Dusty TheHick
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:41 PM
Dr. Drew is an adequate addictionologist.
There are a few people here who don't particularly care for drake.
Beat It! makes an occasional valid point.
Plurry is somewhat interested in baseball.
moar
—Dusty TheHick
  
ZT Spice
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:42 PM
I've mentioned jenkem once or twice.
—ZT Spice
  
Beat It!
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:51 PM
Dusty seems to be getting into the whole Photoshop thing.
—Beat It!
  
derekho
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 4:52 PM
Mandee sometimes likes puppies.
—derekho
  
  
Colin
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:30 PM
Adam has opinions.
—Colin
  
  
bguirk
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:38 PM
mandee is a whore.
—bguirk
  
mandee
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:41 PMEdited Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:42 PM
sometimes dusty farts.
i'm crying right now.
—mandee
  
bguirk
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 5:49 PM
sorry mandee. I don't quite get this thread I guess. Let me try again:
anfernee rapes young girls.
—bguirk
  
  
  
  
Yog-Laithoth
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 6:30 PM
This forum's members will, at times, exhibit the occasional psychological abnormality.
—Yog-Laithoth
  
Dusty TheHick
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 7:49 PM
Billy Moses is a tad foppish, and a bit self-aggrandizing.
Jjgold indulges in the occasional sports bet.
College kids periodically enjoy an alcoholic beverage.
—Dusty TheHick
  
ZT Spice
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 9:11 PM
Girls with bangs could use some therapy.
—ZT Spice
  
Dusty TheHick
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 9:12 PM
ZT has, periodically, made a passing observation regarding girls with bangs.
—Dusty TheHick
  
anfernee
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:03 PM
This isn't the "say offensive untrue things" thread, bguirk. Lay off.
—anfernee
  
bguirk
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:04 PM
this isn't the oversensitive thread anfernee. lay off.
—bguirk
  
  
  
  
  
usman bello
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:09 PM
people on TLC only get mildly upset with me, and then only sometimes.
—usman bello
  
Dusty TheHick
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:10 PM
I would somewhat prefer it if, when you get a chance, you would make your way to the exit.
—Dusty TheHick
  
ZT Spice
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Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:54 PMEdited Tuesday, April 1, 2008 at 10:54 PM
This isn't the "say offensive untrue things" thread, bguirk. Lay off. —anfernee
I'm hiring a young lady to get your foreskin caught in her braces and the to feed the pieces torn off to you in in sushi rolls.
—ZT Spice
  
  
bguirk
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 12:34 AM
I have a mild sleep disorder.
—bguirk
  
Beat It!
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 7:24 AM
Anfernee is acting a little defensive lately.
Perhaps the young teen girls are rubbing off on him. (Pun intended.)
—Beat It!
  
mandee
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 10:26 AM
anfernee should sort of be defensive because everyone is sort of attacking him.
—mandee
  
andrewwagner777
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 11:08 AM
^Yeah. I feel kinda bad haha. You guys are acting like he toasted some Jews Hitler style or something...at least the chick is into him and he treats her well.
—andrewwagner777
  
ZT Spice
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 11:18 AM
Umm... nothing better than some toasted jews and coffee in the morning.
—ZT Spice
  
bguirk
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008 at 11:50 AM
if the 'fern were to toast me up some jews and make me some coffee I might go easier on him.
—bguirk
  
  
000
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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 8:15 PM
adam is really hyping THE HAMMER
—000
  
foob2011
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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 10:22 PM
buttsex is marginally enjoyable
—foob2011
  
acm323
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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 11:18 PM
I am slightly attracted to men over ten years older than me.
—acm323
  
usman bello
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Thursday, April 3, 2008 at 11:20 PM
Anfernee is slightly attracted to girls 9 years younger than him. He said in an old thread (don't remember which one) that his cutoff age for girls would be 9 .
—usman bello
  
