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Things you've always wondered:

  

pookie

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 7:46 PM

What is it about the South that breeds multitudes of "gentlemen's clubs" that all advertise on giant billboards along the highway?

pookie

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:03 PM

What the hell does "over the rainbow" mean in Saw 2?

Jaffa Cakes

  

TortillaFactory

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:05 PM

UPDATE: It is apparently the colors that the numbers are written in, although in retrospect that's not a very useful clue.

TortillaFactory

  

000

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:16 PM

what was in the case in pulp fiction?

000

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:17 PM

John Travolta's soul.

Jaffa Cakes

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:28 PM

The Holy Grail maybe. It's golden and famous. It has to be something famous because Pumpkin says "is that what I think it is?"

MajandraFan

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 8:31 PM

Free Association:

Dennis Green-THEY WERE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE!

andrewwagner777

  

Mayonnaise

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 9:22 PM

Why do women have to play games when it comes to romance?

Mayonnaise

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 10:53 PM

Why do my ears now produce both wax and hair?

bguirk

  

anfernee

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 10:59 PM

AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK!

anfernee

  

mandee

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 2:50 AM

i'm going to pretend that anfernee was referring to ears.

mandee

  

anobody

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 11:18 PM

Why do my ears now produce both wax and hair?

This is actually seriously pissing me off. What the fuck is the point of having hair in there?

anobody

  

bguirk

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 11:19 PM

It's giving me OCD. I want hairless ears for Christmas.

bguirk

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 1:17 AM
Edited Friday, April 4, 2008 at 1:18 AM

why are bitches so FUCKING crazy?

whoisnumbaone

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 1:24 AM
Edited Friday, April 4, 2008 at 1:25 AM

John Travolta's soul.

close, but NO!

it was actually Marcellus Wallace's soul. You can tell becasue int he movie it shows marcellus neck with a bandaid over it. It has been written in historic folklore that when you make a deal with thte devil and he takes your soul, it comes out of the back of your neck. plus, the combination that opens the biefcase is 666.

whoisnumbaone

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 1:58 AM

Why is it that I want to hit on women more when I have a girlfriend?

ZT Spice

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:42 AM

Because you want a sweaty threeway, although not the kind that involves me nutting on your face. The bad kind.

Jaffa Cakes

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:44 AM

it was actually Marcellus Wallace's soul. You can tell becasue int he movie it shows marcellus neck with a bandaid over it. It has been written in historic folklore that when you make a deal with thte devil and he takes your soul, it comes out of the back of your neck. plus, the combination that opens the biefcase is 666.

No, it was the diamonds from Reservoir Dogs.

No, it contains masculinity.

No, it contains an Egg McGuffin.

Jaffa Cakes

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:45 AM
Edited Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:56 AM

why are bitches so FUCKING crazy?

Because they are unclean, like swine, and only I can clease them of their filthiness. With my switchblade. And my hat!

Jaffa Cakes

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:57 AM

You can tell becasue int he movie it shows marcellus neck with a bandaid over it.

Ving Rhames just happened to have a cut on his neck during filming. There is no decisive answer to this question, so stop trying to foist everyone's crackpot theories on us. Seen 'em all before.

What does 666 have to do with anyone's soul, anyway? Did he sell it to the Devil, or what? There's no Devil in Pulp Fiction. The Devil is heroin. Or cocaine, whatever.

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 9:15 AM

There is no decisive answer to this question, so stop trying to foist everyone's crackpot theories on us. Seen 'em all before.

But it's so fun to go back to 1994.

bguirk

  

mandee

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 9:36 AM

1994 was a good year.

mandee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 12:57 PM

no way dood. in 1994 I was 11yrs old. hadnt smoked my first joint yet.

whoisnumbaone

  

derekho

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 3:06 PM

I was 5. Until December.

derekho

  

TortillaFactory

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 3:12 PM

I can't remember a time when Pulp Fiction didn't exist.

I just made a bunch of people feel really old.

TortillaFactory

  

mandee

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 3:44 PM

i was 6 for half of the year and 7 for the other half. ah yes, that was the year i started masturbating.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 8:23 PM

That was the year I turned 26. Fuck all you embryi.


Dusty TheHick

  

acm323

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 9:21 PM

Is embryi plural for embryo?

acm323

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 9:32 PM

If it isn't, it SHOULD be.

Dusty TheHick

  

mandee

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 9:35 PM

i think that's boring. i would prefer it to be embryos.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 9:56 PM

Yeah, well I'd prefer your name to be "Quashanashan," but whatareyagonnado?

Dusty TheHick

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:48 AM

I've always wondered how they make those baseball bats with nails in the head? Do they nail really long nails in from the other side?

Jaffa Cakes

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:04 PM

Either that, or they make the club in two halves, embed the spike between them, then seal it shut.

Dusty TheHick

  

adams_babymomma

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:44 PM
Edited Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:46 PM

Watching "Idol gives back" and I'm wondering why people with AIDS (who know they have AIDS) continue to have many kids.

posting this question on the Fall Out Boy forum. Let's compare their answers with ours.

adams_babymomma

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 8:54 PM

Because they don't give a fuck.

A lot of people with AIDS are having kids?

MajandraFan

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:02 PM

A lot of people with AIDS are having kids?

Sadly, in sub-Saharan Africa, it's quite common.

anobody

  

mandee

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:10 PM

rape

mandee

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:14 PM

To be fair, I think there's also a strong component of shitty education and sexism.

anobody

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:17 PM

Slavery and genocide and war cover all the bases, to be fair.
Is this all hypothetical or has someone here been to Africa?

MajandraFan

  

anobody

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:25 PM

All theoretical - in reality, there is no Africa, just like there is no Middle East.

It's all part of a vast mythos constructed by Tha Man™ to shield us from the truth.

anobody

  

Dusty TheHick

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 9:57 PM

I've been to Africa. It's there.

Dusty TheHick

  

MajandraFan

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Wednesday, April 9, 2008 at 10:07 PM

You don't like being reminded that all your theories have been spoon fed to you, hey anobody?

MajandraFan

  

adams_babymomma

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:29 PM

I was watching "Idol gives back".

Bayo is a 50 year old woman, she lost all of her 4 children due to AIDS. Now she must take care of her 10 grandchildren. She has no money, and often asks neighbors to help her.

adams_babymomma

  

Jaffa Cakes

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:30 PM

She should get a job, GOD.

Jaffa Cakes

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 5:04 PM

I always wondered about the difference between the Hutus and Tutsis, but not anymore. Thanks Hotel Rwanda.

This has to be one of the most arbitrary genocides in the history of time. You kill people because the Belgians once thought they looked whiter than the others? People are ridiculous.

TortillaFactory

  

mandee

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 5:33 PM

people used to always fight wars over spices too.

mandee

  

TortillaFactory

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Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 5:40 PM

at least spices are worth money. where's the money in genocide?

TortillaFactory

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