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The Understatement Thread

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:41 PM

Dr. Drew is an adequate addictionologist.

There are a few people here who don't particularly care for drake.

Beat It! makes an occasional valid point.

Plurry is somewhat interested in baseball.

moar

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:42 PM

I've mentioned jenkem once or twice.

ZT Spice

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:51 PM

Dusty seems to be getting into the whole Photoshop thing.

Beat It!

  

derekho

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:52 PM

Mandee sometimes likes puppies.

derekho

  

MajandraFan

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:01 PM

Green Wing is a good show.

MajandraFan

  

Colin

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:30 PM

Adam has opinions.

Colin

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:33 PM

Colin is a bit more than average height.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:38 PM

mandee is a whore.

bguirk

  

mandee

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:41 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:42 PM

sometimes dusty farts.

i'm crying right now.

mandee

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:49 PM

sorry mandee. I don't quite get this thread I guess. Let me try again:

anfernee rapes young girls.

bguirk

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:54 PM

Now you've got it.

Beat It!

  

Mayonnaise

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:55 PM

I've whacked off a few times in my life.

Mayonnaise

  

derekho

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:59 PM

Zona!

derekho

  

Yog-Laithoth

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 6:30 PM

This forum's members will, at times, exhibit the occasional psychological abnormality.

Yog-Laithoth

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 7:49 PM

Billy Moses is a tad foppish, and a bit self-aggrandizing.


Jjgold indulges in the occasional sports bet.


College kids periodically enjoy an alcoholic beverage.

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 9:11 PM

Girls with bangs could use some therapy.

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 9:12 PM

ZT has, periodically, made a passing observation regarding girls with bangs.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:03 PM

This isn't the "say offensive untrue things" thread, bguirk. Lay off.

anfernee

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:04 PM

this isn't the oversensitive thread anfernee. lay off.

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:06 PM

Mikeyfish and Lizmuffins don't dislike each other.

Dusty TheHick

  

anfernee

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:06 PM

nice. i bet you feel big.

anfernee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:08 PM

Bguirk and anfernee are totally going to do it.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:08 PM

totally.

bguirk

  

usman bello

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:09 PM

people on TLC only get mildly upset with me, and then only sometimes.

usman bello

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:10 PM

I would somewhat prefer it if, when you get a chance, you would make your way to the exit.

Dusty TheHick

  

ZT Spice

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM
Edited Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM

This isn't the "say offensive untrue things" thread, bguirk. Lay off. —anfernee

I'm hiring a young lady to get your foreskin caught in her braces and the to feed the pieces torn off to you in in sushi rolls.

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 11:12 PM

Chix0r is tolerant of the cock.

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 12:34 AM

I have a mild sleep disorder.

bguirk

  

Beat It!

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 7:24 AM

Anfernee is acting a little defensive lately.

Perhaps the young teen girls are rubbing off on him. (Pun intended.)

Beat It!

  

mandee

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 10:26 AM

anfernee should sort of be defensive because everyone is sort of attacking him.

mandee

  

andrewwagner777

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 11:08 AM

^Yeah. I feel kinda bad haha. You guys are acting like he toasted some Jews Hitler style or something...at least the chick is into him and he treats her well.

andrewwagner777

  

ZT Spice

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 11:18 AM

Umm... nothing better than some toasted jews and coffee in the morning.

ZT Spice

  

bguirk

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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 11:50 AM

if the 'fern were to toast me up some jews and make me some coffee I might go easier on him.

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 7:29 PM

I find TF mildly amusing.

Dusty TheHick

  

000

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM

adam is really hyping THE HAMMER

000

  

foob2011

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 10:22 PM

buttsex is marginally enjoyable

foob2011

  

acm323

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 11:18 PM

I am slightly attracted to men over ten years older than me.

acm323

  

usman bello

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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 11:20 PM

Anfernee is slightly attracted to girls 9 years younger than him. He said in an old thread (don't remember which one) that his cutoff age for girls would be 9.

usman bello

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 2:03 AM

I am slightly attracted to men over ten years older than me. —acm323

ACM THINKS A LITTLE LIKE A GIRL WITH BANGS.

ZT Spice

  

acm323

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 10:36 AM

ZT's fear of bangs is a bit unhealthy.

acm323

  

mandee

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 11:27 AM

this makes me marginally happy

mandee

  

ZT Spice

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 11:47 AM

ZT's fear of bangs is a bit unhealthy. —acm323

If you took what ACM knows about ZT, you could ram it up a gnat's ass and it would look like a bottle cap in Madison Square Garden.