ZT Spice
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 2:03 AM
I am slightly attracted to men over ten years older than me. —acm323
ACM THINKS A LITTLE LIKE A GIRL WITH BANGS.
—ZT Spice
  
acm323
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 10:36 AM
ZT's fear of bangs is a bit unhealthy.
—acm323
  
mandee
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 11:27 AM
this makes me marginally happy
—mandee
  
ZT Spice
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 11:47 AM
ZT's fear of bangs is a bit unhealthy. —acm323
If you took what ACM knows about ZT, you could ram it up a gnat's ass and it would look like a bottle cap in Madison Square Garden.
—ZT Spice
  
mandee
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Friday, April 4, 2008 at 4:20 PM
i just want to say that i posted the muppets video before perez hilton did.
—mandee
  
  
Beat It!
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 11:27 AM
I only got about thirty seconds into that Muppet thing and felt I had sufficiently gotten the joke. Is it just the comedy of Beeker singing a cheesy, deep-voiced 80s pop song or was there something funny at the end that made it worthwhile beyond 30 seconds?
—Beat It!
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 11:33 AM
my two fave muppet characters have always been beeker & animal. quizmistress mandee, it's your job to find a quiz that determines what your choice of favorite muppet character says about your personality.
—pookie
  
bguirk
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:03 PM
I like Waldorf and Stattler. I also liked Pigs in Space (Captain Link).
—bguirk
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:42 PM
^ according to the muppet personality quiz, that means you're gay
—pookie
  
bguirk
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 12:55 PM
which one--the pigs or the old dudes?
—bguirk
  
mandee
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:34 PMEdited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 3:37 PM
this is the best i could do, pookie.
Which Muppet Are You?
You are Fozzie!Cheerful and silly you love to make people laugh and you're pretty good at it even if you have had some tomatoes thrown at you! You like putting on a show but only if you get to be goofy. Deep down you may try to make people laugh because you feel a bit insecure. In the winter you like to snuggle up with your stuffed animals but tend to have trouble sleeping all winter. Take this quiz !
Quizilla | Join
| Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code
and let me just say, since this is the understatement thread, that this quiz sort of got me right and i really am kind of similar to fozzy.
—mandee
  
  
Dusty TheHick
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:41 PMEdited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:41 PM
I'm Rowlf.
P.S: Beat It! got about six times as far into that video as I did.
P.P.S: BOT!
—Dusty TheHick
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:44 PMEdited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 4:48 PM
good job, mandee! bee-gherkin, it's the old dudes that make you gay. you do know that waldorf and stattler were lovers, don't you?
p.s. turns out that i'm also kermit
—pookie
  
  
bguirk
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 5:34 PM
t's the old dudes that make you gay. you do know that waldorf and stattler were lovers, don't you?
apparently I'm a catty old queen making fun of everything from the balcony. The shoe fits.
—bguirk
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 6:04 PM
aw b-g, i was kidding about all that. sometimes i make crap up just for my own amusement. i don't think waldorf and statler were even anatomically correct, so their sexual orientation is suspect at best.
—pookie
  
mandee
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 6:17 PM
you guys have to also post what that muppet character says about you!
—mandee
  
Dusty TheHick
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:10 PM
You are Rowlf!Laid back and artistic you tend to let life take it's course! You don't mind putting on a show but you don't have to be the center of attention. You're talented and content with life but can rock it when the mood calls for it!
—Dusty TheHick
  
bguirk
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:49 PM
dusty--I'm watching Squeeze on Youtube while I do this paper. It's awesome. Check out the skinny ties on some of the live footage.
—bguirk
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:58 PM
You are Kermit the Frog! Level headed and down to earth you tend to run the show although sometimes it feels like it's running you. You value your friends above all else even if they drive you crazy. You're also fond of pigs.
—pookie
  
bguirk
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 7:59 PM
^^^ ditto. Man do I love bacon.
—bguirk
  
