't seen the third one, though I have the DVD. I do this a lot, I'll be dying to see a movie and go buy the DVD and then wait three months to actually watch it. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 4:30 PM I gave it two minutes and came up with nothing, please de-acronym this. —Beat It!
I gave it two seconds, and googled it.
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adams_babymomma |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:46 PM I had a neighbor who would yell at her kids 24/7. "JACOB, PUT YOUR PANTS UP" "COURTNEY, GO TAKE A SHIT" They even prayed really loud during dinner. —adams_babymomma |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:48 PM I hope those directives were unrelated. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:50 PM how does one PUT ones pants up? and furthermore, how would the mother know that the girl NEEDS to take a shit? —foob2011 |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:51 PM This one time, Jacob was taking a bath and his little sister was trying to see him naked. —adams_babymomma |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:52 PM and furthermore, how would the mother know that the girl NEEDS to take a shit? —foob2011 because she was 5, and her mom would have to ask/remind her to poop. —adams_babymomma |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:52 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:53 PM incest is best. Edit: wow. when i was 5, i do believe i knew how to shit and when i needed to. —foob2011 |
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mandee |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 7:54 PM my mom still reminds me to poop. i assumed everyone's did. —mandee |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:05 PM
Not here, you can't. There are no "giant houses" and the only nice houses nearby are closer to the million mark. Maybe you live in nice burb, but the data tells a different story about home prices in NY Major Upstate NY 2008 median home prices: Syracuse: 78k
Rochester: 96k
Buffalo: 101k NW major cities median home prices: Portland: 215k
Seattle: 308k Nice and cheap to get a house out there. —bguirk |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:08 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:16 PM Maybe you live in nice burb Right on the edge of the "expensive" neighborhood. The houses in the rest of town aren't any places you'd want to live. Many of them are literally falling apart. Neither of us has any credit for mortgage and we don't plan to stay. The only cheap houses that don't have porches rotting off are in the middle of nowhere, and we're about 5-10 minutes from downtown right now. I don't think your research accurately represents what it's actually like to be in the market for a house here, but then again I'm not, so I don't really know/care. —TortillaFactory |
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mandee |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:25 PM when you guys do decide to buy a house, you should go on property virgins. —mandee |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:28 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:29 PM aren't you dieting? (i didn't think you were fat in the 1st place btw) also--they'd love your story. —bguirk |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:33 PM yeah I'm dieting but it's barely working. I hate it when everyone tells me I'm not fat just to be nice. ugh. the fact that everyone who hates me immediately goes for the "fat" angle is kind of a hint. mike's going to kill me when he reads this. I'm not really allowed to call myself fat anymore, but goddamn! let's go back to discussing unrealistic house prices, that was much less uncomfortable. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:35 PM I hate it when everyone tells me I'm not fat just to be nice. I'm generally not a nice person around these parts, but everyone once in awhile... Anyway, telling a girl she's fat is a universal put down because it always works. —bguirk |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:39 PM Anyway, telling a girl she's fat is a universal put down because it always works. I know, but nobody would call chix0r fat no matter how much they hated her, because it just doesn't make sense. There has to be something in it. Maybe "fat" just has too many negative connotations now so no one can use it. Will you let me have "overweight?" I have gained a lot since I got here (40lbs according to the bizarro world scale at Planned Parenthood) and that's what I'm trying to lose right now. Being called fat actually bothers me less than the other #1 insult, androgynous. I've gotten that from lots of people on lots of different boards. i was seriously going to make a hangout of the boards on chuck palahniuk's site, but when I posted a picture about ten people were like "is that a boy or a girl lol. i think it has tits i dunno." I decided I didn't really need that kind of environment in my life, but seriously. people are fucking douchebags also I am fat and genderless. [/drake] —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:45 PM i was seriously going to make a hangout of the boards on chuck palahniuk's site I can't say I'm shocked that a Palahniuk site is full of douchebags. —Beat It! |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:47 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:48 PM I love his books but I sort of wonder if I'd like his community--especially the dudes in it. The guy who maintains his site seemed like an OK person the one time I visited. Christ how I miss novels. Contrast that with the Douglas Coupland community which I could so totally get laid multiple times through if I didn't have scruples. —bguirk |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:55 PM I can't say I'm shocked that a Palahniuk site is full of douchebags. Yeah I think it's one of those unfortunate cases where his books attract a bunch of horrible people who hate everyone. There is this one pretentious douche who shows up to a bunch of chuck's book signings and tries to dominate the entire night. chuck hates him. on the "postcards from the future" dvd you can see the veiled rage as he speaks about his fan, and one of these days he is just going to cut loose on the guy like he did with those loud campers on the weekend that led to the injuries that led to fight club. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:56 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:58 PM I don't think your research accurately represents what it's actually like to be in the market for a house here, but then again I'm not, so I don't really know/care. FWIW my wife and I both applied to Syracuse for grad school, but one of us didn't get in (ahem). I looked at buying houses out there back in 2006 and was shocked at how cheaply you could land a decent house (nice porch and all) in what I was told was a decent area for under 60k. My definition of decent is more than 1000 square feet and I don't have to do any work on it other than paint or rip up some carpet when I move in. For SUNY Buffalo I could get a nice brick house with a garage 4 miles from school for something like 70k. The difference between the two real estate wise was that I wouldn't expect to ever be able to sell a Buffalo house in this or maybe even the next decade while Syracuse houses appreciate a little. Where are you two lovebirds off to?