ZT Spice

  

mandee

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:20 PM

i just want to say that i posted the muppets video before perez hilton did.

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 8:27 PM

I'm slightly more than ten years older than acm.

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 11:27 AM

I only got about thirty seconds into that Muppet thing and felt I had sufficiently gotten the joke. Is it just the comedy of Beeker singing a cheesy, deep-voiced 80s pop song or was there something funny at the end that made it worthwhile beyond 30 seconds?

Beat It!

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 11:33 AM

my two fave muppet characters have always been beeker & animal. quizmistress mandee, it's your job to find a quiz that determines what your choice of favorite muppet character says about your personality.

pookie

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:03 PM

I like Waldorf and Stattler. I also liked Pigs in Space (Captain Link).

bguirk

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:42 PM

^ according to the muppet personality quiz, that means you're gay

pookie

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:55 PM

which one--the pigs or the old dudes?

bguirk

  

mandee

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:34 PM
Edited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:37 PM

this is the best i could do, pookie.







Which Muppet Are You?


You are Fozzie!Cheerful and silly you love to make people laugh and you're pretty good at it even if you have had some tomatoes thrown at you! You like putting on a show but only if you get to be goofy. Deep down you may try to make people laugh because you feel a bit insecure. In the winter you like to snuggle up with your stuffed animals but tend to have trouble sleeping all winter.
Take this quiz!



Quizilla |
Join

| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

and let me just say, since this is the understatement thread, that this quiz sort of got me right and i really am kind of similar to fozzy.

mandee

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:48 PM

I'm Kermit.

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:41 PM
Edited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:41 PM

I'm Rowlf.


P.S: Beat It! got about six times as far into that video as I did.

P.P.S: BOT!

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:44 PM
Edited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:48 PM

good job, mandee! bee-gherkin, it's the old dudes that make you gay. you do know that waldorf and stattler were lovers, don't you?

p.s. turns out that i'm also kermit

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:49 PM

One of them always reminded me of Gordon Jump.


Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 5:34 PM

t's the old dudes that make you gay. you do know that waldorf and stattler were lovers, don't you?

apparently I'm a catty old queen making fun of everything from the balcony. The shoe fits.

bguirk

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 6:04 PM

aw b-g, i was kidding about all that. sometimes i make crap up just for my own amusement. i don't think waldorf and statler were even anatomically correct, so their sexual orientation is suspect at best.

pookie

  

mandee

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 6:17 PM

you guys have to also post what that muppet character says about you!

mandee

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:10 PM

You are Rowlf!Laid back and artistic you tend to let life take it's course! You don't mind putting on a show but you don't have to be the center of attention. You're talented and content with life but can rock it when the mood calls for it!

Dusty TheHick

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:49 PM

dusty--I'm watching Squeeze on Youtube while I do this paper. It's awesome. Check out the skinny ties on some of the live footage.

bguirk

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:58 PM

You are Kermit the Frog!
Level headed and down to earth you tend to run the show although sometimes it feels like it's running you. You value your friends above all else even if they drive you crazy. You're also fond of pigs.

pookie

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:59 PM

^^^ ditto. Man do I love bacon.

bguirk

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:00 PM

I'm Rowlf too.

I always thought Rowlf was the laziest muppet design. It's like they just stuck googly eyes on a grapefruit and draped it with fuzzy socks. does anyone else get what I'm talking about? Muppets should be eerie because they look sort-of human, but Rowlf is 100% toy.

TortillaFactory

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:01 PM
Edited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:02 PM

I came up as Fozzy on the quiz.

By the way, I too am a Waldorf/Statler fan. Along with Animal and Rowlf.

Beat It!

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Edited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:03 PM

That means you're gay.

Edit: I'm sorry guys, I'm just in a goofy mood.

pookie

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:02 PM

Rowlf is one of Henson's first puppets I believe.

bguirk

  

TortillaFactory

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:04 PM

that would make sense. he doesn't really fit in with the others.

TortillaFactory

  

bguirk

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:05 PM

he has his own wiki page of course.

bguirk

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:15 PM

I'm sorry guys, I'm just in a goofy mood.

—pookie

That means you're gay.