TortillaFactory
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:00 PM
I'm Rowlf too.
I always thought Rowlf was the laziest muppet design. It's like they just stuck googly eyes on a grapefruit and draped it with fuzzy socks. does anyone else get what I'm talking about? Muppets should be eerie because they look sort-of human, but Rowlf is 100% toy.
—TortillaFactory
  
Beat It!
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:01 PMEdited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:02 PM
I came up as Fozzy on the quiz.
By the way, I too am a Waldorf/Statler fan. Along with Animal and Rowlf.
—Beat It!
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:02 PMEdited Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:03 PM
That means you're gay.
Edit: I'm sorry guys, I'm just in a goofy mood.
—pookie
  
bguirk
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:02 PM
Rowlf is one of Henson's first puppets I believe.
—bguirk
  
  
  
Dusty TheHick
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:15 PM
I'm sorry guys, I'm just in a goofy mood.
—pookie
That means you're gay.
—Dusty TheHick
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:53 PM
YAYZ! DUSTY CAME THROUGH!
—pookie
  
  
Beat It!
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 8:58 PM
DUSTY CAME THROUGH! — pookie
Yikes, get a towel.
—Beat It!
  
Dusty TheHick
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:01 PM
twice in January
NONE in February
twice in March
none so far in April
lol zoloft
—Dusty TheHick
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:06 PM
"Yikes, get a towel" - Beat It!
What can I say? I love a good zinger, even if it is at my expense.
—pookie
  
  
pookie
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Saturday, April 5, 2008 at 9:24 PM
i thought he was saying to get a towel for me cuz came across as a little too excited, but you could be right
—pookie
  
lexieho
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 9:00 AM
i'm often found on tlc during school hours.
—lexieho
  
  
foob2011
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 2:16 PM
that is hilarious, what the fuck is it?
—foob2011
  
000
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Monday, April 7, 2008 at 2:51 PM
NOBODY KNOWS
—000
  
  
airking32
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 9:55 PM
sorry mandee. I don't quite get this thread I guess. Let me try again:
anfernee rapes young girls.
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Chix0r is tolerant of the cock.
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i chuckled quietly.
—airking32
  
plurry
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Sunday, July 20, 2008 at 10:46 PM
ZT COULD GIVE OR TAKE JENKEM.
—plurry
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
acm323
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Monday, July 21, 2008 at 9:42 PM
I don't mind giving head.
—acm323
  
  
plurry
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:05 AM
my interest in marijuana is merely a passing phase.
—plurry
  
  
airking32
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:40 AMEdited Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:43 AM
anobody likes to type.
mandee's summer could have gone better.
dusty is a bit of a shut-in.
majandrafan can be vague.
some people find the whoisnumbaone gimps funny.
jizzgrenade bears a slight resemblance to adrian grenier.
adam carolla is a smart guy.
—airking32
  
mandee
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:05 AM
i'm having a fun summer. this next month will be a good one.
—mandee
  
striekar
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:31 AM
1. airking has a marginal understanding of anobody, dusty, mf, and carolla.
2. bush/drake really aren't that beneficial.
—striekar
  
mandee
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 1:33 AM
it is difficult to ask people if they like siemens without giggling.
—mandee
  
  
Beat It!
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:58 AM
I keep thinking this is the sarcasm thread. The responses are still enjoyable though.
—Beat It!
  
airking32
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:04 PM
westwood one looks to save money where they can.
—airking32
  
  
000
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 12:31 PM
chicks are way too proud of fake tits. if i had a fake 15" cock it wouldnt b impressive either
—000
  
Carson City
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 at 7:44 PM
Adam Carolla is kind of funny.
Dr. Drew is somewhat passionate.
Stryker sort of enjoys sex with men.
—Carson City
  
  
mandee
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008 at 3:49 AM
i want to take a nap i may burst into tears.
—mandee
  
  
  
acm323
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Thursday, July 24, 2008 at 9:38 PM<