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 8:59 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:01 PM what I was told was a decent area This is the material point. Without knowing exactly what area I can't possibly figure out why you found yourself in that enviable situation. also everyone has a porch here so a porch isn't really a big selling point. It's like "oh, and your house has windows!" thanks. Buffalo is a completely different issue. Where are you two lovebirds off to? Depends on where Mike's work expands to. If they build on the land near Fenway Park that they've just bought, then probably Boston (yes I know it's a nightmare to live/work/pay for car insurance there, but it's a small sacrifice to make in return for not living in 'cuse.) —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:03 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:06 PM What's mike's work? edit: this thread just came full circle. You're all welcome. —bguirk |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:11 PM 
Fat... weakness, distortion, illness...
Why are you fat? Do you look good? How does it affect practical day to day mechanical existence?
She's fat. Better thin? Doubt it. Maybe as good. She's lucky, her face doesn't look that fat. Pound-that-doughy body. Heaven milkshake.
Fuck, she's fat too. Probably looked better thin. Younger. Bad now? No. Doesn't curmudgeon her radiant personality. Could I look her in the eye, and the other eye, and insult her "fat!"? No. Yes. Yes! Fucking yes! Never. Maybe. Probably. I doubt it. I think that you Liz are fat. It looks unhealthy and your face doesn't look good fat. I don't care that you are fat because in this medium it is entirely irrelevant. In real life it wouldn't be overly important either, it's not like we're running a relay event. However if I knew you in real life I would try to push you towards healthier habits. Even if you slapped me in the face for it many times over. Actually then probably not so much, since I wouldn't choose to live with a psycho.
I try to push myself towards being fitter and do often slap myself in the face, literally and figuratively. So it's not hypocrisy to encourage other people to eschew my current lifestyle?
Fitness of the mind too... what are we doing, wasting so much time? Ah, I remember. Okay, so the taunts of "fat" are true because they come from insulters and wouldn't make sense for Caitlin but taunting with an undeniably true fact doesn't guarantee negativity. I mean, [ooh on user name topic] Majandra said she was teased all through school for her big pouty lips when obviously they are a positive. I'm sure Lena has been teased about her nose. A big nose is more subjective.
I guess it comes down to people teasing having motives and perspectives and facts that combine to project negativity at another person. The unassailability of one of those can hide the foulness or folly of the others.
I guess that means that being fat is only a problem for you if it's a problem for you. The same people that want and need to resort to calling you on being fat, or trying to, are the ones who tease beautiful kids for having different yet positive features, and tease others for having different features neither positive or negative.
Such psionic energy is neither intelligent nor proud.
Ben has assured that I won't eat anything for a week —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:26 PM whoa, is nobody else seeing my post "Ben has assured..." bleeding up into Ben's? Weird freaky shit. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:28 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:29 PM I saw it until I logged in.
If i say anything like "i hope you're not really going to starve, you misread my intention" i lose. whoops too late. edit: now it's back again. it only wasn't there while i was doing my post. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:31 PM edit: now it's back again. it only wasn't there while i was doing my post. Yeah, it shows up correctly on the reply page but not the thread itself. it's blowing my mind. —TortillaFactory |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:37 PM Speaking of mind blowing, has anyone else heard the sounds made by humpback whales when they are hunting fish? I saw it on a documentary yesterday and it is the most disturbing natural sound I have ever heard. It's worse than any of those snarl and squeal mixes that they use to represent dinosaurs in Jurassic Park.
It's the sounds they make while creating bubble nets. I need to find samples of that sound. —MajandraFan |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:49 PM
Edited Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:51 PM EDIT: whoa, is nobody else seeing my post "Ben has assured..." bleeding up into Ben's? Weird freaky shit. Yeah, I see that. WTF? —Dusty TheHick |
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Sunday, April 6, 2008 at 9:53 PM Three cheers for Green Wing!
TF + Mikey + Mortgage = FUCKING DISASTER —whoisnumbaone |
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whoisnumbaone |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 12:05 AM
Edited Monday, April 7, 2008 at 12:06 AM What the shit is that ^ i posted the disaster part, and it somehow got merged with another post? —whoisnumbaone |
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Beat It! |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 5:20 AM Majandra Fan is absorbing other posters. It's like Slither. When do we have sex with Elizabeth Banks? —Beat It! |
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 9:10 AM some post the entirity of slither on here so that i can finally watch it. —lexieho |
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