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:53 PM

YAYZ! DUSTY CAME THROUGH!

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:57 PM

That means I'm g-- um.....SO....How 'bout that muppet quiz, eh?

Dusty TheHick

  

Beat It!

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:58 PM

DUSTY CAME THROUGH! — pookie

Yikes, get a towel.

Beat It!

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:01 PM

twice in January

NONE in February

twice in March

none so far in April

lol zoloft

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:06 PM

"Yikes, get a towel" - Beat It!

What can I say? I love a good zinger, even if it is at my expense.

pookie

  

Dusty TheHick

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:18 PM

Well...Technically, it was at MY expense.

WE DO NOT CORRECT POOKIE!

Dusty TheHick

  

pookie

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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:24 PM

i thought he was saying to get a towel for me cuz came across as a little too excited, but you could be right

pookie

  

lexieho

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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 9:00 AM

i'm often found on tlc during school hours.

lexieho

  

000

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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 12:04 PM

this is WEIRD

000

  

foob2011

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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 2:16 PM

that is hilarious, what the fuck is it?

foob2011

  

000

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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 2:51 PM

NOBODY KNOWS

000

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 9:27 PM

*gentle nudge*

Dusty TheHick

  

airking32

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 9:55 PM

sorry mandee. I don't quite get this thread I guess. Let me try again:

anfernee rapes young girls.

----------

Chix0r is tolerant of the cock.

----------

i chuckled quietly.

airking32

  

plurry

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 10:46 PM

ZT COULD GIVE OR TAKE JENKEM.

plurry

  

ZT Spice

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 10:49 PM

LIKE POOP BACK AND FORTH?

ZT Spice

  

Dusty TheHick

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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 10:55 PM

Plurry doesn't often sport a buzz-cut.

Dusty TheHick

  

stefanie

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 11:43 AM

i look slightly underage.

stefanie

  

doingdoingdoing

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 12:07 PM

stefanie is somewhat cute.

doingdoingdoing

  

airking32

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 3:47 PM

stefanie is somewhat cute.

airking32

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 8:38 PM

lol

Dusty TheHick

  

whoisnumbaone

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 9:38 PM

airking has a crush on stef. he told me so.

whoisnumbaone

  

acm323

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 9:42 PM

I don't mind giving head.

acm323

  

Dusty TheHick

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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 10:19 PM

I read TPAM's post with passing interest.

Dusty TheHick

  

plurry

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:05 AM

my interest in marijuana is merely a passing phase.

plurry

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:09 AM

Occasionally I like to do cocaine and have sex.

whoisnumbaone

  

airking32

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:40 AM
Edited Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:43 AM

anobody likes to type.

mandee's summer could have gone better.

dusty is a bit of a shut-in.

majandrafan can be vague.

some people find the whoisnumbaone gimps funny.

jizzgrenade bears a slight resemblance to adrian grenier.

adam carolla is a smart guy.

airking32

  

mandee

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:05 AM

i'm having a fun summer.
this next month will be a good one.

mandee

  

striekar

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:31 AM

1. airking has a marginal understanding of anobody, dusty, mf, and carolla.


2. bush/drake really aren't that beneficial.

striekar

  

mandee

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:33 AM

it is difficult to ask people if they like siemens without giggling.

mandee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:48 AM

miyagi is fuckin faggot

whoisnumbaone

  

Beat It!

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:58 AM

I keep thinking this is the sarcasm thread. The responses are still enjoyable though.

Beat It!

  

airking32

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:04 PM

westwood one looks to save money where they can.

airking32

  

acm323

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:05 PM

^Ha ha ha!

acm323

  

000

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:31 PM

chicks are way too proud of fake tits. if i had a fake 15" cock it wouldnt b impressive either

000

  

Carson City

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:44 PM

Adam Carolla is kind of funny.

Dr. Drew is somewhat passionate.

Stryker sort of enjoys sex with men.

Carson City

  

Carson City

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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:45 PM

∞+1 is kind a little dissatisfied with his user name.

Carson City

  

mandee

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 3:49 AM

i want to take a nap
i may burst into tears.

mandee

  

whoisnumbaone

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 12:14 PM

Mandee is accepting of people choices

whoisnumbaone

  

Dusty TheHick

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 9:20 PM

Whois doesn't make grammar or syntax his A-#1 priority.

Dusty TheHick

  

acm323

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Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 9:38 PM<